It's been a while sense I watched this show.. But I'll do what I remember.. Plus I know where too find it, if push comes too shove..
EPISODE 3:
In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, 由 Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead 由 Pip)
After being shown that 吸血鬼 do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.
Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's origins. She soon deploys Alucard, Seras and Pip Bernadotte, leader of the Wild Geese, to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to find the whereabouts of Millennium.
Alucard and Seras are later attacked 由 BOPE units of the Brazilian military police after being declared in public as international terrorists, a ruse perpetrated 由 Brazilian officials in exchange for immortality promised 由 Millennium. After receiving orders from Sir Integra, Alucard sadistically massacres the BOPE officers (showing anger when one of them shoots himself rather than facing Alucard) and faces off against Millennium officer Tubalcain Alhambra.
AKA
Mr Alhambra fights with magical playing cards they could cut through nearly anything (including flesh, stone, and a bullet), explode, and appear from thin air 或者 other impossibly small hiding places. Before unleashing his Level One form, Alucard appeared to have great difficulty regenerating from damage inflicted 由 the cards.
But unfortunately for Tubalcain, after unleashing 说 power, Alucard manages to grab the enemy vampire, delivering a powerful kick that severed Alhambra's left leg below the knee.
In a last attempt to protect himself, Tubalcain attempted to 斯莱什 Alucard with a card held between his fingers. In response, Alucard used his own hand to meet the attack, tearing both vampires' arms apart. As Alhambra reeled in pain, Alucard regenerated from his wound and seized the Dandyman's head, explaining that he had been ordered to "thoroughly" interrogate him to learn 更多 about Millennium. Unfortunately for Tubalcain, Alucard's "interrogation" involved drinking his blood and absorbing his soul, thus gaining access to Alhambra's memories and a record of Millennium's plans. After Tubalcain expired, the Doctor used his implanted transmitter to cremate his remains.
This makes Alucard realize that THE MAJOR has returned..
EPISODE 4:
As Hellsing and Iscariot hold a meeting with the 皇后乐队 of the United Kingdom their conference is interrupted 由 a message from The Major (via live video transmission brought in 由 the ubiquitous Schrödinger) citing his intention to wage war on England. Intrgra 问题 the purpose of such an act.. And Major's response is actually pretty awesome.
Basically, Major says. There IS no purpose for the act.. Frankly, he just does it for the hell of it.
Meanwhile, a VTOL aircraft carrier called the Eagle gets hijacked 由 Millennium. The ships entire crew is turned into ghouls 由 a English traitor and the millennium Lieutenant
Rip 面包车, 范 Winkle
boards the ship with her battalion of Millennium troops. Shooting down anyone that tries too board with her "special bullets".. First used too betray the english traitor (ironically). Till eventually, Alucard crashes into it with a Blackbird jet, dramatically destroying it.
Rip is utterly terrified of Alucard, who she equates with Zamiel, the "Black Huntsman" who eventually kills Kaspar at the end of Der Freischütz. Notably, Rip senses Alucard's approach long before he actually arrives on the Eagle, and immediately begins panicking. She also exhibits extreme reluctance to fight Alucard, only briefly gathering herself when she remembers the Major asking her how she would act when faced with impending death. But unfortunately for her. Alucard shows no mercy. And slowly kills her.. Shoving her 步枪 into her heart, and slowly drinking all her blood. As Major "respects" her by, not allowing her too be put out of her misery, 由 killing her with that blue fire.
Meanwhile the Major and his minions make their way toward London, revealing that Rip was a "set up" and they got Alucard exactly where they want him.. And now 伦敦 is "fucked"..
MAJOR'S SPEECH:
My friends, it has often been 说 that I like war.
My friends, I like war...
No, friends, I 爱情 war!
I 爱情 holocausts.
I 爱情 blitzkriegs.
I 爱情 defensive lines.
I 爱情 sieges, charges, I 爱情 mop-up operations, and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in 《冰雪奇缘》 tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I 爱情 every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
I 爱情 blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.
My 心 leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces 由 well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger acht acht (88) to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down 由 heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my 心 to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.
The sight of deserters being strung up from a 街, 街道 lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing 更多 arousing, than the sounds made 由 prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down 由 ear piercing schmeissers !
When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block 由 block 由 4.8 ton bombshells, (tone suddenly softens) I'm in ecstasy.
I 爱情 it when my forces are ravaged 由 a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed.
