Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.
Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome back Doctor Eggman. Did 你 succeed in getting us mechanics from Germany?
Eggman: Not exactly. *Walks out of the Teleporting time machine* I found soldiers.
Nazis: *Walk out of the Teleporting time machine with supplies*
Robot 35: How did 你 get these guys?
Eggman: I accidentally time traveled into 1939, and I am glad I made that accident. These guys are ruthless. Now, we must find Sonic's cousin!
At Sonic's house
Sonic: *Inside his house watching Sean pack his things in his car*
Tails: *Helping Sean pack his things* I'm going to miss you.
Sean: I'm going to miss 你 too. *Checks his list* Okay, that's everything.
Tails: *Closes the trunk*
Sean: Take good care of Sonic for me, okay? Make sure Amy doesn't kill him with her hammer.
Tails: *Laughing*
Sonic: *Opens a window* Where are 你 gonna go to hide from Eggman?
Sean: I don't know. I'll tell 你 once I find out. *Gets into his car, and drives away.*
My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born on December 23, 1996 in Mobius. It's a very nice place, but it often gets attacked 由 a guy named Eggman. I'm hiding from him, because he wants to turn me into a robot, because of my strength. If he did that, he would win the war against my cousin. The war started, because Eggman wanted to kill every single animal, and replace them with robots.
Sean: *Stops his car, thinking about where to go. He is holding a chaos emerald* I was never good with this, but here we go. Chaos control. *Teleports out of Mobius.*
I ended up in a place called Equestria. I had no idea where it was, 或者 who the people were. When I got there, I realized everyone that lived there was a talking pony.
Sean: *Turns off his car, and gets out* A town full of talking horses, and they're all in different colors.
Pinkie Pie: *Cheerfully bouncing to Sean* Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie!
Sean: Can 你 speak English please?
Pinkie Pie: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie.
Sean: Where am I?
Pinkie Pie: 你 are in Ponyville. *Sees Sean's car* I like your car.
Sean: Wanna drive it?
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes glowing as she smiles*
Song: link
Pinkie Pie: *Starts the car, and revs the engine*
Sean: *Sitting 下一个 to Pinkie Pie* Alright, now what 你 wanna do is-
Pinkie Pie: I've driven a car before silly. *Floors it*
Sean: *Sees smoke coming from the back tires* You're burning rubber.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifts to the left at an intersection*
Sean: Do 你 drive like this all of the time?
Pinkie Pie: Nah, only when I drive cool cars like this. I make lots of money for it at car shows.
This 粉, 粉色 小马 surprised me with her driving skills. She could drift, burn rubber, and also do this...
Pinkie Pie: *Spins the car at 180 degrees, and goes backwards*
Sean: *Impressed*
Pinkie Pie: Watch this. *Drives onto a field of grass, spins the car at 180 degrees again, and drives 前锋, 期待 toward two trees*
Sean: Don't crash this.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifting a figure 8 around the two trees. Not a single scratch gets put on the car*
Stop the song
Pinkie Pie: *Stops at Sugarcube corner* I can tell you're new here. We never had hedgehogs in this town before.
Sean: Well 你 说 this town was called Ponyville, so I'm not surprised.
Pinkie Pie: I'll be right back. *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Sean: I wonder what she's getting. *Gets out of his car, and stands 下一个 to it*
Pinkie Pie: *Has a wagon, and hits a red buttton on it*
Song: link
Sean: *Watching Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Starts to dance, and sing* Welcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you. Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do 你 do? Welcome welcome welcome, I say hip hip hooray. Welcome welcome welcome, to Ponyville today. Wait for it.
Sean: *Sees a blast of confetti* Whoa. *Smiles* That was awesome.
Pinkie Pie: Yay!! *Hugs Sean* I'm so glad I made a new friend today. What do 你 say we have a party?
Sean: That sounds good, and all, but I'm kinda tired. Can the party wait until tomorrow?
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Are 你 sure?
Sean: Yeah, I'm sure. Plus, I'd like to know 更多 people around here. I'll be back here tomorrow. *Gets in his car* I promise. *Drives away*
I really was tired. I'd find a vacant part of town, sleep in my car, and when that was over, I'd go around to meet 更多 of the residents in Ponyville.
On Mobius.
Eggman: Were 你 watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did 你 see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.
