How to survive a horror movie apocalypse. 由 L.R.Talbot
This is a 列表 of things to keep in mind in order to survive a horror movie. Note most of these can be used in a daily life as well.
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1.If there's someone at the door never say whose there
2.never put your back against a door. 你 never know if someone has enough strength to put a 刀 through the door plus there's the mail slot to consider.
3.Try to be as quiet as possible especially if they(your attacker 或者 possible attacker) are near by
4.Find a weapon as soon as possible. In my opinion preferably something that could be used and both close and remotely long range. Be sure 你 already know how to use it! If you've ever seen YouTube 视频 person gets hit in the head 由 gun I think it explains it very well. Plus as an add to that note 你 don't need to 火, 消防 a gun and it knock 你 on your butt as a zombie 或者 worse is coming near you. Plus aiming and making your shots count and reloading is important too. My personal 收藏夹 are a .357 magnum, bow and arrow, crossbow, shot gun, assault rifle, samurai sword(sharp blade).
Be careful with the 枪 and the crossbow 或者 even the bow and arrow. They go further than 你 think. A crossbow was designed to penetrate armor back in the Middle Ages. If 你 火, 消防 it at a zombies head unless there are issues with the 《绿箭侠》 或者 the tension is loose on the string of the crossbow then it won't just stay rooted in its head at close range. It will go straight through it and possibly through two 或者 more.
As for 枪 a bullet can travel up to six miles uninterrupted and it can go through a human being and into someone else unless the body stops it 或者 your using the kind of bullets the cops use. Hollow-points can travel even further and can go through anything.
"are 你 a good shot?"
"No, that's why I use a shot gun"- Hansel and Gretel: Witch hunters
5.Never go into a strange house. Your just asking for trouble. If 你 go in one at least have a weapon ready and don't put your back to any open spaces and if 你 can take someone with you.
6.Never go out the front door. 你 never know who might be watching 你 或者 be ready at the door
7. Never go into an empty room. Empty half the time is a bad sign but, this one is something to take with discretion.
8.Always listen to your dog if it barks at something uncontrollably 或者 runs away and 你 don't see a immediate probable cause run. 狗 can sense something amiss whether it be Michael Myers 或者 someone posessed. Which this rule goes for most animals. For instance lets take 泰坦尼克号 all the rats started migrating to a different location on the ship why? Cause they knew it was sinking before the humans even knew.
9. Never say i'll be right back. It's quite rare in a horror movie for someone to return after uttering this phrase.
10.Trust no one completely. The world is full of backstabbers. Don't assume cause you've known this person forever 或者 that your all in the same situation that they won't sell 你 out.
11. Keep plenty of first aid supplies at your reach at all times. This should be self explanatory
12.Avoid dark places. Things 爱情 to hide in the dark. Not to mention its easy for someone to get the drops on you. Then there are also vampires.
13.Never go off alone. Safety in numbers folks. A team of two can fight off someone better than one person 由 themself
14.Don't drink. Alcohol equals death most of the time in horror. Your defenses are lowered, your reactions are slowed. People do stupid things. Not to mention driving away from a killer is a lot easier if your alert.Save the alcohol for fire, first aid and I don't mean snow, it only helps steralize and if your lucky it can be burned in a car but that's mostly the old 模特 but dont use 啤酒 for gas its got too much water and negotiating with other survivors
15.Always keep plenty of stakes, crucifixes, silver, wolfsbane, garlic, holy water and 火, 消防 around. Preferably blessed. Never know when 你 might run into vampires, werewolves, 或者 even bad witches.They all work on all of them some stronger than others. Wolfsbane is hard to come 由 though so 下一个 full moon gather as much as possible and plant some in a garden.
16.Finding hallowed ground could help. Churches, cemeteries, places like that keep most evil away. Providing there hasn't been any dark magic 或者 black mass ceremonies on the land.
17.Wear a 头盔 你 never when Alfred Hichcock's The Birds will come to life.Great for collisions as well as keeping your brains from being plucked out and if you've got the right shield it can save 你 from becoming a zombie.
18.If 你 can find a sleep monitor, that could work if Freddy Krueger is around. A nice sleep monitor with defibrillator and alarm works to save 你 from those demons of your nightmares.
