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Thomas & James: *Going fast down the mainline. They are side 由 side*
Hawkeye: Thomas The Tank Engine's back?
Carter: With James.
Alex: I wonder what they're up to.
Tom: It's simple. They're.....

Song: link

Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *Dancing in a conga line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. Oh yes they are, they're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Yes. Thomas & James are racing, oh yes. They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Yes.
Mr. Wright: Let's ignore him and 移动 onto something 更多 important. I'm Mr. Wright from Trainz, and I'm your host tonight. The reason Thomas and James have returned is because of a special 粉丝 fiction they're starring in. You'll see it in our schedule down below.

8:00 PM

Trainz
The Nut House

8:30

The Great Race

Mr. Wright: This actually came before the movie. Now enjoy the show.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run 由 five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Stop the song

Episode 15: Kenny's Bridge Is Falling Down

The Northern Errol Line has two bridges going over Eastern Pacific tracks. Many engines including Kenny, Panzer, and Ferris enjoy going over the bridges so they can taunt anyone they see on the Eastern Pacific.

Kenny: *Pulling a train with Robert* Let me know if 你 see any trains on the tracks below us.
Robert: I'm looking, but I don't see anyone so far.
Kenny: Yeah, neither do I. *Hears a creaking noise* What is that?
Robert: I think it's the bridge.
Kenny: Unbelievable. The bridge is strong. Besides, we're getting our train over it right now.

But the bridge wasn't strong. The train's heavy weight made it collapse, and fall right onto the Eastern Pacific tracks. Kenny, and Robert quickly uncoupled their selves from the train when they felt the strain from the cars falling off.

Robert: *Looking at damage* I told 你 it was the bridge.
Kenny: Mr. Bruce will prove this to be... Very. Annoying.

And he did. Luckily for Kenny, and Robert they weren't able to make it back into Zorrin to hear what Mr. Bruce had to say about it.

Mr. Bruce: One of our bridges collapsed! 你 engines are so heavy that you're making those bridges fall apart.
Tito: Our weight has nothing to do with it.
Ferris: And it even helps us pull heavy trains.
Mr. Bruce: Silence! I will not listen to 你 talk back. Richard, Tony, and Jack, 你 have been assigned to repairing the bridge. The rest of 你 will be taking trains to the stations in Hunterdon, and in here. The station in Mossberg is blocked off until we fix that bridge. Get to work!!
Jack: Right sir. *Goes with Tony, and Richard to fix the bridge*

On the other side of the bridge, Kenny, and Robert were waiting.

Robert: Do 你 think we can work on the Eastern Pacific until that bridge gets repaired.
Kenny: No. We are not allowed to go on Eastern Pacific tracks.
Robert: How are we supposed to get back to our railroad then?
Kenny: We don't. We wait here.
Sean: *Stops on his track, and sees the fallen bridge, and freight cars on his track* Oh 你 gotta be kidding me.
Kenny: I am not. That's the price 你 pay for bothering us.
Sean: You're the ones that are bothering us. We barely do anything to you, and don't forget about that one time we helped 你 with that snow storm.
Kenny: What are 你 talking about?
Sean: Andrew saw 你 guys stuck in the snow, because your plow stopped working, and he went to get help for you.
Robert: He's right. Andrew did help us.
Kenny: Who told 你 to talk?
Sean: *Backs away from the debris*
Kenny: And where are 你 going?
Sean: Away from here. Obviously, I can't get to the 下一个 station with that mess on my line, so I'm taking another route.
Richard: *Arrives with Tony, Jack, and a crane* We're here Kenny.
Robert: Who is that?
Kenny: That might be Richard. Is that 你 Richard? We're facing away from you, so we can't tell if it's 你 或者 not.
Richard: Yeah, it's me.
Jack: And Tony is also here.
Robert: Jack?
Jack: Yeah. What did 你 do this time Kenny? Did 你 dance on the bridge until it fell?
Kenny: Let's joke about it later Jack. Alright?
Jack: What's the matter Kenny boy? Embarrased enough already?
Robert: *Laughs*
Kenny: What are 你 laughing about?
Robert: The- oh forget it.
Kenny: Tell me.
Robert: Alright, I'm laughing about Jack joking about how 你 made the bridge fall apart.
Kenny: You're responsible for it to 你 know.
Robert: Oh yeah.

