This is retelling a South Park episode. Almost word to word. But I change some characters.. And some dialogue, particalary Saten's dialogue change from Stan's..
This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..
Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main 街, 街道 was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours 或者 more, Because 圣诞节 needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest 动物 gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their 圣诞节 Day.
Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our 最喜爱的 red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do 你 like our 圣诞节 tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect 树 in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our 圣诞节 树 doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a 树 with no 星, 星级 on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just 交叉, 十字架 the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can 你 really? Oh would 你 please? Could 你 help us?
Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid 星, 星级 if it means 你 leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a 星, 星级 for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest 星, 星级 I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery 说 with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would 你 like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell 你 later.. 餐车, 晚餐, 小餐馆 ready?
Trixie: Sure..
This episode is just me trying to see how much dark content I could get away with..
Narrator: Way up in the mountains in a small little town, The Main 街, 街道 was being decorated all up and down. People stood in long lines, sometimes waiting hours 或者 more, Because 圣诞节 needs to be bought in a store.
But out in the forest, not too far away...
Nearby forest. Cute forest 动物 gather round and decorate a small pine tree.
Narrator: The little woodland critters were also preparing for their 圣诞节 Day.
Woodland Critters (singing): It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!
Narrator: The little critters worked hard as they happily sang, And each one of them had a quite interesting name. There was Squirrely the squirrel, Rabbity the rabbit, Beavery the beaver, and Beary the bear. Porcupiney the porcupine, Skunky the skunk, Foxy the fox, and Deery the deer. Woodpeckery the woodpecker, Mousey the mouse, and Chickadee-y the chickadee, all made the forest their house.
(wow, real orginal XD)
Narrator: And on that magical day, stumbling upon all of that, was our 最喜爱的 red pony.
Saten (drinks light beer, already had 4 before it, crossing forest to get to Trixie's new house in ponyville): Still better than I use to drink... (sees them) What the hell?
Rabbity: Well, hello there. Welcome to our forest.
Skunky: How do 你 like our 圣诞节 tree?
Saten: I.. I really don't care.
Beavery: Why, it's the most perfect 树 in the forest! [the other cheer]
Saten (annoyed): I don't have time for thi-
Mousey: Oh no, I see a problem.
Deery: What is it, Mousey?
Mousey: Our 圣诞节 树 doesn't have a star.
Critters: Awww.
Beary: We can't have a 树 with no 星, 星级 on it.
Saten (annoyed): Can't I ever just 交叉, 十字架 the forest in peace.
Rabbity: What are we gonna do?
Squirrely: Now don't be down, y'all. Maybe our new friend can help us find a star.
Critters [among other things]: Can 你 really? Oh would 你 please? Could 你 help us?
Saten: Fine I'll get your stupid 星, 星级 if it means 你 leaving me alone.
Critters: [cheering] Yay!
Narrator: And so, using some paper and working with glee, the happy red Pegasus made a 星, 星级 for the tree. Smiling the whole time.
Saten: (not smiling) There, its done, can I go now?
Critters: Ohhhh!
Beary: It's the nicest 星, 星级 I ever saw.
Narrator: The little critters cheered and Beavery 说 with a smile...
Beavery (smiling): How would 你 like to sing and dance with us for a while?
Narrator: Saten Twist smiled and said...
Stan [doesn't smile] Uh, no thanks, I'm gonna go. [turns around, and walks off]
Beavery: Goo- goodbye Twisty!
Critters: Goodbye, Saten! Bye! Cya!
Saten (to himself) (annoyed): Uhhh.
Saten finally arrives at Trixe's house.
Trixie: What took you?
Saten: I'll tell 你 later.. 餐车, 晚餐, 小餐馆 ready?
Trixie: Sure..
Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.
Saten: I still can't believe 你 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're 你 heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are 你 going!?
Master Sword: Didn't 你 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the 说 bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
Saten: I still can't believe 你 pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.
Master Sword: Yeah wel-
Radio: Car 53, we're 你 heading in such a hurry?
Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.
Radio: There's a bank robbery!?
Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).
Saten: Dude, we're are 你 going!?
Master Sword: Didn't 你 hear! Theirs a bank robbery!
Saten: What!? No theirs not-
Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-
SOON AFTER:
Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the 说 bank.
TO BE CONTINUED
COURTROOM:
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret 得票数 from Shining Armor. Thank 你 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 耶稣 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Judge: Alright do to 29 secret 得票数 from Shining Armor. Thank 你 Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).
Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).
Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.
LATER:
Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).
Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?
Pinkamena: I, I know 耶稣 has forgiven me..
Ditto: ... Your joking right?
Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!
Ditto: (pulls the switch).
However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.
Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?
THE END
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof 由 behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten 说 nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave 你 alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad 你 to know 你 actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten 说 a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. 你 wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten 说 excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten 说 nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave 你 alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad 你 to know 你 actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten 说 a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. 你 wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten 说 excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
I thought I would have 更多 ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till 下一个 time my dear 粉丝 :)
I'm suppose to write 更多 words so here's 随意 金属乐队 lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, 迷失 his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..
So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till 下一个 time my dear 粉丝 :)
I'm suppose to write 更多 words so here's 随意 金属乐队 lyrics
"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, 迷失 his way.
Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
Ice Cube's train
Mike
