oddest thing you've 说 today?

England don't bury your elephant! How would 你 feel if your 象, 大象 buried you!

Rubba pants!!!

"Duh, Teto's drills are detachable! :D"

._.

(Teto, 由 the way, and her weird hair things are called drills)

I was listening to music...
And blurted out...

"NNUUSSHHIIIIII!!!!"

O.o Nushi....

Ugh, I just want a Darryl!

Ponies are magical!

Right in front of my mother too. xD

"Don't denie it, 你 have a crush on Andrew 加菲猫 from spiderman! throughout the whole movie 你 were like 'tee hee, tee hee!' it was as annoying as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Andrew Garfield)
(below)

"CRAIG 摩根 IS A... A DWAP!"
... the crap is a dwap?

"What the flimflam!?"

I jacked off.

OMG I MEANT CRACKED UP! :O

"DIRKJAKE IS CANON."

I am a flying monkey with Teto's drills and Kid's guns.
I say weird stuff sometimes... e.e

The teacher asked me If im breathing
i 说 i dont know!
^__^

I don't think she's too happy with her mom......





(I was watching The Ring when I 说 this... lol)

"Sweet mother of snickerburden!"

"god dammit i 迷失 the ball and the cheese is cold..wait that sounded wrong"

not yet

everything about me freaking out over an update

probably "WHEN I 说 I WANT MY OTP TO 吻乐队（Kiss） THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED"

"You're a sandwich!"

Curse my perverted mind...

♪If 你 wanna see some action
Gotta be the centre of attraction
Make sure that they got their eyes on you, like the face that 你 see on every magazine

Be the focus of attention
Be the name that every one must mention
Come out from the shadows, it's your time, cos tonight is the night for everyone to see

It's natural
你 know that this is where 你 gotta be, it must be your destiny
Sensational
And 你 believe that, this is what you've waited for and it's 你 that they all adore, so baby

Now 你 feel like number one
Shining bright for everyone
Living out your fantasy, the
Brightest 星, 星级 for all to see
Now 你 feel like number one
Shining bright for everyone
Living out your fantasy, you're the
Brightest 星, 星级 there's ever been

Feel the heat that's all around 你
Flashing lights and ecstasy surround 你
Everybody wants a piece of you; you're the 皇后乐队 of the scene, living in a dream

It's natural
你 know that this is where 你 gotta be, it must be your destiny
Sensational
And 你 believe that, this is what you've waited for and it's 你 that they all adore

Now 你 feel like number one
Shining bright for everyone
Living out your fantasy, the
Brightest 星, 星级 for all to see

This is what you've waited for and it's 你 that they all adore

Now 你 feel like number one
Shining bright for everyone
Living out your fantasy, the
Brightest 星, 星级 for all to see
Now 你 feel like number one
Shining bright for everyone
Living out your fantasy, you're the
Brightest 星, 星级 there's ever been♪

This 日 is going to be perfect
The kind of 日 of which I dreamed since I was small
Everypony will gather 'round
Say I look lovely in my gown
What they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

This 日 was going to be perfect
The kind of 日 of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having cake
With all my 老友记 to celebrate
My wedding bells they may not ring for me at all...

I could care less about the dress
I won't partake in any cake
Vows, well I'll be lying when I say
That through any kind of weather
I'll want us to be together
The truth is I don't care for him at all!
No I do not 爱情 the groom
IN MY 心 THERE IS NO ROOM
But I still want him to be all mine!!!

We must escape before it's too late
Find a way to save the day
Hope, well i'll be lying if I say
I don't fear that I may lose him
To one who wants to use him
Not care for, 爱情 and cherish him each day
For I oh so 爱情 the groom
All my thoughts he does consume
Oh Shining Armor, I'll be there very soon!

Finally the moment has arrived
For me to be one lucky bride-
Oh the wedding we won't make
He'll end up marrying a fake
Shining Armor will be-

MINE, all mine! Hahahahahaha!

C: DERP