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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 26

Portland Porter

June 1, 1953

It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, 或者 watching 电视 at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see what that was like.

Gordon: I've got enough money, this and I have two, and a half 更多 months until my suspension is over. *takes money, and leaving house*
Gordon's Wife: Where do 你 think you're going?!
Gordon: Portland.
Gordon's Wife: That's unacceptable. You're staying right here.
Gordon: Alyssa, I'm the stallion of this house, I'll go, and do whatever I want.
Alyssa: Unless 你 want to get beaten up, 你 stay here.
Gordon: *Acting like child* No!
Alyssa: Gordon.
Gordon: I DON'T WANT TO!
Alyssa: Why did I marry such an immature asshole?
Gordon: Why did I marry a fat fuck like you?
Alyssa: Look who's talking.
Gordon: That's it *Walks to Alyssa* Give my your money.
Alyssa: I won't.
Gordon: 你 give it to me now!
Alyssa: *Teleports out of house*
Gordon: Ha! She's gone. Now, I'm on my way to Portland.

Alyssa teleported to the police department.

Police Sargent: Are 你 sure he wanted to assault you?
Alyssa: Yes. I could see that look in his eyes.
Police Sargent: Okay, thanks for telling us. What car does he drive?
Alyssa: This red 1946 Flim.
Police Sargent: Thanks a lot. If he keeps giving 你 problems, just let us know.

Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter is too slow with our bags, and now a fat fuck arrives. What's next, a gay pony?
Gordon: Hey, I came over to see if I could help you, but since 你 insulted me, I guess you'll have to sort out your bags 由 yourself.
Passenger: Okay, don't go!
Gordon: That's what I want to here. *Carrying luggage*

He put five suitcases on his back, and put them in one of the passenger cars.

Passenger 464: Whoa, that was cool.
Gordon: Now, please don't try to boss me around like 你 did to that other porter.
Passengers: We promise, as long as 你 don't try to 冲床 us.
Gordon: All right. Sounds good. *Putting luggage in baggage cars*
Passengers: *Boarding train*
Gordon: *Puts all the bags in train* Okay, I believe that's it.
Conductor: *Walks up* What are 你 doing here?
Gordon: I'm Gordon Suite, I work for this railroad.
Conductor: I've never seen 你 here before. Are 你 new?
Gordon: I've been working on the Union Pacific for five years, but I've never been in Portland before.
Conductor: Well, let me be the first to welcome 你 here.
Gordon: Thanks. *sees green signal* Get in the train, we need to go.
Conductor: Uh, 你 have to stay here, and help with the 下一个 train.
Gordon: When will that be here?
Conductor: In half an hour.
Gordon: Alright.
Conductor: *Gets in train*
Engineer: *Blows whistle twice, and drives out of station*
Gordon: *sits on bench* Well, that went good.

Soon, the station master arrived.

P.S.M: Excuse me, who are you?
Gordon: Gordon Suite, Union Pacific engineer.
P.S.M: If you're an engineer, why were 你 doing that porter's job?
Gordon: He punched a passenger, and just left.
P.S.M: Did he now?
Gordon: Yeah.
P.S.M: Well Gordon, just let me ask 你 one 更多 question. Where do 你 normally work on the U.P?
Gordon: Cheyenne.

At the Cheyenne train station, Pete was relaxing in his office. He was just looking over the profits that he was making so far, when his telephone rang.

Pete: *Answers* Hello, this is the Cheyenne Train Station of the Union Pacific. Pete Reimer speaking.
P.S.M: Pete? I've got one of your workers here at my station. He's saying that he helped me with 下载 baggage on a passenger train.
Pete: What the hay? I suspended him from work for three months, two weeks ago.
P.S.M: Really? Because he helped out really well. Right now, he's 下载 up another train.
Pete: I'll be right there. *Leaves station*
Hawkeye: *Waiting for train*
Pete: Pierce, I have to go down into Portland to go get Gordon. Until I return, you're in charge.
Hawkeye: Yes sir *Salutes Pete*
Pete: This is a railroad, not the army. *Leaves station*

Pete got in his brand new car, and drove all the way to Portland Oregon.

Gordon rented a hotel near the station, and stayed there for another day, when Pete finally arrived.

Gordon: *Loading baggage on train*
Pete: *Parks car in parking lot*
P.S.M: Gordon, your boss is here.
Gordon: How do 你 know? *sees Pete's car* Oh no.
Pete: *walks up at station* I'm ashamed of 你 Gordon.
Gordon: What did I do this time?
Pete: You're not supposed to work when you're suspended.
Gordon: Is that it?
Pete: Yeah. I really want to have 你 fired, but the Station Master here tells me 你 did a great job as a porter. So, I'll let 你 stay, but if 你 keep messing around when you're not supposed to, then you'll be fired.
Gordon: Okay.

Soon, the police arrived.

Alyssa: That's him. *Points at Gordon*
Gordon: What is this?
Alyssa: 你 assaulted me 你 asshole.
Gordon: Fuck you! All I did was take your money! I didn't hit 你 at all.
Police Officer: Tell that to the judge.
Gordon: I didn't hit my wife! She's lying to you!
Pete: Did he really hit you?
Alyssa: No.
Police Officer: *Turns around* What did 你 say?
Alyssa: *Gulps*
Police Officer: *Looks at Alyssa*
Pete: I asked her if Gordon really hit her, and she 说 no.
Police Officer: I see. *Lets Gordon out of car*
Gordon: Finally, about fucking time.
Police Officer: That's it. Back in the car. *Puts Gordon back in car*
Alyssa: Ha!
Police Officer: As for 你 ma'am, you're underarrest for giving the police false information.
Alyssa: I want a divorce.
Gordon: With pleasure.
Police Officer: *Drives away*

After the police went away with Gordon, and Alyssa, it was only Pete, and the Portland Station Master there.

Pete: So, what kind of 食物 do 你 normally get here?
P.S.M: Sometimes a hamburger, and sometimes pizza.
Pete: How about the pizza? On me.
P.S.M: Yeah, sure.

The End

On the 下一个 episode of Ponies On The Rails

We see how Hawkeye ran the Union Pacific while Pete was away.

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