19.Keep the doors and windows locked at all times, but always have an escape route accessible. Prepare for the worst. In I am Legend (2003) Will Smith's character had a fortress but, the 吸血鬼 still got in at the end.
20.Never kill each other cause one way 或者 another what goes around comes around. Can't beat carma
21.always have plenty of spare batteries. Especially AAs and 9Vs those are the one's I've been at a loss for the quickest.
22. Always have extra ammo around and a way to make more. Ammo goes faster than 你 think. 你 never want to be totally without it. Which reminds me pick up your shells 或者 use a classic 357 though its got less shots it keeps all the shells and has a lot of power. There is a reason why Loomis's went up against Michael in Halloween(1978) and 2 with one. They've got a kick that can't be matched 由 much.
23. Have a radio. Hand-cranks are good cause 你 don't have to worry too much about batteries
24.stay away from uigii boards and sayonses unless 你 know for sure what your doing and have an idea of the consequences. They open doors and whether 你 believe in them 或者 not the creatures behind those doors believe in 你
25.if 你 walk to a house and it's got a broken window, broken light, broken 花 pot 或者 the doors ajar 或者 anything else like that don't go in 或者 proceed with caution and if its reality and this is your house call the police and don't go in till they check it out. Just a neighbor won't cut it unless they are thuro and know what they are doing
26. ALWAYS look in the back 座位 of your car before getting in. It could save your life.
27.Stay away from Camp Crystal Lake especially if 你 want to do the lateral tango in the woods 或者 lake 或者 in a cabin
28. Be careful of the motels and hotels 你 stop at. If there is one that has plenty of vacancies be careful 你 might have walked into Psycho. Don't go anywhere 你 might have to stay till the spring thaw either 舱, 小木屋 fever kills.
29.don't go to a life sized gingerbread house and whatever 你 do DON'T eat the candy
30.Don't hitchhike and don't pick up hitchhikers. 你 never know what kind of weirdos 你 might come across
31.be careful what 你 wish for and stay away from djinns-a type of genie that steals your soul 或者 someone else's for every wish he grants
32. Stay away from railroad tracks and tunnels(you never know when the trains coming till its there
33.understand there are things in this world we are not supposed to understand and it isn't 安全 to try and 'be god'
34.Avoid trying urban legends like Bloody Mary 或者 candyman 你 never know 你 might learn its true
35.Learn and know wilderness survival techniques and having a few 图书 as well as a book of WWII traps can't hurt. Look at how well that military book worked for Nancy in A Nightmare on Elm street. She survived!
36.don't hurt someone, call them names, bully them, etc. they just might be another Carrie and can kill 或者 hurt 你 with their mind if 你 push them too far
37.always lock the door before 你 take a shower
38.stay out of lynch mobs. They come back and bite 你 in the butt years later
39.be wary if 你 inherit something from someone you've never met. It might come with something 你 didn't bargain for
40.if 你 have a moguei, don't get it wet, don't get it around bright light and DON'T feed it after midnight 或者 你 get Gremlins
41.Keep an eye on your kids. Anyone from It to a Freddy Krueger before he died can get them if your not careful
42.Stay away from the Fog. This mostly applies to Oregon area but still important especially if the fog moves against the wind
43. Be careful of what toys 你 can buy on the streets
44.be polite especially to cannibals like Hannibal Lector
45. Take cover somewhere with no windows if birds suddenly start attacking, There actually was a real life case that happened not long before Hitchcock shot the birds
46.Stock up on food. Good idea for any type of apocalypse
47.Stay away from Volcanos
48.stay out of the basement 或者 cellar unless there is a tornado
49.Befriend Chuck Norris. He's a valuable allie
50.Be aware of your surroundings
51.Be careful of where 你 go and what 你 do during the full moon. It is the only time the wolfsbane blooms but, 狼人 among other strange things happen.
52.Be careful about old 老友记 that return to town. 你 never no how much things have changed with them.
53.Be careful of plants. 你 don't want a man eating plant that feeds off humans.
54.Be careful in the Arctic. You've got 舱, 小木屋 fever, white out, frostbite among other threats, like The Thing to worry about.
更多 may come soon.
This is a 列表 of things to keep in mind in order to survive a horror movie. Note most of these can be used in a daily life as well.
