Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, 你 can't lose!!!!!!!









2. 你 just KNOW his fangirls are gonna 加入 your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give 你 an advantage!!!!!!! 你 can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF 你 WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!