迪士尼公主 Article: Life If Maleficent Had Never Cursed Aurora

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Life If Maleficent Had Never Cursed Aurora

posted by dclairmont

....Well this is awkward

Get ready for the stupidest story ever......*If I were you, I'd leave now*

The two good faries had already 给 Aurora her gifts of Beauty and Song, but Merryweather still had hers to give. Merryweather was just about to give her gift, but then, out of no where, the evil and diabolical....wait where is she? "Cut. Where's Maleficent? We can't do this film without her, she is the only interesting character in this story *not my view, not my view, not my view*. Okay, change in plans, Merryweather give your gift now, andddd action." Merryweather then sprinkled her magic and 说 her words that kept everyone on the edge of their seats. "Well, I give Aurora the power to....be strong and invincible!" And with that everyone began to clap and celebrate as Aurora stayed bunched up in her blankets. 分钟 later, Aurora's mother decided to check on her beauty baby gir-wait why was there a rock in Aurora's carriage? Aurora's mother began to panic, but soon the rock began to sing and it was the most beautiful thing she had ever heard. Then 皇后乐队 Leah took a 秒 look at that rock, it sure was beautiful, the most beautiful rock she had ever seen. The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint. Surely this rock wasn't her daughter, but then she remember Merryweather wished for her to be strong and invincible, two characteristics of rocks.... 皇后乐队 Leah knew this rock was her daughter, and she decided she would raise it into a beautiful young boulder.

15 Years Later
"Mom can I go take a walk?" Aurora asked her mother. "Well, I guess...but be careful! Last time someone almost threw 你 in a pond." Aurora rolled outside and began to sing her song that she had sang so many times before, "I wonder, I wonder, if I keep on rolling I'll roll into a human's body," but this time was different, this time, as she rolled down the 爬坡道, 小山 at an uncontrollable speed she began to transform into a human. "Oh this is wonderful!" She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long. With that she decided she was too ugly and decided to drown herself in the pool. The end! *Don't worry, she ended up becoming a mermaid, only to be killed 5 days later 由 Ariel because Ariel was jealous of Aurora's pointy chin which could easily slice 鱼 to eat*

But rocks are so last century!

PrueFever, turtleslikesnow and 6 others like this

Animated_Paint ...I have no idea what I just read XD But it was very amusing, and unique. So good on you for that ^^

mhs1025 ????????????

Mongoose09 "The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint." ^ OMG. YOU JUST MADE MY DAY WITH THAT LINE LMAO HAHHAHA

Newbiehere13 *gasp* I love it! xD

dclairmont thanks everyone! I don't know what was going through my mind while making this article...

princecatcher93 I think I broke my sides with to much laughter. Are you going to do more?

dclairmont Thanks, haha. And possibly...

SarahCorine Oh my gosh! That made no sense yet it was the cutest and adorable story I've ever heard of Aurora. lol I love it! I was having fun reading it. Very nice.

dclairmont Thanks a lot :)

MacytheStrange This was hilarious, but the part that REALLY made me laugh was: "She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long." I can relate, my whole life I've lived with the shame of having a neck that was 0.0000000001 inches too long. Sigh...

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My Least Prettiest to Prettiest Princess list.

posted by LatinoLollipops

I didn't know what to put here.

I apologize for any spelling mistakes, this is my first 文章 and I hope 你 won't be totally bored trying to get through the first princess paragraph. I'm sorry if your eye's melt out of their sockets but I'm sure 你 can push through 阅读 and absorbing each word.. 或者你 could just scan through haha. I was also very lazy with collecting 照片 and editing them so they look like rubbish. Sorry.

11. Merida, she is probably the most hideous female creation to have ever been created 由 the 皮克斯 studios. Yes, her hair is nice.. nice that's it? If 你 shaved it all of she would be ugly as...

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最喜爱的 DP Moments

posted by JNTA1234

The Legendary Princesses

I've been wanting to do this for a long time. So, here 你 go, my 最喜爱的 moment from each 迪士尼 Princess film. Here are the ground rules.
1.The princess has to be in the scene. Obviously 阿拉丁 and Sleeping Beauty will have to suffer for that.
2.They can't be musical numbers. Otherwise this entire 文章 would be nothing but songs.

Snow White runs away
The scene was so creepy, it creeps me out to this 日 and I 爱情 it. The dark and frightening imagery, it gives me chills. After surviving an attempt at murder, Snow White runs off in fear to the forest where she lets her imagination run wild....

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My 最喜爱的 (and least favorite) 迪士尼 Princess outfits

posted by magicfairydust

迪士尼 Princesses have some of the prettiest clothes ever, and here's a 列表 of the ones that I think are the best on each one.

