Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in 爱情 with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do 你 mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like 你 like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell 你 later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why 你 don't like me! Boy: Do 你 really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his 老友记 would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her 心 out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want 你 to go home, ok? I'll be 首页 from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I 爱情 you. Girl: I 爱情 你 too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: Bye The girl heads 首页 and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Girl: I'm not pretty enough... She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came 首页 and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door. Mom: Honey? Are 你 alright? She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror were these words written in blood: "Am I pretty enough now?" No one deserves to be told that 由 someone they love. If 你 find it messed up then 前锋, 期待 this to everyone 你 know. A PERSON'S APPEARANCE DOESN'T COUNT!! What counts is their 心 inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough... Repost this in 5 Min 或者 something bad will happen 2 U tomorrow saying- NO GIRL DESERVES TO HEAR THIS
Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered 由 our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 秒 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call 你 forth.
Hoping 你 are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered 由 our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 秒 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call 你 forth.
Hoping 你 are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's 音乐 teacher once 说 of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school 篮球 team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt 迪士尼 because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a 月 and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's 音乐 teacher once 说 of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school 篮球 team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt 迪士尼 because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a 月 and dropped out forever.
There are immortal stories on 爱人 and immortal 语录 on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, 爱情 has never failed but only the 爱人 have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
