Dinky: He tries to hide it.. But I think Saten still kinda blames me for mom..

Filly: Give him time, I'm sure he'll cool down.

Dinky: Cool down!? Clearly 你 never met Saten Twist.

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FLASHBACKS:

SCENE 1:

Saten: Well.. They dropped the contest. Guess that means we win.

Pinkie: Yeah.. But I feel bad about having taken advantage my friends. So I guess I'll ju-

Saten: Give it all to me!? Pinkie 你 are the best *sqeeze hug's her before he starts picking up the hundreds of coins*

Pinkie: Actully, I was gonna give it to chari-

Saten: TOO LATE!

Pinkie: *cutely chuckles* I guess there's no stopping you.

Saten: Nope.

Pinkie: What 你 gonna do with all that?

Saten: Not sure yet.

Pinkie: Hey.. Maybe if 你 buy your mother something nice, you're finally be at piece with her.

Saten: I try that every mothers day. Give nice jewellery 或者 whatever else girls like.. She just gets drunk, and yells insults at me for the entire time I'm there..

Pinkie: But.. It will be something 'way' 更多 expensiv-

Saten: Won't matter. She Dosen't 爱情 me. Period..

Pinkie: *growls* What is her deal!?

Saten: Don't know. Don't care.. But I'm bying a 70 inch plasma tv with all this.

Pinkie: With Netflix?

Saten: Obviously.

Pinkie: Will it also be in 3D?

Saten: *angrily* NO! THAT'S A STUPID FUCKIN GIMIC! AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!

Pinkie: Whatever.

SCENE 2:

Derpy Saten? Good 日 at the your job?

Saten: (sighs) 你 know what'll be nice. If I could come back, and have five minutes, before 你 JUMP ALL OVER MY BACK!

Derpy: That bad huh?

SCENE 3:

Saten: (pounds counter) WERE'S MY DRINK!?

Bartender: Sir. 你 haven't oldered one yet.

SCENE 4:

Grape: I have to admit.. Derpy is a lot less attractive in person.

Saten: Oh. Is that so?

Grape: Yeah.. But baggers can't be choosers.

Saten: (fake laugh) good one... May I see your pen?

Grape: Uhh., Sure (gives him a pen from his pocket)

Saten: Thanks.. Now. What was that about Derpy?

Grape: That, she's kinda uglier in person.

Saten: I see... (suddenly, and aggressively, stabs the pen into GoldenGrapes leg, much to his intense pain)

Grape: What the fu-

Saten: (sadistically) HOW UGLY IS SHE NOW!?

Grape: Okay.. Okay.. She's not ugly.

Saten: Good.. *rips the pen out*... And just remember. I'll be watching you..

Grape: *gulps* noted.

SCENE 5:

Saten: *still carrying 啤酒 bottle, and looking angry* What the hell man!? Did 你 dump my cousin!?

Grape: I'm sorry.. She just wasn't my type, didn't take it too badly did she?

Saten: I'm not sure yet.. But I sure hope not.

Grape: I hope she didn't hear all the bad stuff I called her, behind her back.

Saten: Wait.. 你 what!?

Grape: I'm sorry. She's just annoying, and kinda weird

Saten: *angrily* Take that back 你 dick!

Grape: I'm sorry. But she is.

Saten: I see... *drinks some of his beer* Umm. That's good stuff.. *silence*.. *Suddenly Saten smashes the bottle on the 最佳, 返回页首 of GoldenGrapes head, makes 葡萄 cry out in agony*

Grape: WHAT THE HELL!

Saten: SHUT UP! *knocks Grapes head against the counter before aggressively throwing 葡萄 off the 粪便, 凳子 that 葡萄 was sitting on*

Grape: Your a crazy person!

Saten: *rather pleasantly* thank you.. *kicks 葡萄 aggressively*

Saten: *angrily* Now stay away from cousin!

Grape: I don't have to lesson to yo- *gets aggressively kicked again* Okay! Okay! *runs off in fear*

SCENE 6:

AppleJack: Well.. Ah have to admit. Ah actually really enjoyed yer company.

Saten *anxiously* that mean-

AppeJack: Still 'just friends'.. But least ah will no longer be ashamed about calling 你 one.

Saten: So.. NOW 你 make out!?

AppleJack: Not in yer life.. But a hug. Ah can offer one of those.

Saten: Close enough *they hug softly*

随意 Stallion: Haha! Get a room!

Saten: *growls* Excuse me. *lets go of AppleJack, and being mad about the stallion ruining the moment, he punches the stallion in the face, knocking him out*

AppleJack: *briefly covers her hooves over her mouth. She clearly wasn't expecting that*

Saten: *annoyedly while heading to the carriage* Alright, let's go.