Jack, Tony, and Richard made good progress on repairing the bridge. Some of the debris was still on the Eastern Pacific tracks, and Bri was coming down the line.

Robert: I see some smoke.
Jack: Must be one of the trains on the Eastern Pacific.
Kenny: What did 你 say?
Jack: We think a train on Eastern Pacific tracks is coming towards the bridge.
Kenny: Oh no.
Robert: Clear that debris off the track quickly.
Richard: We're doing our best.
Bri: *Blows her whistle*
Tony: Hurry up before Kenny, and Mr. Bruce get angry at us!!
Bri: *Sees debris on the track in front of her, and applies her brakes*

Bri hit the debris on her track, and went into the air, crashing through the new bridge Jack, Tony, and Richard were building. Then she landed back on her tracks, and was derailed.

Richard: Way to go!
Robert: What happened?
Jack: This clumsy steam engine crashed into the bridge.
Bri: Well 你 should've cleared this debris off the track.
Richard: We were working on it.
Kenny: Now we'll be stuck here longer.
Tony: 嘿 guys?
Jack: What?
Tony: Instead of arguing, why don't we work together?
Bri: Hey, he's got a good idea. I could get this debris loaded into some freight cars, and bring it to you.
Tony: Splendid. Let's do it.

Bri delivered her passenger train, and told Carter, and Jerry about the mess. The both of them loaded up the debris into some freight cars, and brought it to the Hunterdon Central Railroad. From there, it was brought to Jack, Tony, and Richard. The bridge got fixed in three days.

下一个 morning, Kenny, Robert, and Tito were pulling a really long freight train. They were heading to the Mossberg Station, and we're going across the rebuilt bridge when suddenly...

Kenny: *Begins to go across the bridge*

It collapsed.

Tito: Oh great.
Robert: Here we go again.
Tito: What do 你 mean again?
Kenny: Long story.

Song (Start at 1:13): link

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production

Copyright 2015

Song: link

Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Master Sword: He's still at it?
David: When is he going to stop?
Mr. Wright: I doubt he'll stop anytime soon. The Nut House is up next.

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 4: No Talking

The Nut House is full tonight, and all eight of our main characters are here.

Parker: *Finishes his ribs, and cleans his hands with a napkin* Time for my message. *Stands up with a spoon, and glass. He hits the glass with the spoon five times*
Everyone: *Staring at Parker*
Parker: Attention everyone, I have a special announcement to make.
Kevin: You've 给 up on trying to beat my high score on Dig-Dug.
Everyone: *Laughing*
Parker: *Angry* That's not it! I am the new owner of our public library.
Liam: What happened to the 前一个 owner?
Parker: She.....uhh......

Flashback

Police Officers: *Examining a 粉, 粉色 square laying down on a table*
Police Triangle: The 救护车 is on it's way.
Police Circle: *Holding the noose* What caused her to do this?
Police Triangle: We are about to find out Deputy.

End flashback

Parker: They never did find out.
David: That's great. Can I get back to work now?
Parker: No 你 may not! I have one 更多 thing to tell you. Though I will be spending less time with 你 guys in this lovely establishment... *Sheds a tear*
Kevin: Oh great.
Parker: I will finally fulfill my dream of sitting behind a 台, 办公桌 telling others to be quiet!

As he continued crying, others gave him weird looks.

David: Can I get back into the 厨房 now?
Parker: Yes 你 may.
David: Finally. *Walks into the kitchen*

At the front of the library, Wayne met up with Liz.

