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Walking dead spoof 3... Part 1

posted by Canada24

It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere 写作 it the other way.

Joe: 你 screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., 你说 that several times now..

Joe: 你 killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would 你 want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are 你 serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are 你 braindead 或者 something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would 你 want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE 你 KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill 你 straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the 摇篮 and the silver spoon"

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Get's His Gamecube Stolen 由 His Older Brother

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, before I got a chance to play on the Gamecube, I had always played a bunch of Plug n Play games. They were honestly some of the worst experiences a gamer could ever face. No gamer wants to be stuck with a couple of wired Atari controllers with a paint job having to that are plugged into the TV. However, when I was at the age of seven, my grandma came in giving me and my brothers our very first game console. The 任天堂 Gamecube, which would soon become my 最喜爱的 console ever. And not only did we get a Gamecube, but we got a whole bunch of games. Animal Crossing, Crash Bandicoot: Wrath...

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What's Your Take - 文章 197 - Napoleon Dynamite POOR

posted by windwakerguy430

Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who 或者 what the characters and setting is, but 你 don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....

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What's Your Take - 文章 177 - Hell Phones (A Not-So-Mini Rant)

posted by windwakerguy430

Now, this is not much of a review, but, this has to be addressed. Cell Phones have basically become the closest thing humanity has gotten to brainwashing. I’m not kidding. Literally, everywhere I go. Weather its to school, to work, to the store, to the bank, to Starbucks. There is ALWAYS someone on there phone. Hell, I’m not even 安全 from this at home. Now, some of 你 might find this crazy, but, I do not have a cellphone. I just don’t see the point. Not to mention, if I had one, I’d be like everyone else in my school. A brainwashed zombie who can’t keep their eyes off their phone...

Sequel to Walking Dead Spoof

posted by Canada24

I'm glad my old one was so enjoyable, Here's 更多 of it. Same roles...

While cleaning out the prison, Thomas tried to stab Rick for the the third time now.

"What the hell was that!?" Rick cried angrily.

"It was coming at m-

"Wait.. I Think 你 have something on the side of your head!" Rick pointed out.

"What are 你 tal- (suddenly Rick stabs his trademark, red handled machete wait though Thomas's head graphically killing him)".

"Got it!" Rick cried, seeming unaware that he killed a man.

Suddenly an angry Andrew charged at him, but Rick body slammed him against a wall.

"That wasn't very nice!" Rick...

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 1

posted by windwakerguy430

Chuck: (Working on motorcycle)
Backstage Worker: Okay, Mr... uh
Chuck: The names Chuck Greene. Just like one of the 颜色 of the rainbow
Backstage: ........ Okay
Chuck: (To Katey) Okay, Katey, I'm gonna go make us some money
Katey: 你 mean your going out to compete in a deadly game 显示 killing hundreds of zombies in a brutal fashion, and even if 你 get first place, 你 will get no respect from the recurring characters in the story
Chuck: Exactly
Katey: ........ 你 really should have become a lawyer
Chuck: Oh, Katey, don't 你 know. Any game with a lawyer would suck
(Meanwhile)
Phoenix Wright: Fuck...

Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Abridged - Part 2

posted by windwakerguy430

Tetra: So, now that we are here, are 你 ready to go on an amazing adventure to save your sister
Link: No
Tetra: Then let us- Wait, what do 你 mean 由 no
Link: 你 see, my mother used to tell me stories of a 《勇敢传说》 hero who went through many hardships to save the land from evil. And I can assure you, I fucking hate the stuff he went through. He almost got killed 由 spiders, lizards, jellyfish monsters, ghosts, dragons, water.... Yeah, just water, zombies, witches, pigmen, tribal warriors, goats, giant fish, worms, and a scary mask, and I can assure 你 I won't go on some crappy adventure
Tetra:...

What's Your Take - 文章 50 - The Dead Channel (50th 文章 Special)

posted by windwakerguy430

Well... I can't believe its here. I 说 I'd review this back in my Modofiyers review, so here it is. I give 你 the worst, and I mean the fucking WORST, channel of this 日 and age... Nickelodeon.
Okay, so why is Nickelodeon so awful... Well, lets compare some other channels. Cartoon Network has Adventure Time. 迪士尼 has Gravity Falls. Hub has My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. What does Nickelodeon have......... They have modern Spongebob, Sangey and Craig, and........... Well, I'll tell 你 the other 显示 when it comes to it. Now, these are the three shows that Nickelodeon has most......