SCENE 7:

Discord: So.. Guess they're gone.

Saten; Yeah.. I can do anything I want. (takes out the weed bong again)

Discord: Umm.. I don't think they were stopping 你 from taking that.

Saten: Yeah. But they 'were' stopping me from robbing 你 bu- screw it. Give me your wallet!

Discord: Excuse me!?

Saten: 你 heard me I 说 (points knife) GIVE ME YOUR WALLET!

Discord: *(nervously hands it over)

Saten: (takes it).. This wallet sucks.. 你 have bad stuff.

SCENE 8:

小马, 柯尔特 Saten: Relax. No one is gonna make fun of yo-

Reggie: Hey! Nice eyes Derpy.. Makes 你 look even stupider then before..

Filly Derpy: *whimpers*

Saten: Hey.. Screw off Reggie. Nobody likes you.

Reggie: Screw off.. But I only just started.. (containues making fun of Derpy).

Saten: Whatever.. I'm just trying to put this 刀 away (shows a 面包 knife).

Filly Derpy: It goes in the 厨房 silly (chuckles)

小马, 柯尔特 Saten: Thank yo- (suddenly the famish rainboom happened, and it shook the ground causing Saten to loose his balance and unintentionally stab Reggie in the head, instantly killing him)

Filly Derpy: (turning away from window) 嘿 cuz did 你 se- OH MY GOD!

小马, 柯尔特 Saten: I'm sorry!

Filly Derpy: Is that Reggie!? DID 你 STAB REGGIE!?

小马, 柯尔特 Saten: It was an accident!

Filly Derpy: IS HE DEAD!?

小马, 柯尔特 Saten: I'M SOR-

SCENE 9:

AJ: (sadly) Ah.. Ah think we need ta break up

Saten: (holding large wine bottle, having finally opened it) What!? Why!?

AJ: It's.. It's just not working out.

Saten: Why!?

AJ: Well.. For one thing. Ya drink WAY ta much

Saten: No I don't! (ends up chugging down the entire bottle of wine in less then five minutes, much to AJ's shock).

Saten: (burbs)... What? I was thirsty.

AJ: Look sugercube.. I'm sorry.. But Ah need ta 移动 on towards bigger, better, things.

Saten: ... Like meth?

AJ: (annoyed) No. Not like me-

Saten: Want some?

AJ: No ah don't wan- WHY DO YA HAVE METH!?

Saten: Relax. I don't use it. I only sell it..

SCENE 10:

AJ: (happily to Twilight) Your brothers getting married!?

Saten: (laughs) What an idiot! 爱情 never lasts! (gets punched in the arm 由 AJ) Ow.

SCENE 11:

Saten: ... A, Anyway. What 你 say cutie? Wanna be my girlfriend?

Trixie: ... Fine., but on two conditions.

Saten: Only two?.. That's 'already' better then AppleJack.

Trixie: One.. I am traveling a lot. And it dosen't look I'll be in Ponyville for quite some time.. So your have to call me everyday.

Saten: Sure. I can do that, no problem.

Trixie: Two.. 你 let me work on your jealousy.

Saten: What are 你 talking about? I never have jealousy..

Stallion: 嘿 Trixie, nice sho-

Saten: (angrily punches the stallion out cold) SHE'S MINNNE!

SCENE 12:

Waiter: Here are your napkins. (Gives them napkins)

Saten: (notices Trixie has 2 extra ones)

Saten: (sudden anger) Hey! Why dose she get more!?... ARE 你 HITTING ON HER!?

Waiter: Wha-

Saten: (pounds table) I WILL FUCK 你 UP!

Waiter: (runs off in fear)

Trixie: (sighs) Honey, I thought we talked about your jealously?

Saten: I'm trying., but I don't want to end like my father after h-

Waiter 2: (hands Trixie water) Here's your wat-

Saten: (leaps onto him and starts attacking him).

SCENE 13:

Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent 足球 coach.

Saten: No problem.. I 爱情 little kids.

(later when the other team scores)

Saten: (angrily throws larn chair) DEFENSE! 你 HEARD OF DEFENCE!

Sword: 你 need to calm down. Your going crazy on me here.

Saten: (enraged) I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO LOSE!?

Sword: I-

Saten: (throws something) GOD DAMN IT MAN!. My feet are strapped to the bicycle on this one! I will do anything it takes TO WIN!.. Even it means lying!.. (prepares to 冲床 one of the fillies) 或者 PHYSICALLY HURTING SOMEONE!

Sword: (pulling him back) That's it.. No 更多 coffee for you.

SCENE 14:

Saten: (pulls over the bully to Derpy) Now., apologize.

Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.

Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That 你 so my lovely cousin a little repect.

Pony: Your cousin.. Man. Your family must be so proud have so such smart ponies.

