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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Somewhere near Mosul, Iraq, a handcar was seen rolling down a train track, surrounded 由 two 更多 tracks. On one end was an earth 小马 that was completely white. On the other end, was a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe going around his body. That's me, I'm the hedgehog.

White Pony: Alright buddy, we're in Mosul. But the 问题 is, why?
Sean: I'm looking for a pony.
White Pony: Heh! There's thousands of ponies in this town.
Sean: Exactly where I want to be.
White Pony: Let me tell 你 something, you'll never find who you're looking for. There's too many ponies in this area.
ISIS Pony: *Running to the handcar* Stop!
White Pony: *Stops the handcar*
Sean: *Gets off*
ISIS Pony: What are 你 two doing here?
White Pony: What's it look like we're doing? We're riding a hand car through this wonderful country. (Even though Iraq is really a shithole)
ISIS Pony: Well go back to where 你 came from!
White Pony: Oh yeah? And who's gonna make us?
ISIS Pony: *Points a pistol at the pony, and Sean*
White Pony: Okay, okay, we're going!
Sean: *Gets back on the handcar, and goes backwards*
White Pony: What a jerk. Sorry buddy, we'll have to go back.

A freight train went past us, and I jumped on the first freight car.

White Pony: What does that guy think he's doing?

Theme Song: link

The train I was on had weapons, and other supplies for ISIS. It went into Mosul, and I was hiding in the first freight car to make sure no one saw me.

SeanTheHedgehog & Jade_23 Present

Return Of The Hedgehog In Ponyville

Sean: *Feels the train slowing down, and goes onto the roof*
ISIS Ponies: *Inspecting the bottom of the train*
Sean: *Sees a twelve story building nearby, and runs towards it*

Starring Nikki West from Jade_23

Also starring, Shredder, and 彩虹 Dash

Sean: *Shoots a grappling hook to the 最佳, 返回页首 floor. Once it's set, he runs up the wall*

Also starring Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and 苹果白兰地

Featuring Double Diamond, and Roseluck

Sean: *Gets inside the building, and heads onto a catwalk*
ISIS 小马 47: Attention, our leader has a speech for us!
Sean: *Whispering into microphone* Nikki, I'm at the meeting point. Come in. *Loads his .44 magnum, and M249 Machine gun with bullets*
ISIS Ponies: *Gathering at the meeting*
Sean: nikki, come in. *Hearing static on his walkie talkie*
ISIS 小马 47: Attention, welcome the new leader of our organization, Duublar!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: *Walks to the podium* Thank 你 all. I have a secondary 小马 in command, and his name is Halligan.
Halligan: *Walks 下一个 to Duublar, and is greeted 由 cheers*

Stop the song

Sean: what's taking nikki so long? *Watches the meeting behind three crates*
Duublar: As 你 all know, we have big plans to make every 小马 in the entire world accept our ways of life.
Halligan: We have created a drug that will accomplish our goal. It is in all of those crates behind us, stored in hundreds, and thousands of syringes.
Duublar: We will now see if it works with a 小马 Alliance spy we captured.
ISIS Ponies: *Dragging Nikki toward Duublar*
Nikki: Let me go!
Sean: *Gets his machine gun set up*
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe carrying the drug inside it*
Sean: *Shoots one of the ponies holding Nikki* Get out of there!
Nikki: *Runs away*
Duublar: *Looks up, and sees Sean* IT'S SEAN THE HEDGEHOG!!!
Sean: *Runs towards the window he went through while shooting at every ISIS pony*
Duublar: He's seen the drug! Kill him!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Grabbing AK47's, and running towards Sean's location*
Sean: *Grabs his grappling gun, and shoots the ceiling. He goes towards the tenth floor, and breaks a window*
ISIS Ponies: Hey!
Sean: *Shoots all of the ISIS Ponies*
Nikki: *Arrives* Thanks for saving me.
Sean: You're welcome. Let's get out of here.
Nikki: *Grabs an AK47, and three grenades*

We both ran down the stairs.

ISIS Ponies: *Chasing Sean, and Nikki*
Sean: *Shoots a door, and makes it open*

Explosive barrels came out of the room, and towards the ISIS ponies.

Nikki: *Throws a grenade at the barrels*
ISIS Ponies: *Sees the grenade* Run away- *Die in the explosion*
Sean & Nikki: *Get down to the 7th floor, but are surrounded 由 更多 ISIS Ponies*
ISIS 小马 25: Drop your weapons onto the floor, and DON'T MOVE!!!
Sean: *Looks out the window, and sees a train go 由 carrying pillows* How convenient. (And unoriginal, but whatever. As long as we escape, who cares?)
Nikki: What?
ISIS Ponies: What did 你 say?!
Sean: *Grabs Nikki, and goes out the window*
Nikki: Are 你 crazy?!
Sean: No. Look! *Points to the train with pillows*

We landed on the pillows, but the ISIS ponies grabbed RPG's, and started driving Hy-Rails, trucks with both regular wheels, and train wheels.

ISIS 小马 845: They're getting away!
ISIS 小马 93: *Pointing an RPG at the train* Not for long! *Shoots a rocket*
Sean & Nikki: *Get off the train before it explodes*
ISIS 小马 98: They got off the train, but that explosion should've killed them.
Sean: *Takes off his shoes, and makes a big pile of sand 下一个 to them* Let's go. *Carries Nikki, and runs at 300 miles an hour*
Nikki: How fast can 你 run?
Sean: 430 miles an hour. That's one advantage of having Sonic the hedgehog as my cousin.
ISIS Ponies: *Sees Sean's shoes, and the big pile of sand*
ISIS 小马 63: He's in there. Call Duublar, and let him know we killed him.
ISIS 小马 47: *Making the call* Duublar, we killed Sean The Hedgehog. I repeat, we killed Sean The Hedgehog.
Duublar: Did 你 hear that Halligan? He's dead.
Halligan: Yes. What about that brown earth 小马 Nikki? Is she still alive?
Duublar: Maybe. If she is, we can capture her again just like last time. The important thing, is that Sean is dead. With him out of our way, no one can defeat us.

