Ben the Hobo-Killer - As Ben played through Tony Hawk's Underground, all of his time was spent running into the homeless residents of New Jersey. Due to this, Nik and Ryan have decided that, due to Ben's higher social class, he is trying his hardest to lower the poor population in America. Just like George 衬套, 布什 would've wanted.
Brother Jugglin' - A term coined 由 Nik during his time playing SoulCalibur V. Due to his hatred of Patroklos, due to his awful use and how he spams attacks as a CPU, he resorted to kicking him when playing as the character's sister, Phyrra. This caused Patroklos to constantly stay in the air. Nik would continue to kick Patroklos in the air as a way to beat him in fights. So far, it hasn't failed him yet.
Catherine - Catherine is a game 由 Atlus released in 2011. Nik really enjoyed the story and was happy to never spoil it, and states that, since Katherine (With a K) wears glasses, she is clearly the better of the two choices (Even though he can't deny that Boss is the best Catherine girl). But Nik, knowing that Catherine (With a C), being voiced 由 Laura Bailey, the same voice as Rise from Persona 4, he knew Ryan's 最喜爱的 would be Catherine. Because of this, he has done everything he could to ignore Catherine, talk shit to her on texts, and try to tell her to get off Vincent's dick, despite her wanting it so badly. Nik has done everything he could to keep this 幻想 away from Ryan at all costs.
The Cringe - The Cringe is a creature created 由 Nik and Ben a long time ago. 说 to only spawn from the most toxic of locations, like a 垃圾箱, 垃圾站 或者 a Undertale Reddit forum. When the Cringe has gained all the necessary bile and grim it needs, it spawns into a hideous creature. No one knows what the Cringe looks like, as those who have seen it have died, cringing to the point their skull cracks. It is rumored that only one so unbearable to be around can stare at The Cringe without suffering. If need be, Nik and the other's have agreed to have Collin look at it.
Demon Dick - A phrase created 由 Nik whenever Ravyn is brought up in anything. Whenever a demon 或者 devil is anywhere in sight, Nik expects Ravyn to be there. This is due to Ravyn's insane obsession over the character Mephisto from the 日本漫画 and 日本动漫 Blue Exorcist. Nik believes that Ravyn would go for any demon, and not just Mephisto, despite knowing it would probably make her mad. Nik has once planned to send Ravyn a copy of Dante's Inferno for the PS3, as the game contains the devil with his massive penis showing, along with art of Mephisto to help keep her at bay, as he knows the salt would build up in her slowly.
Dragonborn - Due to Nik owning the Dragonborn DLC for Skyrim without having to buy it, he has used this as a way to consider himself a bigger Skyrim 粉丝 than Ravyn. Ravyn has told him to go fuck himself (Though used in different words). Nik has only used this once, but does hope to continue to use it just to anger Ravyn.
Mississippi - One of the American states and 首页 state of Jade_23. Nik has described Mississippi as being 50% racism and homophobia, 20% poor education, 15% Klan meetings at the local KFC, 10% Trump signs, and 5% Jade's Salt Farm. Every time the conversation of stupid white people are brought up, Nik is always quick to say that it is in Mississippi. Though some may consider this offensive, Nik believes that they will one 日 see just how shit Mississippi is, which shouldn't take too long.
Muppet 婴儿 Edition - A term used 由 Nik to describe a scene, usually in flashback, in stories that 显示 the characters in present time as children 或者 even infants. This is usually used to 显示 a events that made the characters who they were, 或者 some relevance to the present. However, this spawned from the game Final 幻想 VIII, where not only did nothing happen in their childhood, but it ended up making the story of Final 幻想 VIII worse, and making this a Final 幻想 game that Nik hated until Final 幻想 XIII came along. Nik uses Muppet 婴儿 Edition as a way to describe pointless child flashbacks.
Parkinson's - Nik's hate of the SoulCalibur character, Patroklos, continues. Due to his utter hate towards him, what with him being egotistical as hell, killing innocent people for being suspected as demons, but spares his sister, because she's different, and even though he is told that they were not demons, it really does nothing to him 或者 the story, and he doesn't progress as a character, and just being a terrible character to play as. Due to his poor character development and his painful play style, and the fact that Nik has a hard time remembering his name, Nik has called him Parkinson's, because, not only is it easier to remember, but being around him physically hurts Nik. Parkinson's has now joined the likes of Kenny and Sparro in the Trashman.
Qar Quest - A name Nik and Ben came up due to Ben constantly misplacing his car in busy parking lots. This came from a time when Nik and Ben were out on a sunny 日 that suddenly turned to shit with a thunderstorm, and they were out looking for his car for half an hour. It was only after they went to the opposite side of the building did they find his car. That same night, they almost spent another thirty 分钟 looking for it, before thankfully using their heads, as well as the car alarm.
