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#1: JUDAS PRIEST - PAIN KILLER:

Faster than a bullet!
Terrifying scream!
Enraged and full of anger!
He's half man, and half machine!
Rides the metal monster!
Breathing smoke and fire!
Closing in with vengeance, soaring HIGH~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

Planets devastated!
Mankind's on its knees!
A saviour comes from out the skies, in answer to their pleas!
Through boiling clouds of thunder!
Blasting bolts of steel!
Evil's going under, deadly WHEELS~!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Faster than a laser bullet!
Louder than an atom bomb!
Chromium plated, boiling metal!
Brighter than a thousand suns~!

(solo)

Flying high on rapture!
Stronger free and brave!
Nevermore encaptured!
They've been brought back from the grave!
With mankind resurrected!
Forever to survive!
Returns from Armageddonm to the SKIES~!

He, is, the painkiller!
This, is, the painkiller!
Wings, of, steel!
(painkiller!)
Deadly, wheels!
(painkiller!)

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

He, is, the painkiller!

This, is, the painkiller!

PAIN!!

PAIN!!

KILLER!!

KILLER!!

PAIN!!

PAIN!!

KILLER!!

KILLER!!

Can't, stop, the, pain killer~!

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DROWNING POOL ENAMY:

The words 你 used were mine
你 used a thousand times
Doesn't make them what I've bled!
I hated you, I loathed you
Though felt, I never let the words begin to spill!

MAKE ME SICK!
TILL I CAN'T BREATH!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!
Silence me, so I can't be!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!

I walk the high road away from you!
God knows what I've been through!
This is the life I have, this is the life I choose!
I walked away, the high road away from you!
Walk away, walk away, 你 made an enemy!

I never, I never wanted!
I never wanted to poison 或者 burn through!
Labeled malcontent, 由 bastards of decent!
Excuse this place I stand, words are to elude you!

MAKE ME SICK!
TILL I CAN'T BREATH!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!
Silence me, so I can't be!
NEVER WANT TO BE YOUR ENAMY!!

I walk the high road away from you!
God knows what I've been through!
This is the life I have, this is the life I choose!
I walked away, the high road away from you!
Walk away, walk away, 你 made an enemy~!

Deep inside realize never want to be your enemy
Change me, rearrange me, make me your enemy
(YEAH!!)
Deep inside realize never want to be your enemy
(WALK AWAY FROM!!)
Change me, rearrange me, make me your enemy
(ENAMY! YEAH!!)
Deep inside realize never want to be your enemy
(WALK AWAY FROM!!)
Change me, rearrange me, make me your enemy
(YOUR ENAMY!)

I walk the high road away from you!
God knows what I've been through!
This is the life I have, this is the life I choose!
I walked away, the high road away from you!
Walk away, walk away, 你 made an enemy~!

The high road away from you!

Walk away, walk away, 你 made an enemy~!

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OFFSPRING - HAMMERHEAD

I am the one, camouflage and guns
Risk my life to keep my people from harm
Authority vested in me
I sacrifice with my brothers in arms

Through this doorway
Whats on the other side
Never knowing
Exactly what Ill find

Locked and loaded
Voices screaming, lets go
Come on do it, here we go

I'll take a life, that others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head
Where itll end nobody knows

I'll take a life, ten others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
Its playing over and over in my head
Where itll end nobody knows

Stay the course, reasonable force
I believe I serve a greater good
Smoke and dust, enemies are crushed
Nothing left, where a man once stood

Through this doorway
Whats on the other side
Never knowing
Exactly what Ill find

Locked and loaded
Voices screaming, lets go
But Im just doing what Im told

I'll take a life, that others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
I'll shut my eyes, it hammers in my head
Where itll end nobody knows

I'll take this life, ten others may live
Oh, thats just the way it goes
Its playing over and over in my head
Where it begins and where itll end nobody knows

嘿 go

Bang, bang, it hammers in my head
Bang, bang, it hammers in my head
Bang, bang, it hammers in my head
In my head, in my head

Yeah, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I will fear no evil for Thou art with me
Locked and loaded gonna find my truth
Now Im busting through, all hell breaks loose

And 你 can all hide behind your desks now
And 你 can cry, Teacher, come help me
Through 你 all, my aim is true

My
My aim is true
My aim is true

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KORN - NEVER AROUND:

Hate is all around.
If 你 see what I see.
Definitely something's going on.
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

THE LYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
爱情 IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind really is the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Let's turn this around.
I'll look down on me.
Now I see what's going on.
Warned about 你 all and not me.