Me, and Nikki ran very far from Mosul. We were heading to the Persian Gulf to get on a 船, 小船 that would take us back to Equestria. It was dark out, so we decided to take a break.

Nikki: We've gone pretty far, haven't we?
Sean: Yeah. There's a small building nearby. It looks abandoned. Let's go in there so we won't freeze out here.

Inside the building was some wood. We used that to make a 火, 消防 so we would stay warm.

Sean: Good thing we're far away from any terrorists.
Nikki: If we're far away from them, they might stop looking for us.
Sean: This is the middle of nowhere, they wouldn't think about coming anywhere near here.
Nikki: Good thing for us.
Sean: Yes it is. Can't wait until we get back to Equestria. 彩虹 Dash has been giving us assignments here for weeks.
Nikki: 你 must be lucky dating a princess.
Sean: Yeah, she's happy with her new job. At first, she wanted to be called the President like that pony, Obama down in Washington D.C, but since we already have a president, she has to be the princess. Nikki, could 你 imagine being a princess?
Nikki: Nah, that ain't for me. What about you?
Sean: What a fucked up question. Obviously, I can't be a princess. I could be a prince if I wanted to, but I'm not gonna be a princess anytime soon. *Yawns* Let's go to bed.
Nikki: But there ain't any beds around here.
Sean: We'll just have to make do with what we have. We'll get out of here around 5 AM, and get on that boat.

Meanwhile, back at Mosul.

ISIS Ponies: *Gathered at a meeting*
Duublar: Everypony. It has come to my attention that Equestria is getting more, and 更多 stronger.
Halligan: Let's take a look at how this happened.
Duublar: Three years ago, Sean the hedgehog came into Equestria, and made 老友记 with a group of special soldiers trained 由 Princess Celestia.
ISIS 小马 52: I'm pretty sure they're not soldiers-
Duublar: DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!! Anyway, these soldiers were known as the mane 6, and their leader was a purple unicorn named Twilight Sparkle.
Halligan: Later, an evil army made up of Nazis, and Robots arrived there, and their leader was a scientist named Doctor Robotnik.
Duublar: Over the months, they kept fighting each other, and Robotnik eventually made allies with Discord.
Halligan: Meanwhile, Twilight Sparkle became a princess. Due to this, she became greedy, and robbed a 糖果 store. Princess Celestia caught her, and punished the young princess 由 giving her the voice of a black man.
Duublar: After that, Twilight wanted 更多 attention, and got angry at everyone for that. She decided to get her revenge, 由 joining forces with Robotnik.
Halligan: After that, Celestia died of old age, and told one of the ponies in the mane 6 to take her place.
Duublar: This 小马 is 彩虹 Dash. She killed Twilight Sparkle, and is now the new princess of Equestria.
Halligan: She is dating Sean the hedgehog, and he is a war hero working for the 小马 Alliance.
Duublar: We have tested our drug on several ponies that despised us, and it has proven to be successful!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: We will use the drug on 彩虹 Dash, and she will turn the United States into our ally!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*
Duublar: With that, it will make things easier for us to rule the entire world!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Cheering*

The 下一个 morning, me, and Nikki got on a cargoship heading into Horseshoe 湾 in Baltimare.

Nikki: I don't understand why a cargo ship is coming from Baltimare to here, and back. Won't ISIS get the supplies?
Sean: No. Those supplies go to the rebels fighting against ISIS. They get pretty good weapons as well.
Nikki: As long as they go to someone that ain't our enemy, I'm glad.

Wanna hear something ironic? Just as soon as we finished our conversation, three ISIS ponies were seen on the ship.

ISIS Pony: We're going to take the weapons before they can get loaded onto the ship.
ISIS 小马 2: And then, we'll attack every single 小马 in that city.
ISIS 小马 3: Good plan 你 two.
ISIS Pony: Instead of fighting back, everyone in that town will most likely go on a riot against the police.
ISIS Ponies: *Laughing*
Sean: *Hiding behind a container with Nikki* Stay here. *Quietly moves towards a flight of stairs, while hiding behind another container*
ISIS Ponies: *Going down the stairs, and go towards Nikki*
Sean: *Grabs his .44 magnum, and gets behind the ISIS Ponies. He shoots two of them*
ISIS Pony: *Shoots the gun out of Sean's hands*
Sean: *Goes back towards a container while getting shot at 由 the ISIS Pony*
Nikki: *Knocks him out* Okay Sean, you're clear.
Sean: *Walks over to Nikki* Hey. 你 did a fantastic job.
Nikki: *Closes her eyes while smiling*

We went outside to see the ocean. 由 the time we got out onto the deck, we had to hide again, because there were five ISIS Patrol boats on the right side of the ship.

Nikki: What do they want?
Sean: No idea. They're not even supposed to be in this area.
ISIS 小马 43: Attention! Whoever is at the helm of this ship, stop immediately!
Nikki: What do we do now?
Sean: Leave it to me. 你 go find cover, and make sure they don't see you.
船, 小船 Pony: *Talking into microphone* What's going on?!
ISIS Pony: We are searching for two 小马 Alliance agents. They faked their death, and we are on a world wide 搜索 to find them.
Sean: *Sees the patrol boats* (Those Patrol Boats have their fuel tanks on the bow. Perfect) *Loads his magnum, and points it at the fuel tank of one patrol boat. He pulls the trigger*

Slow motion time. The bullet went across the ocean, and when it hit the fuel tank, there was an explosion.

