Catch Me If 你 Can

killer24 (It sounds familiar, yes.; Of course, I'll remember it, I'm honoured to be liked, even if your insults are strange... Some of the bizarrest I've gotten actually.; What did you mean, if it's better I don't get it then I must know, surely.; Well accidental isn't so bad, rather unfortunate though. Now that isn't fair, surely there's an incredible bias at play here!; They do, it's ever so amusing, where do you think my ego emerged from?) Alex: "It's a fairly common occurrence actually, perhaps you just don't understand the times, or you aren't as clever as you claim... I mean sure you're a science nerd, but what about and Alex nerd huh?" *He laughed clearly ranting and grabbing at staws for his argument. But he nodded at her comment.* "Yes, lost in those beautiful red eyes. I've honestly done it so many times you'd think I'd have gotten used to it, but no, still dazzling." *He shrugged and kissed her back, it was a deep and passionate one, showing how he agreed with her hope.* (Didn't I say I was part Alex? When does he ever listen to you? Oh, I see how it is, you also want me to leave in your rude inner thoughts?)

MafiaYJ /it should. Oh really? i'm flattered >:3 ; surely you wish to know, but now you shant ; Indeed it is. How so? Its my body, my choice, and i choose that it goes to my madwoman! ; from some convoluted idea that people *cough*me*cough* think youre fantastic and love your stupid face Babs: You claim i'm not an alex nerd? all i do is spend my time with the Alex. I know a lot about the Alex. And i really enjoy the alex and never stop thinking about the alex. I think that makes me a certified Alex Nerd. *she crossed her arms and nodded firmly. She blushed at his words then and kissed him back, so loving, so deep, she wrapped her arms around him, not wanting to let go* /Babs: he has enough sense to listen to me when its right. Now, get OUT. /NO! my inner thoughts of OTHER ppl, i told you i dont get tired of you and dont want you to leave! what i really meant was that babs isn't afraid to voice her annoyance and anger while IRL i am, and would never speak to anyone the way Babs does when she doesnt like something. She doesnt take their shit. I can be pushover-y sometimes and sometimes wish i could just say things like i make babs say things.

killer24 (I don't mean to flatter, I do mean it, your words are always so nice... Even if a bit peculiar.; Oh don't tease me like that, that's just mean.; It's unfortunate because you would have died either way. Well, I can't argue there, it is your choice, though not much of one I'll admit, between a madwoman or madman.; Sounds like true origins if I've ever heard them, I'm glad you think I'm fantastic and love my stupid face, even if you've never seen it.) Alex: *He wanted to reply to her little rant about being an Alex nerd, technically she did qualify alright, but right now his mouth was a little preoccupied. He held her within his arms and continued to kiss only breaking for air, he could stay like this forever, he loved her so much and she loved him. While she claimed he had a way with words they didn't satisfy him, no matter how many times he told her or in what way, he never felt like he told her how he felt, how happy she made him, or how deeply in love his was with her.* (You give him far too much credit there Baby-lon. Oh, I see, my mistake. Well sometimes it takes a stronger person not to cause an argument, while I'm shocked that my little Snacc would be a pushover sometimes, it just means the Yanks don't know how to handle bears. Trust me, I speak my mind way too much and it gets me into a lot of trouble, it isn't always a good thing.)

MafiaYJ /Always? really? dont go lying to us all my darling, we both know better ; i zip my lip! ; true but i still wanna give my body to babs. Biased sure, but my choice in the end ; Ah pfft, dont over think it, and so what if i havent seen ur face, i'm sure its just fine and just as stupid :) Babs: *their kisses always went on for a long while, she loved i. To feel loved. She hated in a wway, that she equated love with some for of physical affection, but she was grateful that he was willing to love her that way too, even if he felt strange about it sometimes. She kissed him dearly, her kisses soon turned needy and a tad sloppier, she had to break away for air before she lost herself in him* /Babs: Thats what you do when you love someone. /I suppose. But yes..IRL i can be a pushover in order to not cause a problem even if i really dont want to do something. And yes, i can see you doing that. See, we are opposites, i keep my mouth shut, you open yours every chance you get X3 i'm just more assertive with you because i'm terribly comfortable with you.