——————
1.If there's someone at the door never say whose there
2.never put your back against a door. 你 never know if someone has enough strength to put a 刀 through the door plus there's the mail slot to consider.
3.Try to be as quiet as possible especially if they(your attacker 或者 possible attacker) are near by
4.Find a weapon as soon as possible. In my opinion preferably something that could be used and both close and remotely long range. Be sure 你 already know how to use it! If you've ever seen YouTube 视频 person gets hit in the head 由 gun I think it explains it very well. Plus as an add to that note 你 don't need to 火, 消防 a gun and it knock 你 on your butt as a zombie 或者 worse is coming near you. Plus aiming and making your shots count and reloading is important too. My personal 收藏夹 are a .357 magnum, bow and arrow, crossbow, shot gun, assault rifle, samurai sword(sharp blade).
Be careful with the 枪 and the crossbow 或者 even the bow and arrow. They go further than 你 think. A crossbow was designed to penetrate armor back in the Middle Ages. If 你 火, 消防 it at a zombies head unless there are issues with the 《绿箭侠》 或者 the tension is loose on the string of the crossbow then it won't just stay rooted in its head at close range. It will go straight through it and possibly through two 或者 more.
As for 枪 a bullet can travel up to six miles uninterrupted and it can go through a human being and into someone else unless the body stops it 或者 your using the kind of bullets the cops use. Hollow-points can travel even further and can go through anything.
"are 你 a good shot?"
"No, that's why I use a shot gun"- Hansel and Gretel: Witch hunters
5.Never go into a strange house. Your just asking for trouble. If 你 go in one at least have a weapon ready and don't put your back to any open spaces and if 你 can take someone with you.
6.Never go out the front door. 你 never know who might be watching 你 或者 be ready at the door
7. Never go into an empty room. Empty half the time is a bad sign but, this one is something to take with discretion.
8.Always listen to your dog if it barks at something uncontrollably 或者 runs away and 你 don't see a immediate probable cause run. 狗 can sense something amiss whether it be Michael Myers 或者 someone posessed. Which this rule goes for most animals. For instance lets take 泰坦尼克号 all the rats started migrating to a different location on the ship why? Cause they knew it was sinking before the humans even knew.
9. Never say i'll be right back. It's quite rare in a horror movie for someone to return after uttering this phrase.
10.Trust no one completely. The world is full of backstabbers. Don't assume cause you've known this person forever 或者 that your all in the same situation that they won't sell 你 out.
11. Keep plenty of first aid supplies at your reach at all times. This should be self explanatory
12.Avoid dark places. Things 爱情 to hide in the dark. Not to mention its easy for someone to get the drops on you. Then there are also vampires.
13.Never go off alone. Safety in numbers folks. A team of two can fight off someone better than one person 由 themself
14.Don't drink. Alcohol equals death most of the time in horror. Your defenses are lowered, your reactions are slowed. People do stupid things. Not to mention driving away from a killer is a lot easier if your alert.Save the alcohol for fire, first aid and I don't mean snow, it only helps steralize and if your lucky it can be burned in a car but that's mostly the old 模特 but dont use 啤酒 for gas its got too much water and negotiating with other survivors
15.Always keep plenty of stakes, crucifixes, silver, wolfsbane, garlic, holy water and 火, 消防 around. Preferably blessed. Never know when 你 might run into vampires, werewolves, 或者 even bad witches.They all work on all of them some stronger than others. Wolfsbane is hard to come 由 though so 下一个 full moon gather as much as possible and plant some in a garden.
16.Finding hallowed ground could help. Churches, cemeteries, places like that keep most evil away. Providing there hasn't been any dark magic 或者 black mass ceremonies on the land.
17.Wear a 头盔 你 never when Alfred Hichcock's The Birds will come to life.Great for collisions as well as keeping your brains from being plucked out and if you've got the right shield it can save 你 from becoming a zombie.
18.If 你 can find a sleep monitor, that could work if Freddy Krueger is around. A nice sleep monitor with defibrillator and alarm works to save 你 from those demons of your nightmares.
19.Keep the doors and windows locked at all times, but always have an escape route accessible. Prepare for the worst. In I am Legend (2003) Will Smith's character had a fortress but, the 吸血鬼 still got in at the end.
