Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..
Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.
Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly 你 never met Saten Twist.
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FLASHBACKS:
SCENE 1:
Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie 你 are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: TOO LATE!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What 你 gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if 你 buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery 或者 whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' 更多 expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't 爱情 me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. But I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKIN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.
SCENE 2:
Derpy Saten? Good 日 at the your job?
Saten: (sighs) 你 know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before 你 JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
SCENE 3:
Saten: (pounds counter) WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. 你 haven't oldered one yet.
SCENE 4:
Grape: I have to admit.. Derpy is a lot less attractive in person.
Saten: Oh. Is that so?
Grape: Yeah.. But baggers can't be choosers.
Saten: (fake laugh) good one... May I see your pen?
Grape: Uhh., Sure (gives him a pen from his pocket)
Saten: Thanks.. Now. What was that about Derpy?
Grape: That, she's kinda uglier in person.
Saten: I see... (suddenly, and aggressively, stabs the pen into GoldenGrapes leg, much to his intense pain)
Grape: What the fu-
Saten: (sadistically) HOW UGLY IS SHE NOW!?
Grape: Okay.. Okay.. She's not ugly.
Saten: Good.. *rips the pen out*... And just remember. I'll be watching you..
Grape: *gulps* noted.
SCENE 5:
Saten: *still carrying 啤酒 bottle, and looking angry* What the hell man!? Did 你 dump my cousin!?
Grape: I'm sorry.. She just wasn't my type, didn't take it too badly did she?
Saten: I'm not sure yet.. But I sure hope not.
Grape: I hope she didn't hear all the bad stuff I called her, behind her back.
Saten: Wait.. 你 what!?
Grape: I'm sorry. She's just annoying, and kinda weird
Saten: *angrily* Take that back 你 dick!
Grape: I'm sorry. But she is.
Saten: I see... *drinks some of his beer* Umm. That's good stuff.. *silence*.. *Suddenly Saten smashes the bottle on the 最佳, 返回页首 of GoldenGrapes head, makes 葡萄 cry out in agony*
Grape: WHAT THE HELL!
Saten: SHUT UP! *knocks Grapes head against the counter before aggressively throwing 葡萄 off the 粪便, 凳子 that 葡萄 was sitting on*
Grape: Your a crazy person!
Saten: *rather pleasantly* thank you.. *kicks 葡萄 aggressively*
Saten: *angrily* Now stay away from cousin!
Grape: I don't have to lesson to yo- *gets aggressively kicked again* Okay! Okay! *runs off in fear*
SCENE 6:
AppleJack: Well.. Ah have to admit. Ah actually really enjoyed yer company.
Saten *anxiously* that mean-
AppeJack: Still 'just friends'.. But least ah will no longer be ashamed about calling 你 one.
Saten: So.. NOW 你 make out!?
AppleJack: Not in yer life.. But a hug. Ah can offer one of those.
Saten: Close enough *they hug softly*
随意 Stallion: Haha! Get a room!
Saten: *growls* Excuse me. *lets go of AppleJack, and being mad about the stallion ruining the moment, he punches the stallion in the face, knocking him out*
AppleJack: *briefly covers her hooves over her mouth. She clearly wasn't expecting that*
Saten: *annoyedly while heading to the carriage* Alright, let's go.
SCENE 7:
Discord: So.. Guess they're gone.
Saten; Yeah.. I can do anything I want. (takes out the weed bong again)
Discord: Umm.. I don't think they were stopping 你 from taking that.
Saten: Yeah. But they 'were' stopping me from robbing 你 bu- screw it. Give me your wallet!
Discord: Excuse me!?
Saten: 你 heard me I 说 (points knife) GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!
Discord: *(nervously hands it over)
Saten: (takes it).. This wallet sucks.. 你 have bad stuff.
SCENE 8:
小马, 柯尔特 Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes 你 look even stupider then before..
Filly Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this 刀 away (shows a 面包 knife).
Filly Derpy: It goes in the 厨房 silly (chuckles)
小马, 柯尔特 Saten: Thank yo- (suddenly the famish rainboom happened, and it shook the ground causing Saten to loose his balance and unintentionally stab Reggie in the head, instantly killing him)
Filly Derpy: (turning away from window) 嘿 cuz did 你 se- OH MY GOD!
小马, 柯尔特 Saten: I'm sorry!
