迪士尼公主 Article: Life If Maleficent Had Never Cursed Aurora

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Life If Maleficent Had Never Cursed Aurora

posted by dclairmont

....Well this is awkward

Get ready for the stupidest story ever......*If I were you, I'd leave now*

The two good faries had already 给 Aurora her gifts of Beauty and Song, but Merryweather still had hers to give. Merryweather was just about to give her gift, but then, out of no where, the evil and diabolical....wait where is she? "Cut. Where's Maleficent? We can't do this film without her, she is the only interesting character in this story *not my view, not my view, not my view*. Okay, change in plans, Merryweather give your gift now, andddd action." Merryweather then sprinkled her magic and 说 her words that kept everyone on the edge of their seats. "Well, I give Aurora the power to....be strong and invincible!" And with that everyone began to clap and celebrate as Aurora stayed bunched up in her blankets. 分钟 later, Aurora's mother decided to check on her beauty baby gir-wait why was there a rock in Aurora's carriage? Aurora's mother began to panic, but soon the rock began to sing and it was the most beautiful thing she had ever heard. Then 皇后乐队 Leah took a 秒 look at that rock, it sure was beautiful, the most beautiful rock she had ever seen. The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint. Surely this rock wasn't her daughter, but then she remember Merryweather wished for her to be strong and invincible, two characteristics of rocks.... 皇后乐队 Leah knew this rock was her daughter, and she decided she would raise it into a beautiful young boulder.

15 Years Later
"Mom can I go take a walk?" Aurora asked her mother. "Well, I guess...but be careful! Last time someone almost threw 你 in a pond." Aurora rolled outside and began to sing her song that she had sang so many times before, "I wonder, I wonder, if I keep on rolling I'll roll into a human's body," but this time was different, this time, as she rolled down the 爬坡道, 小山 at an uncontrollable speed she began to transform into a human. "Oh this is wonderful!" She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long. With that she decided she was too ugly and decided to drown herself in the pool. The end! *Don't worry, she ended up becoming a mermaid, only to be killed 5 days later 由 Ariel because Ariel was jealous of Aurora's pointy chin which could easily slice 鱼 to eat*

But rocks are so last century!

PrueFever, turtleslikesnow and 6 others like this

Animated_Paint ...I have no idea what I just read XD But it was very amusing, and unique. So good on you for that ^^

mhs1025 ????????????

Mongoose09 "The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint." ^ OMG. YOU JUST MADE MY DAY WITH THAT LINE LMAO HAHHAHA

Newbiehere13 *gasp* I love it! xD

dclairmont thanks everyone! I don't know what was going through my mind while making this article...

princecatcher93 I think I broke my sides with to much laughter. Are you going to do more?

dclairmont Thanks, haha. And possibly...

SarahCorine Oh my gosh! That made no sense yet it was the cutest and adorable story I've ever heard of Aurora. lol I love it! I was having fun reading it. Very nice.

dclairmont Thanks a lot :)

MacytheStrange This was hilarious, but the part that REALLY made me laugh was: "She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long." I can relate, my whole life I've lived with the shame of having a neck that was 0.0000000001 inches too long. Sigh...

My 最喜爱的迪士尼 Princess Sequel/Prequel Wardrobes

posted by bluerose777

7. Pocahontas
I don't like her outfits, she's got just 3
6.Mulan
Her outfits are dark and a little bit odd
5. Aurora
Her outfits are very odd
4. Jasmine
I like 粉, 粉色 and purple dress
3. Ariel
I like them but I prefer my 最佳, 返回页首 2
2. Belle
She's got really pretty outfits but I prefer 下一个 wardrobe
1. Cinderella
Her wardrobe is great!

My 最喜爱的迪士尼 Princess Hairstyles

posted by bluerose777

12. Merida
I don't like her hairstyles she's got only two: loose and with white 帽 (this one is hideous)
11. Snow White
I don't like short hair especially in blue bow
10. Moana
I like only one hair style: loose
9. Rapunzel
I don't like her short hair and braid I like only loose with tiara
8. Tiana
I like only bun and hight 小马 tail
7. 花木兰
I like her loose hair and hair with flower
6. Cinderella
I like braids, loose and 小马 tail
5. Ariel
I like loose, with flower, wedding updo and loose but styled
4. Pocahontas
I like her all hairstyles except helmet
3. Jasmine
I 爱情 her all hairstyles except low 小马 tail
2. Belle
I like her all hairstyles but I prefer my number #1
1. Aurora
Her all hairstyles are stunning

My 最喜爱的迪士尼 Princess Hairstyles Countdown-Part 4 20-11

posted by bluerose777

20. 花木兰 with flower
19. 花木兰 long and loose
18. 灰姑娘 low 小马 tail
17. Merida loose
16. Pocahontas loose
15. 灰姑娘 loose
14. Belle 小马 tail with blue bow
13. Ariel loose
12. Ariel loose but styled
11. Moana with flower

