THE STORY OF DITTO:
Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?
Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. 你 'deserved' something 更多 special.. Don't 你 feel honored, love?
Twilight: 你 MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..
Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No 更多 Celestia! and, no, more, you!
AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE 你 have a family! Everyone always has a family, don't they.. Well not me.. Not anymore.. Anything I ever loved was always taken away from me!.. Not even Chrysalis likes me anymore.. So what's the point of caring anymore.. I don't care about anything anymore. Not even you!
Scootaloo: ................ Ohh.. That's so sad. No wonder your a big meanie.
Ditto: (annoyed) No. No. Don't pity me, Hate me! FEAR ME!
Scootaloo: (pets him) There, there.
Ditto: (getting angry) Stop that! Why aren't 你 scared of me!?
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DITTO RETURNS:
Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Cheerful, aren't cha?
Ditto: I don't got much to be cheerful for. Little one..
Ditto: What even are those things?
Rarity: 你 mean Diamond Dogs?
Ditto: Yeah. I've been around a long long time, saw everything from Luna becoming Nightmare moon, to 皇后乐队 of the changelings having a nice side. But I STILL never heard of such things,
Pinkie: Jeez.. how old ARE you!?
Ditto: .......... I keep forgetting..
Ganger: (kidnapped Ditto's little friend Scootaloo as leverage)
Ditto: 你 took it too far Ganger!
Ganger: Yeah, well. that's how it works sometimes..
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SWEET 苹果 MASSACRE SPOOF:
Ditto: (was made into Canterlot's police chief after his redemption). I'll do my best to stop him.
Luna: Great.. But try to keep them alive this time.
Ditto: (whining) 你 can't keep blaming me for that.
ONE WEEK EARLIER:
Prisoner: Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?
Ditto: For the last ti- (accidently fires the gun he's holding, killing the prisoner)..
Luna: (scared) What was that!?
Ditto: (looks over) Aww, shit, I shot him in the face.
LUNA: (angry) WHAT!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD 你 DO THAT!?
Ditto: Wow.. Never heard 你 swear...... It's kinda hot.
Luna: Shut up! I can't believe 你 would kill someone like that!. I mean, I knew 你 were always kinda crazy bu-
Ditto: I'm not crazy! It was an accident!
Luna: GOD! I'm gonna need a shower.
Ditto: (pervertly) Ohh.. Thanks for the 'vision'.
Luna: (annoyed) Shut up.. I'm not in the mood.
Ditto: We're looking for Big Mac. Stop him before murders 更多 people.
(laugh track)
Ditto: Wait, how is that funny!?
Tom Foolery: They think EVERYTHING is funny sir.
(laugh track)
Tom: see.
Ditto: Big Macintose. 你 are under arrest for the murders of... Shit. I never got their names.
Big Mac: (aims gun at Scootaloo causing Ditto to go crazy. Tackle him to the ground, and violently break his arm).
Ditto: 你 ever threaten my Scootaloo like that again, and I'll rip your FUCKIN HEAD OFF!!
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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:
Ditto: (appears in Scootaloo's dream) 嘿 Squirt.
Scoot: D- Ditto?
Ditto: Yep.. Luny was busy so she sent me instead. Plus Celestia is trying to lose a bit of weight and dosen't want there for it.
Scootaloo: Really?.. What did 你 do?
Ditto: Nothing. I did nothing.
Scootaloo: (unconvinced)
Ditto: (sighs) one little fat joke..
Scootaloo: She didn't take it so well huh?
Ditto: Well.. I'm here.
Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?
Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. 你 'deserved' something 更多 special.. Don't 你 feel honored, love?
Twilight: 你 MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..
Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No 更多 Celestia! and, no, more, you!
AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE 你 have a family! Everyone always has a family, don't they.. Well not me.. Not anymore.. Anything I ever loved was always taken away from me!.. Not even Chrysalis likes me anymore.. So what's the point of caring anymore.. I don't care about anything anymore. Not even you!
