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2016 was the worst thing since the the entirety of Tumblr. Okay, maybe it’s not that. Let me try again. 2016 is as fun as being diagnosed with seven types of cancer at once. Yeah, that sounds 更多 fair. In case it wasn’t obvious, I really hated 2016. 2016 was the 年 everything and everyone fucked up… big time. And I’ve got a lot to talk about, so don’t 你 all worry. Now, before we’re forced to dig into...

Hello, everyone. Been awhile since I did a proper count down. Guess I needed a bit of a break. Well, now that I’m back, I guess I should do a rather bigger version of an older list. Well, kinda bigger. Definitely 更多 words, but not as much entries. That 列表 being my 最佳, 返回页首 100 video games. Now, I can’t do a whole 最佳, 返回页首 100 list, since the 潮流粉丝俱乐部 文章 can only hold so many words, so I will just have to do a 最佳, 返回页首 10, while mentioning the other games as well. So, let’s get started. Also, my opinion on games may have changed since the last 最佳, 返回页首 100 of this list, so it may not be as big...

Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green 日 as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed 由 the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...

Hey, Corner of Horror. Remember when this was a series I had over a hundred 文章 on? Yeah, not really finding much to talk about with this franchise, I felt a long break was the best thing that it needed, and well, after a long break and one movie reviewed this 年 that was very meh, I think now is to talk about a movie, and this time, to strike while the iron is mildly warm. So who here remembers Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark?



While most children my age were probably growing up 阅读 Goosebumps, I was 阅读 Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark, and 鸡皮疙瘩 was the first to...

Okay, let me just get this out of the way, right now. The Devilman run is one of the silliest things I think I've ever seen. I can't handle looking at this without laughing. It's the stupidest thing ever and I 爱情 it. But, that aside, let us discuss the Netflix original anime, Devilman: Crybaby, and why people have gotten so excited when talking about it.



Devilman: Crybaby is a ten episode Netflix original anime. Now, there haven't been much Netflix original animes. Including this one, there's about... three.... One of them being Neo Yokio. Oh, now that's true terror. Anyway, Devilman:...

Takeshi Obata (Death Note, Bakuman)



The creator of Death Note is mostly respected for the insane thriller story he was able to create, and how it was able to become a world-wide phenomenon, despite being banned in some countries. But what I like the most about Death Note is the art style. Sure, 你 could pass this art off as the typical emo-haired teenager who works at your local Hot Topic, and, yeah, I can see that, but I really think it has style. For a story as dark as Death Note, I think that kind of arty fits it. And with Obata using his art to create some astounding imagery and symbolism...

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Snow Wonder: *Hears the music* Oh, we're back to this song.
Annie: What's wrong with that? I like it.
Toad: We're making our first appearance with the other characters in this intro Mr. Oliver.
Oliver: I'm excited too Toad.
Toad: But I'm not excited. I'm nervous. *Begins to shake*
Oliver: You're shaking 由 yourself?!
Toad: I told 你 I'm nervous! *Falls apart*
Oliver: There's a first.
Hawkeye: I thought we agreed to get a new opening song.
Pete: It seems that someone changed it.
Gordon: That's right. It was me, Gordon Suite!
Everyone: Boo!!! *Throwing tomatoes at Gordon*
Thomas: I wish we had...

Cody: Holy crap
Wind: What? What are 你 “holy crap”-ing about?
Cody: I just got a message on Spacebook from my cousin. He told me that he was going to come to Eastwood for a visit
Wind: Why would he want to do that
Cody: I don’t know. Something about hiding from his angry drug dealer who wants to shoot him for ripping him off 或者 something
Wind: …. Drug dealer?
Cody: Hey, don’t worry. He only smokes marijuana?
Wind: And that’s good because…?
Cody: Well, it could be a lot of worse things
Wind: Whatever 你 say

Cody: I didn’t know you’d want to see him too
Wind: I just wanted to get a...