killer24 (I wouldn't lie about them, they do make me smile and fill my heart with joy, it isn't every day that I get compliments after all.; Tease! Don't be mean! Unzip!; I can't and won't argue with that, after all, I've always said I'd donate my body after death, well most of it, I won't donate two organs.; I'm not overthinking that you haven't seen my face, I'm looking more at the, 'why is it stupid'?) Alex: *He smiled at her a little dizzily, kissing her was always so nice, the longer they did the dizzier he felt after, though that was probably his brain giving over to his heart.* "Air, it's our one weakness when kissing. Sometimes it is such a pain." *He chuckled and shrugged at her, still holding on closely.* (Well sure, I guess so, but I thought you were more serious and rational about it all. I wish I could keep my mouth shut to avoid such issues, why do you think I get into arguments with family, we're all opinionated there. Opposites huh? Well that doesn't seem so bad, I mean sure, I'll talk your ear off but I'm sure you can figure out how to shut me up, preferably without killing me.; Oh really? Well I'm honoured to be so terrible comfortable for you that you assert yourself, I think it suits you.)

MafiaYJ /welp- fine. I guess i do enjoy complimenting your smart arse and making you smile would make me smile ; Unzip!? why Caine, we arent even dating XD sorry, i couldn't help myself make that joke, i'll stop now; Oh cool! and what two organs wouldn't you give!? Why not just all of you? ; oh, i dont know, i just have to say it stupid because why not? its my way of being nice without being overly nice. Babs: *she chuckled and pecked his lips, still gasping for air* oh my love- yes. Curse the air we need to breathe. it stops me from kissing you like i want to *she grinned* what a shame. /Babs: i can be I seeee- welp i suppose that is part of what makes u charming, you and a big mouth. But yes opposites! hm, there are many ways that dont involve killing you, but do i want to use those? ; Why thank you! Iam pleased by these compliments :3

killer24 (Well that's nice, my arse is very smart and I'm always happy to know that you smile because of me.; I wouldn't demand one unzip, even if we were dating, I'd probably just use my teeth for you. I had a feeling you might not be able to help yourself, I probably would have done the same.; Well I wouldn't give up my brain, that'd just be body-swapping no? As for the other one, well I might be able to give it, but I'd need permission first, it might not technically be mine at that point. It'd be my heart, can't very well give that up when it wouldn't be mine to give.; Oh yes, calling someone's face is rather nice without being nice... I get what you mean.) Alex: "Oh, and how would you like to kiss me?" *He cocked his brow at her, smirking a little. He doubted that even if they somehow got past the breathing issue, it'd still go straight to their heads, getting drunk from the kisses.* "A true shame." (Uh-huh, sure you can... I haven't thought about it like that way, never thought my big mouth would be charming. Opposites don't seem so bad, we're still both nerds and such. Yes, use those ways, killing me would be less fun, more clean up.; I have pleased the mighty bear snacc! May she bless our gummy bears!)

MafiaYJ /you would be happy, more boost to that ego of yours! ; use your teeth!? Steamy ;D and yes, i can imagine you'd do the same, guess its why we're friends ; oh! i thought you meant like for REAL real- not just in metaphorical ways you silly ; you sure? you sound sarcastic even over type. Babs: With my lips and all the time *she smirked at him, stroking his cheek* a real shame. Kissing you makes me drunk, i feel like i've downed a bottle of wine when you kiss me like you have. Its divine *she whispered and kissed him again* /Babs: i will not engage with this childish behavior well apparently it is! We are- we truly are XD ooh good point i dont enjoy cleaning, guess i'll just have to leave you as is instead ; XD oh my god- that's perfect. your gummy bears shall be blessed my devoted one-

killer24 (You just can't help yourself but boost it huh, even if indirectly.; Like you didn't think I wouldn't, Steamy is my middle name XP Yes, great minds think alike, even if it's about inuendos.; Like yeah, it's a little romantic gesture, even if I meant it literal, whoever my partner would be would probably agree to pass it on.; Eh, I'm slightly sarcastic, I'm rather proud that I can convey such a tone through type.) Alex: "Well yes, how else would you kiss someone without your lips?" *He smiled with a slightly confused look on his face, but it didn't bother him enough to focus on it properly.* "Kissing me makes you drunk, oh no, you said you aren't the best drunk. I've never been drunk so I wouldn't know what it feels like, but kissing you certainly is blissfull." *He returned her kiss, not caring if she did somehow get drunk off it.* (Oh, that's a first. I still don't think so, but whatever floats your boat love. See, killing me would probably create a big mess, so that isn't a good idea.; Oh thank you exulted one! I am ever grateful to the might bear Snacc! There shall be many gummy sacrifices in your name!)