When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.
Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
彩虹 Dash: I'm 彩虹 Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah. So, where did 你 come from?
Sean: Mobius.
彩虹 Dash: I'm not sure if I heard of that place.
Sean: It's a different world.
彩虹 Dash: 你 mean 你 came here from a different planet?
Sean: Yes.
彩虹 Dash: *Laughs* I don't believe you.
Sean: How about 你 come into my car, and I'll prove to 你 that I'm not lying?
彩虹 Dash: Okay.
We both got into my car, and I grabbed the chaos emerald.
Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and 彩虹 Dash into Tatooine. A pod race is taking place* 星, 星级 Wars?
彩虹 Dash: Whoa.
Sean: And here's a place I often like to visit. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and 彩虹 Dash into Earth* The human world, also known as Earth.
彩虹 Dash: *Sees a lot of humans walking around* This is kinda creepy.
Sean: Alright, then I'll take 你 back to your world. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and 彩虹 Dash back into Equestria* So what did 你 think about that?
彩虹 Dash: That was awesome!
Sean: Yes it was. So 你 说 你 were 彩虹 Dash, right?
彩虹 Dash: The one, and only.
Sean: Well, it's nice to meet you. My name is Sean. Now if 你 don't mind, get out of my car.
彩虹 Dash: *Gets out of the car*
Sean: *Drives away*
I started feeling hungry. I wanted to find a place to eat some food.
Sean: *Stops at Fluttershy's cottage* Maybe the 小马 that lives here knows a good spot to eat. *Walks to the cottage, and knocks on the door*
Fluttershy: *Opens the door. She's nervous, so she whispers* Uh, can I help you?
Sean: What did 你 say?
Fluttershy: *Still whispering* What?
Sean: What?
Well, this was stupid. We stood there for half a 分钟 saying what to each other.
Sean: Never mind, I'm outta here. *Walks to his car, and drives away* I'll find a spot on my own.
I drove to Sweet 苹果 Acres. Up ahead, three fillies were running 由 the dirt road.
Applebloom: *Running* Y'all can't catch me.
Sweetie Belle: *Sees Sean's car* Whoa, that's cool.
Scootaloo: I think I know how we'll get our cutie mark today girls.
They stood in front of me blocking my path.
Sean: *Stops his car* What are 你 doing? *Gets out of his car* Will 你 get out of the way please?
Applebloom: How did 你 get that car?
Scootaloo: Did 你 make it yourself?
Sean: I didn't. I got it for free as a reward for stopping a bad guy from destroying a city.
Sweetie Belle: Who was the bad guy 你 were fighting?
Sean: Doctor Eggman. I doubt 你 three heard of him. He's from a different world.
Scootaloo: You're right. I never heard of him.
Just then, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon appeared, and they were going to do what they usually do around the CMC.
Diamond Tiara: Well well well, looks like the blank flanks are still blank after all.
Silver Spoon: *Looks at Sean* And who is this guy?
Sean: Look, 你 two seem intelligent. Do 你 know what it means to go away?
Diamond Tiara: Not until we make fun of these three for not having their cutie mark.
Sean: Cutie mark? What the hell is that? That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. I feel sorry that 你 have one.
No one has ever 说 that to Diamond Tiara. She was shocked 由 this, and walked away with Silver Spoon.
Sean: Do they always bully 你 three like that?
Sweetie Belle: Not always, but whenever they see us they do.
Sean: I'm sure that is what always means.
Applebloom: Girls, I'm actually hungry. What do 你 say we grab some lunch?
Sean: I'm hungry too. Where's a good spot to eat in this town?
Applebloom: Sweet 苹果 Acres. Follow us. *Runs to Sweet 苹果 Acres with her friends*
Sean: *Follows in his car*
Later at Sweet 苹果 Acres.
Applejack: *Making 苹果 Pies*
Big Macintosh: *Making 苹果 Cider*
Applejack: After we finish all of this, we'll get back to work.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: *Arrives with Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo* Applejack, guess what?!
Applejack: Whoa, 你 look very excited. What happened?
Sweetie Belle: Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon bullied us again.
Scootaloo: But this hedgehog with a sweet car made them stop.
Applejack: What are 你 talking about?
Sean: *Walks toward Applejack* Hi. I'm the hedgehog your daughter is talking about.