Filly Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID 你 STAB REGGIE!?
小马, 柯尔特 Saten: It was an accident!
Filly Derpy: IS HE DEAD!?
小马, 柯尔特 Saten: I'M SOR-
SCENE 9:
AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up
Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?
AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.
Saten: Why!?
AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much
Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine in less then five minutes, much to AJ's shock).
Saten: (burbs)... What? I was thirsty.
AJ: Look sugercube.. I'm sorry.. But Ah need ta 移动 on towards bigger, better, things.
Saten: ... Like meth?
AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-
Saten: Want some?
AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?
Saten: Relax. I don't use it. I only sell it..
SCENE 10:
AJ: (happily to Twilight) Your brothers getting married!?
Saten: (laughs) What an idiot! 爱情 never lasts! (gets punched in the arm 由 AJ) Ow.
SCENE 11:
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What 你 say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. 你 let me work on your jealousy.
Saten: What are 你 talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: 嘿 Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
SCENE 12:
Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)
Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)
Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE 你 HITTING ON HER!?
Waiter: Wha-
Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK 你 UP!
Waiter: (runs off in fear)
Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?
Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-
Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-
Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).
SCENE 13:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent 足球 coach.
Saten: No problem.. I 爱情 little kids.
(later when the other team scores)
Saten: (angrily throws larn chair) DEFENSE! 你 HEARD OF DEFENCE!
Sword: 你 need to calm down. Your going crazy on me here.
Saten: (enraged) I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: (throws something) GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. (prepares to 冲床 one of the fillies) 或者 PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!
Sword: (pulling him back) That's it.. No 更多 coffee for you.
SCENE 14:
Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That 你 so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.
Saten: fuck 你 man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for 你 sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)
Derpy: Much better..
SCENE 15:
Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!
Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we partied earlier doesn't mean 你 had to drink ALL the wine.
Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would 你 mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.
Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.
Mrs Cake: Thanks, dear.
Pinkie: (ends up 阅读 letter addressed to the Cakes) A BABY!?..
Saten: (throws bottle at her) NO SHOUTING!
SCENE 16:
Saten: (runs up to Cadence when she's 由 herself) Hello again.
Cadence: Oh.. Hi
Saten: Say.. If our marriage ever fails, here's something to think about. (gives her a small piece of paper).
Cadence: T -This is just a phone number.
Saten: Yeah.. MY phone number.
Cadence: (uncomfortable) Oh.
Saten: Yeah.
Cadence: I'm.. I'm a little creeped out.
Saen: Good.. Than it's working
SCENE 17:
Saten: Can 你 get the pepper, please?
Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.
Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!
Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
Saten: Fine sweetie. 你 have my undivided attention.
Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining 说 I still can't tell anyone the surprise.
Saten: (sarcastically) No way!
Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!
Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!
Pinkie: No, see? Well, 你 absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!
Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!
Pinkie: No, I am not.
Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will 你 ever make a decision?
Sheldon 你 see? I don't know. What should I do?
Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!
Pinkie: (passes it nervously).
Saten: Finally.. (takes the pepper and puts on his burger before he starts eating it).
SCENE 18:
Ditto: I'm not really in the mood.
Cadence: How?.. I mean 你 finally got Luna to accept being your girlfriend.
Ditto: I did.. But we've been having problems, says she loves me, but I need some sort of anger management class.
Cadence: Well.. She's not wrong.
Saten: Really? Maybe he can go to mine.
Rarity: (sarcastically) Yeah, cause it's working WONDERS with you.
Saten: (angrily) Don't judge me!.. (hears jazz playing) AND SOMEONE TURN OFF THIS STUPID MUSIC!
SCENE 19:
Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back the 钱包 of my cousin, 柠檬 Heart.
Stallion: (holding 啤酒 bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!
Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.
Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.
Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only this this will damage is your head, not to bank account.
Stallion: What 你 mean my he-
Saten: Last chance to give back the 钱包 back.
Stallion: Fuck you.
Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the 最佳, 返回页首 of his head to start bleeding).
Stallion: (screams in pain and freaks out).
Saten: Yeah, that hurt?
Stallion: (still screaming).
Saten: That hurt?
Stallion: WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling).
Saten: Shouldn't of robbed my cousin.. (punches the Stallion) That's what happens, man! (punches the Stallion again).
Stallion: Oh, my God!