Revengeance - Nik's new 最喜爱的 标题 for anything after playing Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Due to the absurd and over-the-top action, such as, but not limited to, sword fighting with a Metal Gear, fighting a man named Jetstream Sam, fighting a woman with multiple robotic arms, dodging a massive amount of thrown vehicles, aiding a robot dog with a chainsaw, fighting a terrorist with massive scissors, and fist fighting a U.S. senator, Nik as been constantly seen being childishly excited every time he plays the game, and has deemed it as one of his 最喜爱的 Metal Gear games, despite being the furthest thing from a Metal Gear game.
Sk8ter Master B. 8ter - A character not created 由 Nik, but 由 his friend Ben. A one 年 old baby who is prone to extreme growth hormones. So extreme, he is capable of walking, talking, having the appearance of a sixteen 年 old, and understanding how to kill a man. Due to Ben not being a pro skater (Like Nik), most of his time was spent murdering the homeless and trying not to eat shit while impressing Chad Muska. In the end, Master B. 8ter died doing what he loved: Using his skating tricks to lower poverty rates- 由 killing the homeless.
Supa-Killa-Chan - The first character created in SoulCalibur V, all the character recommendations 由 Ryan. She is a bubbly 日本动漫 girl with purple hair, large breasts, and the want to kill everything, like all 日本动漫 girls. She has a habit of stabbing all the guys in the dick, and has a huge crush on all the guys. Ryan has stated that Supa-Killa-Chan would be voiced 由 Laura Bailey. Later that night, Nik erased Supa-Killa-Chan, erasing her from the world forever and ending Ryan's stupid dreams.
Tillon Uppercut - Nik's created character in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. A Nord who came to Cyrodiil just to get some eggs, he was locked up for reasons even he doesn't understand. After leaving the kingdom's emperor to die in the sewers (The fate of all kings), Tillon began his journey across Cyrodiil, murdering the fiercest mudcrabs and talking mad shit about the lord Dagon for being, what he describes as, Goro's retarded cousin. Tillon got the name Uppercut due to constantly breaking all his swords, and would result to using his fists. Some say he closed an entire gate to Oblivion just 由 using his fists. It is 说 that he could have taken Battle-Axe Torkus (But those are different timelines, so fuck it). After defeating Dagon, Tillon decided to stay in Cyrodiil, because everyone, while a little dumber, were way nicer than the assholes of Skyrim. He would later go on to win the Arena tournament 由 pushing the Arena's grand champion into a suicidal depression in order to win. No one would ever know of this. He continues to justify all his murders to this day.
Brother Jugglin' - A term coined 由 Nik during his time playing SoulCalibur V. Due to his hatred of Patroklos, due to his awful use and how he spams attacks as a CPU, he resorted to kicking him when playing as the character's sister, Phyrra. This caused Patroklos to constantly stay in the air. Nik would continue to kick Patroklos in the air as a way to beat him in fights. So far, it hasn't failed him yet.
Catherine - Catherine is a game 由 Atlus released in 2011. Nik really enjoyed the story and was happy to never spoil it, and states that, since Katherine (With a K) wears glasses, she is clearly the better of the two choices (Even though he can't deny that Boss is the best Catherine girl). But Nik, knowing that Catherine (With a C), being voiced 由 Laura Bailey, the same voice as Rise from Persona 4, he knew Ryan's 最喜爱的 would be Catherine. Because of this, he has done everything he could to ignore Catherine, talk shit to her on texts, and try to tell her to get off Vincent's dick, despite her wanting it so badly. Nik has done everything he could to keep this 幻想 away from Ryan at all costs.
The Cringe - The Cringe is a creature created 由 Nik and Ben a long time ago. 说 to only spawn from the most toxic of locations, like a 垃圾箱, 垃圾站 或者 a Undertale Reddit forum. When the Cringe has gained all the necessary bile and grim it needs, it spawns into a hideous creature. No one knows what the Cringe looks like, as those who have seen it have died, cringing to the point their skull cracks. It is rumored that only one so unbearable to be around can stare at The Cringe without suffering. If need be, Nik and the other's have agreed to have Collin look at it.
Demon Dick - A phrase created 由 Nik whenever Ravyn is brought up in anything. Whenever a demon 或者 devil is anywhere in sight, Nik expects Ravyn to be there. This is due to Ravyn's insane obsession over the character Mephisto from the 日本漫画 and 日本动漫 Blue Exorcist. Nik believes that Ravyn would go for any demon, and not just Mephisto, despite knowing it would probably make her mad. Nik has once planned to send Ravyn a copy of Dante's Inferno for the PS3, as the game contains the devil with his massive penis showing, along with art of Mephisto to help keep her at bay, as he knows the salt would build up in her slowly.
