Me: Hi superboy
SB: Hey
Me: So superboy this must be your first interview seeing how 你 spent your whole life in a pod.
SB: I guess
Me: How does it feel to be out?
SB: good, I guess
ME: what do 你 like to do for fun?
SB: Train, ride my mortycycle and take 狼 on walks
ME: 你 named him wolf
Sb: Yeah
Me not a very creative name
SB: Shrug
Everyone is yawning
ME: you’re not a very interesting person are you?
SB: Blame 超人 I am his clone
ME: What about Lex Luther he is your human father
Audience: Aw man I didn’t know that. Spoiler. This is 星, 星级 wars all over again.
Many leave.
SB: how did 你 know?
Me: I know everything
SB looks startled. There is a serious scary silence.
ME: anyway how do 你 feel about how many 粉丝 have coupled 你 with aqualad 或者 Robin.
SB: I’m with Megan
Me: How long do 你 think it will last?
SB: What?
ME: Many relationships end
SB: Oh
Me: 你 haven’t thought about that have you?
SB: She’s the only person I feel see’s the real me. I can’t imagine us ending. When I think about the future I can’t imagine being without her
Audience starts crying. Everyone knows what will happen in five years except him.
I wipe my eyes with a tissue.
Me: That was beautiful, and sad considering the 最近的 episodes.
SB: What?
ME: You’ll find out in five years. I think that this interview is over. Thank 你 Superboy for coming
We shake hands.
ME: Before 你 leave I want to give 你 a gift.
I gave him a box. He opened it and stared at it
SB: I really wish I had the ability to shoot lasers out of my eyes
ME: Please 评论 on who 你 would want me to interview next.
Camera goes over to the gift.
It's a monkey doll dressed as superman
SB: Hey
Me: So superboy this must be your first interview seeing how 你 spent your whole life in a pod.
SB: I guess
Me: How does it feel to be out?
SB: good, I guess
ME: what do 你 like to do for fun?
SB: Train, ride my mortycycle and take 狼 on walks
ME: 你 named him wolf
Sb: Yeah
Me not a very creative name
SB: Shrug
Everyone is yawning
ME: you’re not a very interesting person are you?
SB: Blame 超人 I am his clone
ME: What about Lex Luther he is your human father
Audience: Aw man I didn’t know that. Spoiler. This is 星, 星级 wars all over again.
Many leave.
SB: how did 你 know?
Me: I know everything
SB looks startled. There is a serious scary silence.
ME: anyway how do 你 feel about how many 粉丝 have coupled 你 with aqualad 或者 Robin.
SB: I’m with Megan
Me: How long do 你 think it will last?
SB: What?
ME: Many relationships end
SB: Oh
Me: 你 haven’t thought about that have you?
SB: She’s the only person I feel see’s the real me. I can’t imagine us ending. When I think about the future I can’t imagine being without her
Audience starts crying. Everyone knows what will happen in five years except him.
I wipe my eyes with a tissue.
Me: That was beautiful, and sad considering the 最近的 episodes.
SB: What?
ME: You’ll find out in five years. I think that this interview is over. Thank 你 Superboy for coming
We shake hands.
ME: Before 你 leave I want to give 你 a gift.
I gave him a box. He opened it and stared at it
SB: I really wish I had the ability to shoot lasers out of my eyes
ME: Please 评论 on who 你 would want me to interview next.
Camera goes over to the gift.
It's a monkey doll dressed as superman