10. Tiana
Well, I'm not a huge 粉丝 of Tiana's clothes. Probably my 最喜爱的 outfit on her is her green dress in the forest wedding. The color is lovely and it has a pretty shape. What kills it for me is the EXTREME PUFFINESS of it. It's just so huge I would HATE to walk around in that. It does make her figure look very flattering though. My least 最喜爱的 outfit of her's would be her white wedding dress. Yupp, some people seem to like this one but I for one, think it's...

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The Language of Flowers: Belle

posted by Swanpride

Someone in the 迪士尼 merchandise department seems to have decided that Belle’s 花 is the rose – a decision I don’t really agree with. Yes, I know, the rose is featured very prominently in the movie. But it’s not really a symbol for Belle; it’s a symbol the need of the Beast to find true love. Which is, btw, the meaning of red roses: True Love. Seeing Belle as the rose, she would be symbolically under glass for the whole movie, and that doesn’t suit her character at all. In fact, shortly after the Beast puts the glass over his rose possessively, Belle flees from the castle....

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Best unofficial 迪士尼 Princess friendship.

posted by ellie53

文章 counting down the favourite unofficial 迪士尼 princess friendship, which were created 由 these picks:
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7. Tiana and Belle

Not really surprising that this friendship was the first to leave as imo, these two princess have 下一个 to nothing in common. Tiana is very grounded and head strong whereas Belle is a bit of a dreamer and chases fairytales.

'I don't see this happening at all!'- Tigressfan10689

'I cannot see this happening at all! Really!'-ajotma

'I seriously can't imagine Belle and Tiana together being friends...'- JediWaterBender

6.Mulan and...

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最喜爱的迪士尼 Princess (People's view)

posted by PrincessLD

Disney Princesses

Hey!I know that is been hundreds of 文章 about who is the most 最喜爱的迪士尼最喜爱的 princess, but I like to start my first 文章 about this.If 你 see an error in spelling 或者 grammar,I am sorry but I am not a first english speaking. Don't be too bad with me. This is my first article, but give advise to improve for the 下一个 article. And Thank 你 for the people who help me with this survey.

10. Snow White

Princess Snow White (1937)

The first 迪士尼 movie and princess is the least 最喜爱的 princess in this year. Back in 1937,this movia had a lot of sucess. This princess is too innocent,...

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Best 迪士尼 Princess hair style countdown: places 21-30

posted by BelleAnastasia

Here's the third 文章 for the Best 迪士尼 Princess hair style countdown. It covers the places from 21 to 30. Enjoy!

Read the Best 迪士尼 Princess hair style countdown: places 41-51 文章 link
Read the Best 迪士尼 Princess hair style countdown: places 31-40 文章 link

30. 灰姑娘 - loose

Well, this hair style is not really that bad. But there's nothing special about it either. I personally don't like it that much because her hair looks really plastic.

It looks funny to me :P - callejahLUVSed

Cinderella's hair looks strange. - simmuska

Cinderella's hair was just plain boring when worn...

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My 最喜爱的迪士尼 Princesses (Top 7)

posted by magicfairydust

Every girl grew up with them, we all dreamed of being one <3

I 爱情 ALL the 迪士尼 princesses but these are my favorites.
7. Sleeping Beauty (Aurora/Briar Rose)
Ahhh the lovely Briar Rose, many times haled as the most beautiful of all the 迪士尼 princesses. She's very nice and pretty....and nice...ok so she doesn't do much. That's why she's ranked lower but I still 爱情 her! She's such a classic and iconic princess. Some people argue that she only shows up in 18 分钟 of the actual film but thats the point! She's SLEEPING beauty. Besides, she has like the best wardrobe ever.

oh my, this better not be that weird lipstick wearing guy in snow white.......

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Fanpop's 迪士尼 Dreamcast: Supporting Characters (Part 1)

posted by chesire

After a few weeks I've finally made part 1 of the dreamcast for the supporting characters.

I'm losing my touch here so I didn't put much effort in making these images. And I've had a hard time finding pictures to edit. I hope it's still good though.

So as of September 26, 2011, here's what the 粉丝 voted:

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The 粉丝 voted: Anna Kendrick and Emma Stone

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The 粉丝 voted: Betty White

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The 粉丝 voted: Ashley Tisdale

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The 粉丝 voted: Olivia Wilde

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The 粉丝 voted: Alex Meraz

So these are all for now, my personal 最喜爱的 here is Olivia Wilde...