The speed returns to normal, and now there's a song for this scene: link

ISIS Ponies: THERE HE IS!! *Firing their AK47's*
Sean: *Running to the right*
ISIS Ponies: Get in front of the fuel tanks, and make sure he doesn't shoot them!!
Sean: *Shoots the fuel tank on the 秒 patrol boat. He starts climbing up a pile of containers*
ISIS Ponies: *Continue shooting*
Sean: *Gets on 最佳, 返回页首 of the pile, and shoots the third boat's fuel tank*
ISIS Ponies: *Continue shooting*
Sean: *Jumps over a bullet, and shoots the forth fuel tank. He runs to the right to get a better chance of shooting the fifth boat's fuel tank*
ISIS 小马 63: Let's get out of here. *Drives the patrol boat*
ISIS 小马 98: *Grabs an RPD, and continues shooting at Sean*
Sean: *Jumps from one container to another one, and shoots the fifth patrol boat's fuel tank*
Coast Guard: *Arrives in a helicopter* Drop your weapon, and put your hands up!
Sean: *Drops his weapons, and puts his hands up* I surrender! I surrender! I just want to get back into the United States of Equestria!!

And after that, the Coast Guard learned that me, and Nikki were part of the 小马 Alliance, and they sent us back into Canterlot.

When me, and Nikki returned to Equestria, we were sent into Ponyville. 彩虹 Dash was waiting for us.

彩虹 Dash: Sean! *Hugs Sean*
Sean: Someone missed me while I was away. *Kisses 彩虹 Dash on the cheek*
Royal Guard: Mr. The Hedgehog, we hope you're okay.
Sean: I'm fine fellas. Not a single scratch on me.
彩虹 Dash: We're gonna go to Sugarcube Corner. I have another assignment for you, and Nikki.
Sean: I'm looking 前锋, 期待 to it.
Nikki: So am I.

Inside Sugarcube Corner, several ponies were waiting there for us.

Pinkie Pie: *Shoots confetti out of her party cannon* Welcome back!
Rarity: We missed you.
Applejack: I'm sure glad I ain't in the Middle East like 你 were.
Sean: Good. 你 don't wanna be there.
Double Diamond: No shit.
Roseluck: I'm glad that you, and Nikki made it back safely.
Shredder: Tell us everything that happened.
Sean: Okay. Sit down. I'll tell 你 everything.

We put three tables 下一个 to each other, and we all sat down.

Sean: So there I was, riding down the train tracks with a 小马 I barely knew. He was gonna get me into a town called Mosul, where ISIS was having a meeting. Nikki went in there before me to give me a sitrep of what it was like in that town. Two ISIS ponies captured her, and they were about to use a drug on her that can hypnotize anypony, and make them do whatever ISIS tells them to do.
Double Diamond: No way.
Sean: Don't believe me, eh? Let me tell you, I saw it. They were about to stab Nikki with a syringe full of the drug before I fired at them with my machine gun. We escaped 由 jumping onto a train. They followed us in hy-rails, and shot a rocket at us. We jumped off just before the train blew up, and I made a big pile of sand 下一个 to my shoes to make them think we died, and got buried. It fooled them at first, but 由 the time we got onto the 船, 小船 taking us home, they found out we faked our death. Five patrol boats come towards us, but I'm running from their bullets they shoot at me, while shooting the fuel tanks on their boats. Then the Coast Guard comes, and takes us home.
Roseluck: That was amazing.
Nikki: 你 forgot the part where I saved 你 from being shot.
Sean: I don't know what you're talking about.

Everyone laughed. Just as soon as the laughter stopped, 彩虹 Dash brought me into a room for briefing on my 下一个 assignment.

彩虹 Dash: I've been getting reports from all over Equestria that there was an attempted attack on our country down in Texas 由 ISIS. I want 你 to stay in Ponyville, and keep an eye out for anypony that looks suspicious. If they turn out to be working for ISIS, kill them.
Sean: With pleasure.
彩虹 Dash: Speaking of pleasure. *Gets onto Sean's lap*
Sean: I know where this is going.

Meanwhile, just outside of the room, they heard 彩虹 Dash moaning multiple times.

Rarity: Is she doing what I think she's doing?
Applejack: I ain't sure. I think I see her silhouette, and it looks like she's going up, and down.
Rarity: Yep, she's doing what I think she's doing. Which is something I'm going to do with Big Macintosh. *Runs away*
Applejack: *Shakes her head* Oh Rarity.

Meanwhile, with the ISIS ponies.

Duublar: I am pissed off with your failure!
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.
Duublar: 你 were supposed to kill Sean, and that brown earth pony, but 你 failed. To make matters worse, 你 survive the explosions of your Patrol Boats, and live to tell me that 你 failed.
ISIS Pony: But-
Duublar: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!!!
ISIS Ponies: *Leave*
Duublar: Halligan, when will the first shipment be ready for Equestria?
Halligan: Soon.
Duublar: Good. When we set our hooves into Equestria, everyone will be in a world of pain. *Laughs*

After 彩虹 Dash briefed me on my assignment, Nikki went in for her briefing.

Nikki: So, what is my 下一个 assignment?
彩虹 Dash: I assigned Sean to watch out for any suspicious activity in Ponyville. I want 你 to do the same thing in Canterlot. If 你 find any ponies working for ISIS, kill them.
Nikki: Will do.

Meanwhile, I was at Sweet 苹果 Acres with Applejack.

