Theme Song
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 1: Pilot
Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link
Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The Nut House? Well, I'll tell you. It's a restaurant, similar to one for humans, only this is for shapes. I think 你 already figured that out. 你 see, in this world, there are no humans. Only shapes, 或者 talking inanimate objects like myself.
And in comes Kevin: link
Mr. Nut: Ah, my number 1 customer. *Walks to the 表 Kevin is sitting at* Hello Kevin. What can I get you?
Kevin: My usual.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Goes to a 冷却器 to get a bottle of Miller Light* His usual consists of a beer, and a hamburger with pickles, and onions. He's been coming here for two years, ever since he moved into town. *Goes into the Kitchen* Liz, David, Kevin's usual please.
David: link
Liz: link
Liz: Yes sir.
David: I see 你 already got his drink, but we'll get everything else ready.
Mr. Nut: *Walks to Kevin* Those two make a great team. Now you're probably wondering, why do 你 only have two employees? Well, that's all I need. I don't have many customers come here, so why bother wasting money on employees 你 don't need? *Gives Kevin his beer, and walks to another section of The Nut House* Of course, the state has made me exempt from paying taxes here since this is also my home, hence the name being The Nut House. The only reason I'm exempt from paying taxes, is because they 爱情 my service, and they 爱情 the arcade. Mostly it's the arcade, but as long as the service stays excellent, I'm free from paying any taxes. Bills on the other hand....
Kevin: *Opens his 啤酒 bottle, and looks at Mr. Nut* Who is he talking to?
Liam walks in, and here's his picture: link
Kevin: Liam!
Liam: *Goes to Kevin* 嘿 my friend. How are you?
Kevin: Good. It's nice to see 你 again.
Liam: *Sits down with Kevin*
Mr. Nut: *Walks over* And what can I get 你 Liam?
Liam: I'll have a coke, with stake, and fries.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Walks over to David, and Liz to give them Liam's order*
Kevin: After we finish our lunch, want to play some arcade games?
Liam: Sorry Kevin, but I have to get back to work.
Kevin: Alright.
Liam: Don't 你 have work too?
Kevin: No. Today's my 日 off. The auto 商店 only has me work everyday, except Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Liam: Lucky you.
Mr. Nut: *Returns with Stake, fries, and coke* Here 你 are Liam.
Liam: Thanks Mr. Nut.
And who walks in next? Parker: link
Kevin: Oh dear.
Liam: Please don't walk towards us.
Parker: *Walks over to them* 嘿 fellas.
Kevin: *Annoyed* Hi Parker.
Parker: It's time I finally beat your high score at Dig Dug.
Kevin: No one has ever beaten my high score. What makes 你 think you'll do it?
Parker: Because Dig Dug is something I'm very good at.
Liam: Probably the only thing you're ever good at.
They laughed, which made Parker upset.
Parker: 你 think you're so smart, don't you?
Kevin: Well if 你 think you're smarter, why don't 你 beat my high score?
Liam: We've been waiting for two years.
Parker: I regret the 日 that 你 moved into this town Kevin.
Mr. Nut: Parker, what can I get you?
Parker: Just a six pack of beer.
Mr. Nut: Our beers only come in bottles.
Parker: 你 need cans. *To Kevin* This time, if I don't beat your high score at Dig Dug, I'll call the police to shut this place down.
Kevin: How?
Parker: *Walks over to the arcade*
Liam: Don't be a square Parker.
Parker: Shut up!!!
Kevin & Liam: *Laughing*
Kevin: Who knew someone would hate my guts, all over a game?
Liam: It's been going on ever since 你 moved into this town. 你 think it'll stop soon?
Kevin: Probably.
Mr. Nut: *Cleaning a 表 when he sees two shapes open the front door* Uh oh. Now if 你 don't like Parker, I'm sure you'll find these two to be annoying as well. They're the real antagonists of this show.
Wayne: link
Miss. Heart: link
Kevin: *Finishes his beer* Say hi to your boss for me.
Liam: I will.
Wayne: *Appears with Miss. Heart* Well, I'm not surprised 你 two still come here.
Kevin: 你 shouldn't be. We're always here.
Miss. Heart: I thought we told 你 never to 显示 your faces around here again.
Liam: No, that's the supermarket.
Miss. Heart: That place too.
Kevin: 你 can't just make people leave a place, just because 你 don't like them.
Liam: How did we even get in this predicament?
1 年 ago.
Kevin: *Watching Miss. 心 play Dig Dug*
Miss. Heart: *On level 6, she's close to beating the high score of 12,220, but her last life is lost, after being hit 由 a pooka*
Kevin: 你 were very close. That's my high score.
Miss. Heart: Your high score?