Wayne: Hey, 你 work at the Nut House, don't you?
Liz: Right. I'm one of the cooks. Are 你 going into the library?
Wayne: Yeah. What about you?
Liz: Yeah, I'm also going in. I just hope it's not the one-
Wayne: Parker's in there.
Liz: Oh. Well, it can't be that bad.
Wayne: He's the only shape inside.
Liz: It could still be worse. I don't know about you, but I'm going in.
Wayne: *Watches Liz walk inside, and follows her*
Liz: Morning Parker.
Parker: No talking!!!!
Wayne: *Walks in* 你 broke your own rule.
Parker: I 说 no talking!!!! The 下一个 person to talk gets kicked out of here!
Liz: It's not worth it. *Leaving*
Parker: That's it! Either 你 leave, 或者 I'll...*Watches Liz leave, then looks at Wayne* Would 你 like a book?
Wayne: Yes please.
Parker: STOP BREAKING THE RULES!!!!!!!!
Wayne: Whatever. *Leaves*

Later that night.

Wayne: *Sits down at Kevin, and Liam's table*
Kevin: 你 look nervous.
Liam: And you're sweating bullets.
Wayne: I don't even have a gun. Which is a shame, because I need to kill Parker.
Kevin: What did he do to you?
Wayne: He's running the 图书馆 like a concentration camp. 你 know that no talking rule? He's going overboard with it.
Kevin: Like he does with everything else.
Wayne: Miss. 心 wants to buy the 图书馆 from him, but we doubt Parker will want to sell it to us.
Kevin: Not willingly.
Liam: We need to do some gambling. Bring him to us tomorrow evening. We'll both be here.
Wayne: What will 你 do?
Kevin: Help 你 out. We won't say how though. 你 need to trust us. Just like we trust you. Can 你 do it?
Wayne: Yes. We'll both be here tomorrow with Parker.
Kevin: Looking 前锋, 期待 to it.
Wayne: Thanks 你 two. *Walks away*
Liam: What are we going to do?
Kevin: What Parker can't. *Points at the Dig Dug game in the arcade*

The 下一个 night, Wayne, and Miss. 心 brought Parker to the Nut House.

Wayne: Where are those two?
Kevin: *Sneaking up from behind*
Miss. Heart: Who are 你 talking about?
Wayne: I had to 吞, 燕子 my pride to-
Kevin: *Taps Wayne's shoulder*
Wayne: AH!! *Turns around, and sees Kevin*
Everyone: *Staring at Wayne*
Kevin: Now 你 can 吞, 燕子 your pride.
Wayne: Where's Liam?
Liam: *Walks in from the front entrance, and claps twice*
Wayne: *Sees Liam*
Parker: What's all this about?
Kevin: Parker, you've been doing a terrible job running the library.
Parker: I have not!
Liam: Ladies, and gentlemen, *Points at Parker* This week's liar.
Kevin: Hooray. *Clapping his hands* Our 老友记 Wayne, and Miss. Heart-
Wayne: We're not friends. We just came to 你 for your help.
Kevin: 你 sure 你 don't wanna be friends? Miss. 心 wanted to be 更多 than 老友记 when we first met.
Miss. Heart: *Blushing*
Liam: They came to us to make a deal with you. 你 beat Kevin's high score in Dig Dug, and 你 get to keep the library. If not, 你 have to sell it to Miss. Heart.
Parker: What if I don't want to sell it to Miss. Heart?
Kevin: 你 have to beat me if 你 want to keep the library.
Parker: That'll be easy.
Kevin: Okay, let's do it. *Walks with Parker to the Dig Dug game*
Liam: While they're playing, why don't we order dinner?
Wayne: Since your friend is helping us stop Parker, 晚餐 is on us.

Twenty 分钟 passed, and lots of empty plates were on the table.