MafiaYJ /apparently so, BIG SIGH, my bad ; XD oh is it now? unzipping things with teeth, whats next huh, you devil! lols. of course great minds think the same innuendos! its a hallmark of our great minds ; Ah i see! well i suppose it is rather romantic, giving yourself for another person ; yes, i'm sure you are Babs: Oh you're funny, darling, i was joking around too now shut up and kiss me, who cares what kind of drunk i am or what kind of crunk you think you'd be *she chuckled and kissed him deeply, a sensual french kiss if any, she pressed closer as she did so* /Babs: *exits to the right* it floats MY boat thank you! I suppose in the name of cleanliness, you're safe.; XD you will be most blessed! May your jokes always be a hit and your bears always gummy. Blessed be!

killer24 (Oh you love it! Don't deny it!; Wouldn't you like to know, but a magician never reveals his tricks. Innuendos are just fun and amusing that's why, lest be taken for dirty-minded individuals.; What can I say, I'm a hopeless romantic.; I am true, speaking of, can you feel the smirk behind my words as well? I promise you, one is often on my face when writing.) Alex: *He was a little surprised by her sudden forcefulness, but it didn't bother him too much, once they began kissing again he didn't care. His arms were wrapped around her tightly and his tongue danced with hers at they frenched, passionately returning her kiss.* (And there she goes, oh I'd ever so love her and Kane to have a serious debate before she loses herself to anger, it'd be most amusing. Does it? Perhaps that's why I was able to charm you then, I've heard you can be so icy... Even though I could swear you're soft as butter.; Yay! Cleanliness saves the day!; Oh thank you mighty one! I am not worthy to receive such blessings!)

MafiaYJ /i will deny it! ; oh you have tricks do you? care to share? but yes they are, i love joking with those but i dont IRL because there aint anyone worthy of innuendos ; ah, so you admit you are a romantic, how sweet :3 ; i can imagine you smirking at nearly everything you write XD Babs: *she ran her fingers under his shirt, her cold gloves ghosting over his skin and she smirked a little, her tongue led the way as she kissed him, bothered by the fact that she knew she'd have to stop and breathe in but a moment* /i really should do a little quick fic where i show you what happens to people who disagree about things with Babs when she knows she in the right oh shut up! you and your charm can go right to hell! i'm not butter soft T_T i'm icy- weeps ; it does indeed for you! ; oh but you are! may blessings rain upon you! X3

killer24 (Oh don't act so tuff, you can be honest with me and yourself.; Share? Oh no, I save and hide my tricks till the opportunity arises. You haven't found anyone IRL to joke with innuendos with?! That's horrible, not even one person?!; I never denied it, I'm a lover, not a fighter after all.; Glad you know me so well, I do indeed have an emotive face while writing, especially to my dear Snacc.) Alex: *He gasped at her touch, the lack of oxygen didn't help much either, he was seriously getting something similar to drunk alright. Was this all because she too was getting drunk on their kisses? He didn't mind so much, after all, he loved her aggressive dominant side. As they broke for air he smiled at her dazed, his face bright and flushed.* (You say that and while I'd love to see that, I do have to point out that Alex occasionally does disagree with her even when she's right. Oh don't worry, I and it most certainly is destined for hell, guess I'll just have to charm you down there as well then. Perhaps the heat will help me soften you up even further.; Well I'm thankful for that.; Yes, you bless the rains down in... Caine-ica!)

