I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!
1.Be a real pervert
2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one
3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)
4.They look back and ask 你 say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!
5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing 衬衫 sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting
6.Take pictures as well
7.Always 评论 on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!
8.Wait 你 run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!
9.Talk about the most perverted thing 你 did and said!
10.Anyways,if 你 like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!
11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't 你 do that to my hot dog?" 你 simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^
12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!
13.If they don't like 吻乐队(Kiss) them 吻乐队(Kiss) them 吻乐队(Kiss) THEM!!!well be touchy!
14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!
15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!
16.Listening to perverted 音乐 and sometimes 爱情 songs
17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies
18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You 展示 your stomach not boob showing,leg 展示 no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm 展示 no legs!
19.Always hang out with cute guys!!
20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, 或者 shorts!
21.Look cute and be innoncent 表演 but not really *evil laugh*
22.Be confident and crazy
23.Be really pretty
24.Be a little popular
The End if it's bad F**K 你 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK 或者 婊子, 子 AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!
1.Be a real pervert
2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one
3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)
4.They look back and ask 你 say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!
5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing 衬衫 sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting
6.Take pictures as well
7.Always 评论 on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!
8.Wait 你 run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!
9.Talk about the most perverted thing 你 did and said!
10.Anyways,if 你 like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!
11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't 你 do that to my hot dog?" 你 simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^
12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!
13.If they don't like 吻乐队(Kiss) them 吻乐队(Kiss) them 吻乐队(Kiss) THEM!!!well be touchy!
14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!
15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!
16.Listening to perverted 音乐 and sometimes 爱情 songs
17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies
18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You 展示 your stomach not boob showing,leg 展示 no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm 展示 no legs!
19.Always hang out with cute guys!!
20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, 或者 shorts!
21.Look cute and be innoncent 表演 but not really *evil laugh*
22.Be confident and crazy
23.Be really pretty
24.Be a little popular
The End if it's bad F**K 你 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK 或者 婊子, 子 AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 你 can stuff a 枕头 with the 鼠, 大鼠 毛皮 on the 长椅, 沙发 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 你 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. 你 can stuff a 枕头 with the 鼠, 大鼠 毛皮 on the 长椅, 沙发 alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. 你 don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most 电影院 of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 分钟 in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If 你 want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most 电影院 of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 分钟 in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If 你 want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Hi I'm back! And today I shall be reviewing Maleficent!
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the 音乐 was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If 你 are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Plot: The evil Maleficent returns in this modern re-telling of Sleeping Beauty!
This movie should not have been called a "Re-Telling", it's completely different! Why did they make Maleficent the hero?! And the ending made no sense!
Score: 2/5
Music: Now I'll admit it, I thought the 音乐 was so-so. I liked "Once Upon a Dream" was pretty good.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Heroes): I thought that Elle Fanning was adorable as Aurora. And Brenton Thwaites was a pretty good Prince Phillip. The 3 Fairy Godparents were annoying.
Score: 3/5
Characters(Villains): I thought it was an odd choice picking Angelina Jolie to play Maleficent. The odd thing was I never felt sorry for her. She curses an infant for Godzilla's sake!
Score: 1/5
Final Thoughts: If 你 are into villains being shown as heroes, this movie is for you. For anyone else, no.
Final Score: 9/20
Would I recommend it? NO
Rant 2: Geewuners!
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are 粉丝 of 变形金刚 G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 粉丝 are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the 变形金刚 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
I'm baaack!
Here's something that annoys me: Geewuners!
If you're new to the concept, Geewuners are people who are 粉丝 of 变形金刚 G1 and think that everything is crap! Not all G1 粉丝 are Geewuners, as I like G1 myself. But the difference between me and Geewuners is that I like Armada, Beast Wars, Beast Wars 2, Beast Wars Neo, Beast Machines, Robots in Disguise, Cybertron, Energon, Bayformers, Prime, and Go!
I know that they want to keep their "Nostalgia", but come on, it's not just for you. Just ask the millions of people who watch and buy Micheal Bay's Transformers.
On a different note, people should open their minds to the 变形金刚 4 Dinobots. I know they're not G1 Dinobots, but their not supposed to be!
I just think that Geewuners should open their minds to other series.
Again 迪士尼 has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her 檀香, 凉鞋 falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)
There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her 檀香, 凉鞋 falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.
(Have yet to find how she dies.)