I 爱情 to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the jagdbombers flying overhead.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask 你 as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that 你 really want? Do 你 wish for further war as I do? (Voice begins to raise) Do 你 wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? (Dramatically raises voice) Do 你 ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!?
(The soldiers begin shouting/chanting "Krieg" meaning "War")
...Very well. Then krieg is what 你 shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might.
But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient.
(Raises voice) We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!
We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of 你 old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!
It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of 床, 床上 由 the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.
(Cuts to scene of Alexander Anderson looking up at Millenium's Zeppelin and the blood-red moon, before fading back to The Major)
We will remind them, that there are 更多 things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.
(Cuts to soldiers shouting while looking out at scene below, and then meeting of Hellsing and Integra , before cutting back to The Major)
Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand 吸血鬼 is going to burn this world down to ash.
(Cuts to window scene)
Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!
(Cuts to window with Seras and Pip )
I have brought 你 all back just as I promised I would. Back to our 最喜爱的 battlefield. Back to our beloved war!
(The Letzes Battalion hail the Major as their Battalion Commander.)
...At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Millennium Battalion! This is a message from your commander.
…Friends...let’s bring them hell.
EPISODE 3:
In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, 由 Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead 由 Pip)
After being shown that 吸血鬼 do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.
Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's origins. She soon deploys Alucard, Seras and Pip Bernadotte, leader of the Wild Geese, to Rio de Janeiro, Brazil to find the whereabouts of Millennium.
Alucard and Seras are later attacked 由 BOPE units of the Brazilian military police after being declared in public as international terrorists, a ruse perpetrated 由 Brazilian officials in exchange for immortality promised 由 Millennium. After receiving orders from Sir Integra, Alucard sadistically massacres the BOPE officers (showing anger when one of them shoots himself rather than facing Alucard) and faces off against Millennium officer Tubalcain Alhambra.
AKA
Mr Alhambra fights with magical playing cards they could cut through nearly anything (including flesh, stone, and a bullet), explode, and appear from thin air 或者 other impossibly small hiding places. Before unleashing his Level One form, Alucard appeared to have great difficulty regenerating from damage inflicted 由 the cards.
But unfortunately for Tubalcain, after unleashing 说 power, Alucard manages to grab the enemy vampire, delivering a powerful kick that severed Alhambra's left leg below the knee.
In a last attempt to protect himself, Tubalcain attempted to 斯莱什 Alucard with a card held between his fingers. In response, Alucard used his own hand to meet the attack, tearing both vampires' arms apart. As Alhambra reeled in pain, Alucard regenerated from his wound and seized the Dandyman's head, explaining that he had been ordered to "thoroughly" interrogate him to learn 更多 about Millennium. Unfortunately for Tubalcain, Alucard's "interrogation" involved drinking his blood and absorbing his soul, thus gaining access to Alhambra's memories and a record of Millennium's plans. After Tubalcain expired, the Doctor used his implanted transmitter to cremate his remains.
This makes Alucard realize that THE MAJOR has returned..
EPISODE 4:
As Hellsing and Iscariot hold a meeting with the 皇后乐队 of the United Kingdom their conference is interrupted 由 a message from The Major (via live video transmission brought in 由 the ubiquitous Schrödinger) citing his intention to wage war on England. Intrgra 问题 the purpose of such an act.. And Major's response is actually pretty awesome.
Basically, Major says. There IS no purpose for the act.. Frankly, he just does it for the hell of it.
Meanwhile, a VTOL aircraft carrier called the Eagle gets hijacked 由 Millennium. The ships entire crew is turned into ghouls 由 a English traitor and the millennium Lieutenant
Rip 面包车, 范 Winkle
boards the ship with her battalion of Millennium troops. Shooting down anyone that tries too board with her "special bullets".. First used too betray the english traitor (ironically). Till eventually, Alucard crashes into it with a Blackbird jet, dramatically destroying it.
Rip is utterly terrified of Alucard, who she equates with Zamiel, the "Black Huntsman" who eventually kills Kaspar at the end of Der Freischütz. Notably, Rip senses Alucard's approach long before he actually arrives on the Eagle, and immediately begins panicking. She also exhibits extreme reluctance to fight Alucard, only briefly gathering herself when she remembers the Major asking her how she would act when faced with impending death. But unfortunately for her. Alucard shows no mercy. And slowly kills her.. Shoving her 步枪 into her heart, and slowly drinking all her blood. As Major "respects" her by, not allowing her too be put out of her misery, 由 killing her with that blue fire.
Meanwhile the Major and his minions make their way toward London, revealing that Rip was a "set up" and they got Alucard exactly where they want him.. And now 伦敦 is "fucked"..