My 最喜爱的迪士尼 Princess Hairstyles Countdown-Part 3 30-21

posted by bluerose777

30. 灰姑娘 brainds
29. Rapunzel long and loose
28. 灰姑娘 wedding updo
27. Ariel loose with flower
26. Tiana bun
25. Ariel wedding updo
24. 灰姑娘 maid updo
23. Ariel with blue bow
22. 花木兰 short hair
21. Snow White with red bow

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茉莉, 茉莉花 Mary Sue Test

posted by sweetie-buttons

I started doing Jasmine's test in my head and noticed she fit a lot of the traits (including ones I left out because I thought they applied to all princesses). So I decided to write it down.

Unique traits without contacts 或者 hair dye- No, she has black hair and brown eyes.
An odd name- No. 'Jasmine' is probably the most common name out of the DPs (and Anna, but the pronunciation is unique).
Looks constantly 评论 on- Yes. 由阿拉丁 and the suitors, and like Esmeralda, she uses it as a weapon. 1.
Always the hero- No. She's almost as much of a damsel in distress as the classic princesses.
Multiple...

Aurora Mary Sue Test

posted by sweetie-buttons

Welcome to the last of the classic Mary Sue tests. This one is going to be difficult, since Aurora has so little screentime and personality. But I'll try my best.

Unique traits without contacts 或者 hair dye- Yes. It's hard to gauge Aurora's exact eye color, but she seems to have 紫色, 紫罗兰色 eyes, which is definitely unique (and not even natural). Since it's not a natural trait in real people, it's getting a full point. 1.
An odd name- No. 'Aurora' is probably the most normal name of the classic princesses, and not that out there. Even Briar Rose isn't that unusual.
Looks constantly 评论 on-...

Elsa Mary Sue Test

posted by sweetie-buttons

This is another Mary Sue test. I decided to do Elsa after Anna. I think she's accused of being a Mary Sue 更多 (though neither of them are accused much).

Unique traits without contacts 或者 hair dye- Platinum blonde hair isn't super common, though it can be explained 由 her ice powers (but it isn't made clear that's the explanation like with Rapunzel). .5
An odd name- No. 'Elsa' isn't that odd of a name.
Looks constantly 评论 on- No. I can't remember Elsa's looks being 评论 on much.
Always the hero- No. I can't remember her saving anyone aside from herself.
Multiple characters falling...

Hacks that can save your life with 迪士尼 Princecses!

posted by elsafan1010

Hello! This 文章 contains paragraphs about hacks with 迪士尼 Princesses! I don't want to make the introduction part long, because I am so excited to write this :) Hoping 你 enjoy <3!

Hack 1- Longer Essay with Merida

Merida is again sitting in front of her desk. Her mother is forcing her to 'home education' again and Merida has only 20 分钟 left for the deadline. Merida types fast as she can, and writes an essay about nature with 1000 characters but the minimum is 1500 to publish. She has nothing coming to her mind!

Hack time! Merida picks the color white for the letters in 谷歌 documents...

Dungeons & 龙 & 迪士尼 Princesses - Raya

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & 龙 (or D&D for short) is a super fun 桌上, 桌面 roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend 你 give it a try if 你 ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my 最喜爱的 hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Dungeons & 龙 & 迪士尼 Princesses - Elsa

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & 龙 (or D&D for short) is a super fun 桌上, 桌面 roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend 你 give it a try if 你 ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my 最喜爱的 hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Dungeons & 龙 & 迪士尼 Princesses - Merida

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & 龙 (or D&D for short) is a super fun 桌上, 桌面 roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend 你 give it a try if 你 ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my 最喜爱的 hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Dungeons & 龙 & 迪士尼 Princesses - Rapunzel

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & 龙 (or D&D for short) is a super fun 桌上, 桌面 roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend 你 give it a try if 你 ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my 最喜爱的 hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Dungeons & 龙 & 迪士尼 Princesses - Snow White

posted by MaidofOrleans

Dungeons & 龙 (or D&D for short) is a super fun 桌上, 桌面 roleplaying game that's been around since the 1970s but has recently gained a fair bit of popularity. I've been playing the game for around eight years at time of writing, and I strongly recommend 你 give it a try if 你 ever get the chance. It's really an absolute blast! D&D has always been one of my 最喜爱的 hobbies, but within the last two years it's become an even bigger part of my life. Since I've been having so much fun with it recently, I decided it was finally time to try something I'd always wanted to do: turning...