Applejack: Daughter? *Looks at Applebloom* Oh, 你 must mean Applebloom. She's my little sister.
Sean: No offense, but she looks too young to be your sister.
Applejack: *Laughs* None taken partner. What can I do for you?
Sean: Your sister says I can get a decent lunch here.
Applebloom: What do 你 say AJ? Make him something that'll knock his socks off.
Applejack: Well, I just did finish making 苹果 pies.
Big Macintosh: And I made 苹果 cider.
Sean: That sounds good enough to me.
I sat down with Applebloom, her family, and friends. Together, we had 苹果 pie, and 苹果 cider. It was the best lunch I ever had. When I finished, I 说 that to Applejack.
Applejack: I appreciate it.
Sean: *Stands up* That was great, and all, but I gotta go. There are some other ponies I would like to meet.
Applejack: Have 你 met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful. Thank you. *Leaves*
Applebloom: Applejack, what's a sex addict?
Applejack: *Sighs* Why did I say that outloud?
Doctor Eggman had a meeting with some of his soldiers.
Eggman: We will have three groups. Shadow, your group will 搜索 Earth.
Shadow: Yes doctor.
Eggman: Blaze, take your group around Mobius. It's possible Sean is still here.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Eggman: I found a place called Equestria. My group will 搜索 there. Get your things ready, and prepare to teleport in half an hour.
Shadow: Will do doctor.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Nazis: *Saluting Eggman* Heil Eggman! Wait. Isn't it Heil Hitler?
Eggman: He's not your leader anymore! I am! Heil Eggman!!
Nazis: Heil Eggman!!
Back in Equestria
Twilight Sparkle: *Looking at the stars with her telescope* This isn't easy to do in broad daylight. I never should have tried to race 彩虹 Dash. My wings hurt, and I'm going to miss the deadline for Celestia's assignment.
Diamond Tiara: *Barges into Twilight Sparkle's 城堡 with Silver Spoon* Twilight!
Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, what is it?!
Silver Spoon: We need your help!!
I was driving my car around Equestria when this happened.
Sean: *Sees the fuel meter is low* I better stop to refuel. *Stops his car on the side of the road. He doesn't realize that he stopped in front of Rarity's boutique*
Rarity: *Watching Sean*
Sean: *Opens the 树干 of his car, and grabs a jerry can. He opens the gas tank on his car, and refuels his car*
Rarity: *Walks towards Sean. She doesn't stop until she's right 下一个 to him* Excuse me.
Sean: Yes?
Rarity: Who are you?
Sean: That depends. Who are you?
Rarity: I'm Rarity.
Sean: *Eyes widen as he finishes refueling his car*
Applejack's words starting echoing through my head.
Applejack: Have 你 met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful.
I snap back into reality, and stare at the white unicorn.
Sean: Do 你 know Applejack?
Rarity: Yes.
Sean: She says you're a sex addict. Is that true?
Rarity: Oh yes. I'm not afraid to admit it.
Sean: (Shit.)
Rarity: As a matter of fact, I want to have sex with 你 right now.
Sean: We just met for crying out loud!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Teleports to Sean's left side with Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon*
Diamond Tiara: That's him!!
Sean: *Stares at Twilight* May I help you?
Twilight Sparkle: Is it true that 你 threatened to kill these two?
Sean: What the hell are 你 talking about? They were making fun of Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo, and I simply told them to stop.
Silver Spoon: He's lying!!
Sean: You're lying!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you.
Sean: Arrest this! *Punches Twilight in the face, and gets into his car. He drives away at high speed*
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, watch the two filllies while I chase that monster. *Flies after Sean*
Rarity: *Stares at Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon* So, would 你 like to go into my boutique, and "see something grand?"
During the chase between me, and Twilight Sparkle
Sean: Why can't that purple asshole just listen to me?
Twilight Sparkle: *Shoots two lasers, hitting the roof of Sean's car*
Sean: *Lowers his window, and turns left. He uses his .44 马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 to shoot at Twilight twice*
Twilight Sparkle: *Gets hit in the wing, and falls down*
Sean: *Turns around, and drives towards Twilight. He gets out of the car, and looks at her* Now I didn't want to do that, but 你 gave me no choice. If 你 don't believe my side of the story, ask Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo.
Twilight Sparkle: *Angry* 你 mean those two lied to me?!
