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Mr. Bruce: I have a song that will help 你 destroy the Eastern Pacific.
Panzer: *Listening to the music*
Robert: This ain't inspirin' me to do anythin'.
Mr. Bruce: Wait for it.
Matt: We already went through this, and some 随意 girl interrupted us.
Mr. Bruce: Fine! We'll wait 下一个 week to destroy the Eastern Pacific. I hope you're happy!

Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord
Fluttershy........................................Whataspy
Lyra Heartstrings..............................Miss. Moneybit
Fenix Lighter & Everypony else as theirselves

Now, lets start this! in Canterlot

Celestia: We have 迷失 one of M.I.6's greatest spies, Rareesa Dicaprio. She was married to Con Mane, shortly before her death.
soldiers: *aim rifles in air*
Con: If only my horn wasn't shot, I would have saved her.
P: I understand, but we gotta head back to base.
Moneybit: I'm sure you'll find another special somepony.
Con: I think I already have.
Celestia: Fire!
soldiers: *fire rifles*

Back at C.I.E headquarters

Con: We just got back, and now 你 want me to go to Las Pegasus?
P: Two assassins are killing 随意 ponies for no reason, but here's the worst part.
Con: They take drugs?
P: NO! They're lesbians.
Con: Well that's the only thing worse then taking drugs.
P: And there's a possibility that they work for Discord.
Con: Really? I thought I've seen the last of that monster.
P: Nope.
Con: How did he survive a fall from a cable car anyway?
P: He didn't. Shortly after he hit the ground one of his soldiers brought him back to life.
Con: And that soldier must be a unicorn.
P: Umm, actually he isn't. He's an alicorn.
Con: Oh gr8!
P: S has some stuff for 你 to take on your mission.
Con: Ten 4.
Moneybit: Do 你 take everything as a joke?
Con: Why do 你 say that?
Moneybit: The way 你 were saying "Ten 4", and I heard 你 saying that 女同性恋 were the only thing worse then taking drugs.
Con: Well they are!
Moneybit: What if I was a lesbian?
Con: You're not.
Moneybit: What if I was a lesbian?
Con: Who would 你 be dating?
Moneybit: Bonbon.
Con: Ok, I don't see a problem with that. Bye.

2 B continued....














Not really. Con met S in his work area.

S: Con, just in time!
Con: For what?
S: The break up of Flimflam.
Con: What? They were good at making cars, why'd they break up?
S: They were too good, and were forced to break up. Now it's Flam, which just bought Lunicorn, and made it it's own subsidiary, while Flim became a part of PM. Here is one of their cars.
Con: What is it?
S: A Flim Special, and this time the 枪 are at the side of the doors.
Con: Interesting.
S: It will also lean on any side 你 wish.
Con: Really? What else?
S: Turbo boost.
Con: So this is technically the very first car to have turbo boost.
S: Yes. This car is all I can give 你 on such short notice, but it has your gun in it.
Con: Nambu 或者 1911?
S: Nambu.
Con: Good, I've been starting to like that gun.

Con recieved his equipment from S, and left for Las Pegasus. When he got there, he met a mare, that was running away from some one.

Whataspy: *gets in car* Drive!
Con: Ok *drives fast*
Bambi: She got away!
Thumper: I saw the license plate, we'll call the cops.

So they did, and they chased Con's car.

Whataspy: Those ponies chasing me must have called them.
Con: We'll lose them.
Cop 1: All units, the Special is heading toward Howlywood. Set up a roadblock!
Cops 2 & 3: *block road with cars*
Con: *deploys machine guns*
Whataspy: What was that?
Con: Something surprising *shoots cars out of the way*
Cop 2: He passed us!
Cop 1: Ten 4, I'm still on him.
Con: *goes into alleyway*
Cop 1: *follows*
Whataspy: This isn't a good idea. The alleyway will get too narrow.

