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It's been a while sense I watched this show.. But I'll do what I remember.. Plus I know where too find it, if push comes too shove..

EPISODE 3:

In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, 由 Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead 由 Pip)

 Pip
Pip


After being shown that 吸血鬼 do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.

Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's origins. She soon deploys Alucard, Seras and Pip Bernadotte, leader of the Wild Geese, to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to find the whereabouts of Millennium.

Alucard and Seras are later attacked 由 BOPE units of the Brazilian military police after being declared in public as international terrorists, a ruse perpetrated 由 Brazilian officials in exchange for immortality promised 由 Millennium. After receiving orders from Sir Integra, Alucard sadistically massacres the BOPE officers (showing anger when one of them shoots himself rather than facing Alucard) and faces off against Millennium officer Tubalcain Alhambra.

AKA



Mr Alhambra fights with magical playing cards they could cut through nearly anything (including flesh, stone, and a bullet), explode, and appear from thin air 或者 other impossibly small hiding places. Before unleashing his Level One form, Alucard appeared to have great difficulty regenerating from damage inflicted 由 the cards.

But unfortunately for Tubalcain, after unleashing 说 power, Alucard manages to grab the enemy vampire, delivering a powerful kick that severed Alhambra's left leg below the knee.

In a last attempt to protect himself, Tubalcain attempted to 斯莱什 Alucard with a card held between his fingers. In response, Alucard used his own hand to meet the attack, tearing both vampires' arms apart. As Alhambra reeled in pain, Alucard regenerated from his wound and seized the Dandyman's head, explaining that he had been ordered to "thoroughly" interrogate him to learn 更多 about Millennium. Unfortunately for Tubalcain, Alucard's "interrogation" involved drinking his blood and absorbing his soul, thus gaining access to Alhambra's memories and a record of Millennium's plans. After Tubalcain expired, the Doctor used his implanted transmitter to cremate his remains.

This makes Alucard realize that THE MAJOR has returned..

 Major:.. One of the greatest villains in 日本动漫
Major:.. One of the greatest villains in anime



EPISODE 4:

As Hellsing and Iscariot hold a meeting with the 皇后乐队 of the United Kingdom their conference is interrupted 由 a message from The Major (via live video transmission brought in 由 the ubiquitous Schrödinger) citing his intention to wage war on England. Intrgra 问题 the purpose of such an act.. And Major's response is actually pretty awesome.

Basically, Major says. There IS no purpose for the act.. Frankly, he just does it for the hell of it.

Meanwhile, a VTOL aircraft carrier called the Eagle gets hijacked 由 Millennium. The ships entire crew is turned into ghouls 由 a English traitor and the millennium Lieutenant

Rip 面包车, 范 Winkle


boards the ship with her battalion of Millennium troops. Shooting down anyone that tries too board with her "special bullets".. First used too betray the english traitor (ironically). Till eventually, Alucard crashes into it with a Blackbird jet, dramatically destroying it.

Rip is utterly terrified of Alucard, who she equates with Zamiel, the "Black Huntsman" who eventually kills Kaspar at the end of Der Freischütz. Notably, Rip senses Alucard's approach long before he actually arrives on the Eagle, and immediately begins panicking. She also exhibits extreme reluctance to fight Alucard, only briefly gathering herself when she remembers the Major asking her how she would act when faced with impending death. But unfortunately for her. Alucard shows no mercy. And slowly kills her.. Shoving her 步枪 into her heart, and slowly drinking all her blood. As Major "respects" her by, not allowing her too be put out of her misery, 由 killing her with that blue fire.

Meanwhile the Major and his minions make their way toward London, revealing that Rip was a "set up" and they got Alucard exactly where they want him.. And now 伦敦 is "fucked"..



MAJOR'S SPEECH:

My friends, it has often been 说 that I like war.

My friends, I like war...

No, friends, I 爱情 war!

I 爱情 holocausts.

I 爱情 blitzkriegs.

I 爱情 defensive lines.

I 爱情 sieges, charges, I 爱情 mop-up operations, and retreats.

Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in 《冰雪奇缘》 tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I 爱情 every act of war that can occur upon this earth.

I 爱情 blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.

My 心 leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces 由 well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger acht acht (88) to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down 由 heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my 心 to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.