MafiaYJ /honest about what!? ; hmph and here i thought we thick as thieves, you wont even show me your bag of tricks! and no, no one knows how to handle it, they're all dummies! ; hm, good point, i'm the one to deny being a hopeless romantic ; shame i can't see the smirks and cruel laughter of my darling Caine Kane! Babs: *the moment they broke for air, Babs gasped, breathing heavily, she looked up at his flushed face and she licked her lips* god- you look divine when you blush like that, Alex- *her lips twitched into a smirk and her hands pressed into his back, pushing him against him* i think i'll take you right here, right now at this rate! /he's one of the few who wont get shot in the face or something worse. besides, alex is usually being silly when he does that, right? oh sweetie, i'm already there, hell is my domain! its lovely that you'll be coming to stay, why else would i keep telling you to go to hell? And i will not be softened! i'm the iciest being there! ; tsk, me and my laziness if what saved u ; DID U JUST XD I shall bless the rains and all other things down in Caine-ica!

killer24 (Honest that you like to boost my ego, even if indirectly.; Considering you are probably the one I'd use these tricks on through rps, yeah, I ain't going to show you my bag of them. How can one not handle them? Poor Gen, even I have mates who make the odd innuendo or dirty joke.; Yes, reminds me of someone, denying something even when everyone knows they're lying.; Yes it is, I know I'd just end up charming or annoying you more if you could, I guess I'll just have to stick to using emojis as best I can, but what can you do eh?) Alex: *He was breathing heavy, his face flushed as he sheepishly smiled at her.* "O-oh, my bad... I- I can't help but blush when you kiss me like that." *Her aggression had him dumbstruck, the smirk, licking her lips, forcing him closer, he'd almost assume she was just going to eat him up right there and then. His face turned a deeper shade of red at her words, like a bunny being toyed by a fox.* "T-ta-ake me? O-oh... That's, nice to know." (Well that's good, he'd be dead thousands of times over by now if he wasn't excluded. Not always no, sometimes it's just stubbornness or a difference of opinion. They do say short people are closer to hell. Guess that's how I've melted you so well... Unless you want to claim hell has frozen over since your arrival, to keep you *cough* false *cough* icy side. I'll be glad to see you there, I do have trouble settling to new places, I'd need a guide.; Then I'm so glad you are lazy, not like I'm one to talk myself in that area, but details.; Yes, I did, I did indeed. Thank you oh holy one!)

MafiaYJ /pfft, i will not be honest about such lies! ; T3T okay, u win that round then. But none of my friends are enough like me, they are too innocent, most of them havent dated, and the others that are married don feel comfortable joking about it like tsk, you're my saving grace ; oh yes, who ever might that be! ; probably both, perhaps it is good that you only have the emojis Babs: oh my love, i assure you, its not your bad at all *she grinned and as he flushed darker, and his adorable new stutter he had, she indeed felt like she'd caught some of the most delicious prey in the world. she leaned up to him, a smirkstill on her face* i think i'll have you right now, after this kiss- yes i will *she pressed her lips to his and began to kiss him again, her gloved fingers slid down his back and toward his hips, her thumbs rubbing circles as they lingered closer to his waistband* /LOL but thats true, well i guess it really is a good thing, though usually those matters arent like- problematic, i'm thinking more on a scale of "this could really hurt others and its dumb that you would even suggest using something like this, and because you're not listening, i'll make sure no one wil be able to hear that stupid ass plan, by assuring that you wont be able to tell them" ooh, yes, hell has frozen over! because i'm so icy ;D and 'd be happy to be your guide, i'll set you up in one of our best hell suites! ; XD its okay, we all lazy we get it ; nice one! Now go! Go and reap the blessings, mortal one!

killer24 (So you admit that you aren't being honest!; Why thank you, don't worry, I'm sure you'll find out eventually. That's such a shame, they're missing out on all the fun, I'll happily be your saving grace.; I was thinking it was like Odette, guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree eh, like Admin like OC.; Oh yeah, both would make sense, it's probably safer sure, but totally less fun, there aren't enough sarcastic/smirking emojis... Not that I'd add a photo of me smirking to every comment I'd make, that'd be a little too weird.) Alex: *He felt like a trapped prey, not that he minded, it was rather interesting that she could be like this, he was out of his depth it seemed... He'd need to improve to entertain and love her.* "R-right n-now-" *He couldn't finish as she kissed him, letting out a small squeak as he felt her hands head south on his body, was she serious, was she really just going to 'have him right now'? This was exciting he thought while trying his best to focus and return the kiss.* (That's completely shutting them down huh, the more I hear about Babs from you the more she feels like a morally grey, soon to be a villain type woman. I doubt it, you're just nice soft and warm like butter, just accept it, they were your words, to begin with... Is the best hell suite going to be super nice or super torture-y?; Yeah, it's nice to take things slowly sometimes.; Yes, glory to the Snacc bear!!)

