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Well… How about that Bethesda? How about that Fallout 76? How about that Todd Howard and his Sweet Little Lies? Yeah, I am really aware of how cool it is right now to hate on Fallout 76, and I am aware that not a lot of people are 粉丝 of Skyrim. In fact, hating it is kind of a law now, but just because 76 is a mistake, that doesn’t mean I will grow to hate Skyrim, no matter how many times they re-release it.
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim takes place in, well, Skyrim, as the hero of the story, known as Dragonborn, comes to find that the land is under attack 由 dragons. So, with the use of his voice, a voice that allows him to shout spells in the language of the dragons, he must battle the dragons, as well as their leader, Alduin, and save the kingdom and the world from ruin. The game is your typical medieval 幻想 RPG. 你 got your humans living with elves, reptilian humanoids, and neko people, as well as having to fight off skeletons, wolves, bandits, giants, trolls, and the occasional 随意 enemy that 你 find. Skyrim was a game that I loved to explore. Yes, the endless mountains that 你 can climb as been memed to hell and back, but regardless of their being a to where 你 can go, I still 爱情 traveling across Skyrim. Compared to the green, green, and 更多 green of Oblivion, Skyrim really mixes it up with lushes green forests, tall snowy mountains, Dwarven cities, dark caves, bandit camps, and towns ranging from small villages to bustling kingdoms. Just travelling down the path at night as the games lovely orchestra soundtrack plays in the background is always something fun to do. Especially if 你 look up at the sky to see different moons, stars, constellations, adn planets. 你 just look at it and say, “Oh, what is that thing”. Sure, the character 模特 all look like chimney sweepers in an old British stage play, but the environments are real beautiful. From the snow, to the grass, to the ants on a 树 stump. It all impresses me and I really 爱情 exploring Skyrim just so I can find very miniscule details like this. And the use of the voices, which is new to Skyrim, add to a lot of fun. And I mean 更多 fun than just shouting your followers off a cliff and watching them go a mile away. That’s a different kind of fun. From shouting to summon 龙 to freezing your foes in place, there are a ton of dragon shouts to find, and it makes exploring all those caves with Norse zombies and angry goblin creatures worth it, that and the ton of 金牌 and weapons 你 get from the treasure chests at the end. And even years later, I am still not done with the game. It’s not endless, I am aware, but there is so much to do with this game as far as side quests go. And with the DLC, it just adds 更多 and 更多 to the game then there already is, and I just 爱情 going through it, even if, I will admit, the combat is nothing too special.
Skyrim is, yes, far from a perfect RPG. The combat is lame, the story is really dumb, and it has every medieval 幻想 trope in the book, but I had hours, and hours of fun with Skyrim. 更多 hours than I did with Fallout 3 或者 Oblivion, honestly. I don’t care how many times they release Skyrim, because I still have fun with it. I’ll damn Bethesda for Fallout 76, and I think anyone will, but they did a good job with Skyrim.
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About some time 以前 back in the 年 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games 你 can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, 你 may just strike 金牌 at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...
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Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have 你 ever wanted to yell at people older than 你 由 calling them little faggots? Well, now 你 can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if 你 buy the DLC, 你 get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO 你 CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run 由 assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it 你 would never be able to find it unless 你 went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with 你 over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of 蘑菇 drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent 龟, 海龟 people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end 由 the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the 评论 section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope 你 enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the 年 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even 更多 powerful than...
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Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if 你 don’t do something about it, I’ll force 你 to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like 你 can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about 苹果 pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. 你 and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as 你 don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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Have 你 ever wanted to decipher a completely different language, only to find out that it was just really, REALLY bad English…. No? Too bad, because Time Travel Journal does just that. So, it’s been a while since I did a bad review. And what better way to try something new than with Time Travel Journal, deemed as one of the worst creepypastas of all time… Is it really that bad? Well, let’s find out.
So, it starts out on January 9th, 1987, following John Terry, who 说 that he was going into the cave nearby, saying that if anyone finds this journal, he is dead. The 下一个 day, John was...
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~Story~

The story follows I, a young boy, who finds a cursed Kitsune mask, which grants him the ability to fight off his dangerous and evil step-brother, Giovanni, who holds the cursed and powerful Oni mask.

~Characters~

Ey

Ey is a young orphan, who never knew his real parents. He was found 由 Josef and Giovanni’s parents. However, after Giovanni tried hard to ruin Ey’s life, Ey was forced to leave, with Josef leaving with him. After Josef’s death, however, Ey realized that he would never be happy with other people in his life, so he left Manhattan, and left to Autumn, a small town in Oregon....
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~Story~

In the 年 1927, there is a small island town in New York named 狐狸 Hill. The only other contact the island has is a long bridge connected to the rest of America. However, the town had a small population, due to the town being run 由 a dangerous gang known as Steam Knuckle a gang filled with steam powered robot mobsters ran 由 one single mysterious man known as The Boss. During the night of February 11th, The Steam Knuckles began an attack across 狐狸 Hill, attacking police stations and taking over city hall. They had then blown up the bridge connecting the city to the rest of the world....
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It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic 日本动漫 the other 日 and it finally came to my head. A 问题 that haunts almost EVERY single 日本动漫 and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many 日本动漫 in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES 你 COULD GO TO WOULD 你 PICK A CLASSROOM TO 显示 YOUR 日本动漫 IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES 你 COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another 日 in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I 说 to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, 或者 insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those 电影院 that is hated, weather 由 fans, critics, 或者 the world in general, but 你 just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: 《终结者》 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, 粉丝 were hyped for the 下一个 one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They 说 that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one 或者 two characters that 你 can interact with. However, there are those characters that 你 just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If 你 like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the 列表 because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when 你 pick up a rupee 或者 are fighting enemies, she will always come and give 你 建议 that 你 already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very 秒 they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a 列表 about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN 更多 disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the 更多 disturbing things in the media, 由 what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when 你 think of Pokemon, 你 think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered 由 a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes 你 test your abilities, giving 你 a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, 或者 is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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