Sean: I'm afraid so.
Twilight Sparkle: When I get my hooves on them... I'm really sorry.
Sean: Don't blame yourself for not believing me. It's a common mistake hundreds of people have made. *Looks at his watch* Actually, I think it's time I go have that party Pinkie Pie wanted to throw for me. She's celebrating our new friendship.
Twilight Sparkle: *Heals her injuries with her magic* Oh, 你 met Pinkie Pie already?
Sean: Yes. She was the first one that I met. Then there was 彩虹 Dash, then Fluttershy, then Applejack, her brother, her sister, and her sister's two friends, and I also unfortunately met Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon. You, and Rarity are the first two 独角兽 I have met.
Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I'm an alicorn.
Sean: What's that?
Twilight Sparkle: A unicorn with wings.
Sean: I see. Tell me, why do 你 have wings, and a horn?
Twilight Sparkle: I'm a princess.
Sean: Then in that case, I'm pleased to meet you. I better go tell Pinkie Pie to start the party. Can 你 get as many ponies as 你 can to come?
Twilight Sparkle: 你 can count on me. *Flies away*
Sean: *Gets in his car* Well, I'm glad nothing bad happened. *Drives away*
Sugarcube Corner was empty 由 the time I got there.
Sean: *Looks around* Hello? Anyone?
Pinkie Pie: *Pops out of nowhere with confetti* Surprise!!
Ponies: *Running down the stairs*
Sean: How did 你 get everyone here so quickly?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I broke the 4th wall.
Sean: *Looks at the reader* I can see that. I hope you're enjoying the story, because I sure am.
After breaking the 4th wall, we started to party.
Sean: *Grabbing a plate of chips, and sees 彩虹 Dash* Hey, it's you.
彩虹 Dash: *Looks at Sean* Wha-, oh hey. I remember you.
Sean: How could 你 not remember me? We teleported to different places together.
Staring at 彩虹 Dash, I thought she was beautiful.
Sean: 你 look very beautiful.
彩虹 Dash: *Blushes* I never thought of myself as that. I always thought of myself looking awesome.
Sean: Well, 你 look awesome too.
彩虹 Dash: Thanks.
Now time for the big question. I know we just met, but I wanted her to be mine. So I said..
Sean: Would 你 like to go on a date?
彩虹 Dash: 你 mean 你 want me to be your special somepony?
Sean: Yeah, whatever it's called. I want 你 to be my girlfriend.
彩虹 Dash: Okay.
Score!
彩虹 Dash: So, what do we do on dates?
Sean: Lots of things. I'll 显示 你 when the party ends.
Two hours later, in Appleloosa.
Eggman: *With 35 Nazis. They are in two trucks, and two airplanes* We searched everywhere, and no sign of that grey hedgehog!
Nazi 3: Sir, there is a place we haven't looked at yet.
Eggman: Where?
Nazi 3: Ponyville.
Eggman: Let's look for it then!! Pilots, 搜索 Cloudsdale! We haven't looked there either!
Pilots: Jawohl Doctor! *Flying their airplanes to Cloudsdale*
Eggman: Sean the hedgehog won't stand a chance against me, and my army! We will defeat him!! *Laughing*
After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.
Twilight Sparkle: 你 know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?
Later in 彩虹 Dash's cloudhouse.
Sean: Why don't 你 just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? 你 didn't really have to carry me.
彩虹 Dash: Good idea, I'll try that. So what do 你 want to do?
Sean: You'll see, get on the bed. *Walks to a radio*
彩虹 Dash: *Laying down on the bed*
Sean: *Puts in a CD that plays classic Rock & Roll music*
Song: link
Sean: *Lays with 彩虹 Dash, and puts a blanket over them*
彩虹 Dash: Wait, what-
Sean: *Kisses 彩虹 Dash* Just trust me. You'll 爱情 this. *Gets on 最佳, 返回页首 of 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Moaning* This hurts.
Sean: Give it some time. Have 你 ever done this before?
彩虹 Dash: No.
Sean: Well that explains it.
Stop the song, and play this one: link
Eggman: *Pushes a 小马 into a building* Where is Sean The Hedgehog?!
Pony: What the hell are 你 talking about?!
