The Pookie
The pookie fell from a 树
upon hitting the ground he farted
scared at his own flatulence he tried climbing up the tree. But for every branch he grabbed he tooted. and for every twig he broke, he farted.
farting all the way up, pookie climed that tree. He had to make it to the 最佳, 返回页首 你 see, cause that where pookie's make pee. Relief was almost in reach for pookie. till a stiring occurred within.. a rumbling sensation, and pookie knew.. with a tear, that he couldn't hold it in.
Till this 日 those who were near 说 it sounded like a cow mooing. The momentum of his farts became like a rocket and shot pookie up and out that tree! Up in to the sky..till pookie could not be seen.
moral of story? dont eat beans. O_o
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The pookie fell from a 树
upon hitting the ground he farted
scared at his own flatulence he tried climbing up the tree. But for every branch he grabbed he tooted. and for every twig he broke, he farted.
farting all the way up, pookie climed that tree. He had to make it to the 最佳, 返回页首 你 see, cause that where pookie's make pee. Relief was almost in reach for pookie. till a stiring occurred within.. a rumbling sensation, and pookie knew.. with a tear, that he couldn't hold it in.
Till this 日 those who were near 说 it sounded like a cow mooing. The momentum of his farts became like a rocket and shot pookie up and out that tree! Up in to the sky..till pookie could not be seen.
moral of story? dont eat beans. O_o
下一个 chapter "The pookie Returns"
this is my first story that i made on here i'm still decideing if i want to make 更多 of this book 或者 not i am still decideing on a tittle name.please do not hesitate to criticize i need it.thank 你 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 I Taylor Ann Smith was not happy.I was very mad.How dare them! i thought angrily to myself.how dare them decide who i marry!.this all happened when i came down for breakfast."Good morning mother,good morning farther."i 说 happily.Mother was cooking eggs and 烤面包, 吐司 while father was waiting."Hello darling"said Mother cheerfully as she sat a plate of eggs and 烤面包, 吐司 in front of me."good morning taylor" farther answered. his plate."what's happening today?"i asked still eating."well.. mom started looked unconfertable...we decided who 你 were to marry"."What!" i cried almost chocking on my food.
Glance the other way
Rip your 心 out
I just don't care anymore
You're useless
And uncaring
你 know nothing!
Yet 你 pretend 你 do
You're a pretender
A pretender is just a liar in disguise
A pretender is a faker
A pretender hides
A pretender is a maker
Of the dark abyss
你 told me once
I told 你 twice
Now what?
Do we forget the past?
Live for the future?
或者 remember and continue on our path?
...Decisions...Decisions...
Left 或者 right?
Up 或者 down?
Wrong 或者 right?
Please give me the answer
For I do not know
Right and wrong any longer
Rip your 心 out
I just don't care anymore
You're useless
And uncaring
你 know nothing!
Yet 你 pretend 你 do
You're a pretender
A pretender is just a liar in disguise
A pretender is a faker
A pretender hides
A pretender is a maker
Of the dark abyss
你 told me once
I told 你 twice
Now what?
Do we forget the past?
Live for the future?
或者 remember and continue on our path?
...Decisions...Decisions...
Left 或者 right?
Up 或者 down?
Wrong 或者 right?
Please give me the answer
For I do not know
Right and wrong any longer
Chapter 4: Sunny day
These were the days of peace and happiness.
Days were spent in peace and love.
Jack loved his job, even though he wasn't that patient with children who didn't pay attention on his classes.
But, he knew. He was doing something
important, something useful.
And most of all, he knew that his lovely wife
and beautiful little Gwenny were waiting for him
at home.
Dana was amazing at kitchen.
Jack loved everything she made.
One happy family they were.
Like every morning, Jack would go to work,
and Dana would make a breakfast and some coffee to wake them up.
Morning coffee was something wonderful
for both of them.
After having breakfast, Jack would drink coffee
with Dana, looking at her with the same gentle
and passionate 爱情 that never fades.
"I'll see 你 later, darling." - Jack 说 and
went to work.
Dana was still sitting and enjoying in the coffee,
watching through the window the sunlight.
She could smell the 花 that were growing
in the yard.
These were the days of peace and happiness.
Days were spent in peace and love.
Jack loved his job, even though he wasn't that patient with children who didn't pay attention on his classes.
But, he knew. He was doing something
important, something useful.
And most of all, he knew that his lovely wife
and beautiful little Gwenny were waiting for him
at home.
Dana was amazing at kitchen.
Jack loved everything she made.
One happy family they were.
Like every morning, Jack would go to work,
and Dana would make a breakfast and some coffee to wake them up.
Morning coffee was something wonderful
for both of them.
After having breakfast, Jack would drink coffee
with Dana, looking at her with the same gentle
and passionate 爱情 that never fades.
"I'll see 你 later, darling." - Jack 说 and
went to work.
Dana was still sitting and enjoying in the coffee,
watching through the window the sunlight.
She could smell the 花 that were growing
in the yard.
I lied
I lied to them and got caught
I confessed up and told them the truth
but they get 更多 upset
I walk down the dark hallway
into my lonely empty room
I lie on my bed, thinking
I go to 移动 and I can't
I fall down
pain shooting threw me
they walk in
saying I'm faking to make them feel bad
they walk out
leaving me on the ground
crying out in pain
I finally give up
crawl over to the closet
get the gun and cocked it
put it to my temple and pulled the trigger
life...filled with hate
I've chased down all my demons
but it wasn't enough
mistreated,misplaced,misunderstood.
I lied to them and got caught
I confessed up and told them the truth
but they get 更多 upset
I walk down the dark hallway
into my lonely empty room
I lie on my bed, thinking
I go to 移动 and I can't
I fall down
pain shooting threw me
they walk in
saying I'm faking to make them feel bad
they walk out
leaving me on the ground
crying out in pain
I finally give up
crawl over to the closet
get the gun and cocked it
put it to my temple and pulled the trigger
life...filled with hate
I've chased down all my demons
but it wasn't enough
mistreated,misplaced,misunderstood.