Sean: *Watching a part of town with binoculars*
Applejack: 你 should take a break. If 你 look through those things too long, you'll ruin your eyesight.
Sean: Okay. *Puts away binoculars* Nothing interesting is happening anyway.
Applejack: Come downstairs, I made 你 an 苹果 pie with cider.
Sean: Sounds good. *Walks downstairs with Applejack* I think after I have the pie, and cider, I'll go near town hall.
Applejack: Alright.
Sean: I was hoping Big Mac, and Applebloom would be here. Where are they?
Applejack: Visiting Babs Seed in Manehattan.
Sean: And 你 didn't go with them? *Sits at the table*
Applejack: Somepony has to stay here, and keep things in order. *Goes to kitchen, and grabs an 苹果 pie with a glass of 苹果 cider*
Sean: 你 forgot the knife.
Applejack: *Goes to get a 刀 for cutting slices of 苹果 pie* Here 你 go. *Gives it to Sean*
Sean: Thank you. *Cuts two slices of 苹果 pie* I'm not that hungry, but I was wondering if 你 had whipped cream.
Applejack: Sorry, we don't.
Sean: Damn. I was hoping 你 would.

Back at Mosul, Duublar, and Halligan were getting things ready.

Halligan: *Sees a cargo plane being loaded with crates full of the drug*
Duublar: How many crates are being loaded on there?
Halligan: Sixty.
Duublar: Good. I was expecting forty, but that's good. Now remember, sneak into the police stations of Canterlot, and Ponyville. Stab all of the police officers, and then work your way up to the Royal Guards. Once 你 get all of them, 你 will be able to get 彩虹 Dash.
Halligan: Will do. We won't let 你 down.

Halligan ran onto the airplane, and it took off. Duublar watched it go down the runway, and up into the air.

I was at Townhall, when I saw a big cargo plane pass 由 me. It was decreasing it's altitude as it went towards the airport. Even though the plane was about to land, it seemed like it was getting too low to the ground, so I decided to go see what was going on.

Halligan: Almost there.
Pilot: *Lands on the runway* Now where do I put this bird?
Halligan: Put it in that hangar to our right.
Pilot: *Slowly turns to the right*
Sean: *Hiding 由 a helicopter, and looks at the plane with his binoculars*
Pilot: *Stops the plane in the hangar, and turns off the engine*
Ponies: *Leaving the airplane*
Airport Security Pony: *Arrives* Hey, we didn't give 你 permission to land here.
Halligan: *Grabs a syringe of the drug, and stabs the airport security 小马 with it*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning evil* ISIS rules.
Halligan: *Laughs*
ISIS Ponies: *Laughing*
Halligan: We want 你 to stab every other 小马 working for security with what we stabbed you.
ISIS Pony: *Gets a 箱, 板条箱 out of the plane*
Halligan: *Opens the crate*
Airport Security Pony: *Takes a syringe full of the drug*
Halligan: *Gives a backpack to the security pony* Fill this up with as many of those syringes as 你 can.
Airport Security Pony: *Filling the backpack with syringes*
Halligan: Once 你 finish stabbing all of the ponies in Airport Security, get everyone else in there.
Airport Security Pony: Yes sir.
Sean: *Arrives with his M249 Machine gun* 你 gotta learn when to say no every once in a while.
Halligan: No every once in a while. *Runs away* Kill him!!
Sean: *Shoots the ISIS Ponies*
Airport Security Pony: *About to stab Sean with a syringe*
Sean: *Punches the security pony*
Airport Security Pony: *Turning back to normal* What happened?
Sean: 你 were drugged 由 ISIS. It seems, that 你 turned back to normal when I punched you.
Airport Security Pony: That really hurts, but thanks.
Sean: *Goes to the airplane, and shows the security 小马 all of the syringes on board* Call the police. Make sure they get rid of every single one of these. Understand?
Airport Security Pony: Yes.
Sean: Good.

Not far away from the airport, Halligan went to a phone booth, and called his boss Duublar.

Halligan: Come on, come on, pick up!
Duublar: *Picks up the phone* Yes?
Halligan: We have a problem.
Duublar: Who is this?
Halligan: It's Halligan.
Duublar: Impossible. He never has a problem with his assignments.
Halligan: Will 你 shut up, and listen?! There's a hedgehog running here with a gun, a big M249 Saw. He killed all of my teammates. I need backup.
Duublar: What about the drugs?
Halligan: They're probably being confiscated 由 now.
Duublar: 你 didn't try to get them?
Halligan: That hedgehog would've killed me if I stayed there.
Duublar: 你 had a weapon to. Why didn't 你 shoot him? I'll tell 你 what. Since this is the very first time 你 screwed up, I bet you're very embarrassed about it, so I'll send 你 reinforcements with 85 crates full of our drug, for a price.
Halligan: 你 want me to pay 你 to get reinforcements, and 更多 of our drug?
Duublar: Yes. 98 Equestrian Dollars should do it.
Halligan: Where will I get the money?
Duublar: Stupid question. *Hangs up*
Halligan: What the hell?

In Canterlot, Nikki was having her lunch at a restaurant.

Nikki: *Watches a group of 3 stallions walk 由 her* (No weird activity so far)
ISIS Ponies: *Flying an aircraft* Get ready to land.
ISIS Paratroopers: *Waiting 由 the door*
ISIS Pilot: *Turns on a green light*
ISIS Paratroopers: *Jump out of the plane. There are seven of them, and they each have twenty syringes full of the drug*
Nikki: *Watching the paratroopers*
ISIS Paratroopers: *Land 由 the castle*
Nikki: *Runs from the restaurant to the location of the ISIS ponies*
ISIS Ponies: *Checking their weapons* Full ammunition, and all twenty syringes of the drug are here.
Nikki: *Grabs two Glocks*
ISIS Pony: Now 你 heard what Duublar said. Start off with the police ponies.
Nikki: I don't think so! *Points her 枪 at the ISIS Ponies*
ISIS 小马 4: Shoot her.
Nikki: *Shoots two ISIS Ponies*
ISIS 小马 2: *Shoots one glock out of Nikki's hoof*
Nikki: *Shoots ISIS 小马 2 three times*
ISIS 小马 7: *Pulls the trigger on his AK47, but realizes that it's jammed*
Nikki: *Kicks ISIS 小马 7, and shoots the others*
ISIS 小马 7: *Quickly grabs a syringe, and stabs Nikki with it*

The drug was taking over Nikki's mind.