迅速, 斯威夫特 Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 5)

posted by windwakerguy430

Courtroom No. 3
12: 00 p.m. June 16th

Judge: So, I believe that Mr. Mays was able to bring in the witness
Marcus: Yes, your honor. She is a little scared, so I suggest 你 try to keep calm... Mr. Justice
Swift: *There is something about this guy... I don't know what... But I feel like... No, thats just crazy talk*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Jessica: I'm Jessica Jess and... Well... Lou prefers to do all the hard work
Marcus: So 你 witnessed the murder
Jessica: ...Yes
Marcus: And, could 你 tell us who was the killer
Lou: ...*smile*
Jessica: I-it was... It was Lou
Lou: ................WHAT!!!...

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Jojo-nuary: 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Minor Villains in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

posted by windwakerguy430

I have already stated before that Jojo has lots of villains in it that make it amazing. From sadistic vampires, to serial killers, to the president of the United States of America. But, for every major villain that is in Jojo, there is… at least twenty minor villains that are right behind them. Minor villains are a major part of Jojo. They appear all the time to be a challenge for the team who is hunting a villain. Whether their Stand is named after Tarot Cards, Egyptian gods, rock bands, whether they are members of Dio, part of a dangerous gang, terrorists from another country, 随意 prisoners,...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 35 Part 2/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they 移动 forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Wayne: Really? You've done it again!!! Whatever, let's just get the back to back episodes started.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*...

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Jojo-nuary: Ranking of Stands in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo

posted by windwakerguy430

On January 1st, 1987, the world was graced with the first edition of the Japanese manga, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Phantom Blood. 30 years later, in 2017, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure is still going strong. In fact, it’s even stronger today than it has ever been, and I am happy for that. So, to celebrate the 30th anniversary of Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, I am going to make the 月 of January an event known only as Jojo-nuary, where I will be making many lists associated with Jojo. And to start this event off, I am going to introduce 你 all to the ranking of Stands from the fifth edition...

Windwakerguy430's Ranking of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable Stands

posted by windwakerguy430

Well, everyone, it seems that Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable is coming to a close soon, with the last few episodes just left before the series finale. All that’s left is to wait for Bites the Dust, and hopefully a Vento Aureo 日本动漫 in the coming future. So, before we all say goodbye to Diamond is Unbreakable forever, I want us to take a look at the multiple enemy Stands that appeared in the series. Unlike Stardust Crusaders, the Stands in this part were a little 更多 creative. Not as impressive in some skills and strategies, but still pretty creative. Not to mention, the...

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Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Gamecube Games

posted by windwakerguy430

The Gamecube was such a criminally underrated console, with so many beloved games that are still appreciated to this day. So, with the Gamecube always being a 最喜爱的 console of mine, I decided to do a 列表 on what I think are the best games on the system. Now, I am not going to include any of the games from my 最佳, 返回页首 ten list, so no Resident Evil 4 或者 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, because those two games would obviously make the list, and for good reason. Also, these are all games that only I have played. So, no F Zero GX 或者 Baten Kaitos. Also, these games have to be Gamecube exclusives. It can...

Con Mane: Casino Of Solace

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting 动物 to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain 小马 that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did 你 find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he 偷了 a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...

Windwakerguy430's 最佳, 返回页首 Ten Most Pathetic Enemies in Video Games

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. Some fun, some hard, some FUCKING ANNOYING (Which I already touched upon) And then there are the ones that are so pathetic, they make 你 just say to yourself, "Why....". So, here are the 最佳, 返回页首 ten enemies I find to be the most pathetic. First, only games I play and only one per franchise. Now, lets begin

Goomba

#10: Goomba from Super Mario Bros. - First off is the most iconic enemy in video games, but also one of the most pathetic. Seriously, they just walk back and forth. Thats... it. That's there so called attack pattern....

What's Your Take - 文章 80 - Tiny Bomb Giant Tosh S**tstory

posted by windwakerguy430

日本 makes some weird stuff. However, weird isn't always bad. Take a look at Super Mario Bros. 你 play as a plumber saving a princess from a dinosaur as 你 look for mushrooms and fight walking mushrooms and turtles in shoes, and that game makes a billion dollars with each game released... However... if 你 look on the opposite side of the spectrum, weird isn't always good. With that, we get a 日本漫画 with a 标题 so perverted, I am sure this review will get flagged. It's Tiny Boobs Giant Tits History.
Now, let me tell you, if 你 don't know what hentai is, your too young to read this story,...