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Hello, everyone, and welcome to another edition to Whatever Happened To... , where we look at gaming’s biggest flops, failures, and flub ups. And today, we’re all bitches! According to gaming’s biggest burnout, John Romero. And anyone who knows about worst games ever, knows exactly what we’re gonna be talking about. The N64 hype disaster, 2000s Daikatana.



Daikatana is an infamous game, for many reasons, and follows the story of feudal 日本 in the future, rival clans, and the evil sword that is way lamer than Soul Edge, Daikatana. Before we talk about what a steaming pile of cow shit that Daikatana is, we need to go about the games development. And before we can talk about it’s development, we need to talk about video games 最喜爱的 punching bag, John Romero. One of the four original creators of the classic games, like Wolfenstein and Doom, which were violent and insane first person shooters that revolutionized the genre. After getting famous for his creation for of Doom, as well as other games like Quake, John Romero wanted to work on a new game, one that was completely different. Let’s head back to the 年 of 1997, the 年 that totally ripped off Hong Kong ‘97. A classic. On April of 1997, John Romero got together a team of seven amatuer artists into the Ion Software studio and wanted to work on this game, using the same engine as Quake. Since Quake had eight people working on it, and was finished within six months, John Romero believed that he could have the game finished in time for 圣诞节 of that same year. But, when Daikatana was showed off at E3 of that same year, he noticed that the game had started to have an outdated look to it, due to the engine. John compared the original Quake engine to the 更多 advanced Quake II engine. John Romero decided that the game needed to be 更多 technologically advanced, and so, started to rework Daikatana into the Quake II engine and pushed the deadline to March of 1998.
1998 rolled around, and around this time, while Dreamworks and 皮克斯 were busy killing each other over Antz and A Bug’s Life, John Romero was able to get press coverage and some advertising for Daikatana. Time Magazine told readers that, and I quote, “Everything that game designer John Romero touches turns to gore and gold.” Another marketer had an entire page that was nothing but a red background, and on it, in black letters, were, “John Romero is about to make 你 his bitch.” And just underneath that, for added flavor, was, “Suck it down”. This kind of publicity was never seen before in any game advertising. People knew that John Romero was a little less family friendly when it came to talking about games and such, but he didn’t even hesitate to say this kind of thing on paper. Granted, John Romero didn’t say any of this, it was actually the marketer who created it, Mike Wilson, and John Romero reluctantly agreed to print it. Game journalists were treating John Romero like a god. Granted, when 你 revolutionize the entire first person shooting genre, that’s a given, but they would accept anything that John Romero did… But that foreshadowing will have to wait. Let’s continue with the development. All of this sort of publicity was sadly going to John Romero’s head, and it wouldn’t be long until news of what was going on behind the scenes of the development of Daikatana that some people started to get a little worried. John Romero started to feel like a rock star. He wanted an expensive office in Dallas, Texas, raced fast cars, and paid for only the best kinds of luxuries. This kind of behavior caused the original team working on Daikatana to quit the project and form their own company, Gathering of Developers, a company that made nothing of note and was defunct in 2004. Not only were there issues with the creative team on this game, but the game itself. Because so much work had gone into Daikatana using the original engine, switching over to the new Quake II engine would result in losing almost a years worth of progress.
Finally, 1999 came around. The start of a new millennium was upon us. Daikatana was still in the works, with Ion Software saying that, and I quote, “Come hell 或者 high water, the game will be done on February 15th, 1999”.... It didn’t get done on February 15th, 1999. Only a demo was released on March of that year, a demo with no monsters 或者 even a look into the single player campaign, and was only multiplayer deathmatches. With each new bit of news of the game coming out, 更多 and 更多 people began to get skeptical and hype was slowly dying down the 更多 it looked like this game would fail. The team tried to create a new demo for E3 for that year, but they somehow made it even worse, with a terrible framerate that only ran at 12 frames per 秒 and was not fun to play. This pushed Ion Software into a downward spiral that they would have to try real hard to pull themselves out of… They didn’t. Eidos, after having pumped over $44 million dollars into Ion Software, had just about enough of this bullshit. Ion Software agreed to let Eidos take over the company and the two founders of Ion Software, Todd Porter and Jerry O’Flaherty, left the company. And in April 21, 2000, Daikatana was finally released to the world… And it was fucking terrible!
Here it is, ladies and gentleman. This is what all that hype built up to. A buggy mess of a game where 你 can die out of nowhere, filled with endless backtracking just so 你 can barely get to the 下一个 level and some of the worst AI in gaming at the time. 粉丝 of John Romero and gaming critics despised this game. It was seen as a disappointment and, even 更多 so, people consider Daikatana to be one of the worst video games ever made. Yes, right up there with Bubsy 3D and Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. It was that hated. And I don’t blame them, this game sucks! And in the end, John Romero never saw any of this coming. Because all stars eventually burn out. John Romero was so ashamed of what happened, believing that the whole “John Romero’s gonna make 你 his bitch” ad hurt his reputation in the gaming industry. Of course, that isn’t true. I mean, the ad sure as hell didn’t help his case, but it was a combination of the advertisements, the behind the scenes drama, and the amount of delays, promising a game that turned out to be a huge piece of shit. The game was so bad, along with all the drama and poor management, this game actual caused some journalists and 粉丝 to declare that they will never want anything to do with John Romero ever again. All that work of building a reputation and becoming a respectful member of the gaming industry, all straight down the pisser thanks to one shitty game. But whatever happened to everyone involved with this shitstorm?
Ion Software became Ion Storm after being bought 由 Eidos, but they company closed down in 2005. As for Eidos, it was close to closing down itself and sold its company to Square Enix 欧洲 to save its asses, along with the Tomb Raider and Hitman franchises. Todd Porter and Jerry O’Flaherty went on to work on 更多 games, Todd doing… nothing I’m familiar with, and Jerry working on art for games like Gears of War 1. As for John Romero, however, just like a burnt out rock star, he is trying REAL hard to stay in peoples frontal lobes, but failing oh so hard. From being in a mobile phone company to working for Midway during their final years as they were making big mistakes. The 最近的 news of John Romero was that he partnered with old time friend and one of the original four creators of Doom, Adrian Carmack, to work on a new game, with a Kickstarter for $700,000… The kickstarter was cancelled shortly after this. And so, just like a good portion of John Romero’s career, so ends the story of Daikatana: One of the worst games ever made. Also, fun fact, there is a Gameboy Color version of Daikatana that was 说 to be pretty good, so sleep easy at night knowing it wasn't a total failure.
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Rainbow Dash: Ooh, listen to that guitar.
Sean & Grayback: *Racing each other while pulling their trains*
Orion: Who knew trains could race?
Hawkeye: I did. I raced with Gordon a few times.
Mily: *Passes Thomas*
Screwball: *Pops up from nowhere* Hello, I'm Screwball. I'm your hostess for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash: Rated TV-G
The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash: Rated TV-G

