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When I saw the trailer for this movie back in the summer, I gotta say, I was excited. But I was also expecting disappointment, since Hollywood has a habit of disappointing me. But, surprisingly enough, this movie was awesome. Now, originally, I was going to review 万圣节前夕 3 instead of this movie, but I just had to talk about. So for all of 你 who badly wanted that 万圣节前夕 3 review, here is is in short. It has witchcraft and no Myers. It’s different, so it sucks (Seriously though, it is not a good movie). Now, with that out of the way, let’s talk about the clearly better movie, Don’t Breathe.



Now, before I talk about this movie, I want to tell 你 something. Please, don’t read this review… Well, I mean, read it. But at least watch the movie first. It’s better if 你 know nothing about this movie before watching it. So the movie follows a group of three thieves. Rocky, a girl who wants to leave for California with her little sister. Alex, a guy whose father runs a security company, allowing them to break into houses. And Money, an asshole who is clearly just there to be killed off. They want to do one last bust together, and decide to rob a war veteran who 迷失 his daughter and is holding onto over three hundred thousand dollars. However, he is also blind. When they break into the house, it turns out that, while he is blind, he uses the rest of his senses to find the three and try to kill them all, while they try to escape from his house (Except Money, because obviously). The first thing that I liked about this movie was the fact that instead of creating another bland slasher movie, they decided to give us a movie about something completely new. Being trapped with a killer, in the killer's house, who just so happens to be blind. I gotta admit, that’s an ingenious idea.



I really do like the characters in this movie because they’re all terrible… Let me explain. The characters in this movie are never good 或者 evil. Rocky wants to do some good for her little sister, and Alex doesn’t want to harm anyone. No one gives a damn about Money, and the Blind Man is crazy, but is defending his house. All of these characters are flawed in their own ways. Sure, they could 显示 some signs of being good people, all of them doing reasonable things, but in the end, 你 know that they can do some very selfish things as well. No one in this movie is black 或者 white. They’re all completely flawed in their own ways. It reminds me a lot of the characters from Silent 爬坡道, 小山 2, which, let’s face it, if a movie starts to remind me of Silent 爬坡道, 小山 2, than it is an instant winner. Hands down.



I think the best thing about this movie was the atmosphere. This movie is very VERY quiet. Whenever Rocky 或者 Alex are trapped in the same room with the Blind Man, it always manages to be very creepy. 你 just sit there and watch as they sit still, the Blind Man walks around, and a whole lot of nothing happens. I mean it, not a lot happens for a few moments, but that’s what makes the tension even better. Does the Blind Man know they’re there? What will they do to get passed him? And why can’t we just 移动 to the 下一个 scene, I’m getting worried one of them will get shot… Oh yeah, another thing. The Blind Man doesn’t use a knife, 或者 a hatchet, 或者 anything that isn’t a firearm. Instead, he actually uses a gun. He uses a freaking magnum. And guess what? The gun is scary. 你 would never think the gun in a movie is scary, but how he always shoots at them, and how they scatter to get away, and how he always shoots at 随意 moments, always surprising you. If 你 can make a gun scary, than 你 deserve a medal. This movie just manages to impress me in every sense of the word.



If I had to talk about one flaw of this movie, I think it would be that the jumpscares happened a bit too often in this movie. I watched this movie with my friend in the movie theater, and he told me that the tension from the jumpscares was what made them scary. Instead of disagreeing and telling him my opinion was better than his, I decided that he was a little bit right. The tension was really good, and the build up was much scarier than the scare to it, which I think works for this movie… Except for the dog jumpscare at the beginning. That one can go straight to hell. But, I still loved this movie. The tension, the characters, the setting. You’d think a small neighborhood in Michigan wouldn’t be scary, but they managed to find a way. 由 this point, it shouldn’t be shocking. They made a blind man, and 枪 scary. That should already describe how good this 电影院 写作 team is. And no spoilers, but when we saw the ending, me and my friend just stood there, mouths open, thinking “..... Damn”!



So yes, Don’t Breathe. My 最喜爱的 horror movie of the year. People may say that The Conjuring 2 is a better horror movie, but I’ve never seen those 电影院 before, so I don’t care. Please do watch this movie. It was worked on 由 Sam Raimi, the same guy who created Evil Dead. Watch this movie while it’s still in theaters. It’s totally worth your time. I had to grow a small goatee just to watch the movie (I immediately shaved it off after watching it), and it was worth it. Please just watch the movie. It’s worth it, and easily my 最喜爱的 movie of this year…. 或者 你 could watch Suicide Squad…. I guess the gritty edgy storytelling is better. Take care

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When 你 are a young man, no job, and college is hitting 你 real hard with assignments, I say that there is no better place to find games that no one else will play than your local libraries. I don’t know if all libraries do this, but the one in my area allows people to rent not just books, but 电影院 and video games. I found some pretty good games there, as well as some… Less good ones. But regardless, these games are in fact underrated, so it is my job to review them. And what better game to review than an underrated Wii game, 蘑菇 Men: The Spore Wars.