Nikki: ISIS is awesome.
ISIS 小马 7: You're damn right. Take three backpacks, they're full of drugs 你 will use on ponies around this area. If 你 stab them, they'll be on our side.
Nikki: Yes sir. *Grabs three backpacks, and walks away*
彩虹 Dash: *Watching everything from her castle, and grabs her cell phone. She calls Sean*
Sean: *Grabs his smartphone, and 答案 彩虹 Dash's call* Yes?
彩虹 Dash: ISIS just stabbed Nikki with something. It turned her into one of them. Come over here as quickly as 你 can.
Sean: Okay, I'll be right there.

Just then, a convoy of supplies trucks passed by. It was lead 由 a silver Chrysler 300.

In the convoy, Halligan was driving the 300.

Halligan: *On the phone* We're bringing the supplies to Canterlot. One soldier says he drugged an agent working for the 小马 Alliance. Her name is Nikki West.
Duublar: Excellent. We're one step closer to getting 彩虹 Dash with that drug, and then she will turn Equestria into our ally.

Halligan's convoy just entered Canterlot. I was following close behind in my Corvette.

Halligan: *Stops at the restaurant Nikki was at in the 前一个 part of this fanfic*
Nikki: *Walks to Halligan* Let me drive.
Halligan: Oh no. For safety reasons, new recruits can't-
Nikki: Let me drive!
Halligan: *Slides into the passenger seat*
Nikki: *Gets into the driver's seat*
Sean: *Waiting in his car, and sets a sticky bomb to explode in twenty seconds* There's only four trucks in the convoy. Let's hope this bomb blows them all up. *Opens the right window, and drives forward. He throws the sticky bomb on the 3rd truck, and turns left on an intersection*
Nikki: *Sees the end of Sean's corvette* I think I saw Sean. *Turns her car around*

All four trucks blow up from the sticky bomb. Now, it's time for a car chase, with a song: link

Nikki: *Turns right, and sees Sean's car* That's him! I recognize that car anywhere!
Sean: *Drifts to the left*
Nikki: *Floors it, and slowly catches up to Sean*
Halligan: All units, Sean The Hedgehog has been spotted. He is driving a 1981 Chevy.
Nikki: Corvette!
Halligan: Corvette. He's driving a 1981 Chevrolet Corvette. It's blue, and the license plate is CORVTE1.
Sean: *Turns right*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*
Halligan: Did 你 drug any of the police ponies yet?
ISIS 小马 36: Yes sir. They're coming towards your location.

The drugged police ponies were driving Dodge Charger police cars.

Sean: *Passing a bus, and drifts to the left*
Pony: *In another car, and crashes into a police pony*
Nikki: *Still following Sean*
Sean: *Turns left on an intersection*
Nikki: *Drifts to the left*

We passed two alleyways surrounding the street, and one police car came out of each alleyway.

Halligan: He's too fast. Try, and take a shortcut to get in front of him.
Drugged Police Ponies: *Turn right*
Sean: *Continues going straight*
Nikki: Turn right 你 bastard, turn right.
Sean: *Turns right*
Drugged Police Ponies: *Turn left, and create a roadblock*
Sean: 你 want me to fall for your trap? Okay. *Turns right* There's your roadblock... *Does a quick U turn*
Nikki: *Crashes into the roadblock*
Sean: ...Behind me.
Nikki: *Backs up, then makes a U turn*
Drugged Police Ponies: *Following Nikki*
Sean: *Floors it as he keeps going straight*
Halligan: He's doing at least 130.
Nikki: We're doing 120.
Drugged Police Ponies: So are we.
Nikki: Try to keep up. We want to catch this son of a 婊子, 子 as soon as possible.
Halligan: Uh, I'm supposed to talk into the walkie talkie.
Sean: *Turns right into an airport*
Nikki: He's at the airport.
Drugged Police Pony: Yeah, uh, I think we noticed.
Sean: *Turns left onto a runway*
Pilot: *About to land a Boeing 747*
Nikki: *Gets off the runway*
Drugged Police Ponies: *Crash into the plane*
Nikki: Idiots.
Halligan: No shit.
Sean: *Does a U turn, and heads for the exit of the runway*
Halligan: We need backup, the suspect is getting away from us.
Nikki: Call for a chopper.
Halligan: We need a helicopter.

A helicopter did arrive for the car chase, along with four 更多 drugged police ponies in police cars.