Nazis: *Shoot the 小马 with MP40's, and kills him*
Meanwhile at Sweet 苹果 Acres
Applejack: *Harvesting crops*
Nazi: *Knocks out Applejack*
Fluttershy's cottage
Fluttershy: *Putting chicken 食物 on the ground for her chickens*
Nazis: *Arrive, and arrest Fluttershy* 你 are under arrest until we find Sean The Hedgehog!
Fluttershy: *Remembers Sean from the party, and gets worried*
Stop the song.
Eggman: *Standing 由 Sugarcube Corner*
Nazis: Mein feuhrer, we have not found Sean anywhere.
Eggman: Keep looking! Get 更多 airplanes!!
Pinkie Pie: *Inside Sugarcube Corner, talking to Celestia* She just robbed me, saying she needed it more, because she's a princess.
Celestia: I see. Anything else 你 want to talk to me about?
Pinkie Pie: *Spots Eggman with Nazis, and ducks behind the counter* Humans with guns. Send Royal Guards here quickly.
Later, the sun was setting, and two Nazis in airplanes were half a mile away from 彩虹 Dash's cloudhouse.
Song: link
Sean: *Laying in 床, 床上 with 彩虹 Dash* This is too hot. *Takes off the blanket*
彩虹 Dash: But the people watching this-
Sean: Sh, no one can see us from up here.
彩虹 Dash: Okay.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward 彩虹 Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: Can 你 go all the way?
彩虹 Dash: I think I can.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward 彩虹 Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: *Hears the airplanes* Wait a minute. *Gets off the bed, and turns off the music*
彩虹 Dash: What's going on?
Sean: Get off of there! *Pulls 彩虹 Dash off the bed*
彩虹 Dash: But I don't understand!
Nazi Pilot: *See Sean in the cloudhouse* Shoot that window. *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Nazi Pilot 2: *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Sean: *Seeing the bullets go through the walls, and ceiling in the house* Let's go, get out of here!!
Nazi Pilots: *Pass the cloudhouse, and turn around to make another attack*
彩虹 Dash: *Leaves the cloudhouse with Sean*
Sean: In the car! *Gets into his car with 彩虹 Dash, and drives away*
彩虹 Dash: Tank!!
Sean: Where?
彩虹 Dash: My pet tortoise!! Aw dammit, I hope he's okay!
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward Sean's car*
Tank: *Flying toward 彩虹 Dash*
Sean: I see him!
彩虹 Dash: *Looks at Tank, and waves at him* Come on Tank! Over here!
Sean: These pilots are annoying! *Stops the car, and grabs his M249 machine gun. He shoots both pilots in their planes, and watches them fly past, crashing into the ground*
彩虹 Dash: *Opens the door*
Tank: *Gets in the car*
彩虹 Dash: Good job Tank! *Hugs him* I'm so glad you're okay.
Sean: *Drives* Any holes in him?
彩虹 Dash: None. He's fine. Thankfully, 你 killed those pilots before they could shoot him.
Sean: Where do we go from here?
彩虹 Dash: Twilight's castle.
At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.
Celestia: Why'd 你 do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money 更多 then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting 你 be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*
The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.
Luna: What did 你 do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. 你 changed my voice man!
Celestia: 下一个 time, I'll take your wings away.
Royal Guard: Princess, 彩虹 Dash is arriving with a grey hedgehog.
Celestia: Who could she be with?
Twilight Sparkle: Man I know that hedgehog. He's Sean. Met him at Rarity's boutique.
Celestia: Can we trust him?
Royal Guard: She seems okay. They must be friends.
更多 then 老友记 actually.
Sean: *Stops the car in front of Twilight's castle*
Royal Guards: *Standing at the front entrance* Who are you?
彩虹 Dash: It's okay, he's with me. Is Twilight here?
Royal Guard: 最佳, 返回页首 floor. She's with Celestia, and Luna.
彩虹 Dash: Oh good. *Walks into the castle*
Sean: *Follows 彩虹 Dash*
Royal Guard 98: *Running with bullets in his armor*
Royal Guard: What happened to you?
Royal Guard 98: Those humans Pinkie Pie mentioned. They kidnapped several ponies including Applejack, and Fluttershy. I saw them, and they nearly killed me.
Royal Guard: Is Pinkie Pie alright?
Royal Guard 98: She's 安全 in Sugarcube Corner.
Royal Guard: Inform the princess right away.
