Humphrey: heeey Kate!
Kate: oh, what's up?
Humphrey: I went to eat berries!
Kate: wait wait which berries?
Humphrey: the ones over there... why?
Kate:... Humphrey... those Michael Bays berries....
Humphrey: wait wha-- *he explodes*
Kate: great I got blood all over me.
Runt: 嘿 mommy I found these weird berries!
Kate: wait son no those aren't normal berries the--
Runt: wha--? *his eye pupils go big to where his eyes are black and now his seeing colorful stuff* mommy... this is so cool!
REALITY
*Runt is having a seizure and drooling out of his mouth*
Kate: goddamn it Runt...
Stinky: I found these weird looking green berries. *eats a few*
Kate: Stinky those are shreked berries.
Stinky: w-what??? *odd green goo comes out of his mouth* what is this???
Kate: bye stinky!
*Shrek flew down and kidnaps Stinky to a horrible place far far away*
Claudette: mommy mommy *blows up from the ground*
Kate: GODDAMN IT MICHAEL BAY!!!
Michael Bay: sorry... *presses a button and blows up Jasper Park as Kate goes flying to the moon, while smoke is coming off her ass, visiting Nicholas Cage on the moon*
Nicholas Cage: Hello, I like 浓情巧克力 cake.
Kate: *lands on her face and lives still* I... I like cake!
Nicholas Cage: .... *throws cake at her face as the moon blows up*
Michael Bay: T-t-thats all folks!!!! :D
Kate: oh, what's up?
Humphrey: I went to eat berries!
Kate: wait wait which berries?
Humphrey: the ones over there... why?
Kate:... Humphrey... those Michael Bays berries....
Humphrey: wait wha-- *he explodes*
Kate: great I got blood all over me.
Runt: 嘿 mommy I found these weird berries!
Kate: wait son no those aren't normal berries the--
Runt: wha--? *his eye pupils go big to where his eyes are black and now his seeing colorful stuff* mommy... this is so cool!
REALITY
*Runt is having a seizure and drooling out of his mouth*
Kate: goddamn it Runt...
Stinky: I found these weird looking green berries. *eats a few*
Kate: Stinky those are shreked berries.
Stinky: w-what??? *odd green goo comes out of his mouth* what is this???
Kate: bye stinky!
*Shrek flew down and kidnaps Stinky to a horrible place far far away*
Claudette: mommy mommy *blows up from the ground*
Kate: GODDAMN IT MICHAEL BAY!!!
Michael Bay: sorry... *presses a button and blows up Jasper Park as Kate goes flying to the moon, while smoke is coming off her ass, visiting Nicholas Cage on the moon*
Nicholas Cage: Hello, I like 浓情巧克力 cake.
Kate: *lands on her face and lives still* I... I like cake!
Nicholas Cage: .... *throws cake at her face as the moon blows up*
Michael Bay: T-t-thats all folks!!!! :D
On a warm 日 in jasper park lilly went with garth to watch out for enimies around the border.
Lillys pov
Lilly:Garth when can we go 首页 im sleepy
Garth:we can go when the sun goes down
Lilly:who are those guys
Garth:what?
figures seen in the distance
Garth:Shit GO GET WINSTON
Lilly: on it
Kates pov
Kate:whats going on
Garth:we might be under attack. *pulls out pistol*
Kate: where is Lilly
Lilly:we're here
Winston:whats going on?!
Garth:we might be under attack we need to form alphas just in case the 狼 are a threat to us.
*Screaming*
find out what happens 下一个 in chapter 2
Lillys pov
Lilly:Garth when can we go 首页 im sleepy
Garth:we can go when the sun goes down
Lilly:who are those guys
Garth:what?
figures seen in the distance
Garth:Shit GO GET WINSTON
Lilly: on it
Kates pov
Kate:whats going on
Garth:we might be under attack. *pulls out pistol*
Kate: where is Lilly
Lilly:we're here
Winston:whats going on?!
Garth:we might be under attack we need to form alphas just in case the 狼 are a threat to us.
*Screaming*
find out what happens 下一个 in chapter 2
