Announcer: This is R.A.T. News. Giving 你 the most 最近的 news of today. Here’s your host, Michael Rekk
Michael: Good evening. Tonight, once a singer, now a low life man slut. National pop singer, Malcolm Jacobs, has just been seen disgracing the public with his bizarre outfit. During a concert, what he did was inexcusable. He lifted his arms into the air, lifting his 衬衫 up, 展示 just a bit too much… 或者 his stomach. Truly, a traumatizing scene for everyone. Let us go live, to the witness at the scene.
Actor: I remember when Malcolm Jacobs was once a great guy, but now… (turns page...
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