Screwball: That sounds about right. Trains on one half, and no trains...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Stand: One Vision
Appearance: A dark green phantom with a single eye on the center of it’s face. It wears a black cloak, and can use it to hide the hundreds of arms that make up it’s body.
Abilities: One Vision is able to drag anything from one piece of paper to another. It does not matter what the paper may be, it can drag it through the it. It is also able to send itself and it’s user through a piece of paper like a sort of teleportation. This can be done with anything, such as newspapers, napkins, posters, etc. As long as its paper. One Vision can also spy on anyone through a piece of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Alan, and Stuart were running towards a dealership.

Stuart: I'm not certain if we have the money to buy a new car.
Alan: Who 说 we were buying it? I happen to know how to hot wire cars.
Stuart: No. We are not hot wiring a car.
Alan: Not even that one? *Points at a red 1967 Oldsmobile 442 convertible*
Stuart: 你 have to be fucking kidding.
Alan: I'm not, now let's go before those bad guys 显示 up. *Runs to the Oldsmobile*
Stuart: I think it's 安全 to wait for my Packard to be repaired.
Alan: Fuck that. We need to get out of here. It's now 或者 never. *Gets in the car* A good thing someone decided...
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Oh boy, now it’s time to get to a real treasure. Today is the fourth 日 of Christmas, and today’s movie is a… real mess. Back in the good old days of the 90s when being a homosexual was the worse than being a murderer, Hollywood needed to create a horror movie, because the most 流行的 horror movie out around that time was Aliens: Resurrection… Yeah. So, I guess that this movie would easily dominate the horror 电影院 that year, and it shows, because this movie was made on a small budget, and didn’t even get that back. Is this movie a 迷失 gem and should get 更多 attention- No…….....
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(This is a redo on a review that I was not satisfied with. Please 熊 with me)


When I was a young, stupid little 13-year-old who was new to 日本动漫 and hormones, I was looking through some 流行的 日本动漫 that people are fond of. I then came across this one anime, and finally, my hormones and my lust for horror were catered to all at once. Now, as a young, stupid 17-year-old who is experienced with both 日本动漫 and hormones, I am not 更多 able to talk about this 日本动漫 PROPERLY! Seriously, I reviewed this 日本动漫 about three times, and I hated all of them. But hopefully, I can be a little satisfied....
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Some time ago, when I played Saints Row IV, there was a scene where Roddy Piper and Keith David were fighting in an alley in a pretty humorous way. I had no idea what the scene was, until I watched this movie. Now it all makes perfect sense. Another John Carpenter movie, as if three this 年 weren’t enough. Thankfully, it’s a good one. Probably one of his most loved of all time. And that movie is the satirical sci-fi horror classic, They Live.





The movie follows a drifter 由 the name of John Nada, who comes to a town finding work, but instead, he manages to find something even bigger....
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Back in the 1950’s, there was a movie 由 the name of The Thing from Another World. It was really cheesy and kinda silly, but it was a decent movie. Probably outdated today. I wouldn’t know. I haven’t watched it in years. So, in the 80s, John Carpenter, who worked on the 万圣节前夕 movie, had started working on a remake, and thank god that we get to talk about a good remake on here. Probably my personal 最喜爱的 remake out of all of them. That remake is The Thing, and it definitely is a thing alright. A good thing… Did I Really write that?





