哈利·波特与暮光之城 Article: Dear rabid 粉丝

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posted by Aquilia

Oh do 你 not see, the language so cruciated,
由 your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do 你 believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then 你 are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't 你 see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do 你 not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope 你 hear, I must hope 你 see.
But I think, 你 only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid 粉丝 in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade

Quaila and xcrazygirlx318 like this

WolfPred What's the moral of this article?

Aquilia It's a poem against rabid fans in general.

PotterForever amen to this

Aquilia Thank you PotterForever, this was my first attempt at poetry. -.-' xD

PotterForever Well, it's quite good. Sadly they will never see our desperate attempts to save their sanity.

Aquilia Thank you, *curtsy* Sadly true isn't it? And I've started to like Tennyson's poetry. Rhyming is good enough to sing to. xD By the way: Guys, it's alright to go off-main-topic here since I originally wrote this to vent. xD Just keep it somewhat within poetry. :)

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All The Ways Twilight Copied Harry Potter

posted by omg_stop

This is a 列表 of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't 你 think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??

1)
*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

2)
*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

3)
*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

4)
*JK Rowling is right...

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Harry Potter is better than Twilight

posted by DivyaHarry

I'll tell 你 my story. I 爱情 Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one 日 my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take 表演 lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the 图书 and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that 说 'Move over Harry Potter'. I 迷失 my remaining...

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What's wrong with Bella?

posted by XDRoseLuvsHP

I've been seeing this 问题 a lot lately. Twilight 粉丝 don't know what is wrong with Bella. I have written this 文章 in order to try to explain exactly what is wrong with Bella. There are actually many things wrong with her, as I will be explaining in this article.

The first thing I will acknowledge is the mental instability of Bella Swan. In New Moon, Edward dumps her, and she becomes depressed. Now, I understand that it is very disheartening to have your boyfriend dump you. I would be able to understand if she had been depressed for, maybe two weeks? No 更多 than a month. But Bella...

The Breakdown of 狼人

posted by TheFangirl101

A werewolf, 由 most common lore, is a human that has been bitten 由 another werewolf, so 说 human transforms into a werewolf at full moon. Remus Lupin is a prime example for the fact that we know he was bitten 由 Fenrir Greyback, a notorious werewolf. Jacob Black is another 流行的 example but I will break that down later in this article. First a VERY important thing 你 must know is that a werewolf isn't aware of his 或者 her doing while in werewolf form. Remus Lupin was required to leave school grounds every full moon, so he is a true werewolf. Jacob Black, however, is completely aware of his actions as a werewolf. Therefore Jacob Black is not a true werewolf. This 文章 was written from an unbiased point of view and was well researched.