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Another season of autumn and 你 all know what that means? It means we all get to experience some new things. Yes, 万圣节前夕 is great, and seeing the seasons change from a hot summer to a cool autumn is also neat. But, we all know that there is one thing that we 爱情 about the coming of October. One thing we all look 前锋, 期待 to each and every year. It’s something that takes it’s time to arrive, but when it does arrive, 你 are so happy, that 你 could explode with joy. And that is… General Mills monster cereal that they only sell on one 月 a year.



I know you’re all asking “What in the hell does any of this have to do with horror in the slightest”? Simple. 你 got a vampire, a Frankenstein’s monster, and a ghost… Perfectly horror themed. That plus having to wait forever just to get a bowl of this stuff is disturbing on its own. Also, if 你 ate Frankenberry in the 70s, your crap would be pink… boy, that must have blew kids minds back in the day. The monster themed cereals may have been discontinued back a time ago, but back in 2010, they were brought back to the public. All your favorites, including Count Chocula, Frankenberry, and Boo Berry. 你 could eat them all seperately. Unless you're me, in which case, 你 get a big bowl, dump in all three boxes, and devour it down, not even regretting the hurting stomach afterwards. I mean, these things are only here once a month, so you’d best enjoy them while they're around. But, back in the 70s, there were two 更多 General Mills monsters that were there for some time, before disappearing, then reappearing, then disappearing again. It’s confusing… So, let’s explain these two forgotten monster cereals, shall we?



So, back in 1974, after the successful release of Boo Berry two years ago, General Mills decided to release a new brand of cereal. This one being called 水果 Brute. The mascot for this one was a werewolf in colorful suspenders that sold kids cereal that tasted like 水果 with 青柠, 石灰 marshmallows in it. This didn’t prove to work well, and he was discontinued in eight years later. But, for every cereal brand that collapses faster than the Roman Empire, another is waiting to take their chance at the spotlight. Five years after the demise of 水果 Brute, General Mills created a brand new cereal, known as Fruity Yummy Mummy. Fruity Yummy Mummy was a mummy (Duh) with colorful bandages and sounded like a chain smoker, who sold another 水果 themed brand of cereal, also with marshmallows, only these ones were vanilla flavored, oh boy. But, like 水果 Brute, Fruity Yummy Mummy also met a sad demise, and lasted even less time, lasting only five years before being taken off shelves



Yeah, they both didn’t last long. My guess is that the word “Fruit” being in the cereal didn’t appeal to kids much. Why would 你 want something that sounds healthy when Count Chocula’s got the diabetes 你 want at the young age of five? Some time in 2013, General Mills tried to bring these two characters back at one point, but it didn’t go over well. They were gone in about a year, and now they are just forgotten cereals… 或者 are they? Well, yes, they are. But, they can still be seen to this day. Quentin Tarantino puts some of the 水果 Brute cereal as little cameos in his movies, such as Reservoir 狗 and Pulp Fiction, and there are still little toys of 水果 Brute and Fruity Yummy Mummy on eBay and Amazon. Back in the 80s, 你 could get these things 由 finding them inside cereal boxes, but now they can be bought online. I’d buy them, but I’M NOT PAYING EIGHTY BUCKS FOR THAT! There’s also unopened boxers of 水果 Brute and Fruity Yummy Mummy… But, probably best 你 don’t eat cereal that’s from the 80s. Also, before I go, one thing. Not sure what part of 水果 Brute’s life this happened, but some time ago, 水果 Brute was voiced 由 Seth MacFarlane. Yes, the Family Guy, American Dad, and Ted Seth MacFarlane. Let it sink in that the creator of those three things advertised children’s cereal. Take care.