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please forgive
what I've done
my sin
lies,hits,words,suicide,murder
and more.

why?
why do we lie?
why do we hit?
why do we kill?
why is the 问题
for one and all
the sins
my sins
the sin's of people
the anger
the lie's

why is the 问题 to ask
pain,sorrow and every emotion
the 心 feels can be forgiven
but some can not be forgiven
some won't be forgiven
and those are sins
forever burned within your heart
never to be erased


that's how I feel
this is for those
who have someone
who won't forgive
your sin
don't drive that person
away.

Because i did and now
my sin
has been
burned
由 the flames of hell
never to return
and I'm deeply
sorry.
posted by keEeEeToOo
The adventure began when Jenny sat 下一个 to a gian ear.
"I'm too hot and tired to go any further!"
she said. "We left the oasis hours ago. It's time for a rest." She put her bag on the hot rock beside her and then exclaimed, "Look at this! It's an anormous ear!"
She stood up and brushed a little sand off the rock. "Here's an eye... and down here, there's a nose. It's a huge face!"
Uncle Jim was amazed. "It's a head of a statue," he said. "But why is it here, in the middle of the desert?"
Pete was looking at the ground. "These big flat stones look like a floor," he said.
He stepped onto the first stone....
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1.I don't want a boy to be cool!I just want him to threat me nice.
2.A boy has to be mature and take this relationship like it's something serious
3.I can't stand a boy who 评论 and says bad things about my 老友记 (no matter if they are boys 或者 girls)
4.It's okay for a boy to watch cartoons,but I don't like when he watches porn.
5.I don't mind if a boy plays video games but he still has to 显示 his head in the real world
6.It's not a problem if a boy accidentally touches me...on the...well...boobs...But Accidentaly!If our relationship is really strong (say about 7 months) then I can allow him!...
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Miley doesn't want her parents to break up, and this may be why she is 表演 the way she is.

Although Miley wants them to stay together, it looks as though the things that sperate Tish and Billy are 更多 than those that bring them together.

Even Billy Ray, Miley's father, has told her to give up on trying to bring he her mom back together again. He has 说 that is is not going to work.

“You’ve got to stop trying to get us back together. Our marriage isn’t fixable — we are getting divorced,” Billy told his superstar daughter.

“You’ve always taught me that 你 have to work hard...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the 最佳, 返回页首 of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy 熊 and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. 你 hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as 你 can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say 你 were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a 随意 person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive 你 cheated on me with that whore" and point to a 随意 girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If 你 are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If 你 are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz 或者 dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.
posted by ShiningsTar542
This is a yummy and easy recipe. Perfect for a summer treat!

Here is what 你 are going to need to make the pie:

* 1 sm. pkg. 柠檬 Jello
* 1 tall can evaporated milk
* 2 eggs,
* 1 c. sugar
* 1 1/2 c. pineapple 果汁

First, beat eggs in a large pot add then add sugar and pineapple juice.

Then ask an adult for help. Mixing, bring sauce to a boil. Remove from heat and add 柠檬 Jello.

Then, cool in a pan of water 或者 ice (about 1 hour).

Put evaporated 牛奶 in the largest 混合器, 混音器 bowl and set into freezer until ice forms around edges. Then whip in 混合器, 混音器 until stiff peaks form.

Now 你 are half way there.

下一个 add the first mixture that has been cooling, in a slow stream and continue to beat until all is mixed together.

Pour into 2 (9") pie crust (or use vanilla crust).

Ready to eat? Not yet! Refrigerate at least 2 hours before serving.

Yum!
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posted by shomill
respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand 你 and and 你 and them both would be much happer if 你 weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened 由 a lifetime of emotional bondage
posted by sapherequeen
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:)
I just want to take the time to thank everyone here who has known me, been on my side, is a 粉丝 of me, cares about me, etc. :)

I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D

I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on 潮流粉丝俱乐部 towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)

I am me again. I 爱情 and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of 你 for the rest of my life :)

I 爱情 你 all! Have a beautiful, wonderful 日 :D
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I do think that 你 probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add 更多 to the 列表 when I find 更多 sites I think 你 should probably avoid. So if anyone sends 你 链接 to the following sites, 你 have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad 由 the name of the 网址 but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS 你 ARE A SICKO I ADVISE 你 NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
goatsemarathon.com
biblecamp.info...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as 你 are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let 你 see us cry, unless we want 你 to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if 你 are interested. But we will later deny it 或者 make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot 或者 sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for 你 (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if 你 don't like what we wear...
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posted by CullenProperty
1.    Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.
2. Guys 爱情 flirts.
3. A guy can like 你 for a minute, and then forget 你 afterwards.
4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
5. "Are 你 doing something?" 或者 "Have 你 eaten already?" are the first usual 问题 a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.
6. Guys may be flirting around all 日 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
7. When a guy really likes you,...
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A
Abbess
Ablaze
Ace
Acid
Adamant
Aegis
Airspeed
Alaczar (Spanish: Fortress)
AlleyCat
Animus
Anti-Matter Man
Aqualung (guy with frog powers)
Arc
ArchAngel
Argus
犰狳
Arsenal
Asmodeus
Astra
Atomaestro
Avion
Axe (a brick with an axe)

B
BackFlash

Ballistique
Banelord
Baron K
梭鱼, 梭子鱼
Basalt
Battery
Bile
Billy Blue Blazes (a speedster)
Bird of Prey
Black Adept
Blackbody
Black 鹘, 猎鹰 (Brick/Martial Artist)
Black Light
Blackmane
BlackShadow
Blackthorne
Black 狼
Blade Song
Blast Off
Bloodletter
Bloodstone (a magic-based mentalist with a crystal...
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posted by chowjoyi
41 ways to annoy your parents



1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If 你 have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your 老友记 come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary 老友记 that 你 ask their opinion of everything.

7. After 你 have your bath, 包, 换行 a bath towel around 你 and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask...
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1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 分钟 stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a 爱情 scene, reach over in front of 你 and cover a 随意 person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your 座位 and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person 下一个 to 你 and say, “you never know”....
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