(The following is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not murder and then sue me)

So, 你 failed at everything else in life and want to become youtobe famous? Well, it’s your lucky day, 你 sad fuck, because I am going to tell 你 how 你 can become internet famous in just five easy ways.

Step 1: Do A Review

Now, your review (Or rather, your pointless opinion that no one gives a shit about) is what makes a perfect review. Weather it’s movie, 或者 tv shows, 或者 anime, 或者 the most overused of them, games, 你 too can be the perfect whore 由 pleasuring companies with a folded hundred dollar...

Plot
Long ago, the world was ruled 由 the immortal dragons, where they were all immortal. Except for Seath, the scaleless, legless albino dragon. He was mocked 由 his brothers for the color of his skin. So, naturally, he was so PO’d, that he wanted to do whatever he could to kill all of his brothers, because why not. So, after searching forever, he was able to find three lords. Gravelord Nito, a giant dead guy made of a million other dead guys who was responsible for the diseases in Lordran (Thanks for the herpes, prick), The Witch of Izalith, a women with a whole lot of children and was up...

最佳, 返回页首 49 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands (Least 最喜爱的 to Favorite)

49: Tingle Island
48: North 三角形, 三角 Island
47: East 三角形, 三角 Island
46: South 三角形, 三角 Island
45: 星, 星级 带, 皮带 Archipelago
44: Crescent Moon Island
43: Five-Star Isles
42: Horseshoe Island
41: 星, 星级 Island
40: Seven-Star Isles
39: Mother and Child Isles
38: Greatfish Isle
37: Ice Ring Isle
36: Southern Fairy Island
35: North Fairy Island
34: West Fairy Island
33: East Fairy Isle
32: Thorned Fairy Island
31: Two-Eye Reef
30: Four-Eye Reef
29: Three-Eye Isle
28: Six-Eye Reef
27: Five Eye Reef
26: Cyclops Reef
25: Angular Island
24: Spectacle Isle
23:...

We all have those animated 电影院 that we can't help but 爱情 SO much. Whether it's for the music, animation, comedy, 或者 even personal reasons in general, 你 can't help but push the replay button 50,000 times and never get tired of it.

And that's what this 列表 is about! Every 日 (Or two) I'll be posting another part to this list, so keep that in mind while 你 read this!

Sit down, relax, and get out your soda! Because WE ARE COUNTING DOWN..........

My 最佳, 返回页首 10 最喜爱的 Animated Films!

#10. The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks, 2000)

This is a perfect example of a movie that just doesn't get as much...

Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, 或者 self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy 意大利面 characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman 阅读 horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the 作者 of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...

School Days.......... There is no intro. Lets just get this over with
(Warning. This 文章 contains spoilers)
Now, I want to start off 由 saying that School Days is the worst 日本动漫 I have ever seen. Let me repeat that. THE WORST 日本动漫 I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! Its like someone got a hold of some awful fanfiction and turned it into an anime. So, lets start. This whole 日本动漫 is based off our main character, Dickhead Fuckface..... Oh, sorry, I mean Makoto.... AKA Dickhead Fuckface. Incase your wondering why I'm saying this, well its simple. I fucking hate Makoto. He is like David from The Pokemon...

Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the 最佳, 返回页首 game on the XBox. 任天堂 consoles have Mario and PS游戏机 has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb 屁股 soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where 你 have to die for story reasons so 你 can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...

When I was a little kid, I played this one video game called Vigilante 8: 秒 Offensives. In that game, there was a level where 你 can find a meteor and a giant ant would come out and attack. Since then, I’ve always been fascinated 由 the idea of giant bugs in fiction. Only a few years 以前 did I find out about this movie, 1954’s Them!. This was the first giant bug movie, which depending on your taste, is an accomplishment 或者 a failure on the 电影院 part. So, for the third 日 of Cultober, let us take a look at Them and see what makes it such a classic film for the time of the 50s.

...

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost 小马 was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every 年 on the 日 of the accident, the ghost 小马 runs around ponyville, shreiking like a 迷失 soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are 你 talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....

Song: link

Saten Twist: Season 2 is over. I shall be the host.
S.B: No you're not. *Pushes Saten Twist off a cliff* Someone good is gonna be the host, and that someone is me. I'm from Trainz, and welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Now in case you're wondering, S does stand for Sean, and I am the one who wrote these stories. Everything we're 展示 this night is from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Episode 18

The Stolen Coaches

The narrow gauge engines on Mr. Percival's Railway, enjoy Market Day. They get lots of passengers, and lots of visitors.

Today was Market Day, and...

*Hannah remained back, as she looked at Diana, allowing her to do the deed. She didn’t know what this creature was, but she allowed her to do what she had to do. Diana picked up the bat and swung down hard on the monsters head. The creature gave a loud shriek at being struck, only to stop once it was hit again. Diana continued to hit the creature, it’s black, thick blood spraying onto her and onto the floor with each time it was struck. Diana only hit the creature harder and harder each time. She started to scream, cursing at the creature, hitting it harder and harder, before Hannah finally...

Well, I just can’t believe it. Over a hundred full 文章 of Corner of Horror. I never thought that this 日 would come, but here it is. And boy am I glad that this 日 has finally come, and on a 万圣节前夕 no less. It’s almost like it was meant to be. For over a 年 now, I have been talking about the many different kinds of horror and in different media from films to games to literature, and I still plan on doing 更多 reviews in the future. But, today, I have had something very special planned, since the beginning. Something I have been waiting to talk about since the 日 I started Corner...

Teacher: Okay, students. Listen up. Today, a speaker from Canada, 由 the name of Marcus King will be coming to tell us about the politics in America
Wind: Oh, that should go over well
Teacher: So, when he comes in, I want 你 all to treat this man with nothing but the utmost respect. Seriously, if he hates on this school, our reputation will be tarnished, the school will go out of business, and I will lose the only job that supports my drinking habits.
Cody: (Raises hand)
Teacher: Yes, Cody?
Cody: Canadians are from another planet, right?
Teacher: Oh, I am so fucked.

Marcus: Hello, students. I’m...

Wind: (Walking with James and Cody) I’m telling 你 guys right now, those Transmorphers 电影院 are terrible
James: I don’t know, the box office says otherwise
Wind: That’s because it has some pretty effects. That’s literally all that movie has. It’s just shit 表演 and even shittier writing.
Cody: I have no idea what that is. I just like the pretty effects
Wind: Of course 你 would, Cody (As they walk, they see a large group of people around a poster)
James: What’s this (They all 移动 to the front of the crowd)
Wind: (Reads poster) The amazing singer, Katherine Lisun as she performs...

Hey… Remember these…. I 婊子, 子 and complain about stuff like an asshole for you’re people's entertainment because… I guess you’re 最喜爱的 Youtuber wasn’t on right now and I was the best 你 could get. So, with that all 说 and done, let us start talking about 更多 stuff that I hate because I really don’t enjoy anything

Horror Movies

Now, don’t get me wrong. There are hundreds of amazing horror films. I’m talking about the ones that suck so goddamn bad, that it’s basically caused me to not give a shit anymore. The trailers alone suck, as they always consist of 随意 moments...

Right now, I am in my junior 年 of high school, 或者 as I like to call it, my “No-More-Fucking-Around Year”. The classes are a lot 更多 harder, and they have a lot 更多 work. I am actually surprised I still manage to have plenty of free time once I get home. One of the hardest classes I have taken this 年 is Psychology. All 你 do is take notes, but since no one is waiting for you, it’s not that easy to take notes. 你 need to have the wrist speed of The Flash if 你 want to get everything that is necessary for a test. However, the teacher in the class is one of the funniest I have...