Faux 迪士尼 Princesses

posted by PrincessXandra

I know what you’re thinking, “They’re not 迪士尼 Princesses,” but hear me out: They are from Shrek, which parodies 迪士尼 films. As such, it’s not much of a stretch to assume this group of princesses are a parody of the 迪士尼 Princess.

Here we have: Princess Fiona (of course), Snow White, 灰姑娘 (whose real name I think is Cynthia), Sleeping Beauty (whose real name I think is Princess Talia) and Rapunzel (who is really the villain).

Here are their stories:

Princess Talia - She was cursed 由 the evil fairy Carabosse to die on her 16th birthday, which happened, but her Prince gave...

My new 迪士尼 Princess Order ( From Least 最喜爱的 to 最喜爱的 One)

posted by elsafan1010

I know that once a 月 my 列表 changes. Every 月 there is a change in the 列表 of my 最喜爱的 princesses. Sometimes I write about princesses missing from my list, sometimes about something I'm not sure about. But today I'm really going to rank princesses from least 最喜爱的 to my favourite, and I'm going to try to be really honest. I count Megara, Esmeralda, Elsa and Anna too. I promise, this 列表 will never change again.

16- Ariel
You may find it absurd that Ariel would suddenly drop to the bottom of my 列表 when Ariel was in the middle of my list, but yes. I DO NOT hate Ariel. But I don't...

İn the Mermaid Kingdom Chapter 1

posted by elsafan1010

"Elsa? Elsaa? When will the guests arrive?" 说 Anna.
Elsa shook her head.

"I think don't be too happy, they're coming here to argue. We're going to pick the best princess and from now on she can be the princess of not only her kingdom, but the whole world and Fanpop."

"And are we participating in this race, too?" asked Anna.
"Even though we're not well liked in Fanpop, aren't we being talked about everywhere?"

Before Elsa could answer, a fat maid came in and 说 that guests had arrived.

Elsa wiped the bored expression off her face and, with a perfectly queenly demeanor, opened the door. The moment...

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《冰雪奇缘》 Characters From Worst To Best ( Whatsupbugs's idea)

posted by elsafan1010

Really thank 你 whatsupbugs. I really had no idea, but 你 came to my rescue! Your idea is really good. I'm going to rank all the characters in 《冰雪奇缘》 from worst to best. ___ 由 the way, if 你 like Elsa, 你 can reach the "Elsa Image Gallery" 文章 I published an 小时 ago:

link

Anyway, I'm starting.

12- Hans
I really hate Hans. Hans thinks he's very smart. _ But he's a fool_ When I was little, when I was watching 《冰雪奇缘》 with my sister, we would always throw a 枕头 at Hans. Even though Anna loves him, Hans is cheating on him. And I really don't like people who go behind my back. Moreover,...

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Why are Belle and Ariel my 最喜爱的 classic/ renaissance princesses

posted by elsafan1010

According to each of my articles, 你 can conclude that I like the classics less than the modern ones. But still, that doesn't mean I HATE the classics, on the contrary, I do 爱情 them. They just pale in comparison to the moderns. My 最喜爱的 classic and renaissance princesses are Ariel and Belle. I like these two, but it is a pity that they are inferior to modern ones.

Why I 爱情 Belle: Belle is my sixth 最喜爱的 princess and I think she'll be the fifth to replace a modern. Moana doesn't seem as great to me anymore, so Moana is down to five, but she can swap places with Belle at any time. Belle...

Scar vs. Facilier

posted by elsafan1010

I 发布 a 民意调查 two weeks ago, and the 民意调查 was like this:

"Scar vs. Dr. Facilier who is a better villain?"

And the result was Scar. In fact, the two villains have a lot of similarities. So much so that 你 may be surprised. However, I watched the two 电影院 back to back and now I see the incredible similarities between them.

SIMILARITY:

1- They both want to rule a place, Facilier is New Orleans and Scar is Pride Rocks.

2- Both do their evil 由 using someone else, Scar is the hyenas, and Facilier is his 老友记 on the other side.

3- Both of them died 由 their sidekicks. Scar was killed 由 hyenas,...

Some 超能英雄 that that have the same powers as my 最喜爱的 character, Elsa

posted by elsafan1010

Elsa is my 最喜爱的迪士尼 character. She can create snow and ice. Elsa has a lot of wonderful and similar dispositions to me. Today I am 写作 about characters who have similar snow powers to Elsa.

1- Om Nelle ( Cut the rope, super noms)
Om Nelle, who appears as Om Nom's wife in the Om Nom ( Cut the rope) cartoon, has powers similar to Elsa. Like Elsa, Om Nelle can create snow and, most of all, ice. But there are some changes. Elsa's powers are hers and they are innate. Om Nelle makes the ice with the stone of a tiara, the 带, 皮带 of a superhero. Without the crown, Om Nelle has no powers. Also,...