THE PRYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
爱情 IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
My mind is really the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So! let go
And I will kill this unease.

(maniacal laughter)

AHHHHHHHHHH!

(maniacal laughter)

Hate is all around.
(HAWHAWHAWHAW!!)
If 你 see what I see.
(HAHAHAW!!)
Definitely something's going on.
(AHH!! AHH!!)
These fingers.
Pointed at me.
(WHAHAHAW!)
Pointed at me.
(WHAHAHAW!!)
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind is really the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!
DASH LUCIA:
Not much is known about her past, other than the fact her mother died during child birth, her father is mentioned as to have been abusive, and her sister died in a hospital. Leaving her without a true family, and she became a heavy drinker, and took to robbing gas stores, and other minor crimes.

Eventually, after being spared 由 Patrick "Packie" McReary, she met his younger sister Kate, and eventually befriended her. Witch lead to her meeting the rest of the McReary's, who became her new family, and before long she became part of the McReary crime organization (despite not even being...
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Yes, it's probably stealing Wind's idea, but who cares, I'm a dick to him anyway.. :)

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#1: THE ORGINAL NIGHTMARE ON ELMS 街, 街道 (1980's):
Wanna see why the hell I like Freddy Krueger?
Well, for those that probably only know him from the shitty remake, I can see why it'll be confusing.
Watch the original.
This is BEFORE Freddy became "troll", and was actually trying to be scary.
And take it from me, Freddy IS terrifying in this one.
He's the type of guy waiting the shadows, toying with 你 instead of killing 你 straight away.
And...
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added by Canada24
Source: Crazed Twilight Sparkle
#1:
Vanilla Ice: So what’s it like?
Girl: What’s what like?
Ice: 你 know, having.. Parents.. Brothers.. All that, stuff.. Y’know?
Jon (dressed as alien): I am simple asking a normal human question, out of, curiousity, and not for my, deta, HUMAAAAAN!!!

#2:
Jon (singing Whitney Houston): AND IIIIIIIIIIII (HOLY SHIT!!) WILL ALWAYS 爱情 YOU, I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’D DO THIS TO ME! GOD DAMMIT, HOW CAN 你 DO THIS TO ME!!!

#3:
Ben: That's a fake. That's not my sister.
Jenny: Ben I know those people.
Jon: PROOFF!!!

#4:
Nito (gets disturbingly close to the girls)
Debbie: We're...
Macie: Just leaving:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony. We know this is a comedy show, but today, we have some tragic news.
Master Sword: Cosmic 彩虹 is dead.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: He was playing video games when the Warner Bros assassin killed him.
Saten Twist: *Appears* Why couldn't it have been me?!
Tom: Yes, why couldn't it have been you?!
Saten Twist: Why did we have to lose a valuable member on our show?!
Tom: Why are we still stuck...
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So today we are talking a "movie" from 1987.

Staring Nicholas Cage at his "cagiest", this is a very bizzare fiilm, that my cousin and I watched while drunk. Cause like The Room, that is the only way TOO watch this film.. Still a better vampire film than Twilight though.

I read somewhere the point of this was, Cage and director seeing how much can they get away with until someone says to stop.

link

Guess we should talk about the plot..

Peter Lowe is a young literary agent whose life revolves around business and decadence. During one of his many ne-night stands, Peter's apartment is invaded 由 a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" from Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme from KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion from Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

And Featuring Stylo from Jimmythedragon

Episode 20

Another Way To Lie

January 7, 1953

It was a snowy 日 in Cheyenne. Everypony was working their hardest. Except Gordon. He was being very lazy, and refused to get a train out of the station.

Pete: Why won't 你 work this time?
Gordon: Because, I need help to repair this locomotive....
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posted by Canada24
"Gracie, 你 alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, 你 animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for 你 sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, 表演 like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF 你 FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy 你 guys enjoyed even 更多 then I "thought" 你 people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless 你 like stupid comedies 由 an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid 粉丝 fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
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Anyone who's seen my 阿凡达 photo, can clearly guess who my 最喜爱的 Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story 由 him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The 标题 is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..
posted by Canada24
 Vaas
Vaas
Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are 你 okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. 你 think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and 更多 time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to Mirage* Mister, we need your help!...
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PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The 显示 seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking 图片 and 粉丝 arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the 苹果 ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their 苹果 names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character...
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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn
video
song
#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) 你 CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, 你 look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) 你 do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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