I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!
1.Be a real pervert
2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one
3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)
4.They look back and ask 你 say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!
5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing 衬衫 sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting
6.Take pictures as well
7.Always 评论 on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!
8.Wait 你 run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!
9.Talk about the most perverted thing 你 did and said!
10.Anyways,if 你 like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!
11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't 你 do that to my hot dog?" 你 simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^
12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!
13.If they don't like 吻乐队（Kiss） them 吻乐队（Kiss） them 吻乐队（Kiss） THEM!!!well be touchy!
14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!
15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!
16.Listening to perverted 音乐 and sometimes 爱情 songs
17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies
18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You 展示 your stomach not boob showing,leg 展示 no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm 展示 no legs!
19.Always hang out with cute guys!!
20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, 或者 shorts!
21.Look cute and be innoncent 表演 but not really *evil laugh*
22.Be confident and crazy
23.Be really pretty
24.Be a little popular
The End if it's bad F**K 你 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK 或者 婊子, 子 AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!
1.Be a real pervert
2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one
3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)
4.They look back and ask 你 say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!
5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing 衬衫 sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting
6.Take pictures as well
7.Always 评论 on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!
8.Wait 你 run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!
9.Talk about the most perverted thing 你 did and said!
10.Anyways,if 你 like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!
11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't 你 do that to my hot dog?" 你 simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^
12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!
13.If they don't like 吻乐队（Kiss） them 吻乐队（Kiss） them 吻乐队（Kiss） THEM!!!well be touchy!
14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!
15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!
16.Listening to perverted 音乐 and sometimes 爱情 songs
17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies
18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You 展示 your stomach not boob showing,leg 展示 no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm 展示 no legs!
19.Always hang out with cute guys!!
20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, 或者 shorts!
21.Look cute and be innoncent 表演 but not really *evil laugh*
22.Be confident and crazy
23.Be really pretty
24.Be a little popular
The End if it's bad F**K 你 IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK 或者 婊子, 子 AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!
Once there was a ghost named Specter and he was very lonely.He had no 老友记 或者 anymore family members.
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 说 goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 下一个 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 或者 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
He was really upset.So one 日 he floated outside just to have a nice look at the scenery when all of a sudden he saw another ghost.
She was floating close to Specter and Specter was very happy!
The femlae ghost introduced herself (Spirit) and Specter did the same.
They both floated around happily in the air holding hands.
Then Specter invited Spirit to his house.
After that they 说 goodnight to each other and became fast friends.
The 下一个 日 Specter and Spirit went flaoting around at the park.When they were floating around Specter asked Spirit if she'd like to be his girlfriend.
So she yes and Specter was delighted!
So now that Specter has somebody in his life he was no longer upset 或者 lonely.He found someone who loved him.
The End
Ok I did not make that,my brother some how found out my 密码 for 潮流粉丝俱乐部 and decided to mess around with it,i have seen the 评论 and no i am not a idiot,tell that to my dumb brother.
that being 说 i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my 密码 so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if 你 see some retarded post made 由 me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if 你 don't believe me then find your choice.
that being 说 i removed it cause of course i don't want people seeing that thinking i am insane,so anybody who read it please just ignore it.
i changed my 密码 so that won't happen again, so yeah sorry about that,he might do it again though so if 你 see some retarded post made 由 me please note it is my brother making me look like an idiot.
soo yeah that's all sorry about it and have a nice day
for anybody who didn't read my brothers dumb post its just him saying quote on quote 'slut slut in the tub tub' and a bunch of other dumb stuff, and if 你 don't believe me then find your choice.
Yeah 你 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing 破烂, 垃圾 in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz 你 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing 破烂, 垃圾 in various places
I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)
I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff
'Cuz 你 know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
老友记 - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her 随意 symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
老友记 - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her 随意 symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
老友记 - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her 随意 Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
老友记 - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His 随意 Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know 更多 than 你 all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
老友记 - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her 随意 sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
Age - 18
Gender - female
老友记 - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her 随意 symbol - †
Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
老友记 - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her 随意 symbol - ♦
Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
老友记 - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her 随意 Symbol - ♣
NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
老友记 - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His 随意 Symbol - ‡
Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know 更多 than 你 all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
老友记 - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her 随意 sister - ♥
I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye
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