The sight of deserters being strung up from a 街, 街道 lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing 更多 arousing, than the sounds made 由 prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down 由 ear piercing schmeissers !

When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block 由 block 由 4.8 ton bombshells, (tone suddenly softens) I'm in ecstasy.

I 爱情 it when my forces are ravaged 由 a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed.

I 爱情 to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the jagdbombers flying overhead.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask 你 as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that 你 really want? Do 你 wish for further war as I do? (Voice begins to raise) Do 你 wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? (Dramatically raises voice) Do 你 ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!?

(The soldiers begin shouting/chanting "Krieg" meaning "War")
...Very well. Then krieg is what 你 shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might.

But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient.

(Raises voice) We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of 你 old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!

It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of 床, 床上 由 the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.

(Cuts to scene of Alexander Anderson looking up at Millenium's Zeppelin and the blood-red moon, before fading back to The Major)
We will remind them, that there are 更多 things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.

(Cuts to soldiers shouting while looking out at scene below, and then meeting of Hellsing and Integra , before cutting back to The Major)
Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand 吸血鬼 is going to burn this world down to ash.

(Cuts to window scene)
Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!

(Cuts to window with Seras and Pip )
I have brought 你 all back just as I promised I would. Back to our 最喜爱的 battlefield. Back to our beloved war!

(The Letzes Battalion hail the Major as their Battalion Commander.)
...At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Millennium Battalion! This is a message from your commander.

…Friends...let’s bring them hell.
 Hint at episode 5..
Hint at episode 5..
#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Who "hasn't" teared up at seeing one of the few decent characters of Red Dead Redemption gunned down and left to be found 由 Abrigal and Jack.. And it leaves the question.. "Can one truly escape their past sins?".. John wasn't always the good man yousee in the game. It's implied was a complete monster at one point in time. This was bound to happen one point 或者 another.. But at least he died redeeming himself.. Finally doing something selfless (in truth, he only did all the events of the game for "his" benefit in the long run).


#2: AERITH (Final Fantasy...
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#10: RICK GRIMES:
Yeah.. He's number 10.
I just feel very mixed about him at this stage.. I liked him in season 3.. But he just started becoming TOO brutal at the point of Alaxandria. To the point of being no better than the villains.. And now. And than he spent a bunch of time just moping.. And now, Rick is back.. But not sure how I feel anymore..


#9: ABRAHAM FORDE:
What's not to 爱情 about him..


#8: T-DOG:
Damn 你 for killing him off!.. Damn you!


#7: GARETH:
I 爱情 the twisted charm about him.. He's so calm, only scared when he has no way out, and knows his time has come..


#6: TYREESE:
He's dead.....
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I only read the first six so far.. So only can make 5


#1: RICK GRIMES



Rick is my 最喜爱的 character in the comics, he's "okay" in the show.. I'm very mixed about Andrew Lincoln.

A lot of times, his fake American acent just sounds like it's trying to hard..

In the comic. He's just a fucking badass, period..

And lets not forget that speech

RICK: I killed 《嗜血法医》 to protect us! He was threatening to throw us out of this place.. OUR HOME!.. How humane would it of been out there!? How many people did we lose out there!?.. I saw an opening, I killed him.. I knew 你 people would be scared if you...
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1.Freddy's sweater was knitted 由 Judy Graham, the same woman who knitted Freddy's sweater in the original A Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 (1984).

2.Wes Craven was reportedly not approached about this remake. He has however publicly spoken against it.

3.Rooney Mara (2010's Nancy) hated being in this movie so much that she almost quit acting.

4.Johnny Depp accompanied his friend Jackie Earle Haley to auditions for A Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 (1984). Instead of Haley being chosen for a role, it was Depp who was spotted 由 director Wes Craven, who asked him if he would like to read for a part. Depp got a...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. I'll say Sword was right about it being sad again.
But that would lead too him say

"I told 你 so"

And I'll say

"Don't have too rub it in"

And he'll say

"Yes I do"

And than he'll pour coffee onto me.