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*~Disney Princess Romantic Moments Countdown Results~*

posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

In my wildest dreams, 你 always play the hero. In my darkest 小时 of night, 你 rescue me, 你 save my life

I originally wrote this 文章 a 年 ago, which was obviously before 魔发奇缘 was released. This countdown was much longer; I included 26 moments in this one, and only 9 in the last. I wanted to make sure ALL of the "romantic" moments were included!

26. Mulan: Would 你 Like To Stay For Dinner?

爱情 at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a 秒 look. ~Author Unknown

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a 秒 look. ~Author Unknown

As great as a movie as 花木兰 is, the only thing missing from it is romance...which is sort of a no-brainer...

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*~Best 迪士尼 Princess Singer Countdown Results~*

posted by DreamyGal

*~DreamyGal Productions~*

9. Snow White

Snow White may be adorable, sweet and charming, but when she sings, glass breaks, 狗 bark and car alarms are set off. I 爱情 her...she is precious, but her 唱歌 voice is a bit high for my tastes, and apparently all of yours, since she came in last place.

"Even thought I've grown to like Snow's voice, it still gives me a headache when she sings I'm Wishing." -VGfan30

"I 爱情 Snow White's voice too it's sweet and charming. It's not one of my 收藏夹 but it's really pretty I 爱情 how she hits those high notes." -KataraLover

"I don't think Snow White's is awful, it just definitely...

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Beauty and the Beast: My 最喜爱的 Scenes

posted by TotallyMe105

Since Beauty and the Beast is my 最喜爱的迪士尼 film, I wanted to write about a few of my 最喜爱的 scenes.

#8:Shes Being Difficult!

I 爱情 this scene because suddenly this monsterous Beast is being childish. Also this is the first banter 你 see between the Beast and Belle, 你 also get to see how desperatly the 城堡 staff is trying to get him to be polite and get the girl to fall in 爱情 with him.

#7: The Library:

When the Beast presents Belle the 图书馆 and shares his desperate attempts to win her 心 to cogsworth and lumiere 你 just want to go "Awwww" the look on his face...

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Best 迪士尼 Princess Sequel Outfit Countdown: Rankings 21 to 11

posted by firegirl1515

Having gotten rid of the major disaster outfits in part one of this countdown, we 移动 on to the middle outfits. These are the outfits that are really on the fence. They were okay, but not quite right, just like some of the sequels they came from. Let's see what the 粉丝 have to say about our Middle Eleven sequel outfits:

Cinderella 2- Blue Ballgown

21) Cinderella's Blue Ballgown

"it's too puffy, the diamond-shaped thing doesn't work, and her hair and necklace, which alone 或者 with a different outfit would work, only make it worse." ~percyandpotter

"I've changed my mind. I think this one is...

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Best and Worst 迪士尼 Song Remakes

posted by misssy

Worst

3. If I Never Knew You (Pocahontas) 由 the Cheetah Girls
Although this song was cut from the original release of Pocahontas, in the special edition version, 迪士尼 decided to put this song back in. It was 说 that this song did not make it in the film because during a special screening, children found it boring. I completely disagree. I think it's one of the most beautiful songs ever. Unfortunately, the Cheetah Girls ruined the song. Not to say that they're bad singers because they can sing, just not this song. They took away from the original magic. It's a song of such 爱情 and passion...

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最佳, 返回页首 10 best hairstyles (Results of the best princess's hairstyle countdown)

posted by cromulanfav

Another bun, yay!

10.Tiana's bun from building site
Many people dislike this hairstyle, I have no idea why. Maybe because they, I don't know, wanted to see her hair LOOSE at once. But no, we got another - BUN, yay!

And the person who was really persistent to eliminate this one is: TigerRanma, so I gonna include some of her 评论 for this one.

"If 你 don't like my bun, one out of 20, I will kick 你 with this hammer"

"I don't like buns that much. She's dressed all casual in this scene. Would've been nice to see it loose here for a change instead of all the buns."

"No...

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My morals from 迪士尼 Princess 电影院

posted by LisaForde

Love can happen

迪士尼 Princess Morals (My favourites)

Ok so here are my favourite morals from my favourite princess 电影院 from Disney.
Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!
#1 The Little Mermaid

Moral: Never trust a sea hag for getting love

The Little Mermaid is my all time favourite childhood movie since I was like 7. What I really like about this movie is that Ariel is a 爱情 struck mermaid who falls in 爱情 with a handsome sailor. The whole message to this movie for the audience is that true 爱情 is powerful.

#2 Enchanted

Moral: True 爱情 can happen in both reality and fiction/being optimistic is important.