ISIS Pilot: Okay, we see the suspect. We have four cars right behind him, and they're right 下一个 to the river.
Halligan: Push him in there!
Nikki: *Drives out of the airport, and follows the drugged police ponies*
Drugged Police 小马 3: *Gets to Sean's right side* Lovely 日 for a swim. *Turns left*
Sean: *Brakes before the cop can hit him*
Drugged Police 小马 3: *Drives into the river*
Drugged 小马 小马 4: He braked! Be careful.
Drugged Police 小马 2: 你 try to get him. I'll go on his left side, and if he tries to fool you, I'll prevent 你 from going into that river.
Drugged Police 小马 4: Wait, what if he-
Sean: *Pushes the 2nd drugged cop into the river*
Drugged Police 小马 4: -pushes 你 in? *Sighs* At this rate, we'll never get him.
Drugged Police 小马 1: I'll hit the back of his car. That oughta work.
Sean: *Turns right*
Drugged Police 小马 1: *Accidentally turns left, and goes into the river*
Drugged Police 小马 4: *Directly behind Sean* Okay Nikki, it's just you, the pilot, and me.
ISIS Pilot: I'm going to lower a magnet onto his car, and I'll take him all the way back to Duublar in Mosul. He'll be happy about that. *Begins to lower magnet*
Sean: *Hits the nitrous button*
ISIS Pilot: Wait, he's going too fast for me to catch up.
Drugged Police 小马 4: I'll catch him.
ISIS Pilot: Wait, slow down! You'll get hit 由 the magnet!!
Drugged Police 小马 4: *Gets lifted into the air 由 the magnet*
ISIS Pilot: *Losing control* Your car is too heavy! *Turns off the magnet*
Drugged Police 小马 4: *Lands in the water* Shit!!
Nikki: Shit is right!
ISIS Pilot: *His helicopter stalled, and he crashes into the water as well*
Halligan: And to make matters worse. *Points at the helicopter*
Nikki: And to make things even 更多 worse, we 迷失 him.

I was out of their sight. All I had to do now was head to 彩虹 Dash's castle.

I was driving down a suburban area near Canterlot when my car got a flat tire.

Sean: *Stops car, and looks at the tire* No! I'm in the middle of a car chase right now! *Looks around* Thankfully, ISIS isn't anywhere near me, and I got a spare tire in the back.

I hurried to the trunk, opened it, and got the spare tire, along with a few other supplies. A jack for raising the car, and a wrench to put in, and take out the bolts for the wheels.

Sean: *Raising the car with the jack, then uses the wrench to take out the bolts. After that is done, he takes off the flat tire, and puts the spare on. He puts the bolts back on, and lowers the car with the jack*
Drugged Police 小马 35: *At an intersection behind Sean's car. He turns left, and heads away from Sean*
Sean: *Sees the police car, and quickly gets back into his car. He drives away without making any loud noises*
Drugged Police 小马 35: *Looks in his rear view mirror, and sees Sean's car* I spotted him! *Turns on his sirens, and makes a U turn*
Sean: *Hears the sirens, and floors it*
Halligan: Where is he located?
Drugged Police 小马 35: He's at a suburb about half a mile out of Canterlot's city limits.

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We left the suburb, and were driving on dirt.

Nikki: *Leading three drugged police ponies* We're catching up to him.
Sean: *Turns left*
Drugged Police 小马 35: Where is he going?
Nikki: He's heading towards a train yard.

Indeed I was. I drove into that train yard to make things easier on getting rid of the ISIS ponies.

Sean: *Drives across a train track as a train goes down the line*
Nikki: *Drives across the train track before the train can hit her*
Drugged Police Ponies: *Not so lucky. They got hit 由 the train*
Sean: *Drives between a switch engine, and a freight train*
Train Pony: *Blows the horn as he slowly gets his locomotive close to the train*
Nikki: *Gets between the train, and engine, but spins out as the engine hits her*
Halligan: Sounds like the engine died.
Nikki: *Turns the key* You're right, it won't start. *Turns the key, and hears her car start* There we go. *Drives*

There were ten train tracks between me, and the 下一个 road. I floored it, but I wasn't able to go fast. Neither was Nikki, she was going slower then me.

Sean: *Turns right, then turns left onto the station platform*
Nikki: *Turning left*
Sean: *Drives off the station platform, and turns right into the parking lot*
Nikki: We need back up, that hedgehog is gettin' away from us!

Two 更多 police cars arrived, being driven 由 police ponies drugged 由 ISIS. Another police car was following behind them, and it was a brand new Dodge Charger.

Sean: *Turns right, and sees a construction site five blocks ahead*
Nikki: He's heading Northwest. Towards a construction sight.
Drugged Police 小马 9: I see him.
Drugged Police 小马 36: Me too.
Drugged Police 小马 90: Same here. Let's stop him.

They were still following me? Let them. I'm gonna make their life a living hell once they start chasing me in the construction site.

Sean: *Enters the construction site*
Halligan: Two of 你 block the entrance so he can't get out.
Drugged Police 小马 90: 你 do that, I'll chase that hedgehog with Nikki.
Drugged Police 小马 9 & 36: Ten-4.

With the two police ponies blocking the entrance, only Nikki, and the 小马 in the new Charger were in pursuit.

Sean: *Driving inside a building being built, and goes up four floors*
Nikki: He better stop. Once he gets to the top, there's no way down.
Sean: *Sees a ramp heading towards the road, and drives on it*
Nikki: *Turns right, and stops*
Drugged Police 小马 90: *Stops on the ramp, and falls off*
Halligan: 你 were saying?
Nikki: 你 two better go after him.
Drugged Police 小马 9 & 36: We already are.
Nikki: Do we have anymore back up?
Drugged Police 小马 53: I'm on my way, but there's one problem.
Nikki: What?
Drugged Police 小马 53: I'm driving a Prius.
Sean: *Floors it down the road* No cars except for us. Very strange.
Drugged Police 小马 9 & 36: *Catching up to Sean*
Drugged Police 小马 53: *Behind the other police ponies*
Sean: *Sees a 钢琴 hanging from a twenty story building. Once he passes it, he sticks his .44 out the window, and shoots the rope holding the piano*
Drugged Police Ponies: Look out!
Drugged Police 小马 53: *His car gets hit 由 the piano, and his car breaks down*
Sean: *Sees a big rig pulling a trailer carrying fuel*
Drugged Police 小马 9 & 36: *Catching up to Sean*
Sean: *Hits the oil button, and spills oil onto the road. He then passes the big rig*
Drugged Police 小马 9 & 36: *Crash into the big rig, which makes it explode*
Sean: *Drives away from the big rig*
Nikki: *Stops her car 由 the prius* Make sure he's okay.
Halligan: *Gets out of the car, and goes to the drugged 小马 in the Prius* Hey, are 你 okay? *Opens door* Excuse me. Are 你 okay?
Drugged Police 小马 53: I'm fine.
Halligan: *Talks in a sarcastic mood* Are 你 sure? Because 你 just got hit 由 a piano.