20.Never kill each other cause one way 或者 another what goes around comes around. Can't beat carma
21.always have plenty of spare batteries. Especially AAs and 9Vs those are the one's I've been at a loss for the quickest.
22. Always have extra ammo around and a way to make more. Ammo goes faster than 你 think. 你 never want to be totally without it. Which reminds me pick up your shells 或者 use a classic 357 though its got less shots it keeps all the shells and has a lot of power. There is a reason why Loomis's went up against Michael in Halloween(1978) and 2 with one. They've got a kick that can't be matched 由 much.
23. Have a radio. Hand-cranks are good cause 你 don't have to worry too much about batteries
24.stay away from uigii boards and sayonses unless 你 know for sure what your doing and have an idea of the consequences. They open doors and whether 你 believe in them 或者 not the creatures behind those doors believe in 你
25.if 你 walk to a house and it's got a broken window, broken light, broken 花 pot 或者 the doors ajar 或者 anything else like that don't go in 或者 proceed with caution and if its reality and this is your house call the police and don't go in till they check it out. Just a neighbor won't cut it unless they are thuro and know what they are doing
26. ALWAYS look in the back 座位 of your car before getting in. It could save your life.
27.Stay away from Camp Crystal Lake especially if 你 want to do the lateral tango in the woods 或者 lake 或者 in a cabin
28. Be careful of the motels and hotels 你 stop at. If there is one that has plenty of vacancies be careful 你 might have walked into Psycho. Don't go anywhere 你 might have to stay till the spring thaw either 舱, 小木屋 fever kills.
29.don't go to a life sized gingerbread house and whatever 你 do DON'T eat the candy
30.Don't hitchhike and don't pick up hitchhikers. 你 never know what kind of weirdos 你 might come across
31.be careful what 你 wish for and stay away from djinns-a type of genie that steals your soul 或者 someone else's for every wish he grants
32. Stay away from railroad tracks and tunnels(you never know when the trains coming till its there
33.understand there are things in this world we are not supposed to understand and it isn't 安全 to try and 'be god'
34.Avoid trying urban legends like Bloody Mary 或者 candyman 你 never know 你 might learn its true
35.Learn and know wilderness survival techniques and having a few 图书 as well as a book of WWII traps can't hurt. Look at how well that military book worked for Nancy in A Nightmare on Elm street. She survived!
36.don't hurt someone, call them names, bully them, etc. they just might be another Carrie and can kill 或者 hurt 你 with their mind if 你 push them too far
37.always lock the door before 你 take a shower
38.stay out of lynch mobs. They come back and bite 你 in the butt years later
39.be wary if 你 inherit something from someone you've never met. It might come with something 你 didn't bargain for
40.if 你 have a moguei, don't get it wet, don't get it around bright light and DON'T feed it after midnight 或者 你 get Gremlins
41.Keep an eye on your kids. Anyone from It to a Freddy Krueger before he died can get them if your not careful
42.Stay away from the Fog. This mostly applies to Oregon area but still important especially if the fog moves against the wind
43. Be careful of what toys 你 can buy on the streets
44.be polite especially to cannibals like Hannibal Lector
45. Take cover somewhere with no windows if birds suddenly start attacking, There actually was a real life case that happened not long before Hitchcock shot the birds
46.Stock up on food. Good idea for any type of apocalypse
47.Stay away from Volcanos
48.stay out of the basement 或者 cellar unless there is a tornado
49.Befriend Chuck Norris. He's a valuable allie
50.Be aware of your surroundings
51.Be careful of where 你 go and what 你 do during the full moon. It is the only time the wolfsbane blooms but, 狼人 among other strange things happen.
52.Be careful about old 老友记 that return to town. 你 never no how much things have changed with them.
53.Be careful of plants. 你 don't want a man eating plant that feeds off humans.
54.Be careful in the Arctic. You've got 舱, 小木屋 fever, white out, frostbite among other threats, like The Thing to worry about.
更多 may come soon.
