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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, 你 can't lose!!!!!!!









2. 你 just KNOW his fangirls are gonna 加入 your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give 你 an advantage!!!!!!! 你 can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF 你 WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
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Source: FUNNY PICS
Important Note for: readers of “Cabin for the Summer”


Hi guys! It’s me, the writer and creator of Cabin for the summer moolah. I have some HORIBLE news guys! And I am sooooooo sorry to spring this on you guys.

Don’t worry, everything is fine between me and my boyfriend, “Laken” but unfortunately my friend, “Chelsea” broke up her boyfriend, “James”. This sprung upon me and I am really upset because now I can’t bring you the marvelous adventures of them. BUMMER!! :’[. Also “Ella” is thinking about breaking up with her boyfriend, “Zack”. I don’t...
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posted by MJangellover
Almost everyone now uses the internet.In Europe,the number of link letters is three times less than ten years 以前 because,nowadays,we all use e-mail to communicate with each other.Although technology behind the computer is very hard,it is very easy to use the internet.In fact ,you don't have to know anything about computers to be able to use the internet .All 你 need is a computer and the World Wide Web;a system that stores information from computers all over the world.

There is nothing the internet doesn't have information about.You can find out about different books,films,sports 或者 anything...
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posted by MJangellover
1-a phone conversation between Mr Wong and Mr Davis:
Mr Wong:Hello Mr Davis
Mr Davis :who is speaking?
Mr Wong :this is Jack Wong from barking , east england .
Mr Davis:oh, yes. thank 你 for ringing
Mr Wong : how is the hotel?
Mr Davis:Oh,it is fine.,can 你 tell me about the arrangements for tomorrow?
Mr Wong : yes ,sir .I'll pick 你 up at eight o'clock at your hotel
Then,I'll take 你 to the office to Meet Mr Michael.Is that OK,sir?
Mr Davis : Yes that's OK, but I need to check out the deal before taking me there ,Is That working?
Mr Wong :yes,sir. With a lot of pleasure
posted by shutyourface
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what do 你 want from me
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A 香蕉


please write a quote because i worked so hard

and i 爱情 this
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i wish it could be a great seller

so




WRITE SOMETHING TODAY!



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BANANA!
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WE
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but the 香蕉 died so i can't eat it so i chucked it away


so goodbye banana



how 随意 was that so rate it out of ten
PLEASE

i also write stuff on lady gaga


goodbye
posted by orangeturnip
when that 天使 sits on my shoulder
whispers into my 心
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the 天使 appears to 你 in form of desire
你 float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
你 jump about
cos 你 cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this 天使 with her good intensions
will make 你 fly
the 天使 will make 你 cry
the 天使 will make 你 feel how others feel
so 你 can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the 天使 and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already 迷失
"Well it was near the end of summer and I hanging with the gang (Dean the leader of the gang ,Spike 秒 in command ,Spike's girl Vicky ,Rat (yes that his real name his parents are weird),Ian and Matthew (the twins ) and Jess my best friend since kindergarten .)So here we are do are normal thing Dean flirting with me ,the twins fighting as
always ,Jess talking nonstop about a movie no one seen 或者 ever heard of .All the sudden Jess's girlfriend Kayla (she been trying to get in the gang but she annoying so she not ) runs up yelling her own brains out about something ."Honey
what wrong ?"asks...
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