Another helicopter was following me.

ISIS Pilot: Halligan, I'm low on fuel, but I have Sean in my sights. I'm gonna keep chasing him until I run out.
Halligan: Negative, go find a place to refuel, and land there ASAP.
ISIS Pilot: *Continues to follow Sean*
Halligan: Again, land, and refuel the chopper.
ISIS Pilot: *Goes to land at a fueling depot*

I reached Canterlot Castle, and parked my car 下一个 to three Jeeps, owned 由 Royal Guards.

Sean: *Runs to the 城堡 entrance* Is everything okay here?
Royal Guards: Yeah. We haven't seen anypony from ISIS around here.
Sean: Good to know. *Walks into the castle*

It was a long way up to 彩虹 Dash's room, but when I made it, she was on the balcony.

Sean: *Walks up to 彩虹 Dash* 你 know 你 shouldn't be out here. What if someone spots you, and tries to kill you?
彩虹 Dash: I've been watching some of the activity around here. I even saw a glimpse of your car chase against Nikki West. Did she betray us?
Sean: I guess so. She may have been drugged, 或者 she could've been held hostage, and forced to drive that car, chasing me.
彩虹 Dash: If she is drugged, how do we turn her back to normal?
Sean: 冲床 her. I did that to one 小马 they drugged, and he turned back to normal.

Gunshots were heard downstairs.

Sean: We better go see what that was. Take my magnum. *Gives 彩虹 Dash the .44*
彩虹 Dash: *Loads the magnum*
Royal Guards: *Shooting ISIS Ponies*
Halligan: Keep shooting them until we get to Sean, and kill him!
彩虹 Dash: They want you.
Sean: And you. If ISIS puts their drug into you, you'll become one of them, and turn Equestria into it's ally.
彩虹 Dash: I don't wanna get drugged.
ISIS Ponies: *Shooting the Royal Guards*
Sean: Okay, cover me while I shoot those ponies. *Looks over the wall, and shoots the ISIS ponies*
ISIS 小马 93: *Shooting at Sean*
Sean: *Takes cover behind the wall*
Halligan: There he is!
Nikki: I brought 更多 ammo over here.
Halligan: Fantastic. Go get some grenades.
Nikki: *Goes to get grenades*
Sean: *Shooting 更多 ISIS Ponies*
Halligan: Shoot him!
ISIS 小马 35: He's behind a 墙 sir.
Halligan: I don't care.
Sean: *Shoots 更多 ISIS Ponies*
Halligan: Flank him. Fly to an upper floor, and shoot the back of his head.
ISIS Pegasi: *Flying up to the 2nd floor*
Sean: *Shoots Halligan*
Halligan: Ah! *Falls on the floor* Why haven't 你 killed him yet?!
Sean: *Shoots 更多 ISIS ponies*
ISIS Pegasi: *Going downstairs, and towards Sean, and 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Aiming her gun*
ISIS Pegasi: *Appear in front of 彩虹 Dash*
彩虹 Dash: *Shoots both Pegasi, and kills them*
Nikki: *Arrives with grenades* Halligan, what happened?!
Halligan: That hedgehog hit me with one of his bullets. Kill him!
Nikki: *Grabs two grenades, and throws them*
Sean: *Punches the grenades back to Nikki*
Nikki: *Runs past the grenades, and turns back to see them explode*
Sean: *Goes towards Nikki*
Nikki: Oh no 你 don't. *Grabs a Desert Eagle*
Sean: Nikki, you're not one of them. They drugged 你 to make them think that.
Nikki: You're lying! I am a part of ISIS, and I will do my job.
Sean: Your job is to work with me. We work for the 小马 Alliance. 你 sometimes call it the P.A.
Nikki: *Kneels* I don't believe you.
Sean: 你 will soon. *Punches Nikki*
Nikki: *Turns back to normal* Ow, what was that for?!
Sean: Long story. Right now, we need to 包, 换行 things up, and go back into Ponyville.

Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then 移动 our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and 彩虹 Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

彩虹 Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
彩虹 Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay here, until I call for help. *Grabs his M249 machine gun, and his .44 magnum*
彩虹 Dash: How can 你 go after them all 由 yourself?
Sean: I'll find a way. *Runs to the plane*
Pilot: *Lands the plane, and sees Sean* Sir-
Sean: *Shoots the pilot, and shoots bullets through the plane*
Duublar: Get down!!
ISIS Ponies: *Getting shot*
Duublar: I'm out of here. *Runs to the cockpit*
Sean: *Climbs to the cockpit, and sees Duublar* Finally, we get to fight.
Duublar: The pleasure is all mine.
Sean: For being the one to die? Thank you, I don't want to die.
Duublar: *Grabs a Walther pistol*
Sean: *Shoots the pistol out of Duublar's hoof*
Duublar: *Jumps on Sean*

His back leg hit a button, and the plane was moving 由 itself slowly. We both fell out of the plane.

