Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in 爱情 with you. Boy: Ok... Girl: What do 你 mean "ok"? Boy: I don't like 你 like that... Girl: Why not? Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time... From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell 你 later. Finally the girl got fed up. Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why 你 don't like me! Boy: Do 你 really wanna know why? Girl: Yes! Boy: It's because you're uglier than freaking crap! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?! Girl: But... I... Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! (Knowing he loved her to but was afraid of what his 老友记 would think) The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her 心 out. Then her cell phone rings. Girl: Hello? Mom: Sweetheart? I want 你 to go home, ok? I'll be 首页 from work in a few hours. Girl: Alright Mom. Mom: I 爱情 you. Girl: I 爱情 你 too, Mom. Mom: Bye Bye. Girl: Bye The girl heads 首页 and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror. Girl: I'm not pretty enough... She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came 首页 and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door. Mom: Honey? Are 你 alright? She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror were these words written in blood: "Am I pretty enough now?" No one deserves to be told that 由 someone they love. If 你 find it messed up then 前锋, 期待 this to everyone 你 know. A PERSON'S APPEARANCE DOESN'T COUNT!! What counts is their 心 inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough... Repost this in 5 Min 或者 something bad will happen 2 U tomorrow saying- NO GIRL DESERVES TO HEAR THIS
Eight 小时 lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are 你 a really bad singer, 或者 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 你 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 你 be allowed to touch the 伦敦 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 超人 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 你 eat 或者 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
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Ask, "Excuse me, are 你 a really bad singer, 或者 a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, 你 shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, 你 be allowed to touch the 伦敦 broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge 超人 for dinner, would you?"
Every time 你 eat 或者 drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.
Hey! This 文章 was too short so I have to write this sentence.
1. Grab your spoon and put 食物 on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water 或者 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 表 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 你 take a drink of your water 或者 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 你 got your 甜点 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 你 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
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2. When your parents arent looking splash water 或者 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 表 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 你 take a drink of your water 或者 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 你 got your 甜点 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 你 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!