Scootaloo: ................ Ohh.. That's so sad. No wonder your a big meanie.
Ditto: (annoyed) No. No. Don't pity me, Hate me! FEAR ME!
Scootaloo: (pets him) There, there.
Ditto: (getting angry) Stop that! Why aren't 你 scared of me!?
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DITTO RETURNS:
Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Cheerful, aren't cha?
Ditto: I don't got much to be cheerful for. Little one..
Ditto: What even are those things?
Rarity: 你 mean Diamond Dogs?
Ditto: Yeah. I've been around a long long time, saw everything from Luna becoming Nightmare moon, to 皇后乐队 of the changelings having a nice side. But I STILL never heard of such things,
Pinkie: Jeez.. how old ARE you!?
Ditto: .......... I keep forgetting..
Ganger: (kidnapped Ditto's little friend Scootaloo as leverage)
Ditto: 你 took it too far Ganger!
Ganger: Yeah, well. that's how it works sometimes..
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SWEET 苹果 MASSACRE SPOOF:
Ditto: (was made into Canterlot's police chief after his redemption). I'll do my best to stop him.
Luna: Great.. But try to keep them alive this time.
Ditto: (whining) 你 can't keep blaming me for that.
ONE WEEK EARLIER:
Prisoner: Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?
Ditto: For the last ti- (accidently fires the gun he's holding, killing the prisoner)..
Luna: (scared) What was that!?
Ditto: (looks over) Aww, shit, I shot him in the face.
LUNA: (angry) WHAT!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD 你 DO THAT!?
Ditto: Wow.. Never heard 你 swear...... It's kinda hot.
Luna: Shut up! I can't believe 你 would kill someone like that!. I mean, I knew 你 were always kinda crazy bu-
Ditto: I'm not crazy! It was an accident!
Luna: GOD! I'm gonna need a shower.
Ditto: (pervertly) Ohh.. Thanks for the 'vision'.
Luna: (annoyed) Shut up.. I'm not in the mood.
Ditto: We're looking for Big Mac. Stop him before murders 更多 people.
(laugh track)
Ditto: Wait, how is that funny!?
Tom Foolery: They think EVERYTHING is funny sir.
(laugh track)
Tom: see.
Ditto: Big Macintose. 你 are under arrest for the murders of... Shit. I never got their names.
Big Mac: (aims gun at Scootaloo causing Ditto to go crazy. Tackle him to the ground, and violently break his arm).
Ditto: 你 ever threaten my Scootaloo like that again, and I'll rip your FUCKIN HEAD OFF!!
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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:
Ditto: (appears in Scootaloo's dream) 嘿 Squirt.
Scoot: D- Ditto?
Ditto: Yep.. Luny was busy so she sent me instead. Plus Celestia is trying to lose a bit of weight and dosen't want there for it.
Scootaloo: Really?.. What did 你 do?
Ditto: Nothing. I did nothing.
Scootaloo: (unconvinced)
Ditto: (sighs) one little fat joke..
Scootaloo: She didn't take it so well huh?
Ditto: Well.. I'm here.
THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy 你 guys enjoyed even 更多 then I "thought" 你 people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless 你 like stupid comedies 由 an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid 粉丝 fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy 你 guys enjoyed even 更多 then I "thought" 你 people would..."
SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless 你 like stupid comedies 由 an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid 粉丝 fiction site... :)"
ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"
CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
Anyone who's seen my 阿凡达 photo, can clearly guess who my 最喜爱的 Hellsing character is.
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story 由 him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The 标题 is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
And in honor of this, I decided to review a story 由 him.
And despite there being all these great stories of.
I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.
The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).
Anyway.
As for the story itself.
The 标题 is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.
The story itself.
Well.. I have nothing to say.
But trust me.
It's bad..
Vaas
I know I did this kinda 列表 before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..
Mine has 图片 so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtobe videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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Mine has 图片 so your know the difference..
#10: LORD FRIEZA
I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtobe videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