Sean: *Sees both of his 枪 on the ground* (Must've dropped them when I fell out of the plane)
Duublar: *Runs for the magnum*
Sean: *Grabs Duublar, and smashes his head into the plane four times*
Duublar: *Kicks Sean*
Sean: *Pushes Duublar*

We both ended up on the stabilizer of the plane.

Duublar: *Kicks Sean*
Sean: *Holding on. His feet are being dragged on the ground* DASH, NIKKI, NOW!!
彩虹 Dash & Nikki: *Running to the plane*
Duublar: *Pushes Sean off*
Sean: *Lands on the ground, then kicks Duublar*
彩虹 Dash: *Grabs the machine gun*
Nikki: *Grabs the revolver* Don't move!
Duublar: I think 你 two should move.
Sean: *Sees the plane turning around, and heading towards Nikki, and 彩虹 Dash* Look out!

They both moved out of the way just in time.

Duublar: *Pushes Sean towards the plane, and runs away*
Sean: *Gets his right hit 由 one of the airplane propellers. He falls down, and holds onto his injury*
彩虹 Dash: Get Duublar, I'll take care of Sean.
Nikki: *Aims the 马格南, 大酒瓶, 万能 at Duublar, and fires one shot. She misses, and pulls the trigger again, only to realize she's out of ammo. So, she runs after Duublar*
Sean: *Holding onto his arm* I'm surprised it only took off part of my arm.
彩虹 Dash: 你 weren't that close to have those blades slice your arm off.
Sean: Yeah, well 你 should've gone after Duublar. He's gone now.
彩虹 Dash: Nikki's chasing after him.
Duublar: *Gets into the Chrysler 300, and drives away*
Nikki: *Gets into Sean's corvette, and drives after Duublar*
Duublar: *Heading towards Sean, and 彩虹 Dash* I'm gonna run 你 two over!!
Sean: *Gets angry, and grabs Duublar's car*

When I get angry, I have the power to lift ten million pounds.

Nikki: *Stops the car*
Duublar: Uh... I'm very sorry?
Sean: It's okay. I forgive you.
Duublar: Really?
Sean: NO!! *Throws the car at the airplane*
Duublar: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *Dies in a big explosion*
Nikki: *Gets out of the car* We did it.
Sean: What are 你 talking about?
Nikki: We defeated ISIS.
Sean: I don't know. Even though we killed their leader, they may have him replaced, and they'll try to attack us again. If we really want to defeat ISIS, we'll have to kill every single 小马 working for that shitty organization.

This fanfic is dedicated to every soldier fighting against ISIS. Keep up the good work.

The End.

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Johnny: *Running on a rooftop*
Parker: *Running with Gordon* Get him!!
Sean: Why is that guy being chased?
Jeff: I don't know.
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Welcome to another story about a spy named Con Mane. We begin at a Mexican nuclear base.

Con: *runs onto dam*
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Con: *ties himself to guardrail*

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Monsters and creatures in a horror game, movie, show, 或者 book are the very thing that makes the game, movie, show, 或者 book scary. It shows us something that is a threat, possibly completely inhuman and unimaginable, that we wouldn’t expect it to be real, but horror makes us believe that it is real, and that is what scares. So, whenever a monster is done and used creativity, I tend to respect the creator and the use of the monster. And there are so many of them, I may have to make another 列表 another time. But, for now, I wanna talk about monsters and creatures from… anything that I find...
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I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who 蝙蝠侠 is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, 电影院 and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed 由 the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the 最佳, 返回页首 Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt 由 this game, DC Comics is still making bank and 蝙蝠侠 is still a cherished...
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Okay, so after the last game, I needed to cool down and play a much better game. That last one got a little heated, but thankfully, I can try out something that may calm me down and be a joy to play. So, with that all 说 and done, let us play through a 蚱蜢 Manufacture game. 蚱蜢 made a lot of underrated titles, such as Killer 7, Shadows of the Damned, and the great Wii franchise, No 更多 Heroes. So, naturally, I really enjoy seeing their name on anything. With that being said, I can’t wait to talk about today’s game, Killer is Dead



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When it comes to video games, many people expect a satisfying final boss to help bring the game to a close. Many bosses can be huge and epic, like in Bayonetta. They could be incredibly emotional, like Gwyn from Dark Souls. 或者 they can equal your strength and test your skills like Henry from No 更多 Heroes… 或者 sadly, they can suck so hard, that they make 你 问题 why 你 went through the game for this in the first place. That is what I want to talk about today. Final bosses that are built up to be epic, and in the end, suck so hard, that it literally leaves a bad taste in your mouth....
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Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist 或者 something to leave me bankrupt, this 文章 has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film



I: From Humble Beginnings

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(Walter and Phillip walk into a building carrying the suitcase)
Doorman: Hold it, who are 你 two
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Doorman: The boss? Alright, go on in
Walter: Thanks (Walks in)
Phillip: (Stops) So, what kind of stuff does Ricardo sell, because my friend’s got this good pot and may be able to do business-
Walter: Phillip! Stop screwing around!

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So, there are a lot of fanfics on the internet. I mean A LOT. Even I need a break sometime. So, lets read a internet comic strip. The one known infamously throughout the internet as the Bong Chong Dong Ghost…. Oooooh….. fuck.
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So after I dipped my toes into the vast lake of a franchise with SoulCalibur V, I decided to try out other games. II was good, but never got to play much of it, IV was eh, and we never talk about Legends. Pretend that doesn’t exist. And then, announcement of SoulCalibur VI comes out, and everybody gets hyped. We see Mitsurugi and Ivy in beautiful 4k resolution, and motherfucking Geralt from Witcher, but that ain’t what interested me. When I saw character creator Kirby, and the chance for making the...
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Annabelle: Creation follows a group of young orphaned girls. The two friends, Linda and Janice, the...
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