Kevin: Yeah. Do 你 have a boyfriend?
Miss. Heart: No.
Kevin: Well then, I really like the way your body stays very curvy.
Miss. Heart: I'm a heart, of course I'm curvy.
Wayne: *Arrives* What's going on here?
Miss. Heart: He's flirting with me.
Kevin: Hold it. I thought 你 说 你 didn't have a boyfriend.
Miss. Heart: I never 说 that.
Wayne: Get out of here, and don't come back ever again.
Kevin: Why don't 你 leave?
Wayne: Fine. We have to go watch a musical anyway, but 下一个 time we're here, we don't want to see 你 here ever again.
Liam: *Arrives* Hi everyone.
Wayne: That goes for 你 too!! *Leaves with Miss. Heart*
Liam: What did I do?
Kevin: Apparently, they don't want us here anymore.
Present day.
Liam: Well that's stupid.
Kevin: They 爱情 holding grudges against other shapes.
Mr. Nut: Well, that about covers up everything here. I hope you'll 加入 us for 更多 episodes. Goodbye.
Ending Theme: link
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 更多 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 你 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 下一个 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 由 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 由 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 由 her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 或者 beaten up 由 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 16, 2016
Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. 你 can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!
Episode 1: Pilot
Every character that appears will have a link to their picture. Here is Mr. Nut's picture: link
Mr. Nut: *In The Nut House* Welcome everyone, I'm Mr. Nut. The owner of this fine establishment, The Nut House. Now you're probably wondering, what is The Nut House? Well, I'll tell you. It's a restaurant, similar to one for humans, only this is for shapes. I think 你 already figured that out. 你 see, in this world, there are no humans. Only shapes, 或者 talking inanimate objects like myself.
And in comes Kevin: link
Mr. Nut: Ah, my number 1 customer. *Walks to the 表 Kevin is sitting at* Hello Kevin. What can I get you?
Kevin: My usual.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Goes to a 冷却器 to get a bottle of Miller Light* His usual consists of a beer, and a hamburger with pickles, and onions. He's been coming here for two years, ever since he moved into town. *Goes into the Kitchen* Liz, David, Kevin's usual please.
David: link
Liz: link
Liz: Yes sir.
David: I see 你 already got his drink, but we'll get everything else ready.
Mr. Nut: *Walks to Kevin* Those two make a great team. Now you're probably wondering, why do 你 only have two employees? Well, that's all I need. I don't have many customers come here, so why bother wasting money on employees 你 don't need? *Gives Kevin his beer, and walks to another section of The Nut House* Of course, the state has made me exempt from paying taxes here since this is also my home, hence the name being The Nut House. The only reason I'm exempt from paying taxes, is because they 爱情 my service, and they 爱情 the arcade. Mostly it's the arcade, but as long as the service stays excellent, I'm free from paying any taxes. Bills on the other hand....
Kevin: *Opens his 啤酒 bottle, and looks at Mr. Nut* Who is he talking to?
Liam walks in, and here's his picture: link
Kevin: Liam!
Liam: *Goes to Kevin* 嘿 my friend. How are you?
Kevin: Good. It's nice to see 你 again.
Liam: *Sits down with Kevin*
Mr. Nut: *Walks over* And what can I get 你 Liam?
Liam: I'll have a coke, with stake, and fries.
Mr. Nut: Coming right up. *Walks over to David, and Liz to give them Liam's order*
Kevin: After we finish our lunch, want to play some arcade games?
Liam: Sorry Kevin, but I have to get back to work.
Kevin: Alright.
Liam: Don't 你 have work too?
Kevin: No. Today's my 日 off. The auto 商店 only has me work everyday, except Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
Liam: Lucky you.
Mr. Nut: *Returns with Stake, fries, and coke* Here 你 are Liam.
Liam: Thanks Mr. Nut.
And who walks in next? Parker: link
Kevin: Oh dear.
Liam: Please don't walk towards us.
Parker: *Walks over to them* 嘿 fellas.
Kevin: *Annoyed* Hi Parker.
Parker: It's time I finally beat your high score at Dig Dug.
Kevin: No one has ever beaten my high score. What makes 你 think you'll do it?
Parker: Because Dig Dug is something I'm very good at.
Liam: Probably the only thing you're ever good at.
They laughed, which made Parker upset.
Parker: 你 think you're so smart, don't you?
Kevin: Well if 你 think you're smarter, why don't 你 beat my high score?
Liam: We've been waiting for two years.
Parker: I regret the 日 that 你 moved into this town Kevin.
Mr. Nut: Parker, what can I get you?
Parker: Just a six pack of beer.
Mr. Nut: Our beers only come in bottles.