So the movie takes place in the Antarctic,...
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In 1977, Stephen King, famous horror story writer, released his book titled The Shining. It was a pretty disturbing book that a lot of people enjoyed. So much, that it even got a movie made, directed 由 the legendary Stanley Kubrick. Kubrick had not worked on horror 电影院 before, so he wanted to give The Shining a shot. That sort of work ended up leading to one of the most influential and most iconic and greatest horror 电影院 of all time… In my opinion anyway.



The Shining follows Jack Torrance, a writer suffering from writer's block, who takes the job watching over the Overlook Hotel...
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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was a true classic in the horror movie genre. It challenged it’s viewers with scenes of violence, a very dark sense of humor, and one of the most disturbing horror movie antagonists ever. So naturally, the best way to represent it is to make a remake of it, and give the directing job to Michael Bay….. Oh boy. This is 2003 Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Are 你 excited? Because I’m not.



So, where the first movie followed a brother and sister and their 老友记 heading out to find out why their grandfather's grave was being vandalised, this movie follows pot smoking,...
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About some time 以前 back in the 年 2010, I remember walking into this one store, that sold Xbox 360 games for ten bucks. Clearly we were dealing with bargain bin games. From what I’ve learned, bargain bin games are the worst games 你 can get. However, from what I’ve been told, that is a load of crap. Bargain bin games are kinda like a mine. Sometimes, you’ll find useless crap, but other times, 你 may just strike 金牌 at the bottom. Seriously, they were selling Brutal Legend in those bins. That’s how underrated that game is. But, we’re not here to talk about that. We’re here...
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Cody: (Watching movie with James)
Announcer: Hey, dumbass! Have 你 ever wanted to yell at people older than 你 由 calling them little faggots? Well, now 你 can. CrackVision presents War Fighter 13! Play through the maps consisting of forest, destroyed building, a grey building 1, grey building 3, grey building 64, and the same over-used town that has been in every game since. And, if 你 buy the DLC, 你 get fight those pussies IN FUCKING SPACE! Also, there’s a story………………. GIVE US MONEY SO 你 CAN PAINT FUCKING FLAMES ON YOUR RIFLE! War Fighter 13! It’s just like the last...
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Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run 由 assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All...
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Video games have a lot of easter eggs, and I mean a LOT of them. An easter egg, for those who don’t know, are little things in games that the developers put to get a good joke out of some people in order to get a good laugh, but they make it hidden is so much hard to find places, that it 你 would never be able to find it unless 你 went out of your way to get it. So, today, I want to share with 你 over fifty easter eggs that I found to be interesting. Before we starts, some rules. Only one game per franchise, just so I can make it even harder on myself. Lastly, I am including games I have...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Mario - A fat Italian plumber who sucks at his own job and has no other choice but to work as a hero in the land of 蘑菇 drug trips and massacre every living creature in his way, including innocent 龟, 海龟 people, the wildlife, and even the infant son of the villain, all so he can get blue-balled in the end 由 the princess.

Sonic - a blue washed-up character who has taken a brutal beating from the Sega Mafia after Sonic 06, managed to get better with the help of his fans, but the mafia wasn’t done with him, as they came back for another meeting with Sonic’s legs and a baseball bat during...
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(Links to episodes 1 and 2 will be in the 评论 section for those who haven't seen them yet! Although I wonder how this is going to work when we get to a huge episode count like 50....LOL)

(Hey there everyone! Jared Potts is back with another exciting installment of my own original fan-fiction series, Network 999! Sorry for the delay on this one, life was busy and whatnot. I hope 你 enjoy this episode as much as I had fun making it. ^___^)

Quick Story Recap: It is the 年 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced.

The Internet (called Network 999) is also even 更多 powerful than...
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Wind: Okay, so now all I have to do is collect a bunch of stupid masks in order to kill a bigger stupid mask and save some bullshit land that I don’t even know- Why the fuck am I doing this again?
Tattle: Because if 你 don’t do something about it, I’ll force 你 to
Wind: Yeah, I’m sure a little fairy like 你 can even- (Suddenly hits him) OW! WHAT THE FUCK
Tattle: If you’re done complaining, come and help
Wind: Fine (Quietly) Fucking bitch

Great Fairy: Hello
Wind: AH! AH! AH! AH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
Great Fairy: I am the Great Fairy. Welcome to my fountain
Wind: Please stop staring at...
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posted by Canada24
"Hello Rick... We need to talk" Governor said, revealing himself.

"About the fighting?" Rick asked 'almost' intelligently.

"No, about 苹果 pie, yes about the figh-

"I was being sarcastic" Governor groaned.

"... What is that, some kind of beer?" Rick asked.

"JUST SHUT UP AND LESSON!" Governor cried angrily.

"Jeeze. Don't have your period" Rick groaned before sitting down.



"Well.. 你 and me Daryl, just like the old days" Merle said.

"Just as long as 你 don't abandon me" Daryl replied.

"When have I EVER abandoned you?" Merle insisted.

FLASHBACK:

Daryl: (seen driving)

Merle: (in front passenger seat)

Theif:...
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