Liam: Wayne, I appreciate all of the burgers 你 bought for me, but last time I checked, I didn't want 65 quarter pounders that really weigh half a pound.
Wayne: I'm sorry. 你 should have 说 something.
Parker: *Arrives with Kevin*
Kevin: My high score has been beaten.
Wayne: Oh no.
Kevin: 由 me. It's 23,860.
Liam: What did Parker get?
Parker: *Sad* 12,000. *Crying* The 图书馆 is all yours.
Miss. Heart: Thank you. I will run the 图书馆 like a decent person, and let others talk.
Parker: But there's not supposed to be any talking in a library!

Ending Theme: link

Everyone left Parker to cry 由 himself.

End Credits

Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 更多 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 你 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 下一个 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 由 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 由 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 由 her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 或者 beaten up 由 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from December 8, 2016

Song (Start at 0:51): link

Tom: *Still 唱歌 while dancing* They want, first place. Not second. Third 或者 fourth. Theeeeey. Waaaaant, first plaaaaaaaaaace.
Kevin: He should be out of breath 由 now.
Liam: He kinda reminds me of Parker.
Mr. Wright: And that's it for the first half of our show. Come back at 8:30 to see the Special Thomas & 老友记 story, The Great Race.
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Anime girls depending on clothing 或者 breast size:

Small breasts, 更多 layers of clothes - Rotten personality. Tsundere. That one 婊子, 子 nobody likes 或者 for some reason find really cute.

 The only Tsundere I like
The only Tsundere I like


Small breasts, cute, fashionable clothes - So sweet and innocent that they could rot your teeth just 由 them smiling they're so sweet. Maybe even annoying.

 I honestly actually kinda like Misa
I honestly actually kinda like Misa


Large breasts, 更多 layers of clothes, 或者 fashionable clothes- Airhead, cute, shy, clumsy. Generally most of the time ends up being the "main girl" of the series.

 I remember this chick from when I was little and I could only watch Toonami for 日本动漫
I remember this chick...
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Remember how great Nightmare on Elm Street? Remember the mystery of Freddy and how the reveal turned out to be rather creepy? Remember all the creepy special effects that, while limited, managed to make the movie even scarier. Well, thanks to the remake done 由 Michael Bay, we can throw all those out the window, because I got for 你 all, not a Nightmare on Elm 街, 街道 classic, but the 2010 remake of the same name, and let me tell you, it sure is a scary movie… For completely different reasons.



Now, while Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003 wasn’t really a good movie, it at least had SOMETHING...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Smokes cigarette)
Cody: Hey, queer
Wind: Hello, failed abortion
Cody: 你 know, 你 shouldn’t be smoking. The School-Fags will find out
Wind: Like I care about some fucking school people
Hall Monitor: Hey, put out that cigarette
Wind: Gladly (Puts cigarette out on the Hall Monitors hand)
Hall Monitor: (Screams in pain)
Cody: Hey, did 你 hear about that new kid. I hear he is a real perv
Wind: Incase 你 forgot, everyone is too scared of me to even get two feet near me to tell me anything
Cody: Oh, here he comes right now (Kid walks by)
Kid: Hey, I’m James
Wind: Hey, I don’t care...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a 树 stump when suddenly..

Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. 你 look very adorable. I gotta take 你 to meet some friends....
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We all play games to actually get away from all the pointless chores of reality. Sadly, though, there are moments in games that throw us right back into reality 由 making us do the same chores as in reality. Now, a few rules before I begin. Only one game per franchise and only games that I have played. Now, with all that said, lets start the list.



#10: Survivor Chores from Dead Rising - Now, this really isn’t pointless, as saving survivors does get 你 a new weapon, levels 你 up, 或者 gives 你 money. However, there are THOSE survivors. 你 know the ones, the ones that will refuse to...
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posted by Canada24
Freddy started the story 由 narriating. Saying that over the years, people have found a way to forget about him, saying "I can't come back, if nobody remembers, I can't come back, if nobody's AFRIEEEEED!".

