This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..
This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..
Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main 街, 街道 was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours 或者 more, Because 圣诞节 needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest 动物 gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their 圣诞节 Day.
Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our 最喜爱的 red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do 你 like our 圣诞节 tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect 树 in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our 圣诞节 树 doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a 树 with no 星, 星级 on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just 交叉, 十字架 the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can 你 really? Oh would 你 please? Could 你 help us?
Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid 星, 星级 if it means 你 leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a 星, 星级 for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest 星, 星级 I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery 说 with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would 你 like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell 你 later.. 餐车, 晚餐, 小餐馆 ready?
Trixie: Sure..
This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..
Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main 街, 街道 was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours 或者 more, Because 圣诞节 needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest 动物 gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their 圣诞节 Day.
Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our 最喜爱的 red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do 你 like our 圣诞节 tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect 树 in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our 圣诞节 树 doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a 树 with no 星, 星级 on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just 交叉, 十字架 the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can 你 really? Oh would 你 please? Could 你 help us?
Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid 星, 星级 if it means 你 leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a 星, 星级 for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest 星, 星级 I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery 说 with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would 你 like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell 你 later.. 餐车, 晚餐, 小餐馆 ready?
Trixie: Sure..
Toothy
Pinkie pie: what are 你 doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild 动物 and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt 由 them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild 动物 and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt 由 them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
Dear Diary,
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony 说 "Let's go this way!" And I 说 "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my 老友记 to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony 说 "Let's go this way!" And I 说 "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!
From, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my 老友记 to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!
From, Twilight SParkle
It was 10 PM. Didont entered Gran Turismo with Flamethrower in a black Jaguar.
Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.
They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.
Tim: We got a speeder.
Song: link
Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
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Didont: Where does it tell us to go now?
Flamethrower: We keep going straight until we get to the intersection.
Didont: Perfect. This road intersects with Malpaso Avenue. We're in the right spot now.
They didn't notice that they were speeding. Their car was at 45, but the speed was 35.
Tim: We got a speeder.
Song: link
Julia: *Drives onto the road from a gas station, and follows the Jaguar*
Tim: GT24, we have a black Jaguar northbound on Main Street. We're going to pull him over for speeding. License plate...