And to make things worse, a ramp was in the way

Con: Lean over *goes past ramp*
Cop 1: *flips over car*
Whataspy: D:
Con: *gets out of alleyway* 你 were saying?
Whataspy: How did your car do that?
Con: That depends, what job do 你 have?
Whataspy: I work for the FBI
Con: Alright, I work for the C.I.E, my quartermaster gave me this car.
Whataspy: Who is your leader?
Con: P, do 你 know her?
Whataspy: I know her.
Con: Ok. Who were those ponies chasing after you?
Whataspy: They work for someone named Ernst.
Con: Ernst Staverald Discord?
Whataspy: Um, yeah.
Con: That's odd. I have to stop somepony assassinating others that work for Discord, but their names are Miss. Filly, and Miss. Silver.
Whataspy: Oh those lesbians?
Con: Yeah. Maybe I could help 你 with what you're doing, and vice versa.
Whataspy: I would like that.

So they teamed up.

Con had to follow those two ponies that were chasing Whataspy in a different car since they saw his Special.

Thumper: I think were being followed.
Bambi: No were not. Relax were almost there.
Con: These houses are nice.

The two soon went into their house, and Con teleported into it

Bambi: We have someone intruding!
Con: No I'm not, I just thought I could ask some questions.
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: Catch me if 你 can earth ponies *teleports to swimming pool*
Bambi: Where did he go?
Thumper: Who cares? We don't have to worry about him anymore.
Bambi: What if he's still inside?
Con: They have an indoor pool?!
Bambi: I told 你 so.

Both mares went running to where Con was.

Con: *grabs gun*
mares: *run at him*
Con: *shoots Bambi*
Thumper: *hits Con*
Con: *drops gun*
Bambi: *grabs lamp*
Fenix: Where does she live?
Whataspy: I don't know, but Con is dealing with them.
Fenix: Con Mane? We gotta hurry now!
germans: *run*
Bambi: *hits con with lamp*
Con: *falls on floor*
Bambi & Thumper: *throw him into pool*
Con: Wwhhooaaa
Bambi & Thumper: *jump in*
Con: *swimming*
Bambi & Thumper: *drown Con*
Con: *comes up out of water*
Fenix: *runs in*
Con: *drowns mares*

And as soon as the two were being drowned Fenix got closer with other ponies carrying guns.

Con: Hello Fenix.
Fenix: Where's Bambi & Thumper?
Con: Right here *pulls them out of water*
Fenix: 你 two are underarrest for murder.
Bambi: Oh great!
Fenix: Thanks for your help Con.
Con: NP, but who sent you?
Fenix: Whataspy. Now she's heading toward Discord's base.
Con: I have to get there now!

Bambi & Thumper got arrested, so Con & Whataspy continued, in Con's car again.

Con: Where is Discord's base?
Whataspy: On a oil rig west of here.
Cop 4: Hey, it's that car we've been chasing yesterday!
Cop 1: Let's get it!
Con: Cops, great!
Whataspy: Keep driving. *grabs gun*
Con: WHAT ARE 你 DOING?!
Whataspy: *shoots cops*
Cop 1: We need 更多 officers, pronto!
Con: I got an idea *hits self destruct button*
Whataspy: What's that for?
Con: Trust me. *teleports away*
Cop 1: There it is.
Cop 4: They're gone. Set up a parking boot.

But the car blew up. Con & Whataspy however, were in a worse situation.

astronaut: Get out of that moon buggy!
Con: I teleported with magic. How was I supposed to know I'd land in a moon buggy?
FBI pony: Whataspy? What's going on?
Whataspy: I was trying to stop him.
Con: No! We were going after Discord, and got here 由 mistake!
FBI pony: A likely story, you're both underarrest!
Con: No were not! *drives away*
FBI pony: All units, Whataspy has betrayed us. She's with another 小马 that just 偷了 a moonbuggy. Permission to shoot on sight!
NASA ponies: *chasing after Con*
Con: 你 still got my gun?
Whataspy: Yup *shoots tires of FBI's car*
FBI pony14: *spins out into sand dune*
Con: Now we just gotta get to that oil rig!