However, he found Jason, and has a plan, of using him to bring back the fear into Elms street.

And so, disguised as Mrs Voorhees he brought Jason back to life, and convinced him to go to Elms street.

Freddys plan was working perfectly so far.

 

Meanwhile.

Lori Campbell, a reasonably attractive (depending on ones opinion) young adult, now lives at at 143 Elms 街, 街道 (supposebly where most of Freddy's...
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posted by windwakerguy430
~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved 由 a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...
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你 know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only 动画片 on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one 显示 that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this 显示 started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of 电视 limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only 显示 saved 由 Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...
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Now, people have been talking about the 都市传说 called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if 你 play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell 你 all that this story sucks. Or, 更多 importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack 说 it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
Henry: so... what are 你 working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 年 old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are 你 in here?

Henry: I just want to know what 你 are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the 日 this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 彩虹 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 超能英雄 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland 显示 - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - 苹果白兰地

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, 你 can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought 你 liked Rarity....
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Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal

Shortly after 彩虹 Dash's arrival, we turned back to normal.

Sean: Our disguises are gone. Cadence, do 你 know any spells to make us look like one of them?
Cadence: No I don't.
Sean: Alright. *gets map of castle* We've got a lot of ammo, explosives, and we need to create a lot of confusion if we're getting out of here alive.
Rainbow Dash: What should we do?
Sean: Dash, I want 你 to place some explosives in this room, most of them should go 由 the door, for when the enemy tries to open them, they'll die.
Shredder: There's also...
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Rainbow Dash: Ooh, listen to that guitar.
Sean & Grayback: *Racing each other while pulling their trains*
Orion: Who knew trains could race?
Hawkeye: I did. I raced with Gordon a few times.
Mily: *Passes Thomas*
Screwball: *Pops up from nowhere* Hello, I'm Screwball. I'm your hostess for this week's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Tonight's schedule is down below.

Trainz: Rated TV-G
Ponies On The Rails: Rated TV-MA
The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash: Rated TV-G
The Adventures of 彩虹 Dash: Rated TV-G

Screwball: That sounds about right. Trains on one half, and no trains...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Stand: One Vision
Appearance: A dark green phantom with a single eye on the center of it’s face. It wears a black cloak, and can use it to hide the hundreds of arms that make up it’s body.
Abilities: One Vision is able to drag anything from one piece of paper to another. It does not matter what the paper may be, it can drag it through the it. It is also able to send itself and it’s user through a piece of paper like a sort of teleportation. This can be done with anything, such as newspapers, napkins, posters, etc. As long as its paper. One Vision can also spy on anyone through a piece of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Alan, and Stuart were running towards a dealership.

Stuart: I'm not certain if we have the money to buy a new car.
Alan: Who 说 we were buying it? I happen to know how to hot wire cars.
Stuart: No. We are not hot wiring a car.
Alan: Not even that one? *Points at a red 1967 Oldsmobile 442 convertible*
Stuart: 你 have to be fucking kidding.
Alan: I'm not, now let's go before those bad guys 显示 up. *Runs to the Oldsmobile*
Stuart: I think it's 安全 to wait for my Packard to be repaired.
Alan: Fuck that. We need to get out of here. It's now 或者 never. *Gets in the car* A good thing someone decided...
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Oh boy, now it’s time to get to a real treasure. Today is the fourth 日 of Christmas, and today’s movie is a… real mess. Back in the good old days of the 90s when being a homosexual was the worse than being a murderer, Hollywood needed to create a horror movie, because the most 流行的 horror movie out around that time was Aliens: Resurrection… Yeah. So, I guess that this movie would easily dominate the horror 电影院 that year, and it shows, because this movie was made on a small budget, and didn’t even get that back. Is this movie a 迷失 gem and should get 更多 attention- No…….....
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