Royal Guard 98: *Runs into the castle*
On the 最佳, 返回页首 floor of the castle.
Twilight: *Sees Sean arrive with 彩虹 Dash* Dash, nice of 你 to stop 由 with Sean man. 你 two can tell Princess Celestia to give me back my normal voice!
Sean: What happened?
Twilight: I took money from Pinkie Pie man, and she's punishing me for it.
彩虹 Dash: 你 mean 你 偷了 it?
Twilight: Man I didn't steal nothing!
Celestia: Then how do 你 explain the two grand on your dresser, that's also missing from Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: Just a coincidence man.
Luna: We even got a video of 你 stealing the money.
Royal Guard 98: *Arrives* Excuse me princesses. I don't mean to interrupt, but the humans Pinkie warned us about have attacked our town, and taken several ponies hostage.
Celestia: Where's Pinkie?
Royal Guard 98: Hiding in Sugarcube Corner, but the humans have Applejack, and Fluttershy, along with other ponies.
彩虹 Dash: Oh no.
Sean: Eggman! Let's go!
Celestia: Who's that?
Sean: I'll explain on the way. *Points to the 98th Royal Guard* You, tell me where 你 found them!
Royal Guard 98: They've taken over Sweet 苹果 Acres, and some of their soldiers have also taken control of some houses nearby.
Sean: Let's go everyone, we have no time to waste!
Everyone left Twilight's castle, on their way to Sugarcube Corner, to save the ponies taken hostage.
At Sweet 苹果 Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.
Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten 更多 Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need 更多 vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.
It was inside the house 下一个 to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.
Applejack: How many of us did 你 kidnap?
Nazi: Seven. Can't 你 count? They're all right 下一个 to you!
Applejack: *Looks to her right, and sees Fluttershy, Roseluck, Daisy, Lily, Vinyl Scratch, and Colgate*
Nazi: And tell you're white unicorn to stop being silent!
Fluttershy: But she's deaf.
Nazi: How do 你 know?!
Fluttershy: I've been hanging out with her for a long time, and she never says anything.
Applejack: Because she can't hear.
Nazi: I don't believe you. If she really can't say anything... *Walks toward Vinyl Scratch, pulling out a pistol in the process* She won't scream when I shoot her. *Shoots Vinyl Scratch in her leg*
Vinyl Scratch: *Holds her wound, but doesn't say anything*
Fluttershy: *Gasps* 你 monster!
Colgate: (Wait a minute. I'm a unicorn. I can use my magic to get rid of this guy.) *Charging her magic*
Nazi: *Shoots Colgate's horn off* Nice try. There will be no escape.
Back at the barn, Shadow returned just outside of the front entrance, with five trucks, and seven tanks.
Eggman: Good work Shadow. Now I have another job for you. Some of our soldiers have started building a blimp while 你 were away. Help them finish.
Shadow: Yes doctor. *Goes to the back of the barn*
Sean: *With 彩虹 Dash, Twilight, Celestia, and three royal guards hiding behind trees* They got trucks, and tanks. We need to be careful.
Twilight: Man, how we gonna stop them?
Sean: Everyone, except for me, and 彩虹 Dash can use magic. The two of us will use guns. *Gives 彩虹 Dash a Smith & Wesson 500* Don't underestimate it's power.
彩虹 Dash: *Nods*
Shadow: *Gathering materials as quick as a flash, and builds the Blimp so fast that it only takes 2 分钟 to get the job done* Finished.
Nazis: *Clapping* Well done.
They heard gunshots.
Nazis: Scheiße. *Run into the barn*
Shadow: *Following them*
Eggman: It's Sean The Hedgehog! He's got some of those ponies helping him!!!
Nazis: Let's go!! *Running to collect their weapons*
Sean: *Shooting Nazis with his machine gun*
Nazis: *On the 秒 floor of the barn, returning fire*
Sean: *Lays down to avoid being shot, and shoots them*
Nazis: *Fall on the ground*
Eggman: STOP THEM!!!!!!!
彩虹 Dash: *Shoots Eggman in the foot*
Eggman: Ah! *Falls down, and crawls to cover*
Blaze: Let's go!! *Holding two pistols, and kills three royal guards with them*
Eggman: Blaze, Shadow, bring three soldiers with you, and retreat in the blimp. *Gets into the Teleporting Time Machine, and returns to Mobius*
Blaze: How do we get back?