And with 更多 magic, they did.

korean pony72: We have intruders!
Con: *kills korean* Never mind! It's arr crear!
Whataspy: What are 你 doing?
Con: Talking like a korean would.
Discord: tsk tsk, If there is one thing I hate, it's a racist pony.
Con: Then 你 know why 你 should not have koreans.
Discord: They mean business unlike you.
Con: If they mean business, can they do this? *teleports to other side of rig*
Discord: They could kill 你 from here!
Con: Then I can kill 你 from here *grabs gun*
Discord: *jumps into air*
Con: *pulls trigger* Crap! I have to reload.
Discord: *hits Con*
Whataspy: Nno! *slaps Discord*
Discord: *hits Whataspy* Miss. Filly, Miss. Silver! Over here now!
Miss Filly: What is it? We were just about to make out.
Discord: God, I hate you, uhh take these two to the train. I'll meet 你 there.
Con: The train?
Discord: Amtrak's finest. You'll be going from San Fransiccolt to St. Foalis.
Con: I've never heard of Amtrak.
Discord: They started operations about a week ago, and everypony prefers to ride their trains, instead of any of the others.
Miss. Silver: Every passenger car is a double decker
Con: Great. Sounds like my kind of train.
Miss. Filly: And were looking 前锋, 期待 to doing a threesome with another mare.
Whataspy: Oh.. My.. *shakes nervously*
Miss. Filly: Don't be scared, it'll only take about 10 minutes.
Whataspy: Yeah, I don't go that way.
Miss. Silver: You're not a lesbian?
Whataspy: No!
Discord: Oh for the 爱情 of celestia! Just get them on the train!!

40 分钟 later, they arrived.

The train left San Franciscolt, with Con, and his enemies on board.

Whataspy: How do we get out of here?
Discord: 你 can't. If 你 use magic, I'll kill 你 before 你 escape.
Con: What if the magic isn't for escaping?
Miss. Filly: What's that supposed to mean?
Miss: Silver: Yeah. *grabs Whataspy*
Whataspy: I told 你 I don't like lesbians. And you're both Fillies!
Con: This is too much.
Discord: Don't die yet. Wait until I get 你 to St. Foalis.
Con: NO *hits Discord*
Miss. Silver: ooh. They're gonna go all the way.
Discord: *grabs gun*
Con: *grabs gun* Does this look like going all the way?!
Miss. Silver: Hhmmmm.
Miss. Filly: Take off your clothes, and do it.
Whataspy: 你 two, need to shut up.
Discord: *shoots toward Whataspy*
Con: Sorry!
Whataspy: Con! *kicks Discord*
Con: *kills Discord* Come on!
Miss. Silver: Hey! That's our mare!
Con: Nope, she's mine! *teleports off train*
Miss. Filly: What do we do now?
Miss. Silver: Trick them.

Con & Whataspy were on a luxury cruise liner heading across the pacific.

Whataspy: I thought we'd be dead.
Con: With me, not a chance.
waitress: Here 你 are 你 two. *activates bomb*
Whataspy: Ooh, Spareribs.
Miss. Filly: On fire! *lights spare ribs*
Miss. Silver: We tricked you!
Con: *stabs Miss. Silver with fiery ribs*
Whataspy: *throws her off boat*
Miss. Filly: Oh, my girlfriend. you're strong.
Con: *breaks Miss. Filly's neck*
Whataspy: Good thing they're dead.
Con: Yeah, the same with Discord. Hopefully he doesn't come back to life again.

And so, the two ponies continued riding the 船, 小船 toward the sunset. Relaxing, and probably playing shuffleboard against some crazy old ponies.

The End

Con Mane will return in The Mare With The Golden Gun.
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Thousands of people were waiting in a big line, stretching down two blocks.

