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Evil Dead follows a group of five college students, Ash, his girlfriend Linda, his sister Cheryl, friend Scotty, and Scotty’s girlfriend Shelly travel out into the woods with a 舱, 小木屋 in it for them to spend their spring break. However, in their little cabin, they find what turns out to be the Book of the Dead, which, after being read out loud, releases something known as the Evil Dead, which goes after all of the members in the forest and tries to kill all of them one 由 one, leaving them to try and survive the night from the Evil Dead… If that isn’t an interesting concept for a movie, I don’t know what is. The movie manages to be very crazy, very violent, kinda stupid in some ways, and I 爱情 everything about this movie from the cheesy one liners to the creepy monsters. It has everything I 爱情 in a movie. And according to how influential this movie is, everyone else seems to 爱情 it too. And for good reason.
I think one of the things in this movie that makes it scary is the atmosphere of the 舱, 小木屋 in the middle of a forest that is under attack 由 demonic forces. Sure, hearing the monster scream and seeing the giant molester 树 attack that one girl is creepy enough, but it’s creepier when there is nothing happening at all. It’s quiet, and really creepy, and the wind slowly blowing really gives it a sort of mid-autumn feeling to it, which is a really good thing to see in some of these movies. But 你 know that that sort of thing is the most dangerous setting of them all. When nothing happens and it’s all quiet. It just makes it even 更多 scary, because 你 don’t know what’s gonna happen. Is there a monster in this room? I don’t know. The atmosphere is too creepy to tell. That is what this movie does best. The suspense. There’s so much suspense in this movie, that 你 don’t know what’s going to happen during your first viewing. And that is what I think manages to make this movie so scary… But the crazy thing is that the Evil Dead shouldn’t be scary
The Evil Dead is a movie that knows that it is stupid and gory, and instead of trying to make it serious, they continue to be very stupid and gory, and that’s what makes it genius in it’s own morbid way. All of the crazy violence, the cheesy 表演 and one liners, the fact that Ash just so happens to find a double-barreled shotgun and a chainsaw in the same 舱, 小木屋 in the middle of nowhere just manages to make this movie even 更多 funny than one normally would. This movie has so much crazy and 不可思议的 things, like molesting tree, and some of the poorly done 表演 manages to make the movie seem so cheesy, that it manages to be making fun of other 电影院 of the same genre as The Evil Dead, which I think makes it so much better than one would think. But it still has some scary moments, like the monster in the cellar. Just hearing the noises it makes is enough to consider this a horror movie rather than a parody.
What can I say about the Evil Dead? It’s crazy, silly, gory, and I 爱情 every last bit of it. It manages to please B movie fans, horror fans, and movie 粉丝 alike in so many ways. The movie was such a success, getting two just as awesome sequels, a TV series, a remake, a line of toys, video games. What didn’t this movie get? A toy of one of the monsters shared with Pee-Wee Herman? ….. Oh, that actually exists……. Oh
Oh well. All 你 need to know is that this movie is amazing. It really is something that 你 need to watch. Trust me, it’s one of the best. And I’m not just saying that because it’s my 最喜爱的 movie ever. Take care.
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It doesn’t take a lot to get my interest in some games. One of the most likely things that can sell me on a game is how good the art is. And it’s real damn good to see a game that has been carefully drawn, picture 由 picture, all to get down the perfect animation. And no game has ever gotten that style of hand drawn 动画片 for each character like the classic Skullgirls.
Skullgirls is one of my 最喜爱的 fighting games out there simply for hte style, but I like it for other reasons too, of course. Skullgirls takes place in a sort of 1930s esque city, where a fabled McGuffin known...
Narrator: Are 你 looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got 更多 suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, 或者 two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got 更多 action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, 或者 you’re 屁股 is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
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Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! 或者 don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, 或者 two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got 更多 action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, 或者 you’re 屁股 is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
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Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! 或者 don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
When I 说 I was going to review No 更多 超能英雄 2, I meant it. When I discussed the 前一个 game, I did mention that I may 或者 may not review it. I 说 that because, wow, I have to pay double the price of the original game for NMH2. But, in the end, I did it anyway. Because I’m a sad person. But, regardless, here it is. This is a game no one expected would be made. No 更多 超能英雄 seemed like such a niche game that was fun, but nothing to warrant a sequel. But, low and behold, here it is: No 更多 超能英雄 2: Desperate Struggle.
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Now, 你 all know that I 爱情 the first No 更多 Heroes...
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Now, 你 all know that I 爱情 the first No 更多 Heroes...
Art by Alinah_09
Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its 更多 of the backstory of them...
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#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its 更多 of the backstory of them...
So, Final 幻想 VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final 幻想 VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired 由 it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
Chrono Trigger takes place in the modern day… of 1999, following Crono, a bright eyed little Akira Toriyama drawn boy who, along with his friends, are send through an adventure across time to stop a 太空 parasite known as Lavos from destroying the world in...
So I was never too big into sports, and in short, I was never too big into sports games. I have minor understanding of basketball, but only cause my brothers are fans, I never understood the appeal of football, and I think I won’t offend anyone when I say 足球 is boring. But I was really interested in the art of skateboarding… until it died and no one cared anymore… The game is Tony Hawk’s Underground.
Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where 你 play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the...
I like Bayonetta better than Devil May Cry… Fuck you, fight me. Let’s not waste another 秒 and let’s talk about it.
Bayonetta follows, well, Bayonetta, an Umbra Witch who was sealed in a coffin five hundred years 以前 before she resurfaced, with no memory of her passed and a legion of Heaven’s 天使 hunting her down. So, with the help of bar tender and badass Rodin, scumbag Enzo, and totally not Yuri Lowenthal, Luca, she travels to a far off city in hopes of getting answers, while also killing as many 天使 as she can. So like I 说 before, Bayonetta is fucking awesome. You...
So when it comes to talking about the best Zelda game out there, two of them usually come to mind. The majority think of Ocarina of Time, and while that is a usual pick, some would say that Link to the Past is the best. And while I like both games, but also like other Zelda games more, it’s clear which one I prefer over the two
Link to the Past follows, who else, Link, as he is called upon 由 Zelda to go on a quest to save Hyrule from being turned into the Dark World where Ganon rules, and must gain the help of the Seven Sages to do so. Being one of the few SNES games that I have played,...
So Devil May Cry 3. Yeah, I bet 你 all were expecting it to be high on the list. After the disappointment that was 2, we needed a real good one. And a damn good one we got, so let's talk about it right no-
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Today I'm taking over to review what is probably my 最喜爱的 Devil May Cry game, Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening.
For those not aware, Devil May Cry is a character action series developed 由 Capcom, created 由 the director of Resident Evil 2 and who would later go on to create the Bayonetta series, Hideki Kamiya. The original title,...
Okay, I’m gonna stop talking about the stupid 袜子 puppet, I swear to god… Okay, I lied, but not right now. So Tim Schaffer, a well respected game designer (At the time), who made may games like the Monkey Island franchise, 日 of the Tentacle, and Grim Fandango. But it was clear he had the ambition to do 更多 than just that. And more, he did do. An open world game with a-list actors and a huge soundtrack of licensed music. And that game was Brutal Legend.
The game follows Not-Jack Black, Eddie Riggs as he enters a mythical world of heavy metal torn 由 war, and now joins a resistance...
In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them
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And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
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Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