Shadow: With this. *Holding a chaos emerald* Let's get out of here. *Runs away with his army*
Celestia: They're running away.
彩虹 Dash: Let's get them!
Sean: Dash, you're going with me. The rest of 你 go save those prisoners. *Runs with 彩虹 Dash*
Applejack: *Sad. She is worried she will be shot like Colgate, and Vinyl Scratch*
Celestia: *Breaks down the door, and kills the Nazi with her magic*
Twilight: Yo, everyone okay?!
Applejack: Twilight? Why are 你 talking like an African Equestrian?
Twilight: *Sighs* Looong story.
Shadow, and Blaze took off in the blimp.
Sean: *Stops running with 彩虹 Dash, looking at the blimp take off, then he sees ropes attached to the blimp* Fly up there, I'm using the rope to make my appearance. *Runs toward the rope, jumps up, and starts climbing*
彩虹 Dash: *Flies to the blimp*
Nazi 34: Sir, we have company.
Shadow: *Looks out the window*
Blaze: *Flying the blimp*
Shadow: *Sees Sean climbing the rope, and 彩虹 Dash flying towards them* This is not good. 你 three take care of the blue horse. I'll talk to Blaze, and see what she can do on taking down Sean. *Walks to Blaze*
Nazis: *Aiming at 彩虹 Dash, and shooting at her*
彩虹 Dash: *Avoids getting shot, and kicks the door open*
Nazis: She's inside!
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks a Nazi, takes his gun, and shoots the other two*
Shadow: Sean's almost here. Head towards that bridge.
Song: link
Now the bridge Shadow wanted Blaze to fly at looked exactly like the Brooklyn Bridge, but instead of going over a river, it was going over twenty train tracks.
Blaze: This will hurt him 更多 then me. *Laughs*
Shadow: You're too low, go up.
Blaze: *Flies up*
彩虹 Dash: *Tries to open the door to the cockpit, but it's locked*
Shadow: Must be one of our guys. *Goes to open the door, and unlocks it*
彩虹 Dash: *Kicks the door open, and wrestles Shadow*
Shadow: Hey! *Moves towards Blaze, and makes her land the 最佳, 返回页首 of the bridge*
Pause the song.
Sean: *Loses his grip on the rope, and lands on an arch going to the 最佳, 返回页首 of the bridge. A train goes under the bridge as he starts walking to the top*
Shadow: *Pushes 彩虹 Dash into a window so hard that it breaks her wings*
彩虹 Dash: *Punches Shadow, and knocks him out*
Blaze: *Sees Sean climbing towards her, and looks at 彩虹 Dash*
Continue the song.
Sean: *Almost at the top*
彩虹 Dash: *Gets outside of the blimp*
Blaze: *Runs out with an ax*
Sean: Dash, behind you!
Blaze: *Swings the ax at 彩虹 Dash but misses*
彩虹 Dash: Ah! *Loses her footing, and falls down*
Sean: *Grabs 彩虹 Dash's front legs* Stand on something!!
彩虹 Dash: *Puts her back hooves on part of the bridge so she can stand* Look out!!
Blaze: *About to 摇摆, 秋千 her ax*
Sean: *Moves back*
Blaze: *Hits the bridge between her, and Sean*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: *Grabs Sean, and pushes him towards a cable*
Sean: Whoa! *Almost falls, but grabs the cable*
彩虹 Dash: *Watching the fight*
Blaze: *Chokes Sean with the ax*
Sean: *Tries to push Blaze off of him*
Blaze: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: AH! *Moves back*
Sean: *Gets back on his feet, and kicks Blaze*
Blaze: *Falls down, but gets back up, and tries to push 彩虹 Dash off the bridge*
彩虹 Dash: Ah!
Sean: *Moves Blaze away from 彩虹 Dash*
Meanwhile inside the blimp.
Shadow: *Opening his eyes*
Sean & Blaze: *Grabbing, and kicking each other. Three trains pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Slowly standing up*
Blaze: *Swinging her ax, and it hits Sean in his chest*
Sean: Ah!! *Kicks Blaze, and falls down*
We both grabbed onto a cable, but we were on opposite sides of the arch.