Person 434: How much longer until we can go in?!
Person 234: I'm freezing!
Liam: The 2nd half of our 显示 will now begin. Please make yourselves comfortable.
People: Finally! *Running into the building*
Liam: Our back to back episodes of Trainz will now begin.

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Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run 由 five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 35: The Importance...
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你 know, considering the fact that 日本 has so many awesome games that they refuse to give to the world is honestly starting to bother me. I mean, there are just so many wonderful games made in Japan, and while we are lucky to get a nice handful of them, some of them are still not in America, some of them never coming for all of eternity. So, today, I want to share with 你 更多 games from 日本 that definitely need to make it to America. Now, I am not including my rule for games I have played. In fact, I have neither played some of these games. Hell, some of them I’ve only heard of recently....
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Sean: *Playing Mario Kart with Kevin* It's a great 日 to play Mario Kart.
Ian: *Looking at Sean* How is a train playing Mario Kart?

His eyes are wide open as the song starts.

Ian: What is that?!
Kevin: I don't want to know.
Sean: Turn it off!!
Kevin: *Throws a hammer at his TV, but the song is still playing*
Ian: WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!?!
Skywalker: Not what, but who. That's Spongebob, and I'm Skywalker from Bartholomew. The 秒 half of our 显示 is beginning now.

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Seanthehedgehog Presents

Bartholomew

Starring

Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from Seanthehedgehog

Lady from CrazyWriterLady...
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Del Toro is one of the best horror movie directors out there. He’s definitely one of my favorites, and he has made so much great horror movies… Shame his games are never going to be released. But, let’s talk about one of his lesser loved movies. Back in 1997, Del Toro was asked to make this one movie about bugs, and he decided “Why the hell not”, and so he made Mimic, a movie that barely anyone loved…. So naturally, I’m in the opposite category.



The movie takes place in a city where cockroaches are spreading the Strickler’s Disease, in other words, this movie’s Ebola....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to the fourth 万圣节前夕 list. And today, we’ll be looking at the blood sucking creatures of the night, vampires. 吸血鬼 are creatures who wander out at night, and drink the blood of humans in order to stay young. However, there is a multitude of ways to kill them, some famous ones being sunlight, 或者 a wooden stake to the heart. So, with such an amazing group of monsters, I say we look at the best. First some rules. Only one vampire per franchise and only from what I’ve seen. Also, to avoid the obvious number one, Dracula will not be on this list. And because...
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Well, this one is a blast from the past. I haven’t seen this movie in ten years since I was a small kid, and I thought to myself, “Huh? What’s going on? Wait, I wanna see the giant monster? Why’d it turn away”. Something along those lines. Yeah, I didn’t really comprehend this film when I was smaller, but I think I liked it. That being said, I was already excited to watch this film again after having not seen it for so long. 2008’s Cloverfield was a cultural film at the time. It didn’t start the found footage genre, but it certainly brought it into the mainstream, and was successful...
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Thomas: *Sunbathing*
Buttercup: Huh. I didn't know trains could do that.
Blossom: They can't, but speaking of trains, we're going to 显示 你 an episode from Ponies On The Rails, and Trainz.

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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 45

The Trouble With Gordon

July 23, 1955

Gordon was using a telephone...
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Date: December 2017. A new trailer for Spider-Man is announced, a film known as Into the Spiderverse. The trailer looks insane and I’m already hyped. I can’t wait to see Peter Parker in his first theatrical animated feature…. Oh, it’s Miles Morales, the guy who was in a lot of really, really bad comic books… O-Oh, okay. Well, from what I see, Sony is making it. What other animated features did they make this year……… 你 all know what. So yeah, Sony, Miles, my confidence in Hollywood at its lowest point possible… Yeah, I see nothing but good. But wait… Phil Lord and Chris...
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Another George A. Romero movie, and each time, they seem to get worse and worse… for the characters in it, of course. The 电影院 don’t ever seem to get terrible (Unless it’s Diary 或者 Survival of the Dead. Those two sucked). As a 粉丝 of Romero’s Dead franchise, I can’t ever get enough of those movies. And the movie that we will be talking about today is definitely no exception. It was the last in the chronological order of the Dead series, but was also the first mixed opinion Dead movie, and that movie is Land of the Dead.