~Story~

Mushroom Men: The...
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When it comes to horror movies, 你 all know that the one thing that makes a movie for me is jumpscares. There’s nothing I 爱情 更多 than jumpscares. There is also nothing I 爱情 更多 than seeing characters go out into the killer’s path even though they could have lived if they stayed put. I 爱情 it. But I also 爱情 monsters just as much. And there are lots of great Hollywood monsters like the Leprechaun, the gorilla with the 头盔 from Robot Monster, the Gingerdead Man, the Goblins from Troll 2, and who can forget the classic Shitweasles from Dreamcatcher? But, I think I know one horror...
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Welcome to the sixth 日 of Christmassacre. Today, we aren’t going to be watching an English horror movie. This 下一个 one we’ll be looking at caught my eye for two different reasons. The first reason is that this is a Norwegian film. I’ve never seen many Norwegian films, with the other one being Troll Hunter. That was a good found footage movie. I know found footage 电影院 get a lot of hate, but I really liked that one. The 秒 reason for this movie was because it was claimed to be the goriest 圣诞节 horror movie out there. Well, we’ll see about that. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce...
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There are a lot of horror games out there that have done wonders in scaring millions of people. Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Dead Space, Eternal Darkness, Fatal Frame, Five Nights at- (No). But, what about those games that look scary… but actually aren’t horror games. 你 know, those games that make 你 think “Oh, this will just be a normal adventure game” 或者 “This looks like a kids game”, and when 你 play it, 你 feel the need to cry underneath the covers…. Yeah. Those games. I really seem to like games that aren’t technically horror games, but still manage to scare you. They...
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2014 was a great 年 for anime.So much wonderful shows like Ping Pong: The Animation, Kill la Kill, and my personal favorite, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. But there wasn’t really much horror anime. Which is why I am so thankful to say that one of the best 日本动漫 and most beloved 由 the 日本动漫 community was a horror anime. That 日本动漫 being the series known as Parasyte: The Maxim.



Parasyte: The Maxim is an 日本动漫 based on the 日本漫画 由 Hitoshi Iwaaki… all the way back in 1988… You’re telling me that 你 waited until 2014 to make an 日本动漫 of this series?! Oh well....
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(Due to the lack of jokes I could find, 或者 new jokes that I forgot to add in my games, here is a few short 列表 of what would happen if 你 let an emotionless 16-year-old sociopath with antisocial personality disorder ruining your childhood 由 killing beloved video game characters 或者 assaulting them at the least)

Robotnik: Ha, ha, ha. Prepare to die, Sonic
Sonic: We’ll see about that, Robo- (Sonic gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks over) Oh thank god
Robotnik: Uh… wow, it was that easy
Wind: What do 你 mean?
Robotnik: Well, I’ve just been building robots with surprisingly weak metal, and...
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Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were 老友记 aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought 你 hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO 你 LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can 你 do me a favour? Do 你 see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up...
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Now, we all know movies, and we all 爱情 them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from 电影院 I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...
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Now, some people may say that the Legend of Zelda only has Ganondorf as its villain. But, there are actually lots of villains. In fact, their are lots of great villains in this series… Except for Demise, he sucks. So, I am going to tell 你 all my 最佳, 返回页首 最喜爱的 villains in the Zelda universe. Now, remember that my opinion may be different from yours, so do not get mad if a villain 你 wanted to see isn’t here. Now, with that said, let’s start the list

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#5: Agahnim from A Link to the Past - Now, this has to have been the first time I have seen a good villain in a Zelda game....
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January 21, 9:55 a.m.
Court House

Wind Waker Guy- Uuhhh. The letters don't seem to fit together. Oohhh. I should have went to 床, 床上 early
Happy Yappy- HI!!!
Wind Waker Guy- AAAHHHHHHH!!! Don't do that
Happy Yappy- Sorry, I'm just so excited with what you'll do today. Here. I bought 你 some coffee because, knowing you, you'd stay up all night and would be dead tired
Wind Waker Guy- Uh...thanks (Thinking) This is it. I've got to finish this today. If I don't, all my hard work will have been for nothing

Courtroom No. 4
Judge- Court will now resume from yesterday. I believe that both the defense and the...
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Good news and bad news, to all 你 Rockstar 粉丝 out there. Bad news, this is the last GTA entry on this entire list. Good news, it's the best one out there. After playing through the 更多 最近的 GTA games, I wanted to go back and try out the older ones. But not GTA 1 old. Little later after that. And one of them was the lovely San Andreas. So let us talk about the great San Andreas and see just what-



WindWakerGuy430: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second! What is this doing here?!
SeanTheHedgehog: I am in charge of this review.
WindWakerGuy430: Says who?! Oh, right. I had that hangover...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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 The 圈, 圈子 moves in from the right. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears, followed 由 the name, WindWakerGuy430
The 圈, 圈子 moves in from the right. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears, followed 由 the name, WindWakerGuy430


Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 粉丝 Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Kyle Hummel as Stuart McKing
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Jeff Bodine as Ian Chance
Mark Moraghan as Alec Wheeler
Tom Cruise as Kenny Jackson
Christian Bale as Mark Asington
Scott Caan as Alec Baker...
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Counsler: So, Wind, I have heard that 你 have some social problems
Wind: Less of problems and 更多 of a smart idea to stay the fuck away from every idiot I meet
Counsler: Now, Wind, it isn’t very healthy to be anti-social. Perhaps 你 should make some 老友记
Wind: ……. Fuck off
Counsler: Oh, come now. What’s wrong with making 老友记
Wind: What’s wrong? Have 你 even seen how stupid people are around me
Counsler: Something tells me that 你 are very upset
Wind: Your goddamn right I’m upset. 你 just come here and tell me how to live my fucking life, when I don’t want to live...
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