MAJOR'S SPEECH:
My friends, it has often been 说 that I like war.
My friends, I like war...
No, friends, I 爱情 war!
I 爱情 holocausts.
I 爱情 blitzkriegs.
I 爱情 defensive lines.
I 爱情 sieges, charges, I 爱情 mop-up operations, and retreats.
Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in 《冰雪奇缘》 tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I 爱情 every act of war that can occur upon this earth.
I 爱情 blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.
My 心 leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces 由 well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger acht acht (88) to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down 由 heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my 心 to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.
The sight of deserters being strung up from a 街, 街道 lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing 更多 arousing, than the sounds made 由 prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down 由 ear piercing schmeissers !
When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block 由 block 由 4.8 ton bombshells, (tone suddenly softens) I'm in ecstasy.
I 爱情 it when my forces are ravaged 由 a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed.
I 爱情 to be squashed under the heel of the British and American war machines. The humiliation, as my men crawl around like vermin, ducking the jagdbombers flying overhead.
Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, a war so grand as to make Hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask 你 as fellow brothers in arms, what is it that 你 really want? Do 你 wish for further war as I do? (Voice begins to raise) Do 你 wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron, and lightning, and fire? (Dramatically raises voice) Do 你 ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge, from this Earth!?
(The soldiers begin shouting/chanting "Krieg" meaning "War")
...Very well. Then krieg is what 你 shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us, with our might.
But... After enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient.
(Raises voice) We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!
We are but a single battalion... The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, I believe that each of 你 old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!
It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of 床, 床上 由 the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.
(Cuts to scene of Alexander Anderson looking up at Millenium's Zeppelin and the blood-red moon, before fading back to The Major)
We will remind them, that there are 更多 things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.
(Cuts to soldiers shouting while looking out at scene below, and then meeting of Hellsing and Integra , before cutting back to The Major)
Our Kampfgruppe of one thousand 吸血鬼 is going to burn this world down to ash.
(Cuts to window scene)
Yes, my friends! Soon, Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night sky!
(Cuts to window with Seras and Pip )
I have brought 你 all back just as I promised I would. Back to our 最喜爱的 battlefield. Back to our beloved war!
(The Letzes Battalion hail the Major as their Battalion Commander.)
...At last, the sea lion has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Millennium Battalion! This is a message from your commander.
…Friends...let’s bring them hell.
Yes..
James Rolfe is the one who's 更多 popular, and probably was on youtobe FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have 更多 或者 less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit 更多 hilarious..
James Rolfe is the one who's 更多 popular, and probably was on youtobe FIRST. Doug Walker probably came second.
And yes..
They have 更多 或者 less the SAME humour. They're both portrayed as Anti-Heroes.
NERD is portrayed as an foul mouthed, abusive, mentally insane, alcoholic.
And CRETIC is portrayed as equally short tempered, abusive, insane, and foul mouthed.
But somehow, I find Nostalgia Critic a bit funnier than Angry Video Game Nerd.
I guess it's Doug Walker's voice.
He has that high pitched voice, that make the angry rants that much funnier.
But I don't NOT like Nerd.
He's still funny.. Hell, he's hilarious.
Cretic is just a bit 更多 hilarious..
ST ANGER is often the "worst" album.
But why?
I gave it a listen.
And I tell 你 what.
There is NOTHING bad about an album opening up with FRANTIC.
Haters say, it's the lack of solos that makes this album so bad.
But the solos often got SO long, I don't consider this really a BAD thing. 更多 for the actual SONGS.
And it's also the loud snare drums that's hated on.
But I fuckin 爱情 the snare drums Lars Ulrich really shows off how talented he is. As the drums are extremely loud, but not in a bad way. The POINT of Metallica, is to be LOUD.
I'm not sure how much enjoyment I'll get out of them LIVE, xD
#1:
Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders 彩虹 Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes 纸杯蛋糕 normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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Pinkie would never hurt her friends, Pinkamena murders 彩虹 Dash with joy.
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#2:
Pinkie makes 纸杯蛋糕 normally, Pinkamena uses dead bodies.
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#3:
Pinkie is a bit slow witted, Pinkamena would often demonstrate unnaturally high intelligence in later crossovers.
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#4:
Pinkie is a cute and harmless little pony. Pinkamena is an mentally ill serial killer.
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#5:
Pinkie cracks light hearted jokes, Pinkamena has a very twisted (Freddy Krueger like) humor.
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