MafiaYJ /I DIDNT WORD THAT RIGHT AHHH ; i'm sure i will. But they are, its so fun and funny! yay my saving grace! ; we always say theres a little bit of US in THEM ; PFFT please dont do that, that would be totally weird, but i do think the phones and the emoji makes need to up her smirking/sarcastic emoji game Babs: *babs loved this little side of him, always talked about wanting to get more experiences, but Babs truly didn't mind, in fact this was fun, and she liked turning him into a stuttering mess* Mhm *she moaned against his lips in confirmation as she kissed him, her tongue found its way into his mouth as he regained his focus and her hands snapped his waistband, she smirked as her hand slipped down into his pants, fingers ghosting yet again just above her target* /To me, babs has always been morally grey, she tries to do the right thing, but usually in a very unethical way. To me, she is an anti hero type, so are all my girls actually, none are straight up super hero! Babs is definitely a fallen hero type, wanting to do good but being on earth so long has made her angry and depressed. i dont wanna be soft and warm! even if i am- that means i'm huggable and i dont do hugs! Haha! good question, but because i like you, i'll get an actual nice suite. ; take things slowly? like- torture 030 ; GLORY TO THE SNACC BEAR, this would be hilarious as a comic u know XD

killer24 (A slipup is fair game to capitalise on, always going to catch you out, perhaps it was a slip on purpose!; You will. They are, missing all the good bits. Another ego boost for being your innuendo saving grace!; There is probably too much of us in them sometimes.; But how else could I annoy you with my smirk, guess you'd just have to put up with knowing I'm doing it rather than seeing it. Yes, emojis don't really hold the same smug/cocky power.) Alex: *He shivered as she snapped his waistband, surprised that she actually was going to have him right there and then. His tongue danced with hers as he slowly got into the swing of things, returning the kiss just as passionately, though he still allowed her to dominate it. Now that he was starting to get with the situation he tried to counter-attack, moving one arm around her while the other cupped her face.* (I see, I had a feeling you were going in that direction with them, Babs is definitely the character manifestation of 'either die young or live long enough to become a villain'. I wasn't sure where Odette landed, to be honest, but if she's based on BlackCat then anti-hero does suit her I guess. Mine has a similar affinity, though Alex is all hero, with Ajax being like Mafia, Kane is just Kane... You don't do hugs? Aw, that's a shame, I'd love to hug a soft and warm Gen.; Aw, you shouldn't have, you'll spoil me.; I'd read it, the wild adventures of the might SNACC BEAR!!!)

MafiaYJ /curse me- ; oh dear, what am i doing giving you more to feed on ; sometimes perhaps ; i do exactly that already- Babs: *he was getting into now, she smiled as he began to involve himself. the kissed got more heated and she had to break away for a moment to catch her breath, but returned to kiss him immediately after, her fingers stroked his skin and her hand finally found its target, she wrapped her fingers around his member and stroked softly as she leaned up to kiss him more deeply and lean into his hand that cupper her face* /oh yes, its why its my words of choice for my profile. Yeah Odette is a real BlackCat/Catwoman character type, if not a little sweeter and more down to earth. Man, it surely is surprising that such an All Hero could date such an evil character type. Kane is kane- go figure. You can hug me, sure, but it doesn't mean i wont be pouty about it! ; arent i already spoiling you with all my compliments? ; XD YESSSS i'd be small and have the bear features like a stubby tail, ears! SNACC BEAR and her loyal Wolf friend CAINE KANE!

killer24 (Now she's cursing herself, will she ever stop cursing?!; Oh hush, you try to deny that it's on purpose, but you're trying to inflate my ego, hoping it'll explode?; Yes, sometimes.; Jolly good then!) Alex: *He had just caught his breath when hey parted for that brief moment, only to gasp aloud as she caught hold of him, he tensed up a little at the surprise gripping her butt in instinctive reaction. As she began to softly stroke him he hardened in her hands, his kissing barely managing to keep up at the sudden event until he got used to her.* (Ah, that makes sense now. Well from the comics she had a serious fling or two with spiderman, so I guess her and Ajax isn't so hard to imagine. As for the Hero Alex and the Villainous Babs, well I think there might be some cliche poetic stuff going on, either he thinks he can reform and change her, or just refuses to see her that way. Yes, Kane is Kane. Then I'd just hug you even more, you know what Alex is like when Babs is pouty, you think I won't be the same?; Yes, you probably are.; The great Snacc Bear and loyal wolf Caine Kane? Yeah, that'd make a great series!)