Parker: 你 need cans. *To Kevin* This time, if I don't beat your high score at Dig Dug, I'll call the police to shut this place down.
Kevin: How?
Parker: *Walks over to the arcade*
Liam: Don't be a square Parker.
Parker: Shut up!!!
Kevin & Liam: *Laughing*
Kevin: Who knew someone would hate my guts, all over a game?
Liam: It's been going on ever since 你 moved into this town. 你 think it'll stop soon?
Kevin: Probably.
Mr. Nut: *Cleaning a 表 when he sees two shapes open the front door* Uh oh. Now if 你 don't like Parker, I'm sure you'll find these two to be annoying as well. They're the real antagonists of this show.
Wayne: link
Miss. Heart: link
Kevin: *Finishes his beer* Say hi to your boss for me.
Liam: I will.
Wayne: *Appears with Miss. Heart* Well, I'm not surprised 你 two still come here.
Kevin: 你 shouldn't be. We're always here.
Miss. Heart: I thought we told 你 never to 显示 your faces around here again.
Liam: No, that's the supermarket.
Miss. Heart: That place too.
Kevin: 你 can't just make people leave a place, just because 你 don't like them.
Liam: How did we even get in this predicament?
1 年 ago.
Kevin: *Watching Miss. 心 play Dig Dug*
Miss. Heart: *On level 6, she's close to beating the high score of 12,220, but her last life is lost, after being hit 由 a pooka*
Kevin: 你 were very close. That's my high score.
Miss. Heart: Your high score?
Kevin: Yeah. Do 你 have a boyfriend?
Miss. Heart: No.
Kevin: Well then, I really like the way your body stays very curvy.
Miss. Heart: I'm a heart, of course I'm curvy.
Wayne: *Arrives* What's going on here?
Miss. Heart: He's flirting with me.
Kevin: Hold it. I thought 你 说 你 didn't have a boyfriend.
Miss. Heart: I never 说 that.
Wayne: Get out of here, and don't come back ever again.
Kevin: Why don't 你 leave?
Wayne: Fine. We have to go watch a musical anyway, but 下一个 time we're here, we don't want to see 你 here ever again.
Liam: *Arrives* Hi everyone.
Wayne: That goes for 你 too!! *Leaves with Miss. Heart*
Liam: What did I do?
Kevin: Apparently, they don't want us here anymore.
Present day.
Liam: Well that's stupid.
Kevin: They 爱情 holding grudges against other shapes.
Mr. Nut: Well, that about covers up everything here. I hope you'll 加入 us for 更多 episodes. Goodbye.
Ending Theme: link
Mr. Nut: *Turns on the closed sign* Closing time.
Parker: Just one 更多 minute!
Mr. Nut: No Parker, it's time to go.
Kevin: *Helps Parker to the door* Come on Parker.
Parker: No!!!!
David: *Shakes his head no*
Mr. Nut: See 你 later fellas.
Kevin: *Jumps, and his name appears below him*
David: *Confused, he also jumps, but his name does not appear* Huh, weird. *His name falls on the ground 下一个 to him* Oh cool. *Grabs his name, but it goes up very quickly, taking him along the way*
Liam: *Looks up at David* Where's he going? *His name appears from the bottom, and gets under Liam's feet, also taking him up to the sky* Whoa. Cool!!
Liz: *Looking up at Liam* Have fun not being able to breath. *Gets hit in the head 由 her name*
Wayne: *Looks at Liz, and laughs, but he gets hit from the front 由 his name*
Miss. Heart: Uh oh. *Also gets hit 由 her name*
Parker: Everyone's either gone, 或者 beaten up 由 floating names. I can go in. *Sees his name on the door* When did that get there?.. Maybe I can wait until tomorrow to come back. *Leaves*
Mr. Nut: *Goes upstairs to his room, and gets into his bed. He turns off the lights*
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from September 16, 2016
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Wow. I mean wow. I thought it wasn't possible for people to get dumber. There's the Condom Challenge, where 你 put a condom in your nose and pull it out your mouth and hope 你 don't suffocate, then there's the Cinnamon Challenge where 你 eat cinammon and try not to choke. But, people could get dumber. Here it is, the 火, 消防 challenge, where 你 set yourself on 火, 消防 for no goddamn reason. What the hell, what is wrong with this world. Are people really this stupid that they actually set themselves on fire. Apperently they do. Its even been shown on the news, for gods sake.
Well, that's all I got. This is a stupid trend that makes me wonder why the help some people have the internet. But, hey' that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Jazz Band: *Playing 音乐 with a bass, and drums, and a piano*
People: *Walking into Chicago's Union Station*
July 20th, 1919
PRR Employees: *Cleaning passenger cars with soapy water*
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