Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in 爱情 with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do 你 mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like 你 like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell 你 later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why 你 don't like me! Boy: Do 你 really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his 老友记 would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her 心 out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want 你 to go home, ok? I'll be 首页 from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I 爱情 you. Girl: I 爱情 你 too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: Bye The girl heads 首页 and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Girl: I'm not pretty enough... She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came 首页 and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door. Mom: Honey? Are 你 alright? She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror were these words written in blood: "Am I pretty enough now?" No one deserves to be told that 由 someone they love. If 你 find it messed up then 前锋, 期待 this to everyone 你 know. A PERSON'S APPEARANCE DOESN'T COUNT!! What counts is their 心 inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough... Repost this in 5 Min 或者 something bad will happen 2 U tomorrow saying- NO GIRL DESERVES TO HEAR THIS
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My 浓情巧克力
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too 酸, 酸奶
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My 葡萄 stepped on a 表 lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My 浓情巧克力
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too 酸, 酸奶
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My 葡萄 stepped on a 表 lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the 秒 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get hit 由 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get to the 秒 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: To get hit 由 my car.
Q: Why did the woman 交叉, 十字架 the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell 你 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person 你 don't know
2)Then twirl another 随意 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 随意 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 唱歌 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and 显示 them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 随意 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person 你 don't know
2)Then twirl another 随意 persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a 随意 persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 唱歌 the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and 显示 them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a 随意 person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