Ok so this wasn’t added...

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My Favourite 迪士尼 Princesses (ppv)

posted by ppv

A lot of 粉丝 have already written their 文章 about their favourites princesses, and I thought that I could write too! Why not?
The only one problem is my English, but I'm sure 你 will be kind to me, don't judge me too strictly.
Oh yes, please don't be rude if your opinion is not the same, because I'm going to be very polite, I hope we'll understand each other.

Well, my 列表 from the least favourite 迪士尼 Princess to the most:

Ariel
And then there is the youngest in her musical debut
Our seventh little sister, we're presenting her to you
To sing a song Sebastian wrote, her voice is like...

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The 迪士尼 Princesses With The Prettiest Eyes

posted by KataraLover

This is my opinion on the subject I hope 你 like it 或者 maybe even 爱情 it because I just hope people like all the stuff I make and please leave nice polite 评论 there's no need to be mean nasty 或者 rude it's just my opinion and I'm just gonna type stuff in so keep this long so I can 发布 it but first please read it and leave a 评论 please and thank 你 so I guss I don't have uch to say about it I mean what else is there to say so I hope 你 enjoy it please leave a 评论 and keep in mind this is my opinion so I hope 你 like it 或者 maybe even 爱情 it well enjoy.

9.Snow White her eyes are cute though most of the time their closed her eyes would be better if the 动画片 was better

9.Snow White her eyes are cute though most of the time their closed her eyes would be better if the animation was better

8.Mulan she eyes are kinda pretty the amond eyes of china they 显示 her bravery wit though they don't compare to her great beauty

8.Mulan she eyes are kinda pretty the amond eyes of china they show her bravery wit though they don't compare to her great beauty

7.Tiana her eyes big and beautiful and how her eyes sparkled during Ma Bella Engaline but I like blue eyes better

6.Belle her eyes are so beautiful just like her name her eyes have no parallel and look how they look here but once again blue eyes

5.Jasmine her big beautiful amond eyes 显示 her beauty strength bravery kindness her being sassy and sexy but again blue eyes

5.Jasmine her big beautiful amond eyes show her beauty strength bravery kindness her being sassy and sexy but again blue eyes

4.Aurora her eyes are gorgeous blue that gow with her hair and dresses 粉, 粉色 and nlue and when she awakens GORGEOUS but the others just have 更多 lovely eyes

4.Aurora her eyes are gorgeous blue that gow with her hair and dresses pink and nlue and when she awakens GORGEOUS but the others just have more lovely eyes

3.Pocahontas she definatly has the most soulful eyes of all the 迪士尼 princesses so gorgeous especually in this picture but again blue eyes

3.Pocahontas she definatly has the most soulful eyes of all the disney princesses so gorgeous especually in this picture but again blue eyes

2.Ariel HA FOOLED 你 so 你 thought I would make her my number one well her eyes are gorgeous like the ocean but there is one I think has prettier eyes than her

2.Ariel HA FOOLED YOU so you thought I would make her my number one well her eyes are gorgeous like the ocean but there is one I think has prettier eyes than her

1.Cinderella her eyes even though sometimes closed are the prettiest of them all so gorgeous every single time I see them truely gorgeous just like her

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Princess Pea: A Royal Pain For Every 迪士尼 Princess (The Finale)

posted by dweeb

Princess 豌豆 stood in the wedding gazebo 下一个 to Prince Bartholomew, with all eyes on her. She knew that everyone was waiting on her to say "I do" and make the union official. Come on, Pea, she thought to herself...Two simple words and everything goes back to the way it was. You've been dreaming all your life of marrying a handsome prince and living happily ever after in a beautiful castle. Now all 你 have to do is say the word and it's yours. 你 can have what 你 envied from all the other girls you've met. You'll be blissful and merry like that flat-chested princess...

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最喜爱的 Parents Countdown

posted by DreamyGal

"Forcing your child to be a slave while your other two are being waited on hand and foot? Talk about bad parenting."-firegirl1515

9. Lady Tremaine
I came close to leaving her out of this countdown, but she was after all Cinderella’s Stepmother. When 灰姑娘 was just a little girl, her Father married Lady Tremaine, who had two daughters of her own, 真假公主 and Drizella. After the unfortunate death of Cinderella’s Father, Lady Tremaine’s true 颜色 were finally revealed. She was dreadfully mean-spirited and hated sweet little Cinderella. She forced 灰姑娘 to be a servant in her own house and even made her live in the attic. Never once does she 显示爱情或者 kindness towards Cinderella. She even tries to ruin...