哈利·波特与暮光之城 Article: Dear rabid 粉丝

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posted by Aquilia

Oh do 你 not see, the language so cruciated,
由 your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do 你 believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then 你 are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't 你 see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do 你 not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope 你 hear, I must hope 你 see.
But I think, 你 only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid 粉丝 in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade

Quaila and xcrazygirlx318 like this

WolfPred What's the moral of this article?

Aquilia It's a poem against rabid fans in general.

PotterForever amen to this

Aquilia Thank you PotterForever, this was my first attempt at poetry. -.-' xD

PotterForever Well, it's quite good. Sadly they will never see our desperate attempts to save their sanity.

Aquilia Thank you, *curtsy* Sadly true isn't it? And I've started to like Tennyson's poetry. Rhyming is good enough to sing to. xD By the way: Guys, it's alright to go off-main-topic here since I originally wrote this to vent. xD Just keep it somewhat within poetry. :)

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Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the 图书 and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a 更多 complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse 图书 (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight 文章 and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES...

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Comparison: Stephenie Meyer and Voldemort

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight 粉丝 who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about 吸血鬼 (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....

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My Review of Twilight and it 粉丝

posted by Kersian

Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight 粉丝 write out their 文章 on why they like Twilight. Not just 文章 other things too. I will give 你 and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the 标题 says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of 标题 I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight 粉丝 I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if 你 ever want...

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Old twilight 粉丝 writes about harry potter

posted by nati30

This 文章 was actually wriiten 由 an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i 发布 it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the 文章 proves that even though 你爱情 twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was 你 one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop 阅读 it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER 你 DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

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Funniest Harry Potter Moments

added by KatiiCullen94

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Y U NO GUY

added by Darkshine

Source: 谷歌

harry is better !!!!!!

added by jaimiejo128

Source: HARRY!!!!!!!

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How Twilight and Harry Potter can't really be compared...

posted by TheCiaranTaylor

So I have heard/read a LOT of arguments over this topic, and I find it ridiculous. Here are some reasons why they can't be compared with each other:

1- 写作 styles. Rowling writes in a descriptive third-person, whereas Meyer writes in a first-person account of a seventeen 年 old girl. 你 can't expect Bella to talk like a professional poet of some sort, I doubt many average teenage girls do that.

2- Plot. Harry Potter is mainly about wizards and fighting. Twilight is about 吸血鬼 and romance... Totally the same (Major burning sarcasm).

3- Audience. Harry Potter is aimed for children. Before...