Dragonborn - Due to Nik owning the Dragonborn DLC for Skyrim without having to buy it, he has used this as a way to consider himself a bigger Skyrim 粉丝 than Ravyn. Ravyn has told him to go fuck himself (Though used in different words). Nik has only used this once, but does hope to continue to use it just to anger Ravyn.
Mississippi - One of the American states and 首页 state of Jade_23. Nik has described Mississippi as being 50% racism and homophobia, 20% poor education, 15% Klan meetings at the local KFC, 10% Trump signs, and 5% Jade's Salt Farm. Every time the conversation of stupid white people are brought up, Nik is always quick to say that it is in Mississippi. Though some may consider this offensive, Nik believes that they will one 日 see just how shit Mississippi is, which shouldn't take too long.
Muppet 婴儿 Edition - A term used 由 Nik to describe a scene, usually in flashback, in stories that 显示 the characters in present time as children 或者 even infants. This is usually used to 显示 a events that made the characters who they were, 或者 some relevance to the present. However, this spawned from the game Final 幻想 VIII, where not only did nothing happen in their childhood, but it ended up making the story of Final 幻想 VIII worse, and making this a Final 幻想 game that Nik hated until Final 幻想 XIII came along. Nik uses Muppet 婴儿 Edition as a way to describe pointless child flashbacks.
Parkinson's - Nik's hate of the SoulCalibur character, Patroklos, continues. Due to his utter hate towards him, what with him being egotistical as hell, killing innocent people for being suspected as demons, but spares his sister, because she's different, and even though he is told that they were not demons, it really does nothing to him 或者 the story, and he doesn't progress as a character, and just being a terrible character to play as. Due to his poor character development and his painful play style, and the fact that Nik has a hard time remembering his name, Nik has called him Parkinson's, because, not only is it easier to remember, but being around him physically hurts Nik. Parkinson's has now joined the likes of Kenny and Sparro in the Trashman.
Qar Quest - A name Nik and Ben came up due to Ben constantly misplacing his car in busy parking lots. This came from a time when Nik and Ben were out on a sunny 日 that suddenly turned to shit with a thunderstorm, and they were out looking for his car for half an hour. It was only after they went to the opposite side of the building did they find his car. That same night, they almost spent another thirty 分钟 looking for it, before thankfully using their heads, as well as the car alarm.
Revengeance - Nik's new 最喜爱的 标题 for anything after playing Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. Due to the absurd and over-the-top action, such as, but not limited to, sword fighting with a Metal Gear, fighting a man named Jetstream Sam, fighting a woman with multiple robotic arms, dodging a massive amount of thrown vehicles, aiding a robot dog with a chainsaw, fighting a terrorist with massive scissors, and fist fighting a U.S. senator, Nik as been constantly seen being childishly excited every time he plays the game, and has deemed it as one of his 最喜爱的 Metal Gear games, despite being the furthest thing from a Metal Gear game.
Sk8ter Master B. 8ter - A character not created 由 Nik, but 由 his friend Ben. A one 年 old baby who is prone to extreme growth hormones. So extreme, he is capable of walking, talking, having the appearance of a sixteen 年 old, and understanding how to kill a man. Due to Ben not being a pro skater (Like Nik), most of his time was spent murdering the homeless and trying not to eat shit while impressing Chad Muska. In the end, Master B. 8ter died doing what he loved: Using his skating tricks to lower poverty rates- 由 killing the homeless.
Supa-Killa-Chan - The first character created in SoulCalibur V, all the character recommendations 由 Ryan. She is a bubbly 日本动漫 girl with purple hair, large breasts, and the want to kill everything, like all 日本动漫 girls. She has a habit of stabbing all the guys in the dick, and has a huge crush on all the guys. Ryan has stated that Supa-Killa-Chan would be voiced 由 Laura Bailey. Later that night, Nik erased Supa-Killa-Chan, erasing her from the world forever and ending Ryan's stupid dreams.
Tillon Uppercut - Nik's created character in Elder Scrolls: Oblivion. A Nord who came to Cyrodiil just to get some eggs, he was locked up for reasons even he doesn't understand. After leaving the kingdom's emperor to die in the sewers (The fate of all kings), Tillon began his journey across Cyrodiil, murdering the fiercest mudcrabs and talking mad shit about the lord Dagon for being, what he describes as, Goro's retarded cousin. Tillon got the name Uppercut due to constantly breaking all his swords, and would result to using his fists. Some say he closed an entire gate to Oblivion just 由 using his fists. It is 说 that he could have taken Battle-Axe Torkus (But those are different timelines, so fuck it). After defeating Dagon, Tillon decided to stay in Cyrodiil, because everyone, while a little dumber, were way nicer than the assholes of Skyrim. He would later go on to win the Arena tournament 由 pushing the Arena's grand champion into a suicidal depression in order to win. No one would ever know of this. He continues to justify all his murders to this day.