Blaze: *Hits Sean's cable with the ax once, then four 更多 times*
Sean: *Grabs the ax, and takes it out of Blaze's hands*
Blaze: *Holding onto the arch, and nine trains slowly pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp, and sees Blaze*
Blaze: *Close to falling off the bridge*
Shadow: Blaze!!!! Blaze!!!!
Blaze: *Laughs at the mention of her name*
Skip the song to 2:21
Blaze: *Falls off the bridge*
Shadow: Uh oh.
Blaze: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Lands between two trains*
Pause the song
Master Sword: *Walks to Blaze* Hey!! 你 don't work on the Railroad. What are 你 doing here?!
Blaze: Dying. What are 你 doing here?!
Master Sword: A very brief cameo.
Blaze: I wish that's what I was doing. *Dies*
Continue the song
Sean: *Pulls 彩虹 Dash 下一个 to him*
Shadow: *Grabs a Desert Eagle*
Sean: Dash, get under the arch. *Stands on part of the bridge under the arch with 彩虹 Dash*
Shadow: *Fires seven bullets, and runs out of ammo*
Sean: *Gets back onto the arch with 彩虹 Dash*
Shadow: *Walks into the blimp*
彩虹 Dash: What do we do to stop him?
Sean: Still have that gun I gave you?
彩虹 Dash: Yeah.
Shadow: *Walks to the end of the blimp, and grabs seven sticks of dynamite tied together with rope*
Sean: *Takes the gun*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp while lighting up the dynamite*
Sean: There he is.
彩虹 Dash: What do we do?!
Sean: *Shoots Shadow in the leg*
Shadow: *Falls into the blimp with the dynamite*
Sean: *Grabs his chaos emerald* Chaos control! *Teleports himself, and 彩虹 Dash off the bridge*
Shadow: *Stomping on the fuse, trying to put it out*
Sean: *Watching Shadow from 彩虹 Dash's cloudhouse*
彩虹 Dash: *Next to Sean*
Sean: Like fireworks? Then you'll 爱情 this.
Shadow: *Can't put out the fuse, so he grabs the dynamite, and tries to throw it out of the blimp, but the dynamite goes off, and the blimp blows up*
彩虹 Dash: Oh wow!
Sean: I told 你 you'd like it.
Back at the train tracks.
Master Sword: *Sees the blimp on the train tracks* Oh no!! I'm not cleaning that up!!!!
Sean: All of Eggman's army either retreated, 或者 ended up dead.
彩虹 Dash: Does this mean we win?
Sean: For the time being.
彩虹 Dash: Yeah!!
Sean: *Laughs, but holds his chest in pain*
The wound from Blaze's ax started to hurt.
Sean: *Goes to a couch, and lays down*
彩虹 Dash: Are 你 alright?
Sean: I think so. *Looks at 彩虹 Dash's wings* You're not in really good shape yourself. Your wings are broken.
彩虹 Dash: I know. I'll be okay. What about you?
Sean: Get a doctor, and let's find out.
彩虹 Dash: *Goes to get a doctor*
Meanwhile in Mobius.
Eggman: *In his office, and is very unhappy*
Robot: Sir, did everything turn out to be okay?
Eggman: NO!!! Sean has become allies with a group of ponies in a world called Equestria!! For all I know, he's making plans with them to attack us! Even worse, Sonic is still out there!!!!
Robot: What should we do sir?
Eggman: Get 更多 Nazis, clone them, along with their weapons, supplies, vehicles, and resources! I will get that gray son of a bitch! I WILL!!!
The End
The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville - SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2015
Tingle: Oh, hello aga-
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK 你 (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the 下一个 Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are 你 still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED
Link: GIVE ME THE FUCKING MAP
Tinge: Well, lets see (Counts bag of rupees) Well, it seems to be about right. Here is your map
Link: GREAT! HOW MUCH MAPS DO I NEED LEFT
Tingle: Hmm...... About four
Link: THANK 你 (Leaves)
King of Red Lions: So, where is the 下一个 Triforce shard
Link: ON SOME STUPID ISLAND
King of Red Lions: Then let us be off
Link: GOOD IDEA
King of Red Lions: ......Um...... Why are 你 still yelling. You've been doing that ever since we left the Wind Temple
Link: I TOLD YOU! I'M REALLY FUCKING PISSED
King of Red Lions: Oh right
TO BE CONTINUED