And I'll say

"Dick"

And he'll say

"Thank you"

either way.. I'm enjoying the funny episode while I can. Before I have too start crying again.
This 显示 is doing anything it can too depress us. Like it's the shows job.. Too kick us in the balls and say "Life sucks, deal with it"

The 显示 is an asshole.
posted by Canada24
So.. Here's another review..

The strory Nina reads is weird.. Especially the way she reads it.
I'd say I understand it now. But.. I don't.
This so is so confusing.

But hey. It's like THE ACCOUNTANT. I had no idea what exactly happened, just watched for the gun fights, and was happy.

This 显示 has kind of animation.. All 日本动漫 have that sort of odd animation, where people look like pictures, not normal people at times.

But hey.. Good episodes I guess.. The hitman seems dead. Guess now Johan actually has too "do stuff", witch must suck for him xD
posted by Canada24
So now we're at season two.. I watched the first four episodes

If I'm being 100% serious, this isn't really the greatest 显示 ever.. It's good and all. great cast.

But it's so friggin depressing.. And not really mixed in with any real laughs.
The vibe this 显示 is giving me is that life sucks, there's no joy in life, and nothing has any true meaning in life.

So.. Yeah..

But hey.. I would be lying if there were NO jokes.

Like the facts the Carlene STILL believes the little kid is a real person, and not a obvious disguise.

And Todd going back too his lack of confidence after ONE tiny insult.

So yeah.....
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#1: SERGEANT SPRINKLES - CUPCAKES:
Let me put this out of the way.
I reread cupcakes.. And truth is.. It actually SUCKS.
I realize now, the story itself isn't what inspired me.
It's the WAY it's told that inspired me.
I mean.. That writer is so amazing..Too bad the actual plot is so god awful.
And for all those that say it ruined how they saw Pinkie.
Seems too me like 你 wouldn't of had much hope for her in the first place, if a stupid creepy 意大利面 ruins her so instantly..


#2: WHOEVER WROTE, JEFF THE KILLER:
There's actually some really well made story writing.
Too bad it's about JEFF..


#3: ALEXTHEHERETIC...
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I think I seen episode 9 before.
Well, at least the scene where Todd discovers the truth of his rock opera.

It's funnier now that I know what he's actually talking about.
Aaron paul's voice is so funny when having a character like Todd trying to actually "think".

And the fact it WASN'T revenge, is too funny.

I 爱情 你 Todd..


Anyway.. The 显示 is certainly a lot deeper now.
Sometimes it's a good thing.. But sometimes it's a depressing thing.. Mixes between those things.


We're almost done season 1 anyway, 下一个 week 加入 me for the conclusion of season 1..
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While SAW 1 is actually one of the greatest 电影院 I know.

Saw 2 is 更多 what people THINK of when 你 talk about the Saw films.

Though, out of the many sequels this is probably the most interesting one.
There are EXTREMELY stupid victims in this one, and I'm here to honour their death, 由 laughing at the stupidity of their decisions.

The films open up with VERY disturbing scene.
A man wakes up with spike-filled mask locked to his neck.

Jigsaw uses both a video tape and his puppet BILLY to inform the that in order to unlock the device, he must cut into his eye to obtain the key, which has been...
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Well episode 2 was kinda pointless at the last half.. Guess I'll try improving this series a little.

4 YEARS AGO:

Trixie: (getting ready to leave)..

Saten: (flies over) Trixie, wait!.. Don't leave without saying good bye.

Trixie: Sorry.. I thought 你 were still mad at me.. I mean, I tried to kick Twilight out of town and then tried to do the same to you..

Saten: Yeah. About that.. Why me? Why were 你 so mad at me!?

Trixie: Ohh, I don't know.. Maybe it's the fact that 你 were the only one in high school that EVER cared for me.. That 你 meant the world to me.. That I LOVED you!.. But 你 never...
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I decided, if I'm gonna be a reviewer, I should give REAL reviews..

Like I 说 before.

The humour seems a bit..

"ayeeayh.. Mwa"

Same reaction to the humour in FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.

Guess it always was, even "I" don't really get how I ended up watching every episode..

Plus, I'm so busy trying to review MONSTERS, guess I'm somewhat distracted.

But I guess I'll continue, if I don't like it 由 the end of season 1, least I can say "I tried".

Anyway,

I do POSITIVES to say as well.

