Humphrey: heeey Kate!
Kate: oh, what's up?
Humphrey: I went to eat berries!
Kate: wait wait which berries?
Humphrey: the ones over there... why?
Kate:... Humphrey... those Michael Bays berries....
Humphrey: wait wha-- *he explodes*
Kate: great I got blood all over me.
Runt: 嘿 mommy I found these weird berries!
Kate: wait son no those aren't normal berries the--
Runt: wha--? *his eye pupils go big to where his eyes are black and now his seeing colorful stuff* mommy... this is so cool!
REALITY
*Runt is having a seizure and drooling out of his mouth*
Kate: goddamn it Runt...
Stinky: I found these weird looking green berries. *eats a few*
Kate: Stinky those are shreked berries.
Stinky: w-what??? *odd green goo comes out of his mouth* what is this???
Kate: bye stinky!
*Shrek flew down and kidnaps Stinky to a horrible place far far away*
Claudette: mommy mommy *blows up from the ground*
Kate: GODDAMN IT MICHAEL BAY!!!
Michael Bay: sorry... *presses a button and blows up Jasper Park as Kate goes flying to the moon, while smoke is coming off her ass, visiting Nicholas Cage on the moon*
Nicholas Cage: Hello, I like 浓情巧克力 cake.
Kate: *lands on her face and lives still* I... I like cake!
Nicholas Cage: .... *throws cake at her face as the moon blows up*
Michael Bay: T-t-thats all folks!!!! :D
Kate: oh, what's up?
Humphrey: I went to eat berries!
Kate: wait wait which berries?
Humphrey: the ones over there... why?
Kate:... Humphrey... those Michael Bays berries....
Humphrey: wait wha-- *he explodes*
Kate: great I got blood all over me.
Runt: 嘿 mommy I found these weird berries!
Kate: wait son no those aren't normal berries the--
Runt: wha--? *his eye pupils go big to where his eyes are black and now his seeing colorful stuff* mommy... this is so cool!
REALITY
*Runt is having a seizure and drooling out of his mouth*
Kate: goddamn it Runt...
Stinky: I found these weird looking green berries. *eats a few*
Kate: Stinky those are shreked berries.
Stinky: w-what??? *odd green goo comes out of his mouth* what is this???
Kate: bye stinky!
*Shrek flew down and kidnaps Stinky to a horrible place far far away*
Claudette: mommy mommy *blows up from the ground*
Kate: GODDAMN IT MICHAEL BAY!!!
Michael Bay: sorry... *presses a button and blows up Jasper Park as Kate goes flying to the moon, while smoke is coming off her ass, visiting Nicholas Cage on the moon*
Nicholas Cage: Hello, I like 浓情巧克力 cake.
Kate: *lands on her face and lives still* I... I like cake!
Nicholas Cage: .... *throws cake at her face as the moon blows up*
Michael Bay: T-t-thats all folks!!!! :D
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This is a disclaimer that I am not competing with A&O, I am not trying to set a opinion of the movie and/or affect the market, And I am not editing the actual film, just screenshots. I am in no way saying that I own A&O and other Tm's such as characters, though I am saying the 编辑 shots are mine, though I give credit to lions gate and the A&O film. These 图片 are parodies which are not meant to harm anything in any way. This is a parody NOT a satire. I have asked crest 动画片 for permission before but have not gotten a reply.
THIS IS A PARODY
Hank666
Fanpop.com
CHAPTER 1:On one fall afternoon me and Kate woke up first before i did.And she 说 to me:wake up sleepy head"she whispered.so i did wake up from my sleep and i said:good afternoon Kate."and she'd replied to me:good after to 你 Humphrey".then we started to walk down the 爬坡道, 小山 and wait for the pack to come with us and as they came to stop beside us and they said:so are we hunting today?"and i said:yes we are!"so we started to wait for a an ambush for the caribou and we got one caribou and take back to the 巢穴, den, 书房 and ate it. the end of this part!see 更多 on www.fanpop.com/alpha and omega/articles.enjoy this one!see 你 guys there!slydog117.(best friend).