Saten: Yeah, that's what happens. (begins repeatedly punching him) Messed with the wrong girl, pal!
Saten Twist violently beats up the stallion, before grabbing Lemon's purse, witch was dropped 由 thief during the ordeal.
Saten: There.. 下一个 time your know better, won't you?
Stallion: (panting and badly beaten up) 你 freakin' psychopath!
Saten: (throws him towel) Yeah, clean yourself up.
SCENE 20:
Derpy: I.. I don't know about this Saten.. This place is giving me the creeps.
Saten: Relax, it'll be fine.. (knocks on the door to a old, rusty looking, trailer).
Trevor Phillips: (opens his door) Hello?
Saten: (holds contact) Hi, do 你 mind signing this contact to legalize wee-
Trevor: (suddenly punches Saten square in the nose, knocking him off the steps and onto the ground) I make a SHIT load of money selling that stuff! Last thing I can handle is legalism, NOW FUCK OFF!
Saten: (holding his nose as Derpy helps him up) 你 could of just 说 no!
Trevor: What's the fun in that?
Saten: Your a dick.
Trevor: WHAT!?.. (pulls out gun) SAY THAT AGAI- (Suddenly there's an explosion from inside the trailer).
Trevor: DAMN IT MICHAEL! I TOLD 你 NOT TO SMOKE IN HERE!
Michael: (off view) Eh, shut up!
Saten: Who's your friend?
Trevor: Why are 你 still here!? FUCK OFF!
Saten: (angrily) 你 fuck off.
Derpy: (nervously) Cousin, the guy has a gun.
Saten: Don't care!
END FLASHBACKS:
Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.
Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly 你 never met Saten Twist.
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FLASHBACKS:
SCENE 1:
Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.
Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-
Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie 你 are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*
Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-
Saten: TOO LATE!
Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.
Saten: Nope.
Pinkie: What 你 gonna do with all that?
Saten: Not sure yet.
Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if 你 buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.
Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery 或者 whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..
Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' 更多 expensiv-
Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't 爱情 me. Period..
Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?
Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. But I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.
Pinkie: With Netflix?
Saten: Obviously.
Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?
Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKIN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!
Pinkie: Whatever.
SCENE 2:
Derpy Saten? Good 日 at the your job?
Saten: (sighs) 你 know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before 你 JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!
Derpy: That bad huh?
SCENE 3:
Saten: (pounds counter) WERE'S MY DRINK!?
Bartender: Sir. 你 haven't oldered one yet.
SCENE 4:
Grape: I have to admit.. Derpy is a lot less attractive in person.
Saten: Oh. Is that so?
Grape: Yeah.. But baggers can't be choosers.
Saten: (fake laugh) good one... May I see your pen?
Grape: Uhh., Sure (gives him a pen from his pocket)
Saten: Thanks.. Now. What was that about Derpy?
Grape: That, she's kinda uglier in person.
Saten: I see... (suddenly, and aggressively, stabs the pen into GoldenGrapes leg, much to his intense pain)
Grape: What the fu-
Saten: (sadistically) HOW UGLY IS SHE NOW!?
Grape: Okay.. Okay.. She's not ugly.
Saten: Good.. *rips the pen out*... And just remember. I'll be watching you..
Grape: *gulps* noted.
SCENE 5:
Saten: *still carrying 啤酒 bottle, and looking angry* What the hell man!? Did 你 dump my cousin!?
Grape: I'm sorry.. She just wasn't my type, didn't take it too badly did she?
Saten: I'm not sure yet.. But I sure hope not.
Grape: I hope she didn't hear all the bad stuff I called her, behind her back.
Saten: Wait.. 你 what!?
Grape: I'm sorry. She's just annoying, and kinda weird
Saten: *angrily* Take that back 你 dick!
Grape: I'm sorry. But she is.
Saten: I see... *drinks some of his beer* Umm. That's good stuff.. *silence*.. *Suddenly Saten smashes the bottle on the 最佳, 返回页首 of GoldenGrapes head, makes 葡萄 cry out in agony*
Grape: WHAT THE HELL!
Saten: SHUT UP! *knocks Grapes head against the counter before aggressively throwing 葡萄 off the 粪便, 凳子 that 葡萄 was sitting on*
Grape: Your a crazy person!
