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After defeating a few wild Pokemon, Mercury evolved into a Quilladin. This made Nik disappointed, but made him look 前锋, 期待 to the final powerful evolution.

After besting Professor Sycamore in a Pokemon battle, Nik was 给 a choice between a Bulbasaur, a Charmander, and a Squirtle. He chose the Squirtle and named it Fall Out Boy.

After 更多 battles, Marky Mark evolved into a Butterfree, and become a 更多 powerful and reliable ally amongst Nik’s Pokemon.

Route 5, Versant Road, was a bust for Nik, as it was only filled with Bunnelby. It wasn’t until Nik 迷失 his chance that actual good Pokemon started 展示 up

After Nik arrived in Camphrier Town and made it onto Route 6, he got hold of a Venipede. Wanting to name it Beatles, he accidently hit the enter button, naming it Bea instead. On the brightside, Nik was finally able to trash Taylor 迅速, 斯威夫特 after so long.

After getting the Poke Flute, Nik was able to awaken and capture a Snorlax, and named it Biggie Smalls.

Nik faced off in his first battle against Teiron and Trevor alongside Calem. Though all of Nik’s Pokemon survived, Calem’s, not so much.

After entering Route 7, Reviere Walk, he was able to catch a Croagunk and name it Toadies

In the connecting cave, Zubat Roost, Nik was able to fend off a horde of Zubats to claim a single male Zubat and name it Ozzy without any casualties.

Route 8, Muraille Coast, was met with shame. When Nik ran into a Drifloon, he accidentally hit the Run button and fucked his chance for a Pokemon on that run

Inside the Glittering Cave, Nik made an instant win with finding a Cubone. After taking it, he named it Bone Thug

At the end of the Glittering Cave, Nik faced his first death, as Biggie Smalls fell in battle against two Team Flare Grunts while fighting alongside Calem.

After exiting onto Route 9, Spike’s Passage, Nik ran into a Helioptile, which he captured and named Spice Girl. He does not seem to thrilled to have it aboard, but that may be due to the loss of Biggie Smalls

Nik, after taking a fossil from the Glittering Cave to the lab, was able to get a Tyrunt. He didn’t get a chance to name it, however, and really wanted to use the name DJ Lethal for it.

Nik was able to defeat Grant, the Cyllage City Gym Leader, but not without great casualties. Losing two Pokemon to his single Tyrunt, Marky Mark and Tyrunt both 迷失 their lives to help Nik get the Cyllage City Badge.

In order to gain 更多 Pokemon, as they were falling fast, Nik captured a Golett on Route 10, Menhir Trail, and named it Rollin Stone

While on the road to capture another Pokemon, Nik ended up losing Toadies to Psychic Emanuel on Route 11, Miroir Way

With the taste of defeat still fresh in Nik’s mouth, not even having gained the Pokemon Hariyama into the party made him feel any better. Regardless, he named the Pokemon Fats Domino.

Pokemon List
Mercury the Quilladin
Axl Rose the Bunnelby
Kurt Cobain the Pidgeotto
Taylor 迅速, 斯威夫特 the Dunsparce
Elton John the Skitty
Fall Out Boy the Wartortle
Bea the Venipede
Ozzy the Zubat
Bone Thug the Cubone
Spice Girl the Helioptile
Rollin Stone the Golett
Fats Domino the Hariyama

Current Deaths
Marky Mark the Butterfree: Killed 由 Gym Leader Grant
Tyrunt: Killed 由 Gym Leader Grant
Biggie Smalls the Snorlax: Killed 由 Team Flare Grunts
Toadies the Croagunk: Killed 由 Psychic Emanuel


So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the 最佳, 返回页首 ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the 最佳, 返回页首 ten so easily. Most of my 最佳, 返回页首 ten 最喜爱的 games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the 列表 and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a 更多 niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, 或者 Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, 或者 a blue little 婊子, 子 who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the 辩论 once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! 你 wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of 你 know Sega? Okay, now how many of 你 know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of 你 actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good 问题 because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can 你 lose your virginity if 你 fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what 你 learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But 由 that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel 或者 a crying smiley face”
Oh 你 innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can 你 actually lose weight 由 rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I 爱情 horror movies. Their easily my 最喜爱的 genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the 电影院 that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror 电影院 I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only 电影院 that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, 或者 Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 - Now, before 你 all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a 都市传说 about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare 你 all for the stupidest thing 你 will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. 你 know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. 《铁拳》 is my 最喜爱的 fighting game franchise ever. I 爱情 playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for 《铁拳》 7, and I can safely say that my 最喜爱的 so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was 《铁拳》 Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, 或者 the 《铁拳》 tournament, hosted 由 the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off 由 saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, 你 LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, 移动 OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed 由 zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't 你 die on me, 你 little bitch. Get up. I 说 get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: 你 FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the 最近的 era. A man who is 说 to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who 你 ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This 文章 contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, 你 have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with 你 five 更多 things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, 你 may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if 你 wish to 显示 me things that 你 yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the 年 2010, we got an 日本动漫 known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in 电影院 like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This 日本动漫 had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and 美国职业摔跤 of course. Now is the 显示 good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic 爱情 for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the 迷失 Code. Another published game 由 Ubisoft, but developed 由 Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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Deal 或者 No Deal? Yeah, I choose no deal. Okay, we got the obvious joke out of the way, now let’s get on with the introduction. Deal 或者 No Deal, a game 显示 that I have no knowledge of. Despite living with my grandma who watches game shows all the time, I never really caught her watching any Deal 或者 No Deal. Now The Prices is Right, that is a video game I would play. I have no knowledge of the show, what it’s about, 或者 what made it so 流行的 to get a video game. It’s not uncommon for game shows to get a video game based on them. I mean Jeporedy and Family Feud get video games all the...
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Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like 蘑菇 Men and the No 更多 超能英雄 series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But 你 know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if 你 were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.



The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed 由 all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll 显示 them! I'll 显示 ALL of them! Right Carly!?.. (talking to the volley ball from Cast away, but with Carly's face on it), (the ball falls over,...
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