FACT:

1) Cover your stump before 你 hump
2) Before 你 attack her, 包, 换行 your whacker
3) Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud 你 spout
5) Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
6) 你 can’t go wrong, if 你 shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go 首页 and whack it
8) If 你 think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if 你 包, 换行 your peter
10) If 你 slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won’t get sick if 你 包, 换行 your dick
12) If 你 go into heat, package your meat
13) While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When 你 take off her pants...