Saten: fuck 你 man.. This is your last warning.

Derpy: (somewhat annoyed) Cousin.. Just hit him already.

Saten: (evil grin, and grabs a pole like object) Anything for 你 sweetie.. (violently smashes the ponies face in, knocking out a few teeth)

Derpy: Much better..

SCENE 15:

Saten: (hung over on the couch) (angrily) STOP WITH THE NOISES!

Pinkie: Hey.. Just cause we partied earlier doesn't mean 你 had to drink ALL the wine.

Mrs Cake: Uhh.. Anyway. would 你 mind watching the counter while I pop to the supply room? We've just received a very special order, and the ingredients need to be perfect.

Pinkie Pie: Okie-dokie-lokie.

Mrs Cake: Thanks, dear.

Pinkie: (ends up 阅读 letter addressed to the Cakes) A BABY!?..

Saten: (throws bottle at her) NO SHOUTING!

SCENE 16:

Saten: (runs up to Cadence when she's 由 herself) Hello again.

Cadence: Oh.. Hi

Saten: Say.. If our marriage ever fails, here's something to think about. (gives her a small piece of paper).

Cadence: T -This is just a phone number.

Saten: Yeah.. MY phone number.

Cadence: (uncomfortable) Oh.

Saten: Yeah.

Cadence: I'm.. I'm a little creeped out.

Saen: Good.. Than it's working

SCENE 17:

Saten: Can 你 get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. 你 have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining 说 I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over here!

Saten: (sarcastically) Well, we wouldn't want that!

Pinkie: No, see? Well, 你 absolutely would not. And furthermore, this is getting harder than ever before!

Saten: (sarcastically) You're kidding!

Pinkie: No, I am not.

Saten: (sarcastically) This is a nightmare. How will 你 ever make a decision?

Sheldon 你 see? I don't know. What should I do?

Saten: (angrily pounding table) PLEASE! PASS! THE PEPPER!

Pinkie: (passes it nervously).

Saten: Finally.. (takes the pepper and puts on his burger before he starts eating it).

SCENE 18:

Ditto: I'm not really in the mood.

Cadence: How?.. I mean 你 finally got Luna to accept being your girlfriend.

Ditto: I did.. But we've been having problems, says she loves me, but I need some sort of anger management class.

Cadence: Well.. She's not wrong.

Saten: Really? Maybe he can go to mine.

Rarity: (sarcastically) Yeah, cause it's working WONDERS with you.

Saten: (angrily) Don't judge me!.. (hears jazz playing) AND SOMEONE TURN OFF THIS STUPID MUSIC!

SCENE 19:

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back the 钱包 of my cousin, 柠檬 Heart.

Stallion: (holding 啤酒 bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only this this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What 你 mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back the 钱包 back.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the 最佳, 返回页首 of his head to start bleeding).

Stallion: (screams in pain and freaks out).

Saten: Yeah, that hurt?

Stallion: (still screaming).

Saten: That hurt?

Stallion: WHAT THE HELL!? (continues yelling).

Saten: Shouldn't of robbed my cousin.. (punches the Stallion) That's what happens, man! (punches the Stallion again).

Stallion: Oh, my God!

Saten: Yeah, that's what happens. (begins repeatedly punching him) Messed with the wrong girl, pal!

Saten Twist violently beats up the stallion, before grabbing Lemon's purse, witch was dropped 由 thief during the ordeal.

Saten: There.. 下一个 time your know better, won't you?

Stallion: (panting and badly beaten up) 你 freakin' psychopath!

Saten: (throws him towel) Yeah, clean yourself up.

SCENE 20:

Derpy: I.. I don't know about this Saten.. This place is giving me the creeps.

Saten: Relax, it'll be fine.. (knocks on the door to a old, rusty looking, trailer).

Trevor Phillips: (opens his door) Hello?

Saten: (holds contact) Hi, do 你 mind signing this contact to legalize wee-

Trevor: (suddenly punches Saten square in the nose, knocking him off the steps and onto the ground) I make a SHIT load of money selling that stuff! Last thing I can handle is legalism, NOW FUCK OFF!

Saten: (holding his nose as Derpy helps him up) 你 could of just 说 no!

Trevor: What's the fun in that?

Saten: Your a dick.

Trevor: WHAT!?.. (pulls out gun) SAY THAT AGAI- (Suddenly there's an explosion from inside the trailer).

Trevor: DAMN IT MICHAEL! I TOLD 你 NOT TO SMOKE IN HERE!

Michael: (off view) Eh, shut up!

Saten: Who's your friend?

Trevor: Why are 你 still here!? FUCK OFF!

Saten: (angrily) 你 fuck off.

Derpy: (nervously) Cousin, the guy has a gun.

Saten: Don't care!

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