First 你 must make sure all of your 薄煎饼, 煎饼 with syrup traps are in order. 下一个 你 must run to your room and grab your piggybank off your 蘑菇 stand. Make sure the piggybank is equipped with a whip and a small 鸭 needs to be placed inside of the piggy. I hope your following! 下一个 你 must run around your house 唱歌 the teletubbie theme song backwards. This will open a portal to ancient Egypt. Don't take it. Instead take a stroll down town. 由 three apples and a churro at a 食物 stand. Enjoy 说 apples and churro. Sprint home. On your way 你 see a Nokia sitting on the sidewalk. Call the number that's on the screen. It will ask 你 if 你 want to buy bottled sand. Your answer must be "I will be asking 你 the questions, 你 child of Satan!" 下一个 a gypsy will come out of an alley. Give him the piggybank and continue on. Reach your home. Fight the Spinx that is now in your yard because 你 left the portal open to long. The Spinx will be reduced to sand. Go inside and wash your hands in the sink and realize the genital was sitting 下一个 to the sink. Place genital back in genital sink holder where it goes. And lay off the crack!