Land of the Dead is the fourth Dead movie with the highest...
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I am happy to announce that this is my very first 最佳, 返回页首 ten 列表 on this club.

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Video games have been around for over 30 years. We've seen many games such as Pong, Pac-Man, Sonic, Mario Brothers, 星, 星级 Fox, and thousands of others. Since the start of the new millennium, video games have come a long way, featuring voice acting, better graphics, and online gameplay. In this list, we're counting down the 最佳, 返回页首 ten video games produced in the 21st century.

Number 10: Mario Party 10

This game is very fun to play. One of my 最喜爱的 things about Mario Party 10 is the Bowser Party...
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I'm sure 你 all know I play video games... Alot.... Like, a lot 更多 then normal people. So, I decided what are some of my most 最喜爱的 games of all time... thirty to be exact. Well, here it is. The rules are simple. These are games that I happen to like, so don't get mad if I like a game that 你 like. Also, I have to had played the game in order for it to be here. Anyway, lets start the list

30: Final 幻想 VII - So, lets start with the PS游戏机 1 Classic, Final 幻想 VII. Some people thought that this game was overrated. Me, I thought it was a huge jump in the gaming industry. Back...
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Alright, I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I have classes in the morning, so sorry if I sound a little off in this article. But I wanted to get all my thoughts out before I forget them. Anyway, It 2017 is a reboot of the original mini-series, and I can safely say, as a reboot, it's really good.



So, before I talk about this movie, I feel as though I should mention the original miniseries from the 90s. Honestly, I felt as though it wasn't scary. 更多 silly, if anything. Pennywise was just yucking it up throughout the whole film in a gloriously hilarious performance 由 Tim Curry, some of the scares...
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Thomas: And now, we're at the back to back episodes of Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
Captain Jefferson: Adventures?! They're boring.
Thomas: 你 won't think so after seeing this!

Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." 鸭 said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If 你 all insist, I'll tell 你 my story." 说 Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States. One part of...
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Mrs. Hope: Okay students, get into your places
Wind: Why are we even doing this play
Mrs. Hope: Because people need to understand the beauty of theater. Nothing rivals such a precious art form
Wind: If 你 say so

(An audience waits outside)
Mrs. Hope: (Walks out onto stage) Ladies and gentlemen. I present to you, the play of Romeo and Juliet
(The curtain opens, 展示 Cody and James in fancy dresses)
Cody: (Whispers to James) I look like a fag
James: 你 and me both
Cody: Okay….. Uh (Reads script) Do 你 bite your thumb at us, sir
James: Is the law at our side, if I say ay… Wait, what (Reads script...
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After losing both his wife and daughter in an unknown accident, Jason Abrams was trying to get away from his old life, not wanting to think of what had happend to them. However, after his car breaks down in a near 由 town in the middle of winter, he is forced to stop there for the night. However, after exploring the town for a bit, he finds that it is completely empty. Only after meeting a resident with scars all over his body does he find out that he is stuck in the town of Snowkeep, a long abandoned coal mining city that was 说 to be the cause of a freak accident. As Jason investigates...
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I 说 it before and I will say it again here and probably again in the future, but I 爱情 it when Rockstar does other stuff than GTA. It usually feels 更多 experimental and always feels like it pays off. And one of my 最喜爱的 of their 更多 experimental games is, oddly enough, their T rated game, Bully.
Bully follows Jimmy Hopkins, a good kid in a bad place, as he is dropped off at Bullworth Academy, possibly the worst school in the country where students are broken up into groups and where strict rules and cruel bullies are a common occurrence. One such bully, Gary, has it out for Jimmy...
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