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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, 你 can't lose!!!!!!!









2. 你 just KNOW his fangirls are gonna 加入 your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give 你 an advantage!!!!!!! 你 can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF 你 WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
posted by ShiningsTar542
Yo guys! These sweets look good enough to eat, but don't be fooled!! :D

Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:

The ice creams are blueberry, 西瓜 and 樱桃 flavor!

The 饼干 that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!

Doughnuts? They are just like the ones 你 can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, 你 can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!

How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, 苹果 and vanilla?

The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!

These soaps would make for a really fun gift 或者 the perfect 支持 in a practical joke. Here's the website if 你 wan to buy a couple of them: link

LOL! xD

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posted by invadercalliope
Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
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I hope 你 are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I 爱情 INVADER ZIM!
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posted by Insane4ever
So,this is my first of maybe many 文章 that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing

so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......

Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i 说 astronouts how do 你 think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first 公牛 in 太空 was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good 老友记 Collin Mc Moo,Milky 浓情巧克力 and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents 公牛 Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.






Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank 你 for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
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