Saten: *rather pleasantly* thank you.. *kicks 葡萄 aggressively*
Saten: *angrily* Now stay away from cousin!
Grape: I don't have to lesson to yo- *gets aggressively kicked again* Okay! Okay! *runs off in fear*
SCENE 6:
AppleJack: Well.. Ah have to admit. Ah actually really enjoyed yer company.
Saten *anxiously* that mean-
AppeJack: Still 'just friends'.. But least ah will no longer be ashamed about calling 你 one.
Saten: So.. NOW 你 make out!?
AppleJack: Not in yer life.. But a hug. Ah can offer one of those.
Saten: Close enough *they hug softly*
随意 Stallion: Haha! Get a room!
Saten: *growls* Excuse me. *lets go of AppleJack, and being mad about the stallion ruining the moment, he punches the stallion in the face, knocking him out*
AppleJack: *briefly covers her hooves over her mouth. She clearly wasn't expecting that*
Saten: *annoyedly while heading to the carriage* Alright, let's go.
SCENE 7:
Discord: So.. Guess they're gone.
Saten; Yeah.. I can do anything I want. (takes out the weed bong again)
Discord: Umm.. I don't think they were stopping 你 from taking that.
Saten: Yeah. But they 'were' stopping me from robbing 你 bu- screw it. Give me your wallet!
Discord: Excuse me!?
Saten: 你 heard me I 说 (points knife) GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!
Discord: *(nervously hands it over)
Saten: (takes it).. This wallet sucks.. 你 have bad stuff.
SCENE 8:
小马, 柯尔特 Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-
Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes 你 look even stupider then before..
Filly Derpy: *whimpers*
Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.
Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).
Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this 刀 away (shows a 面包 knife).
Filly Derpy: It goes in the 厨房 silly (chuckles)
小马, 柯尔特 Saten: Thank yo- (suddenly the famish rainboom happened, and it shook the ground causing Saten to loose his balance and unintentionally stab Reggie in the head, instantly killing him)
Filly Derpy: (turning away from window) 嘿 cuz did 你 se- OH MY GOD!
小马, 柯尔特 Saten: I'm sorry!
Filly Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID 你 STAB REGGIE!?
小马, 柯尔特 Saten: It was an accident!
Filly Derpy: IS HE DEAD!?
小马, 柯尔特 Saten: I'M SOR-
SCENE 9:
AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up
Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?
AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.
Saten: Why!?
AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much
Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine in less then five minutes, much to AJ's shock).
Saten: (burbs)... What? I was thirsty.
AJ: Look sugercube.. I'm sorry.. But Ah need ta 移动 on towards bigger, better, things.
Saten: ... Like meth?
AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-
Saten: Want some?
AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?
Saten: Relax. I don't use it. I only sell it..
SCENE 10:
AJ: (happily to Twilight) Your brothers getting married!?
Saten: (laughs) What an idiot! 爱情 never lasts! (gets punched in the arm 由 AJ) Ow.
SCENE 11:
Saten: ... A, Anyway. What 你 say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?
Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.
Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.
Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.
Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.
Trixie: Two.. 你 let me work on your jealousy.
Saten: What are 你 talking about? I never have jealousy..
Stallion: 嘿 Trixie, nice sho-
Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!
SCENE 12:
Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)
Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)
Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE 你 HITTING ON HER!?
Waiter: Wha-
Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK 你 UP!
Waiter: (runs off in fear)
Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?
Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-
Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-
Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).
SCENE 13:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent 足球 coach.
Saten: No problem.. I 爱情 little kids.
(later when the other team scores)
Saten: (angrily throws larn chair) DEFENSE! 你 HEARD OF DEFENCE!
Sword: 你 need to calm down. Your going crazy on me here.
Saten: (enraged) I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?
Sword: I-
Saten: (throws something) GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. (prepares to 冲床 one of the fillies) 或者 PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!
Sword: (pulling him back) That's it.. No 更多 coffee for you.
SCENE 14:
Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That 你 so my lovely cousin a little repect.
Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.
Saten: fuck 你 man.. This is your last warning.
Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.
Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for 你 sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)
Derpy: Much better..
SCENE 15:
Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!
Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we partied earlier doesn't mean 你 had to drink ALL the wine.
Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would 你 mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.
Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.
Mrs Cake: Thanks, dear.
Pinkie: (ends up 阅读 letter addressed to the Cakes) A BABY!?..
