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Tamar20 said:
Okay, here's one: and hold your fan! I'm not feeling hot. 圣诞节 Eve A man is about to jump off 伦敦 Bridge when he hears a voice behind him. It's Santa Claus. "Why do this? It's 圣诞节 Eve?" Santa says. "Because I've 迷失 my job, " the man answered, " my wife has left me, and I have no presents for the kids." "Ah, I can grant 你 3 wishes, " replied Santa, "So when 你 get up tomorrow your job will be there, your wife will be waiting for you, and there'll be presents for the children." "Oh Santa - however can I repay you?" gasped the man. "Well - not a lot of people know this, " came the reply, "But old Santa is gay, 你 could bend over for me, the elves aren't much good at it." "Dunno 'bout that, " the man said. "Oh, go on, " Santa urged, "After all - I granted 你 3 wishes, don't be so ungrateful." "Ok, " the man sighed, as he unzipped his trousers. Santa did the biz and when he finished the man pulled his trousers back up. Santa looks at the man and asks "How old are you?" "47, " came the reply. "What? And 你 still believe in Santa Claus?"
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