Phillip Clyde: I'm going to kill 你 both. Then, I'm going to drain all your blood, take out your bones, put your body in a big chair with some elves and reindeer, and sit on your lap and tell 你 all the cool shit I want for Christmas.
Elliot Salem: This guy *clearly* had a messed up childhood.
Tyson Rios: [scoff] Ya think?
#2:
Phillip Clyde: No problem, fuck-o.
[gives the middle finger and jumps off the ship]
Elliot Salem: "Fuck-o"?. Who says that!?
#3:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna kill 你 both, slice 你 open and go to an aerobics class waring your intestines for leg warmers!
Elliot Salem: I mean - does that even make sense?
#4:
Phillip Clyde: I'm gonna tear 你 up so bad, your own momma ain't gonna recognize you.
Elliot Salem: Yo - leave my momma out of this!
#5:
Salem: 嘿 Ty? Who 你 think the best rapper in the Wu- Tang Clan is?
Rios: Elliot.. We just got set 由 our boss.. Are careers are over.. And were in a life and death situation WHY ARE 你 ASKING ME THIS SHIT WAIT NOW!?
Salem: A lot of people say it's the WZA.. But I kinda like Ghostface Killah... Actually I don't think I ever heard the U God album. 你 heard that?
#6:
Salem: Yeah you're welcome 你 freakin nutcase. WORST! ZOO! EVER!
#7:
Rios: I don't like shooting animals.
Salen: (mockingly) ohh.. Your a good boy Charlie Brown
#8:
Elliot: 你 think I made the right choice? Good, I'm glad.. But let me ask 你 something? Did 你 have to live the rest of your life with your best 老友记 life on hands?... I didn't think so.. So 你 can take your god damn 报道 and shove it up your ass... And let me tell 你 something else.. 你 did this.. Not that manic.. He's just a god damn monster that 你 created... So 你 live with that!
#9:
Murrey: Welcome to Shanghai boys, how 你 like it so far?
Elliot: I feel tall!
#10:
Salem: ... I want to kill him... Just need ONE clear shot at him.
#11:
Salem: An elevator? Hell no.. I'm not dying in a box!
#12:
Elliot: Okay.. I think we have a few 秒 were no one's trying to kill us.
#13:
Rios: Any bright ideas?
Salem: The brightest!
#14:
Rios: I can't believe 你 want to do these private contacts when we JUST got set up.
Salem: Hey.. A man's got to eat.
Rios: Your unbelievable
#15:
Salem: Yo. That was so badass, 你 WISH 你 had moves like that.
#16:
Rios: That's him!
Salem: No shit!
#17:
Salem: Sense when are 你 such a god damn boy scot!?
#18:
Salem and Rios both: Howaa!
#19:
Salem: (to Rios) 你 oh me a soda.
#20:
Salem: Let's just get the job done and see what happens
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Seanthehedgehog Presents
Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9
Discorded
Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes 你 is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.
We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.
Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.
Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: *singing* Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up 更多 stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw 你 enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are 你 doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side 由 side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now 你 understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look 前锋, 期待 to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.
Song (Start at 0:27): link
Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got 分裂, 拆分 into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.
The song...
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik says "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but instantly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"
In case 你 are wondering, ani is korean for no.
Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a 街, 街道 to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a 小马 get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the 小马 was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then...
Song (Start at 3:14): link
Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are 你 doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the 日 after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and 你 can definitely wait for success.
Kevin: What-what? Don't...
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Kevin: *Walks into the center of a white background* Who are you, and what are 你 doing here?! *Laughing* Got you, didn't I? You're here for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories, aren't you? Well, two things. One, this is the wrong club. It's on SeanTheHedgehog's, Eula2003's, and WindWakerGuy430's personal clubs. Second, it's not Saturday yet. That's going to be the 日 after tomorrow. We're going to have new shows joining our lineup, and that's a good thing. Variety is the key to success, and 你 can definitely wait for success.
Kevin: What-what? Don't...