I can understand the point BoJack was trying to make, with the veterans. But the "way" he said, made him seem like a asshole,...
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Sally found Dash alone at her house, being one of the few times she actually uses a joint of Marijuana. And considering all that happened, who wouldn't.

"Hey sis.. I heard your kinda upset" Sally said.

"I don't wanna talk about it.. Please leave me alone" Dash said, trying to get the lighter off child block.

"Well, clearly there must be better ways to deal with it" Sally said, stealing away the lighter.

"... Packie's dead.. Okay" Dash said, tearfully.

Sally hugged her.

"I know, Jimmy told me" Sally 说 softly.

"Do 你 know how it happened?" Sally asked.

"Dose it matter?" Dash tearfully said, still...
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#1: FALLEN ANGEL:
At the end. When 你 reach the abandoned movie set..


#2: BANK:
In one of the 随意 encounters. 你 stop bank robbers "the old fashioned way".
Plus.. There's another bank robbery battle when your a patrol officer in the beginning..


#3: THE POLITE INVITATION:
My personal favorite.
The ending mansion battle..


#4: QUARTER MOON MURDERS:
Gerald Mason is one of the greatest villains in a video game.
It's only fitting that he goes out that way.
You chase him though tunnels, shooting at him.
He's tricky, but 你 don't really care.
Besides. There's lots and lots of cover..


#5: BLACK CEASER:
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#1: KORN:
When 你 think about, it, a name like Korn dosen't really make 你 think of 花 and sunshine xD.
And the songs prove this.
I 爱情 them (obviously). But these songs are 唱歌 about murder, possible necrophilia, sex addictions, rape, lying, just about EVERY bad thing there is..


#2: DISTURBED:
The name probably says it all xD.


#3: EMINEM:
If these songs really ARE of his life, it certainly makes us realize, OUR problems (chores, going to work in the morning), aren't SHIT!


#4: 粉, 粉色 FLOYD:
These songs are a lot darker then people might think..


#5: SLIPKNOT:
With a album called "all hope is lost" how much happiness would one be expecting!?
Roman: (meets Niko at the 船, 小船 stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took 你 so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. 你 know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR 你 SING!

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Roman: Do 你 think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and 你 won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No, because I didn't invite her to come 你 with me.

Niko: I'm starting to think she dodged a bullet.. The slowest...
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posted by Canada24
So I think 你 are a fool.
Hanging on my every word.
I'm getting ugly!
So I'm ugly!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

So I thought you'd disappear.
Being alone is what 你 fear.
Are 你 lonely!?
Yes, lonely!

TEAR ME FROM YOUR HEEEEEART!!

TEARING ME APPPPART!!

(fast)
Rolling and throwing consoling.
everything that goes this far.
Joking and hoping, revolting
All that shit that's who 你 are
Holding, and scolding, revolving
Peel it back, reveal the scar.
Loathing, exploding, controlling
This is what 你 really are!

The time is coming
Gone Insane
Your really happy
You've won the game

The time is coming...
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#1: FREDDY KRUEGER SAVES MR MACKEY:
Freddy rescues Mackey from molestation, while having the excuse to use one of his cheesy one liners. The irony of this is that is that the REAL Freddy Krueger murdered child with pleasure, and was a pedophile in the remake..


#2: KORN:
Korn becomes, well... Corn.


#3: KEEPING KENNY ALIVE:
The one time they chose to do so, is when he is better OFF dead. He's brain dead, and needed in heaven to stop an over the 最佳, 返回页首 war against Satan..


#4: CARTMAN:
In the Family Guy episode Cartman tells Kyle
"That's a cartoon! Millions of people watch it! How would 你 feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on 电视 that made fun of Jews all the time?! Huh?!"
It's nice that people don't judge brony's very much anymore (unless your the type that dresses up in costomes and buys little kid toys)..

Anyone that knows this about me simply just refuses to even CARE that I watch it.. Especially sense I am the type that literary NEVER brings up the characters.

MLP is just like any other show. Sometimes I like it. Sometimes I don't.
If it ever stops 展示 MLP.
Big deal. I barely watch it anymore anyway.

The REAL reason I'm a brony is because of sites like this one.
All the online 老友记 I make along the way.
And the level of enjoyment in making in using...
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