Vandals and crooks
an aging man, caught like a 鱼 on a hook
Getting reeled in, he's easy prey
Eyes sag, creating bags, pupils widen, creating paralysis
Confusion and fear
An ailing man, with 鱼 hooks everywhere
The biggest catch today
Pavement runs red, creating pain, flesh torn, creating animals
Torment and Horror
An aching man, aches no more
The 鱼 hook rips away
Smiles widen, creating youth, blood drips, creating paralysis
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an aging man, caught like a 鱼 on a hook
Getting reeled in, he's easy prey
Eyes sag, creating bags, pupils widen, creating paralysis
Confusion and fear
An ailing man, with 鱼 hooks everywhere
The biggest catch today
Pavement runs red, creating pain, flesh torn, creating animals
Torment and Horror
An aching man, aches no more
The 鱼 hook rips away
Smiles widen, creating youth, blood drips, creating paralysis
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“I’m so sorry,” I whispered. Shrinking into myself, I began to run away. The man wouldn’t catch me. But something held me back. I went back to him and reappeared. “Help me.” I wasn’t even sure he heard me I 说 it so low. Suddenly, my body couldn’t take the pain. There was a buzzing in my ears, a pounding in my head, and spots in my vision. It was then the darkness swallowed me whole.
I don't talk about this on a sheet
I want to everybody see
What 你 do of me
I'm become a princess
with a knight who not fearless
I want to watch a cloudless sky
because my 心 and my eyes cry
Chorus
It is what I want
It is what I need
And never other thing
that the 爱情 which I want
The only thing I know
It's I'm better when 你 are
Near to me, did 你 know?
And I want that 你 are
Chorus
It's like
I have a 刀 in my back
It's like
I don't can stay in the black
Without what I want
Without what I need
Chorus x3
You're all I want
I'll be what 你 need
And ever other thing
If it's what 你 want
People say 花 are beautiful.
They're beautiful, that's true.
They also provide oxygen for us.
People say weeds are ugly.
They apparently have no value,
Nor do they deserve to live.
I'm not talking weeds that grow in the garden.
I'm talking about wild plants.
Well, weeds are flowers, too.
Just give them a chance.
Once 你 get to know them, they're amazing.
They can be just as pretty as flowers.
I may not be an orchid 或者 a sunflower.
I may not be a rose 或者 an iris.
I'm 更多 of a dandelion.
I may be a weed, but I'm not so bad.
Give me half a chance. I'm pretty neat.
So, weeds are flowers, too.
Get to know them. They're pretty great.
They're beautiful, that's true.
They also provide oxygen for us.
People say weeds are ugly.
They apparently have no value,
Nor do they deserve to live.
I'm not talking weeds that grow in the garden.
I'm talking about wild plants.
Well, weeds are flowers, too.
Just give them a chance.
Once 你 get to know them, they're amazing.
They can be just as pretty as flowers.
I may not be an orchid 或者 a sunflower.
I may not be a rose 或者 an iris.
I'm 更多 of a dandelion.
I may be a weed, but I'm not so bad.
Give me half a chance. I'm pretty neat.
So, weeds are flowers, too.
Get to know them. They're pretty great.
I will remember 你 always.
Will 你 remember me?
That is a 问题 for 你 to answer,
And not me.
I promise
That I will always
Keep the flame of memory alive.
The fun that we had will never
Be forgotten.
Even on foggy evenings,
The darkest of nights,
你 will always be in my heart.
For I know that 你 will help me
Keep the flame of memory blazing
Always.
All the good times that we had,
All the fun that we had,
All the tears that we let out,
All the anger we let out
Will never be wasted.
Because every 分钟 of it
Is in my heart.
I will tend to the fire
Every night,
Recollecting all the memories we have
Knowing that the flame of memory
Is the brightest flame of all
And it will blaze on.
Will 你 remember me?
That is a 问题 for 你 to answer,
And not me.
I promise
That I will always
Keep the flame of memory alive.
The fun that we had will never
Be forgotten.
Even on foggy evenings,
The darkest of nights,
你 will always be in my heart.
For I know that 你 will help me
Keep the flame of memory blazing
Always.
All the good times that we had,
All the fun that we had,
All the tears that we let out,
All the anger we let out
Will never be wasted.
Because every 分钟 of it
Is in my heart.
I will tend to the fire
Every night,
Recollecting all the memories we have
Knowing that the flame of memory
Is the brightest flame of all
And it will blaze on.