MafiaYJ /i dont think i ever can stop ; i hope for no such thing! ; XD Babs: *she giggled against his lips and her kiss got sweeter and more gentle, now that she was stroking him, he seemed even more out of his element, she'd have some compassion. Her hand stroked down his length softly and his squeezing of her butt made her smile, she loved his instinctive reactions too. Feeling him harden slowly in her hands was a turn on for Babs, she kissed him a little harder at that* /I often think about the use of just Spiderman x Blackcat imagines but some arent accurate enough for my taste. I think its probably a tad bit of both, because i think Alex doesnt really know of her TRUE evil ways because she doesnt act on that when she's with him. I wouldn't expect anything less SIGH poor me, perhaps being hugged wont be TOO bad tsk ; you've said it yourself ; IT WOULD, you and your wolf ears and tail! heck ya, we'd be adorable af

killer24 (Well that isn't so good.; Riiight, I believe you. So all these compliments, what, you just want me to blush or feel flattered? No secret agenda of popping the superego that is Caine Kane?) Alex: *He couldn't help himself while kissing her and let out a few moans, she was crafty suddenly grabbing him like that. Now that the shock was over he would try and take back the lead or at least contest it. He pulled away from her lips and began kissing her neck, with one hand he still gripped her butt the other slipped under her top and carefully made its way up towards her breasts.* (I've seen a few Cloud X Tifa pieces, but I lose them before I get a chance to save them, which is a shame, and that's not even getting started on Ajax X Odette which a tad more tricky.; I feel you might be right, he doesn't know her true evil and she won't reveal it while he's around to witness it, like one giant con. You know it won't, while I wasn't much for hugging a year or so ago and I don't really hug now, I'd make exceptions for a pouty Genesis.; I know I've said it, that doesn't mean I'm the one spoiling me though.; You want me in wolf ears and a tail? While I'd admit we might be somewhat adorable, I think I've found another one of your fetishes. XD)

MafiaYJ /its not like anything is going to happen to me via my own curse ; i cant help it if you do that! and why would i want to pop my darling Caine Kane? Babs: *his moans were perfect, she was surprised at his sudden attempt to take the lead but she smiled and let him, she gasped when pulled back and began to kiss her neck. Her hand squeezed down on him a little when his hands reached her breasts and she felt her nipples react* (we should reaaally move this XD) /snaps! cloud and tifa are a good pair of match for those too! but ajax and odette is harder- i'll have to look some up and see if i find anything ; she is a whole con, babs is a bad person even when she doesnt want to be T3T would you now? oh dear. i wont run though ; and why not? ; BOI it is NOT a fetish i just thought it'd be cute for the character!

killer24 (Well that's not fair! You can't curse yourself and not actually get cursed, yet curse me and I suffer! ; You can't help it, no, but that doesn't mean you don't cause it! I don't know to get me back for all my jokes?) Alex: *He smirked as he took some of the lead, not knowing she let him. Another small squeak escaped him when she squeezed, if she wanted to play that game then he couldn't wait around to tease her, he sucked on her neck as he reached her breasts and lightly squeezed them in retaliation.* (Yes, we really should. XD) (Aren't they, I'm glad there is already a load of art for them, makes things somewhat easier. Poor Ajax and Odette, I'm sure there is something somewhere, if they were edgy enough I'd say the main two from FFXV... I've found a few that might work, though it's a stretch. ; Even now? Is she just conning Alex then? Unintentionally? I figured you wouldn't, kinda like Mafia huh, a total, whats that anime word, tsundere? ; Cause you are the one obviously spoiling me! ; Oh, I know, I'm just teasing you! It was right there and I couldn't resist. XP)