Saten: (throws bottle at her) NO SHOUTING!
SCENE 16:
Saten: (runs up to Cadence when she's 由 herself) Hello again.
Cadence: Oh.. Hi
Saten: Say.. If our marriage ever fails, here's something to think about. (gives her a small piece of paper).
Cadence: T -This is just a phone number.
Saten: Yeah.. MY phone number.
Cadence: (uncomfortable) Oh.
Saten: Yeah.
Cadence: I'm.. I'm a little creeped out.
Saen: Good.. Than it's working
SCENE 17:
Saten: Can 你 get the pepper, please?
Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.
Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!
Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.
Saten: Fine sweetie. 你 have my undivided attention.
Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining 说 I still can't tell anyone the surprise.
Saten: (sarcastically) No way!
Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!
Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!
Pinkie: No, see? Well, 你 absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!
Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!
Pinkie: No, I am not.
Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will 你 ever make a decision?
Sheldon 你 see? I don't know. What should I do?
Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!
Pinkie: (passes it nervously).
Saten: Finally.. (takes the pepper and puts on his burger before he starts eating it).
SCENE 18:
Ditto: I'm not really in the mood.
Cadence: How?.. I mean 你 finally got Luna to accept being your girlfriend.
Ditto: I did.. But we've been having problems, says she loves me, but I need some sort of anger management class.
Cadence: Well.. She's not wrong.
Saten: Really? Maybe he can go to mine.
Rarity: (sarcastically) Yeah, cause it's working WONDERS with you.
Saten: (angrily) Don't judge me!.. (hears jazz playing) AND SOMEONE TURN OFF THIS STUPID MUSIC!
SCENE 19:
Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back the 钱包 of my cousin, 柠檬 Heart.
Stallion: (holding 啤酒 bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!
Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.
Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.
Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only this this will damage is your head, not to bank account.
Stallion: What 你 mean my he-
Saten: Last chance to give back the 钱包 back.
Stallion: Fuck you.
Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the 最佳, 返回页首 of his head to start bleeding).
Stallion: (screams in pain and freaks out).
Saten: Yeah, that hurt?
Stallion: (still screaming).
Saten: That hurt?
Stallion: WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling).
Saten: Shouldn't of robbed my cousin.. (punches the Stallion) That's what happens, man! (punches the Stallion again).
Stallion: Oh, my God!
Saten: Yeah, that's what happens. (begins repeatedly punching him) Messed with the wrong girl, pal!
Saten Twist violently beats up the stallion, before grabbing Lemon's purse, witch was dropped 由 thief during the ordeal.
Saten: There.. 下一个 time your know better, won't you?
Stallion: (panting and badly beaten up) 你 freakin' psychopath!
Saten: (throws him towel) Yeah, clean yourself up.
SCENE 20:
Derpy: I.. I don't know about this Saten.. This place is giving me the creeps.
Saten: Relax, it'll be fine.. (knocks on the door to a old, rusty looking, trailer).
Trevor Phillips: (opens his door) Hello?
Saten: (holds contact) Hi, do 你 mind signing this contact to legalize wee-
Trevor: (suddenly punches Saten square in the nose, knocking him off the steps and onto the ground) I make a SHIT load of money selling that stuff! Last thing I can handle is legalism, NOW FUCK OFF!
Saten: (holding his nose as Derpy helps him up) 你 could of just 说 no!
Trevor: What's the fun in that?
Saten: Your a dick.
Trevor: WHAT!?.. (pulls out gun) SAY THAT AGAI- (Suddenly there's an explosion from inside the trailer).
Trevor: DAMN IT MICHAEL! I TOLD 你 NOT TO SMOKE IN HERE!
Michael: (off view) Eh, shut up!
Saten: Who's your friend?
Trevor: Why are 你 still here!? FUCK OFF!
Saten: (angrily) 你 fuck off.
Derpy: (nervously) Cousin, the guy has a gun.
Saten: Don't care!
END FLASHBACKS:
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy 你 guys enjoyed even 更多 then I "thought" 你 people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless 你 like stupid comedies 由 an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid 粉丝 fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy 你 guys enjoyed even 更多 then I "thought" 你 people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless 你 like stupid comedies 由 an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid 粉丝 fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my 阿凡达 photo, can clearly guess who my 最喜爱的 Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story 由 him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The 标题 is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story 由 him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The 标题 is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..