Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill 你 both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell 你 all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill 你 both, slice 你 open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear 你 up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: 嘿 Ty? Who 你 think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set 由 our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE 你 ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. 你 heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome 你 freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: 你 think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask 你 something? Did 你 have to live the rest of your life with your best 老友记 life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So 你 can take your god damn 报道 and shove it up your ass... And let me tell 你 something else.. 你 did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that 你 created... So 你 live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how 你 like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few 秒 were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe 你 want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, 你 WISH 你 had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are 你 such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) 你 oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Let's be honest EVERYONE knows about this dude.
Unless your from a dead beat country like (insert town of one of my 粉丝 pop friends) 你 know it's Jason-Fucking-Voorhees.
The machete dude.. The undead monster.. The "stab 你 for no reason" undead dude.
Frankly I don't think I have ever actually SEEN the Friday the 13th series.. I know who Jason Voorhees IS.. I mean, I seen Freddy VS Jason..
Such an underrated movie..
But anyway. I finally seen this series..
But too be honest..
I don't find these 电影院 actually very good.
Their not BAD.. There just kinda stupid..
Witch is weird coming from...
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Unless your from a dead beat country like (insert town of one of my 粉丝 pop friends) 你 know it's Jason-Fucking-Voorhees.
The machete dude.. The undead monster.. The "stab 你 for no reason" undead dude.
Frankly I don't think I have ever actually SEEN the Friday the 13th series.. I know who Jason Voorhees IS.. I mean, I seen Freddy VS Jason..
Such an underrated movie..
But anyway. I finally seen this series..
But too be honest..
I don't find these 电影院 actually very good.
Their not BAD.. There just kinda stupid..
Witch is weird coming from...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 鲨鱼 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST 鸡皮疙瘩 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps 或者 something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 鲨鱼 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST 鸡皮疙瘩 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps 或者 something.. That face image fucked me up..
